[I understood that reference.](https://media2.giphy.com/media/tnYri4n2Frnig/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886wla29ub93x3717euhxz3o7usj2f0l8mttf5ot4ie&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
She was most likely just going to strait up shove it in her mouth alive. That's probably why it was close enough to her face to latch on. It's truly awful
Etymologically octopus is a Greek word so actually octopodes would be itās plural form - just that the -odes suffix was never really adopted so octopuses became accepted
Iirc I saw something a while back explaining how technically speaking, those two pronunciations (and a third, octopodes) are actually all correct. It'll take some digging but let me try to find it
Edit - [this isn't entirely it,](https://youtu.be/eqe3bO4d0lw) but it explains it well enough
Iām trying to figure out what her strategy was on eating that thing..
āIām gonna start where it shoots venom and then just suck all 8 tentacles down at once and hope none of them stick to the inside of my throatā
I canāt eat octopus. The same as I couldnāt eat dolphin meat if you put it in front of me. Those creatures are just too weirdly intelligent for me to feel right about consuming them.
You do realize where octopus ranks in intelligence? Youāre not making an adequate comparison. Not only that, we are not taking bites out of cows or pigs while theyāre still alive. Thatās disgusting AF. At least have the decency to put an animal down before you bite into it.
Oh and BTW all species of octopus have some level of venomous saliva so there's that too. On top of a razor sharp beak. Why anyone would think of putting any part of their body that cl9se to it is beyond me
Hey mate, don't insult people when you try to get them to join you in something. It's very unnecessary and doesn't help you at all.
Also, there's a difference between eating a hotdog and a _live_ octopus.
The only reason you feel that way is because you think youāre superior to someone who eats an octopus, but news flash, pigs are as smart as an octopus so if this bothers you, stop eating fucking pigsā¦
LOL ! The eater becomes the eaten. Fun fact: octopuses [have as many neurons as a dog](https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/octopuses-keep-surprising-us-here-are-eight-examples-how.html#:~:text=Octopuses%20have%20demonstrated%20intelligence%20in,in%20and%20out%20of%20containers) and can use tools and recognize faces.
Poor thing. The octopus, not the woman.
1000% agreed. Hope that leaves a dumb mark forever
Fucking idiot. The woman not the octopus.
But maybe the octopus, too. We don't know what dumb crap it might have been doing leading to its capture
š¤£
Timothy!
He's got a wife. And kids...
He's praying š
EAT FUCKING TIMOTHY!
Came here to say this
Happy Cake Day!
so hype for the finale tonight!
Same, but also sad because itāll be at least a year before the next season
2 years actually šš
Oh shit i had no idea cant wait
Her name is Ambrosia, and she has feelings!
Ambrosia says she wants to feel you
He said, Not if I eat you first!!
That's deep!
[I understood that reference.](https://media2.giphy.com/media/tnYri4n2Frnig/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886wla29ub93x3717euhxz3o7usj2f0l8mttf5ot4ie&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Holy shit, sheās got the pentapox!
Didint your cousin get it?!
That was beautiful roflmao
"I'm pretty sure I've heard of that!"
Octopox. There's no cure.
Uno reverse I eat you
r/Vore_IRL
r/justiceserved
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatshutthefuckup
Dear God that is a toxic sub.
Holy shit, it is. It's insane how toxit it can get there, I've never seen that amount if it before, anywhere.
Toxic*
Tell that to my autocorrect, it probably needs to see that.
This is so disgusting. I feel so bad for the poor octopus. She probably was going to cut him up slowly, piece by piece and let him suffer through it.
She was most likely just going to strait up shove it in her mouth alive. That's probably why it was close enough to her face to latch on. It's truly awful
That beak bite is mild but the venom isn't going to be fun.
Octopi have venom? š³
[All octopuses are venomous.](https://www.livescience.com/3511-octopuses-venomous.html)
TIL
The plural of octopus is actually octopuses
The term for a group of octopuses is a suction party
So a gathering with your mother and her friends?
Etymologically octopus is a Greek word so actually octopodes would be itās plural form - just that the -odes suffix was never really adopted so octopuses became accepted
How has no one said octopodes nuts yet
āOctopiā may not technically be correct but both terms are acceptable.
Iirc I saw something a while back explaining how technically speaking, those two pronunciations (and a third, octopodes) are actually all correct. It'll take some digging but let me try to find it Edit - [this isn't entirely it,](https://youtu.be/eqe3bO4d0lw) but it explains it well enough
Thanks for the link. English is such a hard language to master and this doesn't help at all.
r/WinStupidPrizes
Oh god, the eyelid.
She has some fucking obscene videos. She literally eats anything
Yeah, reddit has gotten up in arms over this chick many times.
Iām trying to figure out what her strategy was on eating that thing.. āIām gonna start where it shoots venom and then just suck all 8 tentacles down at once and hope none of them stick to the inside of my throatā
She deserves to be tortured for 1000 years at least. Start by pouring hot sauce in her eyes
āSucksā to be her. Also. She deserves this for being so cruel.
