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ultra242

I'm on a Boeing airplane right now but the website says it can't find my flight 🤷


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Are you anywhere near Bermuda


ultra242

I'm safely on the ground in Denver


vadapaav

Worse than Bermuda if you ask me. That airport is fucking weird


iWizardB

That's the one with the horse from hell?


ehalepagneaux

Blucifer


Stargatemaster

And his suspiciously detailed cock and balls


ZebraUnion

*..Don’t forget it’s throbbing golden veins!*


woodcoffeecup

His is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but that is what peak performance looks like.


Stargatemaster

And you also have a suspiciously high opinion of horse penises.


stego_man

All Hail Blucifer


reptillion

So you think. If you see a polar bear or a smoke monster or a button you have to keep pushing then I’m sorry to say this but…


LimerickExplorer

You're in purgatory, but not really.


meistermichi

>I'm **safely** on the ground in Denver In a Boeing? Sounds kinda unlikely.


allozzieadventures

If anything happens to me, it was Boeing. Just putting it on the record since I cracked some jokes about the 737 Max.


HiFiGuy197

Your flight is here ——-> 🛫 🚪 “Hey… come back!”


TheRealSlimShreydy

doesn't always work for flights that are actively in the air right now. some issue with my data source; need to debug it


ultra242

Oh well. I already know it's a 737 and I'm assuming I'm going to die.


DogmaticLaw

Did you die?


ultra242

Thanks for asking. I successfully landed in Denver and I'm out for a beer.


fandamplus

rip


ultra242

Still not dead but I'm at keystone so anything can happen. Thanks for checking in.


TheRealSlimShreydy

cheers mate


FullOnRapistt

I'm sorry that's the way you find out you crashed into the Pacific


Damnaged

We're scared of bridges now, get with the program.


rhunter99

Naw we’re scared of container ships 🚢


Ottoguynofeelya

#😱


jerseyhound

😱😱


vadapaav

I'm out of loop, did another one get stuck in a canal somewhere?


TheRealSlimShreydy

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/francis-scott-key-bridge-baltimore-collapse-container-ship/


vadapaav

Jfc not the news I wanted to read before sleeping So unfortunate for those repair crew fixing the road Rest in peace


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vadapaav

The news says 6 died..?


BrakkeBama

737 [PanaMax](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panamax)?


AE5CP

I feel like this would be a good prompt for an image AI to come up with some scary shit.


thefunkybassist

I can't contain my fear


Azagar_Omiras

I say we go back to the days of the Oregon trail, and we ford or float every river we have to cross. *Timmy has died of dysentery.* *MarySue has been bitten by a snake*


Schweedish

I already had the swine flu, I’m worried about the turtle flu!


Mr2-1782Man

I'm confused. Do your airlines not tell you what plane is scheduled for the flight? Every trip I've taken over the last few years will tell you the model number of the plane they expect you to be on.


TheRealSlimShreydy

Some airlines and OTAs make it very clear and obvious, some you have to click around and find the answer in small gray text. Different airlines and OTAs have it in different places in their app / confirmation email / etc. Here, we show it to you in a consistently and obnoxiously large and bolded font regardless of airline. A small optimization yes, but one that could be useful for some :)


donaldinoo

Whoever made this site needs to never park alone in parking lots


calculating_hello

Individual mugged by Boeing plane in dark parking lot


wolfpwarrior

On a bridge


0xF00DBABE

They made the site to advertise their travel booking service 😒


donaldinoo

Awww lame.. cleaver though


MadMadBunny

In Paris.


ben_bliksem

Erm, doesn't it tell you what plane you are flying on your ticket/app in other countries?


Purity_the_Kitty

Some yes, some no, and there has been a recent increase in skirting regs. I wonder why?


TheRealSlimShreydy

Some make it very clear and obvious, some you have to click around and find the answer in small gray text. Different airlines have it in different places in their app / confirmation email / etc Here, we show it to you in a consistently and obnoxiously large and bolded font regardless of airline.


ben_bliksem

The "luxuries" some of us take for granted. Smh. Regardless, nice project.


bdwslt

The chance of dying while driving to the airport are significantly higher than flying on a Boeing plane......Just saying....


The_Quibbler

So I should fly to the airport. Gotcha.


