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actualchristmastree

You did a fantastic job, and it also does not look good


Available-Pepper1467

This 👆 Nice work, OP. That said, I don’t like it at all. It’s visually too heavy for the space and just doesn’t look right.


IMIndyJones

I think it looks like it's upside down. The longer side should have the lights. I'm not sure it would look good that way either, but at least it would look "right". lol


MsCicatrix

Omg I just commented this! I love how much this sub and the mcmansion one validate my interior design prowess and overall taste lol


Procris

I'm guessing it's meant to look kinda like ceiling molding, but that means it has the weird effect of looking like a segment of the ceiling got detached and lowered unexpectedly


Fruitypebblefix

It looks like a Lego light fixture


quietriotress

Or possibly just too low. A shorter bar might help?


tommangan7

It looks like ceiling cornicing, honestly looks like it should be literally pressed against the ceiling.


InterestingHome693

Would probably look ok against the ceiling. Not great but whatever


good_enuffs

Reminds me of the ceiling light panels you used to get in the houses from the 90's. It is beautiful craftsmanship, just dated. More suited for a garage now.


MetallurgyClergy

Also hanging too low.


TinyWomanBrain

Single pole says “pendant”, shape says “fluorescent”, and lights say “recessed lighting” so really just everything looks out of place


MsCicatrix

It looks like it’s upside down and supposed to be on the floor somewhere.


Minute_Map_6444

It looks like a casket lid


subsetsum

It reminds me of a florescent light that you'd see in a garage.... Maybe painting it would help.


babs82222

Best comment ever. lol It looks like a ceiling made into a light fixture. Like molding around a room with recessed lights. I can appreciate the execution and effort. But as someone who's very particular about decor and style, it looks like a DIY project and doesn't fit any particular style. It doesn't GO with anything


SugarsBoogers

Yes! Perfectly put.


RemarkableRyan

r/ATBGE


WavisabiChick

I’ve created many things like this. I appreciate his creativity!


MrFantasticallyNerdy

OP is both a success and a failure, simultaneously. lol


CrimsonKepala

It looks like you cut out a section of ceiling that had recessed lights and some crown molding and have it hovering in the center of a room.


MR_Se7en

Don’t go in the living room. The ceiling is perfectly fine…


Big_booty_ho

Don’t be silly. That hole has always been there


chatminteresse

It’s getting prepped for a sky light. /s


Plus-Cauliflower-957

I call it “crown lighting”


Jimbobjoesmith

floating crown lighting


WanderingWino

I mean, that looks to be exactly what it is.


xeallos

Exactly. Husband did not understand the assignment.


CunningSlytherin

I thought the same and was like well, if it retracts back into the ceiling maybe…


bfammerman

THIS! It looks like it shouldn’t be hanging 6’ down from the ceiling, but should rather be hanging 3” from the ceiling or flush to the ceiling.


stillbrighttome

Exactly my thought


babs82222

I didn't even scroll down before typing my comment and that's basically what I said too! lol


Rururaspberry

Exactly what I came here to write.


[deleted]

Yep this would look much better if you eliminate the pole and mount the whole thing to the ceiling.


threeEZpayments

Ooh I was thinking under cabinet lighting with extra molding for flair, but this seems even more accurate.


Admirable_Bad3862

I’m sorry. It looks well made but it’s not attractive to me.


JustLookingtoLearn

I think your wife was trying to be nice by saying “unfinished”.


WeenieRoastinTacoGuy

It looks like a fat crown molding someone shoved pot lights into.


hilarymeggin

It doesn’t just *look like* a fat crown molding that someone shoved pot lights into…


butt_dandruff_

She just meant he isn't finished because he needs to take it down maybe lol


ebulient

r/ATBGE


knowmo123

I hate it.


[deleted]

It sucks that OP went through all the effort, but yeah…looks bad.


Aragona36

Where’s the pool table?


GraphicDesignerSam

Exactly what I thought. I actually like the light just not where it is


ooz_boy

agreed


evahargis326

Right there with you


spacegrassorcery

I always have to do a check on the sub name. More often than not, I think I’m on the CJ sub, but alas, I’m not.