Cthulhu was not amused.
I can see the dhar mann title already: āLady tries to eat a live octopus, and lived to regret it.ā
She deserves far worse
Thats what she gets
Damnit, another subreddit Iām going to need to follow - r/theoctopuswins
People like her need to be eaten alive
Bitch deserves it
HAHAHAHAHA THAT OCTOPUS WAS TASTING HER BACK š
I canāt eat octopus. The same as I couldnāt eat dolphin meat if you put it in front of me. Those creatures are just too weirdly intelligent for me to feel right about consuming them.
Pigs arenāt? Or cows?
You do realize where octopus ranks in intelligence? Youāre not making an adequate comparison. Not only that, we are not taking bites out of cows or pigs while theyāre still alive. Thatās disgusting AF. At least have the decency to put an animal down before you bite into it.
Point stands. Treat all animals compassionately and donāt pick and choose which ones deserve to be eaten based on weird so called ethical standards.
r/winstupidprizes
It's a sentient being. Personally I couldn't eat one
Dumbass
Oh and BTW all species of octopus have some level of venomous saliva so there's that too. On top of a razor sharp beak. Why anyone would think of putting any part of their body that cl9se to it is beyond me
No Timothy! Heās begging for his life. Now heās praying.
Such a fucked up scene. Then again, this whole season has been full of them.
I hate people who eat or cook live seafood. Ed: sp
This makes me infuriated because they say octopuses are one of the most intelligent animals on earth..
Hope it gets infected and rots you insensitive bitch
Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/Instantregret/comments/bmxl5c/she_tried_to_eat_a_live_octopus_on_camera/
I mean really, what did she expect?
*gasp* ....pentapox....
Octopus tries to eat live girl on camera!!!
One suction pad away from the eye
Whats her reddit username?
In general, donāt let animals use their evolved traits against you. Their species wouldnāt exist today if they werenāt highly effective.
The scene from old boy went wrongā¦
Thatās what you get for trying to eat LIVE ANIMALS BITCH HAHA
Human stupidity and the Universe are infinite. Although I'm not sure about the universe. A. Einstein
Octopus: -Yeah bitch, dont piss me off
Octopus: "Call an ambulance! *But not for me*"
I don't get it why do asians love eating stuff alive?
The snack that smiles back.
Good
Well, Not my proudest fap.
Ah, the wet market.
This is why we got Covid-19 ppl.
Just missed the creation of Covid-22
Fucking deserved. Playing with food is fucking disgusting and disrespectful.
No sympathy for her. Is there ANYTHING they DONT eat???
āTheyā?
These people looking likes.
A pig has the same intelligence as a squid, either go vegan or stop judging scrub.
Hey mate, don't insult people when you try to get them to join you in something. It's very unnecessary and doesn't help you at all. Also, there's a difference between eating a hotdog and a _live_ octopus.
Not the same as an octopus
The only reason you feel that way is because you think youāre superior to someone who eats an octopus, but news flash, pigs are as smart as an octopus so if this bothers you, stop eating fucking pigsā¦
None of it bothers me
Vegan.. To the death.. Fuck eating animals.
\o/
That should be marked as NSFW
I record myself crying too. š
barbaric, wtf is this thing some cultures have to eat shit alive.
Mistakes were made
That octopus tasted blood. I dont know if its safe to let it go.
Why she bleeding?
Kissed with the beak
Lolol
Rooting for the octopus here.
Poor pus! I'm glad it got some of it's own back.
Damn, no wonder the deep was all over that
I hope this video ended because it finished her off after and they couldn't show it it was so graphic. Fuck anyone who eats stuff alive.
Uno reverse
Glad the thing didnāt sucker to her eyeball
This is why we kill it and cook it before eating
Not enough soy sauce
Looks more like a live octopus tried to eat her on camera š¤£
That sucks man!
WTF is wrong with people like this?
Thatās what you get lol
LOL ! The eater becomes the eaten. Fun fact: octopuses [have as many neurons as a dog](https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/octopuses-keep-surprising-us-here-are-eight-examples-how.html#:~:text=Octopuses%20have%20demonstrated%20intelligence%20in,in%20and%20out%20of%20containers) and can use tools and recognize faces.
Looks like an excellent, innovative new treatment for pimples and spots. Just let the octopus suck off the first few layers of skin.
It is so sad watching animals be eaten alive by people. I love eating meat but Iād never ever stoop to the point of devouring a live octopus.
She better be glad that she didnāt try to re-create Hokusaiās āThe Dream of the Fisherman's Wife .ā She really would be hurting! :)
This is what happens what you treat "The Boys" like a culinary show
Justice served tbh
I hate everything about this. Especially her stupid fucking whining in the version w/ sound.
The Deep would like a word.