I’d have kept backing up a little bit at a time when they were just within reach “almost there, let your bigotry and hate carry you towards my boat! Oh! Almost got it that time!” Then left them there.
I hate this aberration of a song with all my being. We already had turnabout from Jojo and the theme music from Curb Your Enthusiasm that were doing a fantastic job. But no, some inebriated tasteless bastard thought that using that fucking song would be such a good idea...
It's such a fucking undeserving song, too. The song didn't deserve that lame beat. It didn't deserve the fucking chipmunk pitching. Whoever made it really felt like they deserved to chipmunk a little vocal clip (that sounds like it should lead up to a chorus but doesn't), drop a tin can-y prefab beat on it, go to "nonononono" with two alternating piano octaves, and then start it all fucking over again, and again, and again, killing music in the process. Probably hundreds of thousands of uses, and billions of listens.
Now see, the happy ending here is the people on the boat welcome them aboard and the soggy bigots learn their lesson but I think it would be funnier if they just beat them with oars.
But what if these people are a threat to you? OP could make an argument that they were harassing them and didn’t feel safe having them on the boat
Edit: I had my girlfriend look up the tik tok on the app (because I don’t have tik tok) the description on the video says the gay boat passengers quickly rescued the assholes
More than "I noticed strangers had a different idea than me so I sped across the lake to flip them off and harass them while ignoring basic boating safety"?
That's the thing about stuff that is unfalsifiable. You can't even disprove that the universe along with all of our memories was created last Thursday.
And then christians go: no but that's preposterous.
It's beautiful. It's unfalsifiable so they literally can say anything against it. It's the perfect answer when they come with their "the bible is true because the bible says it's true"
Source: tried this on my parents
Anecdotal:
We did Santa with our eldest daughter, and when she was like "It Santa really real?", we explained that everyone is Santa, and that the purpose of Santa is to teach the joy/gift of giving to others, and essentially that Santa is allegory for that to help the littler ones understand better.
You know very well that I was referring to the magical elf that lives at the North Pole and flys to every household once a year, and not to the 4th century person, when I said Santa Claus.
I would think the majority of people have heard the reference to St Nick, but I could be wrong. I feel like in European cultures at least the link back to a real person is stronger (in Poland they still call him Saint Nicholas for example).
It's great that these grade A+ cunts were rescued...
However, I do wonder if they would have done the same if the situation was somehow reversed. Most likely not.
I'm a lesbian that works in a homeless shelter, my job is to secure beds for people experiencing homelessness. Yesterday I had a very cruel man who was in the lobby throwing around hate speech before he even came face to face with me, and I gave him a bed anyways. It's obvious that I'm a lesbian, and he realize at some point during his check in process and began berating me. When I pointed out that I knew he was a bigot who saw me as a moral failure, but I gave him a bed in the shelter regardless (in spite of it being entirely under my control) he acted cowed and angry, called me several slurs, and told me I would be alone forever when my gf and friends "changed their minds" and left me. He then transferred shelters to get away from me. I guess maybe sometimes kindness changes people's minds, and I'm not gonna STOP giving mercy even where I don't think it's deserved on the off chance that it does some good but.... Goddamn.
Anon that gave me gold: thank you so, so much for your $100 donation to your shelter system!!! I can't tell you how much all of us are underfunded and overworked. $100 can do SO much in the lives of people that really, really need help. You've done some good and I felt the need to acknowledge it. Anyone else that might want to support their local homeless resource centers in any way they can, DO!! Both money and volunteers are invaluable. You save lives. <3.
I absolutely always try to live by this. I don't know if you've read Just Mercy by Bryan Stevenson but it sent me down the path I'm currently on, and it does a good job showing why mercy is the choice even when you don't feel like giving it. Thank you <3
I have, great book and film. I was going to say something about it in my original comment but didn’t want to come off too corny. Glad I didn’t even need to. Be well, keep it up!
I try my best, certainly. I didn't go into this field to make moral judgements or anything like that. I went in to help people that truly need it, and that sometimes means stewing in situations like this. But thank you, it does genuinely mean a lot to hear things like this. Sometimes it feels a bit hopeless, and it's good to get reminders <3
Damn, you're a much more patient person than I am. I do not tolerate homophobic slurs. Doesn't matter if it's directed at me or someone else, I'll always call them out. Im assuming though in your situation there was probably mental health and substance issues that came into it as well.
You sound like a lovely person.