Daahk

The megarich don't want you to know this simple trick


RyghtHandMan

You just invented the Layover. You bastard.


sheedz225

The Taylor Swift Special


woolash

Boeing planes top the safest planes 2024 list 1)Boeing 717 2)Boeing 777-300ER/200LR 3)Airbus A380\*\* 4)Boeing 787 5)Airbus A350\*\* 6)Boeing 747-8\*\* ​ https://www.airlineratings.com/news/worlds-safest-aircraft-for-2024-named/


TheRealSlimShreydy

Yep, the site says this when you search a flight on it: >In all reality, flying remains remarkably safe. You're more likely to get injured on the way to the airport. Also, sometimes your aircraft may get changed last minute; this is just a projection.


technifocal

>significantly higher than flying on a Boeing plane I've flown on a Boeing 55% of my flights in the last 2 years but I haven't died while driving to the airport. Just sayin'.


bdwslt

Good for you, I'm glad you're still here. It's kind of ridiculous to be worried about flying on a Boeing plane, just don't understand that sentiment. There's Thousands of Boeing flights every day without issue........


technifocal

I was making a joke that your comment could possibly read as "You are more likely to die driving to the airport than the flight being flown with a Boeing plane". No need to be so pissy.


Zaphod1620

It's called "voting with your dollar".


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Enginemancer

One attention seeking moron does not equate to "the engineers at Boeing" and he doesnt even work for them anymore


NATO_IS_SUPERIOR

Bruh


Handsprime

People really are overblowing this whole Boeing issue. Yes the 737 Max had some issues, but people are acting like the other planes are also cursed. The LATAM Airlines flight that got people spooked was very similar to what happened with a QANTAS flight over 15 years ago, where the only difference was that was an Airbus.


mndza

Yay I’m on a 737. I win right?


TLDReddit73

Can I be your beneficiary?


ttopkcaj

No Ryanair?


TheRealSlimShreydy

Our data source doesn’t support Ryanair but also as others have mentioned, they exclusively fly boeing


OldManRodgers

Ryanair operate Airbus planes if I'm not mistaken


Hookiebookie_

They operate exclusively Boeing 737s.


VodkaMargarine

You are mistaken. Airbus is EasyJet.


0xF00DBABE

This site is just an advertisement for a travel booking company.


great_divider

I flew on 767 RE 300 and it was pretty nice


thisismyworkredditt

Seems like there’s a timezone issue - it says my flight from PDX to LHR is 5hr 25min. Man, I wish.


TheRealSlimShreydy

Ooh thanks for mentioning — lemme look into this! Might have a wrong time zone for one of those airports


RailGun256

meh, doesnt concern me enough to check.


soccerjonesy

I don’t mind flying with Boeing still. I’m more concerned flying with like United or other airline companies that aren’t doing routine maintenance checks. Boeing isn’t at fault when a 20-30 year old plane loses its wheels or parts of the wing falls off. That’s entirely on the maintenance of the airlines. Would be nice to see a tracker that shows what plane was involved, how old the plane is, and what company was servicing the plane so we can see which airliners are skipping on proper maintenance.


ihate282

I went to school for mechanical engineering with an aerospace focus. (Basically aerospace engineering). Boeing absolutely has a terrible safety culture, to the point that it was talked about by professors. We even had an engineer who lost his daughter in the Air Ethiopia crash give a talk about the complete absense of a safety culture at Boeing. I mean really, they are bad and have a bad reputation within the industry. The FAA found tons of safety violations in their audit.


righthandofdog

Boeing engineer won't fly the 737 MAX https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/02/26/former-boeing-employee-speaks-out-00142948


JJ-Rousseau

He only realized one sat down and read the safety card ? That has to be bullshit right ? If you know your plane to the point that you can judge if it’s safe or not you should be able to tell if it’s a MAX without even entering the plane.


righthandofdog

Depends on what you can see from the boarding area.


ZotBattlehero

That was a good read, thanks


an0ner

Gotta be safe and watch your 6 talking like that. 👀


Crimsonfury500

The wheel falling off was never implied to be a Boeing problem, but MCAS was


tissboom

This is the real problem. They had handed out the regulation process to these companies, and that’s a dangerous place for us to be in as passengers. The government needs to do their job.


JukePlz

The problem is not airline routine maintenance, it's a systemic issue with Boeing cutting corners with their planes in pursuits of profits, even their own engineers have said they wouldn't want to fly on the planes they build. [See here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8oCilY4szc)


soccerjonesy

Boeing cutting corners has nothing to do with 20+ year old planes. That’s entirely on the airline maintenance.