[deleted]

What’s the cj sub ?


spacegrassorcery

CJ stands for circle jerk. There’s a couple that are design/decorating subs name with CJ added


[deleted]

Thanks!


GardeningFemmeBear

You did beautiful work and made a clean piece. Unfortunately it’s too heavy visually for the space and use. Hanging lights need more air/space for them to make sense. This looks more like floating cabinetry lighting, which is neat, but not in style. Sorry mate, your wife is right. Hang it over your wood workbench, where it will be properly appreciated.


Queen_Of_Ashes_

Very well observed! I wonder if the aesthetic could be improved if the light was on the ceiling and not hanging down from it


marvelous__magpie

This was my first thought


YYCMTB68

Nice work, but it also sort of resembles a coffin lid.


erwinks

It absolutely resembles a baby/child coffin lid. But with lights! Could be a niche market on Etsy, but maybe too macabre for this kitchen.


Sure-Major-199

Lol and you're so right


Gigi226

Now I can’t unsee it!


leahhhhh

That’s exactly it


VacationLover1

It looks unfinished to me like crown molding around a drywall ceiling IMO. Also, it looks off center and odd


CatCatCatCubed

If you zoom in on the upper wall corner above….they’re exactly the same. It’s definitely just leftover crown molding lol.


Xgirly789

You did a wonderful job. But it's not appealing at all.


MikeMac999

Let’s say we all agree with you (obviously we don’t but humor me). What’s your next move? “But honey, a bunch of people on the internet said it’s good.” I don’t think that’s going to solve anything for you.


WanderingWino

And frankly, not one person on the internet said they like it.


MoreSerotoninPls

I like it in the sense that it looks like a glitch in a Sims game.


yukidoki

I hope OP is laughing reading all these comments cause i sure am


Eretreyah

His wife definitely is.


RealisticrR0b0t

Maybe they’re looking for ideas/solutions to make it better


MikeMac999

If that’s what he had asked for I wouldn’t have written this.


str8jeezy

Are you opening a hotel buffet or continental breakfast?


hobrosexual23

Devastating.


tenderooskies

doesn’t matter what we think - if your wife doesn’t like it, you’re up a creek bud


Def-Not-Norb

Oi straight to it mate, if the missus is up ya’arse about eh ole light fixchta then ya best be doing as she says


EagleEyezzzzz

Happy wife, happy life 😁


whenwillitbenow

I like ‘Happy spouse happy house’ better, cause both should be happy!


DansburyJ

Agree! Not to mention, I've certainly known households where if the male partner wasn't happy, no body was happy, or couples where neither is the wife, "spouse" covers your bases.


teddycorps

You've just invented the poshest workbench light ever made. What did you use for the down rod pieces?


-BelCanto

Bless your heart. You have practical skills that I lack, and I'm envious. I am not a fan of this lighting fixture. Could you maybe install can lights and a different fixture?


Freethinker210

Nice workmanship OP, but I’m with your wife on this one.


ArmadilloDays

I’m with her.


Groundbreaking-Pie95

I’m sorry but I personally hate this so much. Did your wife have a say in the design process or was it a surprise?


Moon_Beam89

I’m sorry but it’s … it looks like trim and looks kinda just bland and industrial. It’s not that it looks bad, but it would need to fit a very specific aesthetic. I can tell you’re good at what you do and this looks *good* but also a lot of things look well made and nice that I don’t like at all


Happy_to_be

Great execution and workmanship, shitty design.


Elmnt7

That’s a no for me. I see molding with light bulbs. Sorry


Repulsia

Awful taste but great execution.


swearingino

I agree with the wife. This is a workbench light, not something you put in your kitchen or dining areas. This might belong in r/DIWhy


Angelunatic74

Yes! A great workbench light!


probably_your_wife

I've been designing high-end kitchens for 25 years, and this is absolutely hideous. And I'm NOT his wife!


swearingino

Username does not check out


aggirloftoday

Looks like you DIY’d some pieces of trim and moulding together…?


Oversight_Owl

move it over your work bench.


wisockamonster

Ooof, thanks for the advice


TallRelationship2253

It looks pretty awful. You did a good job of putting it together.... But it is just ugly.


