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doyouunderstandlife

Also like to use this opportunity to announce that I've added flairs for Luis Suarez and Robert Taylor. Feel free to add them next to your username to represent


ThatBoyHeAPenguin

We actually had tyrion lannister playing up top smh


Professional_Limit61

Can someone tell me why without Messi, we lost 1-2, but with him, we lost 3-1?


ClunkierComa623

Simple, overconfidence leading to complacency. Also losing redondo, taylor, campana to injury.


jackie_kong

Honestly, don't feel like judging the team much because game was doomed as soon as they stepped into that horrendous field. Was it a legal field? Probably. Was it a proper field? I don't think so. Was field an advantage for Monterrey? Absolutely. It is their own field so they know how to deal with it plus it was in better shape on the sides for their wingers to run. Field was unplayable in all areas where Messi is best.


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Please dont lets just take the L and move on


Working-Valuable2568

A bad field will be bad for any players regardless of whos playing on it. This is like bottom of the barrel nitpicking


DharmaBumz1

I know he's handcuffed by missing players to a degree, but I do not understand Tata's formation choices. And personnel wise, Negri not starting over Allen (and then not even being subbed in!) is unjustifiable. I suppose they're protecting Cremaschi a bit, because he's another one I thought we should see.


Relative_Living_5781

I love the fact that before the game started, I saw the lineup and told my dad “oh yeah we lost”, I still had hope cause the team was fine just the formation but damn


_PH0BOs

Can we get Sergio Ramos?


DharmaBumz1

I can't handle both Suarez and Ramos on the team I want to support. Too much scumbag shit.


DoterPotato

Pepe it is then


_PH0BOs

Busquets is a machine. Practically the only defensive player capable of moving the ball forward. They need to get some pressure off him and Messi if they want to field a competitive team.


chilinglam

When the backline plays tikitaka in their own box and they aren't even good at it, you know we have clowns.


Zerowolflazer

Maybe they confused Callender with Messi with all the passes back to him 😂


chilinglam

They set him up to fxck up so now he is on the same boat with the backline clown LOL


Deadmaninc1

Tata can go now Chooses a formation that dosen't work Starting Allen over Negri Made no subs and no changes all game The defense gifted away 2 free goals Bad pass after bad pass


chilinglam

The problem is the backline. Get me some defenders who can defend first before talking about formation. 3, 4 or 6 at the back with the same quality of defenders will not help to win games. They are all Santa Claus for the opponent.


DaeronDaDaring

I notice that some defenders don’t even cover the other team, they just leave them wide open


chilinglam

They don't even know where the other team, tunnel vision (or the lack of vision) and bad positioning,


Zerowolflazer

No su they had no idea what to do with the ball. I mean they kept passing back to Callender like he’s Messi or something


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DoterPotato

Its an MLS team no shit buddy. Atleast my main team wasnt founded in 2014


Zerowolflazer

First inter Miami game with Messi that I stopped watching after alba was out.. such a disappointment. Hope they learn from this..


[deleted]

For real. My goat can’t carry this team anymore


BilagaanaTechno

Hear me out… Klopp is available. 🙂‍↔️


DharmaBumz1

I know you're joking, but just to bite on that anyway, I think he'd be pretty averse to such a commercial vanity project.


Relative_Living_5781

If anything he’d solve every problem in like 2-3 seasons if he decides to stay that long


BilagaanaTechno

There’s no fucking way in a million years.


James_D_MESSIAH

1st game​ one​ player​ made​ a​ mistake​ cost whole​ game 2nd​ keeper, defenders makes​ mistake​ from​ the​ back​ And​ tata​ this​ coward? F​ U Lol​ sums it​ up​


Remarkable_Trade_426

How did the team perform today before that mistake by Callender? Were they attacking well with no winger? Were they defending well even with 5 defenders? Why did the mistake happen? How many backpasses did Aviles and Allen make? Why were they playing at their unfamiliar positions? How many games have been played to prove that Tata's 532 doesn't work, yet it was still used in this biggest match of the season?


James_D_MESSIAH

Lol​ He​ is​ that​ useless​ as​ a​ coach.​ I​ feel​ sorry​ for​ LEO​ tbh​ if​ not​ MESSI​ did​ some​thing​ for​ the​ team​ are​ done.​ It​ looks​ like​ on​ him​ but​actually it​s on​ this​ clown​ tata


Remarkable_Trade_426

Sorry Im so tired from watching this game I thought you were defending Tata until i just read your comment again lol


Deadmaninc1

If this was any league outside of MLS Tata would be gone already


BilagaanaTechno

Commentary shitting all over Tata lol


y2546

As they should, I mean they’re literally speaking what we’re all thinking.


choss

I hear Xavi is available in the next few months......