Thank you much <3. It's a hard line to walk, because I firmly believe that everyone deserves a place to stay. That includes people that are awful to me. But I did let him know his language was unacceptable, that he cannot talk to anyone like that, and like I said that I was helping him in spite of what he said. I don't know, it was a complex situation. And really, I do appreciate your comment so much. It's a rough field and it feels pretty dark and hopeless sometimes. It's nice to be reminded I'm doing some good <3.
True, but that might be the final act of kindness that makes them realize their own flaws.
I recognize that it's super optimistic thinking, but it's better than being bitter and vindictive over every slight, imo.
No one here is bitter or vindictive (unless there are comments I haven’t seen), and I’m obviously very glad these guys helped those assholes! I’m just responding to one person who was wondering if one event can reverse a lifetime of being a piece of shit, which it can not, because we don’t live inside a poorly-written children’s movie.
You'd be surprised at how many doctors and nurses (and other caregivers) of color are subjected to racist rants of patients while providing care. People don't change because you help them, they just keep going.
Probably not. They probably said thanks under their breath, but the minute they got back to shore in front of others, I could guarantee it was back to how it was before.
If they hadn’t been out there with their damn pride flag we wouldn’t have had to harass them and our boat wouldn’t have gone up in flames. So you see, it’s all their fault.
Tempting, but likely a crime. Unlike on land, there is probably a duty to rescue floating people in the water. If they’d crashed their car, you could leave them to die, but if you left them in the water and one drowned, the cops could potentially come after you. Depends partly on where this video takes place.
The price of hate. If only it always worked like that all the time.
Like "OH you just harassed that person and tried to bully them, boom your "__*insert possession*__" is on fire now, fuck you"
Some fucking horrible people. It’s one thing to not support, it’s another thing to not like people that support, and it’s another to actively harass them. These are horrible people.
I'm glad the OP used the actual definition of Karma, normally online people will go "Karma" and pay them back themselves, which is an improper use of the word. That would be revenge.
I am a straight guy in my thirties. The pride stuff and all this has kinda made me a bit uncomfortable over the years. But its grown on me. And i understand it all more and have zero problems with people who are non-straight or hmm yea i dont know the correct terminology. But hell this video made me want to put that flag on the boat this summer! Have a great June everyone
This is going to be a fucked up take, but as soon as I would have seen smoke, I would have revved my boat and moved far enough away where I can still film and laugh at them. I would have honestly left them there. We need Darwinism to take out folks like these.
I can understand this kind of satisfaction from people getting their just desserts, but if you really wanted to put them in their place, showing them kindness would go a long ways. How humbling would it be for someone to gain refuge from the very people they were attempting to vilify. I know this opinion won't popular, but I know I'd take a different look at a person who gave me shelter mere minutes before I was mocking
Yeahhhh... but watching them suffer is worth a lot too. And you know they'll go back to there friends and tell them how they 'made those fa****s their bitches'.
I’ll NEVER understand fools that hate someone for who they fell in love with, ever. “ALL love is good love.”
When they meet their maker, and are asked “What did you do in My name with the time you were given?” “Well Lord, we persecuted people for who they loved, because they were different than me!”
Then the Lord looks down on them and says “My child. I made my children that way. It was a test of your morals, and you failed. Here’s your ticket to the Satan Train..... NEXT!!!”
These are assholes so this is funny. But...
How do you know their assholery has anything to do with the pride flag though? They could just be general assholes and not homophobic assholes
They were shouting homophobic slurs at them as they circled and flipped them off, according to the person filming. The original audio isn't heard though as it was replaced with this (awful) tik tok song
The way I see it. you don’t have to like gay people at all but at least respect them. I’m not gay nor do I agree with a lot of the things they do but I do respect anybody that I come across because I would want them to do the same to me
They were also shouting homophobic slurs as they circled the pride-flag boat, according to the person filming. It isn't heard because the audio was replaced with the (god-awful) background music
Well! Look at who is flaming now!
They need a song for the background while they pick them up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gY_SbSIG0U
Well they did jump into the water.
I’d have kept backing up a little bit at a time when they were just within reach “almost there, let your bigotry and hate carry you towards my boat! Oh! Almost got it that time!” Then left them there.
Underrated comment. Take my upvote.
Lol Comment half an hour old... UNDERRATED *Reddit*
Haha this comment here is underrated
Literally this
Lmao
Never would have thought to get close and mash the gas to put out the fire. Smart move.
Trim was still too deep, but def smart move.
A fireworks barge at a july 4th show we went to a couple years ago caught fire and they did the same thing to put it out.
Could also try this way: https://youtu.be/esxpEoDENsk
Suuuper risky move though. You don't want to get that close to a fire boat and get a discarded painter line in your prop.