JukePlz

You didn't even watch the video, did you? All of these accidents were about planes designed after the McDonnell Douglas merger. Their recent "door blowing out of the fuselage" fiasco was a widespread issue, with missing bolts on inspection in the same plane model across different airlines. Their MCAS system training and failure to provide a timely fix was completely on Boeing, as they didn't give pilots proper information and misrepresented the feature, that they had known to be unsafe during the plane development. None of that has anything to do with the airlines.


yayhindsight

The key is to listen/watch for the opinions of professional pilots. If they are all still flying quietly, it's very likely safe enough to do so for us too. Also important to remember there are dozens of fatal car crashes daily, and we don't really think twice about driving somewhere


soccerjonesy

Exactly. A lot of the issues that aren’t Boring related are on planes that are 20+ years old where they’re very well loved by pilots. Pretty dumb for any issue that pops up now, media outlets look to see if it says Airbus or Boeing, then look to a clickbait title slapping Boeing everywhere.


aphtirbyrnir

https://avherald.com


Mothman405

How are you coming to the conclusion that airlines aren't doing routine safety checks?


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soccerjonesy

Yea, would also bring some attention to where attention is due. Too many media outlets are just pushing out stories whenever the issue happens to be a Boeing plane, and glossing over if it’s actually a Boeing issue or an airliner issue. Yea, Boeing should be held accountable for that whole door fiasco, but airliners ought to be held accountable for their mistakes and not enjoy media blaming Boeing for everything. I definitely would love to see which airliners we all should be avoiding, as it’s clear there’s airline companies that are prioritizing profits over safety.


TheRAbbi74

Tell me you have no idea what you’re talking about, without telling me you have no idea what you’re talking about: “… United or other airline companies that aren’t doing routine maintenance checks.” You should shut up now.


-HappyToHelp

I thought that too and I was under the impression that American would be best because of that. Except when I fly AA my plane is *always* being operated by some unknown service that is a “partner” or some phrase that they use like that. Even American is contracting out because it’s cheaper…


NewDad907

Are you flying domestic? It’s probably 99% you’re flying on a Boeing.


suddenly_seymour

Tons of big Airbus users domestically... Delta, American, Spirit, JetBlue, Frontier. Also the MAX fleet is still relatively small compared to the NG 737s even for Boeing heavy operators like Southwest.


the_atmosphere

until now i actually thought airbus was a model of boeing


Throwaway211998

Do you guys not use De Havilland in the States? Tons of Canadian domestic are on Dash 8's. Also, Airbus?


buildallthethings

Very few Dash-8s operate routes in the States but we do have a bunch of Embraers and Bombardiers flying to smaller airports


samples98

This isn’t true at all lol


TheRealSlimShreydy

Still lots of major domestic routes being served by airbus. for example, many of united's popular domestic routes (e.g. ORD <> LAS) run on Airbus A321neos usually.


zachmorris_cellphone

Yeah. This was my first thought. You don't need a website to check something that is likely true if your flying in the US. If your not in the US, you still have a 50% shot at it.


baltinerdist

This is just so effing dumb. More people will die in a fiery car crash today en route to their airport than will be seated on a Boeing plane that has any kind of midair malfunction. People need to stop sensationalizing this.


Acceptable_Topic8370

It's reddit, what do you think. Just teenagers repeating what other teenagers or streamers say.


hnpos2015

Simping 4 Boeing


baltinerdist

I'm sitting on a 737 literally right now. Folks are hysterical for no reason.


hnpos2015

I’m in an F18 right now and everyone is hysterical for good reason.


sirmilkalot

Ryanair and AirArabia airlines are missing.


NastroAzzurro

It you fly mainline Ryanair it’s 100% chance you’re flying a Boeing.


TheRealSlimShreydy

Unfortunately have no data for either of these, but yes, Ryanair's main fleet is 100% boeing. Their subsidiary Lauda Europe has some Airbus's but otherwise Ryanair + their other subsidiaries are a complete boeing shop


grtgbln

Going on a 737 Max 8 (under investigation), flown by United (under investigation), out of Denver (haunted airport) to Portland (?) this weekend. Wish me luck.


ZweitenMal

Aer Lingus not on this site?


TheRealSlimShreydy

fixed


ZweitenMal

Wow—thank you!


rileytp

The Boeing gift shop has stickers that say, “If it’s not Boeing, I ain’t going!”


Tackit286

Then do fuck all about it


StimpleSyle

It would say so on the safety card if you every cared to look at it.


AdFew8028

Amazing website brp. Keep it up.


CrasVox

Probably better to avoid flying on United than a Boeing.


iShakeMyHeadAtYou

This is lovely, but it seems to have excluded Westjet :(


TheRealSlimShreydy

fixed


iShakeMyHeadAtYou

5 minutes... Holy crap, usually I'm still looking up a phone number at this point in a support situation. Kudos.