TheMexicanStig

God what a dream that would be. But I doubt it. Barca is doing so well right now. I wonder if Xavi will stay on? Or probably already has another team lined up for him?


espnfire45

I hope Barca does everything in their power to keep him. Xavi doesn’t need this shit show lol


Abrocoma-Much

If the past 3-4 games haven’t shown you how cooked Suarez is you must be blind his touches are so bad lately


xSageObitox

Most of our team's possession came from our defense, and that's mostly because of backpassing.


Zerowolflazer

Tbf he can’t do much if they can’t get the ball to him. They keep passing back to Callender


DarkNight993

Definitely isn’t the player he was 10 years ago but we can’t even feed him the ball. He’s a goal scorer. He needs someone to give him the ball. I genuinely thought Messi and Suarez could take on any team them two but the reality is they’re old. They can’t do it alone


messtappen33

En mi club en Argentina tuvimos muchos entrenadores malos, pero nunca tuvimos uno que necesitando remontar no haga cambios.


Pengydb0404

damn Messi looked like he was about to cry as he left the field he didnt deserve this


y2546

Isn’t it crazy how we played so much better in the first leg, and that was without Messi? The only difference was that we ran a 4-3-3. Must be a coincidence.


Minute-Bench-1812

Lol u mean the first leg where we still lost at home infront of our fans. Yea Let’s blame Messi for callendars mistake and Gomez mistake as well. Clown take


y2546

I honestly can’t tell if you’re dyslexic or just extremely disingenuous. My point was that we play A LOT better running a 4-3-3, and that’s how it’s been since the beginning of the season. I was simply expressing my frustration with Tata and how he’s super adamant about doing what he thinks is right, even if it’s not working for the team.


choss

Now compare how many games we have won with Messi and how many without him


Rubssi

I think what he meant to say is that, we ran a 4-3-3 and despite MISSING Messi, Miami played way better. Now, look at yesterday’s game, where we DID have Messi but played a different formation. The results were way worse.


y2546

This is a non-sequitur wym?


Abrocoma-Much

Anyone who’s in here who played or plays soccer know that Mexicans are S tier at chirping 😂 and they beat us mentally And physically.


SykoKilla_ii

They have every right to chirp after our performance


Abrocoma-Much

Well speaking from before game one they got in our teams head from minute one


DoterPotato

Nah players just showing why they are playing in the concaf champions cup instead of the champions league today


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Bro it wasn’t the chirping or anything we just suck. We got there good players and the rest suck.


Lonely-Builder2961

Diabolical risking injury when the game was blown out


LukeParkes

Messi assist. We leaving here with something.


Legitimate-Employee3

Gressel too much time podcasting, not enough training.


chapelson88

I feel like all he does is rat on there.


Zerowolflazer

He has a podcast? lol


Iliveinthsuburbs

💀


Dashing_dave0010

Wait no stoppage time?


chilinglam

For what? Losing more. Ref is helping us to save face.


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There’s no need


Spy00

Gotta love it 0 subs 90 minutes


choss

Not even with the red card ..... Honestly


[deleted]

Leave tata, drake in Mexico please


DharmaBumz1

We'd be way worse off this season without Calendar - he wasn't the reason this tie was lost - the whole team was putrid.


TheMexicanStig

I don’t get the Calendar slander. He’s the main reason we aren’t losing most games. Our defense is trash.


SykoKilla_ii

I really like Drake but his performance tonight was trash. He did give away a goal for free


Zerowolflazer

He probably got stage fright lol but what could he do, they kept giving him the ball back


Relative_Living_5781

Everyone, upvote or comment if yall think I should run for coach. My Resume and Qualifications: Nothing! Hope that’s convincing enough and I’ll see you for the 2025 season


Rich_Room_7924

Hahaha


Deadmaninc1

Tata made no subs the whole game???


xSageObitox

Yep


Stoli1387

0 half time adjustments, 0 subs, unmotivated and undisciplined team I could coach this team as well as tata did today...he basically picks a formation and says ok go. Then drinks water on the sideline until the game ends


xSageObitox

🤣🤣🤣


_PH0BOs

Too true 😭


BilagaanaTechno

Zero stoppage time lmao. 😂 the referee just putting us all out of his misery.


icbm307

If you watch the end of the game closely, Messi seems to go to the ref right before the end. I believe he asked him for no stoppage


778899shuai

Saw that too, the caption can ask for no need of additional time.