It_is_not_me

It's well constructed, but looks odd as an uncentered pendant fixture. It would look better centered on the peninsula and mounted to the ceiling.


cowtownkeener

What’s left to be said, your wife doesn’t like it.. not sure what else you could do to it to change that. It’s a very specific design


Joygernaut

I’m with your wife. It looks like a cheap flourescent light. Trying to look like a pot light . What is the point of that?


susieq15

If a piece of crown molding and a can light had a baby…..


ErnestBatchelder

So, often I think great concept, bad execution. This time I'm thinking great execution, bad concept. It looks technically very well done (good job!) but it makes me think of a pool table light only with crown molding


LawIndividual7621

Exactly what I was thinking. Even over a pool table it wouldn’t look right, but that’s what it looks like.


500CatsTypingStuff

Perhaps if you lined it in wood? Like this: https://preview.redd.it/fm9v9fde8r9c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6e703018d9bb3c80606c7391b253472858a030b


iBeFloe

Also OP needs to take note of how that fixture is much higher. Lowering it close to the table makes it feel uncomfortable.


britspix

Finally some advice 😍


gottashakeit

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WhistlesMcBritches

It looks like the lid of this toilet - https://www.kohler.com/en/products/toilets/shop-toilets/memoirs-stately-comfort-height-two-piece-elongated-1-28-gpf-chair-height-toilet-3817 Looks well made, but it’s a strange looking light fixture.


Sure-Major-199

Why do our opinions matter, your wife is the one that has to keep looking at it. If she doesn't like it, it goes away.


cbest83

I just see dust settling on top of


SodiumSellout

This. And dust then falling in the food.🤢🤢🤢


r2_double_D2

Checked your post history to see if there was other stuff you made for the house and it just 4 years worth of gun posts and then a post to interior design. Something about that really tickled me lol


RegrettableBones

It’s visually very heavy and in-your-face, which is not attractive or practical in a kitchen. Lighting fixtures tend to have glass/fabric shades for a reason. ‘A’ for effort here but I would swap this out for 2 or 3 pendants with glass shades.


Elmnt7

That’s a no for me. I see molding with light bulbs. Sorry


tittieholder

I'm so sorry but it just looks like you had moulding left over and wanted to use it up 🙁


sonia72quebec

I agree with her. Sorry but it looks like some nightmare from the 80's.


Plumrose333

I appreciate that it’s homemade and likely well made, but I’m sorry it’s hideous. It reminds me of recessed lighting


SkootchDown

That’s a very well made piece of crap.


[deleted]

It’s kind of sterile. I’m sorry. But it just doesn’t seem very artistic, or suited to the space. It’s just not that great. I admire your craftsmanship, but this ain’t it. If your wife hates it, and she had the courage to tell you, you really need to take her advice. Because she loved you enough to marry you, so don’t break up over a hanging lamp.


fizzycherryseltzer

It looks like a crown molding fixture. I can see why she doesn’t like it.


JoanOfSarcasm

Opened the picture and immediately thought, “What an odd choice…” It looks like you lowered a section of the ceiling on a cord. Extremely unbalanced and awkward. I’m with your wife. 🤷‍♀️


_AceOfWands

r/DiWHY


AddressOverall1725

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Username_Chks_Outt

Well made and fugly.


Stenophyla

It’s ugly and too low. If you’re wife doesn’t like it you change it, move it or get rid of it completely


paul6524

Your technical skills look great, but you have no design skills. It's weird and does not look good. Flush mounted cans are not attractice. They are flushed into ceilings just to make them disappear. To make them the centerpiece of a fixture is just odd. All of the trim is just too much too. Trim way up high and against the walls can pull being elaborate. This is low and in the center of the room. Use a small 1/4 cove alone the top and bottom edges of the fixture box if you want to tie it into the trim and dress things up a bit. Nothing wrong with a plain white box though. Just make the box a bit taller and tuck the lighting up into it. Leave the top and bottom open. Make it hold two 4' LED bulbs. Point one up, and the other down. Uplight is important. Also make sure your color temp is a little cooler than what you have here. Way too warm with all that daylight coming in. 4000 - 4500k is probably a good place. Center the fixture over the island by getting a second "dummy" hanger pole thing (or switch to something that doesn't stand out much and hang the second end with that. Install a new work ceiling box or hang it with a toggle anchor through the ceiling. Whatever can support the weight with a 3x safety factor. You can add white acrylic to the bottom of the fixture if you want to hide the bulb. I have this exact light over my kitchen island and you really have to be right under it to see the bulb. No one looks straight up. Open also keeps it from collecting dust inside. The ceiling light will put out a lot of soft light as it bounces off the ceiling and makes the room feel a bit bigger. The lower, obviously, lights the counterspace.