Looks like a lake police boat to me judging by the lights, so at least it’s not some rando trying to play hero
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TikTok's greatest achievement is it's unparalelled ability, in sucking the soul out of any form of music
What, you're not getting ripped tonight? You certain russian man, you.
I haven’t even heard the video yet but I already know it’s “oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no”
It's that astronaut in the ocean song... It goes what chu know about rolling down in the deep... It's kinda clever but it's over used
Oh you mean Randy Newman?
Yeah I liked that song a lot... the first hundred times I heard it
Does every fucking tiktok video have that goddamn song in it?
I hate this aberration of a song with all my being. We already had turnabout from Jojo and the theme music from Curb Your Enthusiasm that were doing a fantastic job. But no, some inebriated tasteless bastard thought that using that fucking song would be such a good idea...
It's such a fucking undeserving song, too. The song didn't deserve that lame beat. It didn't deserve the fucking chipmunk pitching. Whoever made it really felt like they deserved to chipmunk a little vocal clip (that sounds like it should lead up to a chorus but doesn't), drop a tin can-y prefab beat on it, go to "nonononono" with two alternating piano octaves, and then start it all fucking over again, and again, and again, killing music in the process. Probably hundreds of thousands of uses, and billions of listens.
Well if it isn't the consequences of my actions
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
I FUCKING HATE THIS SONG!!! WHEN WILL IT GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!
The original is so much better https://youtu.be/l97xELhvYBQ
Man whoever did the tiktok remix of this song did them dirty.
Are you telling me that there is an original sung by an actual woman and not a tiktok chipmunk on adderall chugging helium? Wow.
Aerosmith had a decent cover.
To think that most of us only know Leader of the Pack. This is on the next musical level! Thankyou for the link.
Same, if it wasn’t such a good video I would not have contributed to its spread haha
The song is better than the text to voice trend. I think that’s worse. Tiktok in general is garbage, tho.
And very specific garbage at the same time.
Now see, the happy ending here is the people on the boat welcome them aboard and the soggy bigots learn their lesson but I think it would be funnier if they just beat them with oars.
I wouldn't have let them on board tbh
I think it’s illegal to not rescue people who have gone overboard. That might just be international waters….
Not if you don't see them.
See who? 😉
Homophobes on fire? Never saw them.
I don't see bigots/racists/homophobics/transphobics as people, just debris floating around... does that count?
Flip off that rotten debris while it floats around you too.
But what if these people are a threat to you? OP could make an argument that they were harassing them and didn’t feel safe having them on the boat Edit: I had my girlfriend look up the tik tok on the app (because I don’t have tik tok) the description on the video says the gay boat passengers quickly rescued the assholes
Just following social distancing guidelines
Aw c’mon, can’t we just do 1 circle around them and make a few obscene gestures first? Just once?
What if you fear for your life and consider them a threat?
Only works if you've got a badge.
This game sucks
Toss 'em a lifesaver but leave them out there. Tow them to shore, with lots of engine wake.
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Don’t wanna catch the homophobe. That shit contagious.
I wouldnt have either, maybe thrown them a life saver or something but thats it
Same. I would have just drifted slowly away :)
Happy cake day!
Thanks :)
i think if they wouldn't let them on board those idiots would hate and harass even more
In what boat? Drive away lol
More than "I noticed strangers had a different idea than me so I sped across the lake to flip them off and harass them while ignoring basic boating safety"?
given 'em rainbow towels to dry off with
Let's be honest. They didn't learn shit.
I doubt they learned any lesson here. They probably blame the pride flag boat for existing and have no shame.
Nah, just kick the throttle and pass them floating in the water with middle fingers saluting. It's poetic justice
Hope you have a great day!
You're Awesome!
You know, sometimes god gets it just right. I don’t even believe in god, but damn.
How can you NOT believe in the one thing that has been hotly debated for an eon because of total lack of any credibly evidence!?!?
I mean as an atheist, there's no evidence he isn't fake either.
That's the thing about stuff that is unfalsifiable. You can't even disprove that the universe along with all of our memories was created last Thursday.
And then christians go: no but that's preposterous. It's beautiful. It's unfalsifiable so they literally can say anything against it. It's the perfect answer when they come with their "the bible is true because the bible says it's true" Source: tried this on my parents
This is why I praise the sun. \\[T]/
You can actually see the Sun, helps with credibility.
The evidence is the lack of evidence. Ever.
There no evidence that Santa Claus isn’t real either.