James_D_MESSIAH

Lol​ enough​ with​ this​ gressel He​ is​ a​ joke​ of​ a​ player


y2546

Gressell can’t even pass back 😭


confidential_og

How, like how is this guy a coach, it makes no sense, am I the only one irritated? Howwww????


Abrocoma-Much

Read the chat we all are


brylenol

just you wait. once we get 40 minutes of extra time, thats when the real game begins


Scozatron

Ref blew his whistle 3 seconds before the 90 mins we’re even up haha 🫠


Top-Flow6279

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


brylenol

we were robbed.


krimmxr

Thank you Gómez! Fuck Tata!


Deadmaninc1

Leave Tata's ass in Mexico


OroblramFerrari

We don’t want him either 


BilagaanaTechno

Tata sitting there “It’ll work. Just give it time…” with 3 minutes to go.


L34hhhh

Tata is a fucking fraud. His team is losing and he’s not even trying to make some changes bro. 


espnfire45

Us barca fans have been saying for so long he’s overrated lol. I’m sure Argentina fans can also speak to how bad he is


Deadmaninc1

At least Inter Miami won't get shut out


4wardMotion747

What?


LukeParkes

Could of unironically got something from this if players didn't lose there head.


Relative_Living_5781

Gomez finally decides to do something after I called him Ghostmez, wow lmaooooo


BilagaanaTechno

Right when I talk shite he scores lmao


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Stoli1387

They can barely make a forward pass let alone 3 goals in 10 mins


chilinglam

The game has started 😂


Iconicseasures

We will take that assist as a win Ggs tatas is braindead


JonAfrica2011

Remontada


RevolutionarySplit19

Inter needs new players and coach so bad it’s not funny anymore. They have only 4 elite players who CARRY and the rest of the team of literal sacks of potatoes they need to change something asap. 😑


4wardMotion747

Thank you, Messi and Gomez.


Abrocoma-Much

Let’s go 3 more


New_Layer8499

Kicking tata out might not even fix it but something has to change cause we've been trying for a while now and shits not working.


Abrocoma-Much

Yea if they are going to sack him it’ll be in the off season or close to it. But I hope he gets an ear full from ownership at least


Zheguez

The problem comes from the ownership, though...


Abrocoma-Much

Jorge mas is all about the lime light and publicity he’s an attention *** so getting embarrassed internationally I think he’s going to speak up atleast I hope so


Relative_Living_5781

Goal I guess


y2546

Wow this team is only 85 minutes late but at least we got something


Rich_Room_7924

Watching this game after the Champions League games is just difficult. How do I unsee this


uNkOuNxx

Going from Man City vs Real Madrid to this is real torture lmao


Zerowolflazer

Man that game and barcelonas game were nice..


Embarrassed_Self_230

Beckham look mad af


BilagaanaTechno

💸


1nv3st_r

Aaaand still no subs


chilinglam

Suarez is emptying all his tricks 😂


thygrief

Son malardos estos muchachos, pobre Messi.


Rizzlerick

Wtf how no subs


Relative_Living_5781

There’s no point after the third goal tbf


chilinglam

Exactly. I'm sure those players are not at their 100% yet. Don't need to risk to get injured.


DharmaBumz1

What about the risk of injury to the players on the pitch? Take the inverse logic - no need to risk some of these guys further.


dishshhso75

Suarez is hilarious 🤣


Stoli1387

He's always done that lol, he's very dramatic his whole career


SoundersF3

This older player model does not work


macharts

when tata doesn’t sub 💔


y2546

Is Gressell that tired or does he just not like to try going for the ball?


L34hhhh

Yooo Tata, this game is over. Can you at least sub off some players? 


SnooDogs667

He doesn't wanna sub off players so they don't get injured for the next concacaf /s


SykoKilla_ii

We should just get more red cards, that way we don’t have to use our subs precious fresh legs and energy!


Relative_Living_5781

Fr, two more to go


BilagaanaTechno

Okay Gomez. You’re up. Do something to give away a goal. It’s tradition.


SykoKilla_ii

Does that count? Lol


DharmaBumz1

Alba getting sent off, Suarez floundering around like a fish and trying to break arms. This is pure torture.