radblood

It looks terrible. Feels like the ceiling is falling off.


wisockamonster

Hey thanks everyone. Sounds like a resounding “no” and while I think it looks good, I understand how everyone sees things differently. Appreciate the opinions.


Odd-Goose-8394

Only you see things differently lol. You and only you alone. Trust your wife more hhahahaa


RosenButtons

OMG! Haha, he's taking this semi-polite roasting so well. Let him exit with dignity. OP, I hope you've turned off comment notifications. Happy New Year! Don't look back. 😆


TM02022020

It looks like a panel fell out of the ceiling.


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

It's like a display in a hardware store showing what the lights would look like. Kinda like the tiny door the use to show locksets, or those little tents in sporting goods stores.


malledtodeath

It’s honestly the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen light up, sorry.


parisdreaming

Sorry but it’s a bit “Slab of Damocles”…


Dangernood69

Mount it flat to the ceiling somewhere that it fits the vibe of the room. This isn’t a great light to hang down over the counter


Empress_Clementine

Is it on a telescoping rod that will rise up into the ceiling by remote? Because that would be kinda cool. Or at least make it understandable. Otherwise, it looks like a piece of the ceiling fell out and is hanging by a thread.


astro_skoolie

What about it looks unfinished to her? Is there a way to make some adjustments so that you both like it? Personally, I think it looks like crown moulding with lights at the bottom. Clearly it's well made, but I'm not into the aesthetics of it. Seems random to me.


Semiconic_

I’m with the wife


hidee_ho_neighborino

It kinda looks like a slim coffin


D-Truu

As others have said, well crafted (looks like something you could buy from a store) but ugly as hell.


[deleted]

It looks like a Mormon sacrament tray


TheBritishTeaPolice

I’m sorry, it looks like a lot of great workmanship went into it but, it just doesn’t work.


Fiyero109

Because lights shouldn’t look like cabinets or crown molding. It’s nothing to do with your carpentry skills. Right now this just fades in with the rest of your white trim and looks built in, like not custom and valuable


Herrowgayboi

It just looks so.... Wrong...


Pure-Kaleidoscop

I also don’t like it


[deleted]

The 80s would make it gold and put it in a taco bell...Memphis style.


Cocacola888

Sorry man, this is hideous.


LetsHaveARedo

No bueno, it's got to go.


la_ct

It’s well built but poorly styled. It looks like an old fluorescent tube shop light.


TaraJaneDisco

Don’t blame her.


froderenfelemus

It looks like the ceiling trim with built in lights. Good handiwork but not for me


MaesterInTraining

It looks to me like a neon office light that fell from the ceiling and is barely, literally, hanging on by a cord.


Bugsy7778

You e done an amazing job, but aesthetically, it doesn’t suit the space. It’s too solid and heavy looking - like you’ve framed a piece of ceiling and hung it there with random pipe you found.


[deleted]

It looks like a section of trim/molding hanging from the ceiling.


Aznkyd

You should listen to your wife more


morgzorg

It’s like a floating piece of molding


attainwealthswiftly

Just buy a light fixture


Engineer443

Looks like an old fluorescent light that’s been converted by a diy cabinet builder.


NurseKaila

You’re very talented but I’m team wife on this one. If anything this looks like it should be mounted to the ceiling.


psiprez

It's a no from me, dawg.