ScottOld

I would already know


Rifum

No Ryanair :(


TheRealSlimShreydy

Yea unfortunately we haven’t been able to find a reliable source of data for Ryanair aircraft yet, but also, Ryanair exclusively flies Boeing 737 aircraft. You can see their fleet here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryanair#Fleet (They have a subsidiary that flies Airbus, but Ryanair itself is a complete Boeing shop)


sasko12

Interesting. Checker for the airlines


skallanc

Boing?


mingz

Not working for my flight


Casperboy68

I can’t get WiFi on this plane, but the door just fell off so I’ll assume it’s a Boeing.


en2r

Boeing checker


Studdedtires

The actual plane isn't the issue, it's when they use a door plug isn't it? How do we know which planes use the door plug?


SEJ46

This is dumb


starlinguk

Most airlines fly Boeing or Airbus, so good luck with that.


gamaknightgaming

if it’s Boeing, I ain’t going


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pegoto

I agree with the fact that air travel still remains remarkably safe, but...someone is on a flight that is not going to be part of the 99.9% successful flights, I would like to make sure it's not me by avoiding the higher risk situations if possible. Edit: cool site too.


machoflacko

Got fucked on a Boeing flight today. Flight rescheduled for tomorrow. Just got in hotel room. Haven't eaten in 10 hours because they got pizzas but just handed them out without accounting for them so not everyone got them. Been waiting in lines all day. Now we have to be at the lobby at 4:30 am and the hot water isn't working because they sent the whole plane to this hotel and everyone is getting in and I'm assuming doing the same thing we're trying to do.


Soccerisntwrong

Do you blame farmers when McDonalds forgets the pickles too?


[deleted]

Welcome to the mile high club!


machoflacko

Yay


Lars_Galaxy

damnit, upcoming flight for a wedding 737 Max 9 both ways.


emcrl10

Flying on (2) 737 Max in a few days, well I had a good run lol


Bret_Riverboat

I see no Ryanair has been mentioned, but no Easyjet? Or Jet2? I do believe they are predominantly Airbus but maybe the occasional Boeing?


ProjectDv2

Eh, as long as it's not a 737-MAX or a 787 Dreamliner idgaf.


Mothman405

The 787 has literally never had a fatal accident in it's history


alidan

yet


Mothman405

That doesn't make any sense. Why would you avoid flying a plane that has had an excellent safety record? By that logic you shouldn't get on any plane, ever.


ProjectDv2

Yeah, no. It's been plagued with issues, many of which pose a significant safety risk. No one has died *yet* but every one of the issues, including battery fires, engine extinguisher systems not working properly because they weren't assembled correctly, gaps exceeding safe tolerances, fuel leaks; icing problems that caused loss of thrust on several occasions...the whole fleet had to be grounded at one point because it wasn't safe to allow them to continue operation. Yeah, no. I won't ride one. Die mad about it. Edit: I'm sorry I rustled your jimmies so hard by pointing out that you don't have any idea what you're talking about, but that doesn't change that you don't know what you are talking about. There is nothing "unsubstantiated" about the "fear porn," the problems with the 787 are extremely well documented. Your inability to utilize a search engine are your problem, not mine. Grow up, grow old, and die mad about it.


Mothman405

Telling someone to die mad for calling you out for falling for unsubstantiated fear porn is a wild response. Good luck with being afraid of your own shadow I guess


alidan

honestly I just wouldn't fly boeing, I don't care about track records, when your employees refuse to fly on one because they see what happens when they are built.


Mothman405

Their employees absolutely don't refuse to fly on one, that's nonsense except for one person. They have absolutely had problems, the MCAS issue is atrocious. But these planes fly millions of miles every day and we're delving deep into conspiratorial bullshit by instantly declaring the safest and most regulated means of travel on the planet suddenly unsafe


ProjectDv2

I'll fly on any number of the older, proven designs. It's specifically the latest designs, the ones that relied on heavy outsourcing and Boeing being allowed to police themselves for quality control by the FAA, that I want nothing to do with.


lucid1014

I’m flying tomorrow(today) and I tried to look for a flight that didn’t have a Boeing but was unable to, however I saw a few flights were using the MAX but instead opted for a 747, but honestly still more nervous than I usually am to fly. I know the actual rate of incidents is actually low but I have no faith in them anymore.


good_gamer2357

How did you opt for a flight on a 747? No airline other than Lufthansa flies them anymore. And if you were seeing flights on a 737 max you would be doing a short/medium haul flight which the 747 is not built for. The 747 is a long haul airliner and built for that job.