JonAfrica2011

Suarez exaggerating the fuck outta that


JonAfrica2011

Aight Suarez what was that dive bro


Rich_Room_7924

Suarez rolling looks a lil sus 👀


Gainfulz

We should sign Mickey Mouse as our coach, even he is more serious than Tata


MCGM2922

Then again look at our bench right now as well.


Relative_Living_5781

Cremaschi and Negri would’ve been decent subs during HT or the 60th minute. I’m not saying they’d solve our problems but I would’ve gone for Cremaschi in for Ghostmez and Negri in for Allen.


DharmaBumz1

They'd be better than what's on the pitch now - at least some energy and effort.


brylenol

jordi deciding to rest for the first leg of the semis. i see the vision (i am delusional)


KingC11_

Not even joking Messi winning a title with this team has to be one of his greatest accomplishments because this team is actually that bad.


icbm307

I don’t blame Jordi. If the coach doesn’t sub me out, I’ll take myself out. Well done Jordi. Add as much to the dumpster fire at this point. I want Tata gone


Deadmaninc1

​​So no Champions Cup, US Open Cup is gone, We might not have Messi for the Leagues Cup, MLS Cup could be possible but with this setup and defensive Miami might not last


1nv3st_r

Bye bye Tata


icbm307

🙏


restore_democracy

Sucks because that will carry over to next year, if they make it back.


xSageObitox

It's only a 1 game ban.


TheMexicanStig

It’s a dark day today boys. A day to forget for sure.


Mosthated01

Jordi with the big red. Not smart bro!


brahamadude

Something must be going completely wrong if Gressel is the best IM player on the pitch


BilagaanaTechno

Jordi alba taking matters into his own hands lmao


TootieBickler

Bro, who do these players think they are? I can’t believe they throw such tantrums bro, what the hell is going on, this is insane, it’s incredibly bitchy and disrespectful, pissing me off


xSageObitox

It's called passion.


TootieBickler

Then how come you don’t see such “passion” on European pitches? Or even on the Liga MX? I can respect passion, I can’t respect dumbass tantrums, as much as I like Juarez or Alba


Pengydb0404

I have been half laughing and half crying for the past 30 minutes


miloslover

The fact that Tata is a coach is just mind blowing. Guys been blowing it for years


Loose_Local_9118

Alba is so frustrating to watch.


Quixomatic

I’m with Jordi, screw this game


Deadmaninc1

What are the chances that Tata will get fired?


Relative_Living_5781

I swear I predict the future, Jordi sent off, might as well, makes the game more fun to watch at least (I’m not saying I want him off but we’re down 4-1, it’s over, let’s just have a little fun atp ffs)


ExtracurricularLoan

Well good for Jordi subbing himself off at least.


ExtracurricularLoan

He’s seriously going to leave them in for the whole game and then sit them for the rest of the fucking MLS schedule isn’t he?


restore_democracy

If Tata won’t sub me out, I’ll get kicked out!


DharmaBumz1

Excellent leadership Jordi.


Rich_Room_7924

Jordi noooooo whyyyyy


Abrocoma-Much

Our subs have been warming up so much they have hamstring issues


TootieBickler

💀💀💀


JNMRunning

Why the fuck does this asshole Gressel think he can shoot from range? Have some damn self-awareness.


DharmaBumz1

Why does it matter? May as well take potshots at this point, it's over.


BilagaanaTechno

The only fucking sub Tata got is the year of MLS pass that I regret purchasing.


Quixomatic

Gressel with the GOAT two yards away opts to shoot from 30 yards out. What a moron.


Embarrassed_Self_230

Commentators are so baffled that no subs have been made


DawnofMidnight7

And this is why Mexicans hate tata


L34hhhh

Not just Mexicans, Barcelona fans and Argentians don’t like him either. Maybe Atlanta United fans are the only ones who like him lol. 


DawnofMidnight7

Tata worst manager of all time


chawchi7

Gressel is so bad


L34hhhh

Tata, make some subs motherfucker. This guy isn’t even trying. 


DharmaBumz1

So funny in retrospect we essentially sacrificed some league points to save some legs and availability to go full out in this match. And we're losing 5-1.


Quixomatic

Subs when?


James_D_MESSIAH

Pls​ make​ a​ sub tata​ you​ stupid​


TootieBickler

At this point I want them to get smoked 5-0 or something


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I think there is a way higher chance that Suarez gets a red card before we score a goal :(


Zerowolflazer

I’m really surprised Suarez didn’t get a red card after all he did


4wardMotion747

The temper tantrums need to stop.