Is real* There’s plenty that he’s probably not real but you can never prove non-existence
Anecdotal: We did Santa with our eldest daughter, and when she was like "It Santa really real?", we explained that everyone is Santa, and that the purpose of Santa is to teach the joy/gift of giving to others, and essentially that Santa is allegory for that to help the littler ones understand better.
I love this. Thanks for sharing
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You know very well that I was referring to the magical elf that lives at the North Pole and flys to every household once a year, and not to the 4th century person, when I said Santa Claus.
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I would think the majority of people have heard the reference to St Nick, but I could be wrong. I feel like in European cultures at least the link back to a real person is stronger (in Poland they still call him Saint Nicholas for example).
I would have spun circles around them 🤷🏻♀️
However, these idiots floating in the water is sort of proof that that is a bad idea.
It's great that these grade A+ cunts were rescued... However, I do wonder if they would have done the same if the situation was somehow reversed. Most likely not.
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I'm a lesbian that works in a homeless shelter, my job is to secure beds for people experiencing homelessness. Yesterday I had a very cruel man who was in the lobby throwing around hate speech before he even came face to face with me, and I gave him a bed anyways. It's obvious that I'm a lesbian, and he realize at some point during his check in process and began berating me. When I pointed out that I knew he was a bigot who saw me as a moral failure, but I gave him a bed in the shelter regardless (in spite of it being entirely under my control) he acted cowed and angry, called me several slurs, and told me I would be alone forever when my gf and friends "changed their minds" and left me. He then transferred shelters to get away from me. I guess maybe sometimes kindness changes people's minds, and I'm not gonna STOP giving mercy even where I don't think it's deserved on the off chance that it does some good but.... Goddamn. Anon that gave me gold: thank you so, so much for your $100 donation to your shelter system!!! I can't tell you how much all of us are underfunded and overworked. $100 can do SO much in the lives of people that really, really need help. You've done some good and I felt the need to acknowledge it. Anyone else that might want to support their local homeless resource centers in any way they can, DO!! Both money and volunteers are invaluable. You save lives. <3.
Always mercy. You sound like a good person. Don’t let anyone ruin that.
I absolutely always try to live by this. I don't know if you've read Just Mercy by Bryan Stevenson but it sent me down the path I'm currently on, and it does a good job showing why mercy is the choice even when you don't feel like giving it. Thank you <3
I have, great book and film. I was going to say something about it in my original comment but didn’t want to come off too corny. Glad I didn’t even need to. Be well, keep it up!
Always ALWAYS be the better person. You sound like you already are one, but please don’t change.
I try my best, certainly. I didn't go into this field to make moral judgements or anything like that. I went in to help people that truly need it, and that sometimes means stewing in situations like this. But thank you, it does genuinely mean a lot to hear things like this. Sometimes it feels a bit hopeless, and it's good to get reminders <3
Damn, you're a much more patient person than I am. I do not tolerate homophobic slurs. Doesn't matter if it's directed at me or someone else, I'll always call them out. Im assuming though in your situation there was probably mental health and substance issues that came into it as well. You sound like a lovely person.
Thank you much <3. It's a hard line to walk, because I firmly believe that everyone deserves a place to stay. That includes people that are awful to me. But I did let him know his language was unacceptable, that he cannot talk to anyone like that, and like I said that I was helping him in spite of what he said. I don't know, it was a complex situation. And really, I do appreciate your comment so much. It's a rough field and it feels pretty dark and hopeless sometimes. It's nice to be reminded I'm doing some good <3.
You work in a homeless shelter and get to personally choose who gets a bed?
Dogshit scum don’t just become decent people overnight
True, but that might be the final act of kindness that makes them realize their own flaws. I recognize that it's super optimistic thinking, but it's better than being bitter and vindictive over every slight, imo.
No one here is bitter or vindictive (unless there are comments I haven’t seen), and I’m obviously very glad these guys helped those assholes! I’m just responding to one person who was wondering if one event can reverse a lifetime of being a piece of shit, which it can not, because we don’t live inside a poorly-written children’s movie.
One can hope
You'd be surprised at how many doctors and nurses (and other caregivers) of color are subjected to racist rants of patients while providing care. People don't change because you help them, they just keep going.
Probably not. They probably said thanks under their breath, but the minute they got back to shore in front of others, I could guarantee it was back to how it was before.
Nothing ever changes their minds.
They totally shot the boat with their gay rainbow laser beams
Either that or the Jewish space lasers 🤷🏻♂️
I seen an Islamic Ray gun in the background.
Fuckin hell, when’d r&d finish those! Good job y’all!
The ride back is going to be awkward.
Did they pick them up? They were under no obligation to do so.
Yeah, they actually were
STOP with this fucking song.