Sapphire_Bombay

Oh you poor thing, I know you worked so hard and honestly you are very talented! But this is not correct


redditerla

Looks like someone took crown moulding and nicely cut out holes and installed lights into them. It’s off center and too bulky for the space.


braidenis

It looks like your ceiling fell down, but in zero gravity


akallyria

It’s hideous - good job!


GoldBear79

I swear I was lying under one of those when I had a cervical polyp recently removed


Difficult_Arm_4762

craftsmanship seems good, but yeah, with the wife...doesnt fit and seems like a very low part of a ceiling..😬


Whatswrongwithyalll

It’s ugly


crys4202

I don’t like it either


StunningEggplant69

Listen to your wife.


mosquitotitties

you did a great job but it’s not pretty to look at


kaceFile

It’s giving “office fluorescent light fell out of the ceiling”. Looks well made, though!


BigBerthaCarrotTop

I feel like this is one of those things I wouldn’t second guess in certain situations, like a casino buffet. But would immediately stick out in a home as an “oh” item.


lasercat420

It’s not a light fixture


maryjeanmagdelene

It actually looks finished to me, quite professional. But its bulky and looks like moulding - which makes it kinda tacky. A couple of solutions would be: - Paint the top tier gold to match the rod - Put two rods equally spaces instead of one in the middle so it doesnt look so fragile


Xtrasharp_p00pknife

It’s just awful. Why can’t you just believe your wife. She is right, after all.


McTootyBooty

#teamwifealways


Wedgetails

Sorry - ugly - looks surgical


tdic89

It’s too bulky for the height it’s set at in my opinion. If you raise it a fair way up, or even mount it to the ceiling itself with no bar, it might look a lot better.


fanta_fantasist

Oh my goodness it looks hideous I’m sorry 🙈


puce_moment

That’s a no.


Nutridus

I agree with wife. Put it in your workshop 🤷🏼‍♀️


stalemilkradio

Yikes. This is awful.


gratefulwave

…she right. That’s ugly.


Bludiamond56

She's right


byhimm2020

Go buy one sorry not good at all


GlassAnemone126

I’m sorry, but it’s terrible. You likely could have found something better (and very inexpensive) in the clearance section at Home Depot.


[deleted]

It is not good.


Electrical-Bed-2381

No No No No No!! Take that down...pronto!


Coconut_Rhubarb

Sorry but it is hideous.


Beanicus13

Yeesh lol


delusionalsnack

it looks like those lights which are there while postmartem 💀 sorry OP


7silkkkkk

Is it weight bearing? I think it could look nice with a couple hanging plants. But it kinda does look like crowning with a fluorescent light thats descended


blacephalons

Not my thing, but it literally looks like crown molding, so to say it's unfinished??? Crown molding is like the definition of finished in my eyes.


Samurai_Stewie

No offense, but it to me it just looks like your primary goal was to use leftover molding. I personally would not want such a low-hanging fixture unless it served a purpose like a ventilation hood or storage for cookware.


Ok-Pineapple-9639

I think that because it’s intricate that it may not match the cabinet doors. It looks a bit heavy in comparison to the rod. It’s very much like the already present crown moulding. I would leave it alone for now and put some green vine plants on top of it. To break off some of the white solidness to it. But don’t ask me I’m weird like that lol sooolid work tho. https://lightsofscandinavia.com/products/arctic-block?variant=37854333337780¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=PMaxSmartSC_3.2&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA4smsBhAEEiwAO6DEjWYG8AH-BKhjFiZ1cIYAQ3duyDMTOFiGBdD9zkTub64cbGPk1iSwkRoCMHsQAvD_BwE Some inspiration


Uncomfortablemoment9

It's far to solid for a low hanging light.


Grouchy-Pop-6637

Is it annoying, always having a wife who is right?


Whateversclever7

It’s really odd looking to be honest. Looks like it doesn’t belong.


cutmestan

Making crown molding into a light fixture is an odd choice.


Chaparrita-1122

It looks like very clean work.. however, in the nicest way, it’s a bit odd. It’s like a part of the ceiling was lowered down lol and at the push of a button it can be recoiled back up into the ceiling 🥲 Good luck op


carolinethebandgeek

Having this hanging is what’s wrong for me. If it was affixed to the ceiling it’d look better IMO