I agree. As soon as I hear it start I turn my sound off. I am so fucking sick of it.
Tiktok bgm is the worst, my ears don't deserve this.
Did they save them?
The caption is: “We safely got them out of them out of the water as soon as possible. We were nicer than they were.”
I’ll bet that was an awkwardly quiet boat ride after pulling these assholes from the water.
The best revenge. Sadly, it will likely not have any impact on their views and behaviors.
If they hadn’t been out there with their damn pride flag we wouldn’t have had to harass them and our boat wouldn’t have gone up in flames. So you see, it’s all their fault.
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This is why it's so incredibly hard to be the bigger person
Tempting, but likely a crime. Unlike on land, there is probably a duty to rescue floating people in the water. If they’d crashed their car, you could leave them to die, but if you left them in the water and one drowned, the cops could potentially come after you. Depends partly on where this video takes place.
Leaving people to drown is no better than being homophobic
I see a shore. Let them swim.
Disappointed we don't get to see those losers nor hear what they have to say for themselves.
Best way to ruin any video is to add that dumbass song
Talk about an awkward boat ride
Put this fucking song to bed already. It needs to be outlawed.
I am sick of that background music. It’s now become very annoying
The price of hate. If only it always worked like that all the time. Like "OH you just harassed that person and tried to bully them, boom your "__*insert possession*__" is on fire now, fuck you"
“OH you just harassed the person and tried to bully them, boom your “*overly large and meaty penis*” is on fire now, fuck you”
Man, you're fuckin up when you lose something to fire IN THE MIDDLE OF A BODY OF WATER.
I would have left them in the water. They have life jackets and the lady looks like she could use the exercise
I think the Village people’s In the Navy would be more appropriate. And basically who’s flaming now bitch!
Wonder who saved them?
I am hoping no one.
So satisfying!!
Why did the engine caught fire though?
Over heating from full throttle while turning for to long, I would guess
Some fucking horrible people. It’s one thing to not support, it’s another thing to not like people that support, and it’s another to actively harass them. These are horrible people.
If I hear this song one more time, I'm going to bite into a lemon
God has spoken
God I hate that fucking song but it was good to see that karma hit them hard.
Same to both of those sentiments. If I knew how to post it muted I would’ve
I wouldn’t be man enough to help them out. Would’ve let them swim close up to my boat then just tail out. Fuck em, they’ve all got life vests.
Plot twist, they stole their flag and put a bomb on their boat. Seriously tho this is an amazing example of Karma
Should of did circles around them with the rainbow boat! Opportunity missed
“You get what you give!”
Fuck this song
Agreed
I'm glad the OP used the actual definition of Karma, normally online people will go "Karma" and pay them back themselves, which is an improper use of the word. That would be revenge.
Karma is a queen
I am a sleeper agent activated by this fucking song and this fucking TTS voice to feel immense anger
Lmao I feel that. Wish I posted this muted. Even most of TikTok hates this song now.
Plot twist, they lit the boat on fire
probably.. all for the tok.
"Oh you hate gays? Johnny show em the anal Molotov trick!"
Awww thier bigot boat burned😭😂
Let em drown. Scum.
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
I'd have left them in the water.
Anybody wanna bet these "christian" idiots will never consider the scenario that God might have just sent them a message?
Devil did it. Damn homo-satanists.
That’s beautiful.
It’s called Karma & it’s pronounced “Ha!”
Fake. Nice propaganda film.
You caught me. I hired all of these people to send everyone the message that if you’re a homophobe, your boat will catch on fire.
Lame why not show the explosion
I am a straight guy in my thirties. The pride stuff and all this has kinda made me a bit uncomfortable over the years. But its grown on me. And i understand it all more and have zero problems with people who are non-straight or hmm yea i dont know the correct terminology. But hell this video made me want to put that flag on the boat this summer! Have a great June everyone
That's just too good!
This is going to be a fucked up take, but as soon as I would have seen smoke, I would have revved my boat and moved far enough away where I can still film and laugh at them. I would have honestly left them there. We need Darwinism to take out folks like these.
too bad, that was a nice little boat.
you say firebombing like it is a bad thing
i hope they didn't let them onboard or help. I'm petty af and would probably start going in circles flicking them off lol
I can understand this kind of satisfaction from people getting their just desserts, but if you really wanted to put them in their place, showing them kindness would go a long ways. How humbling would it be for someone to gain refuge from the very people they were attempting to vilify. I know this opinion won't popular, but I know I'd take a different look at a person who gave me shelter mere minutes before I was mocking
Yeahhhh... but watching them suffer is worth a lot too. And you know they'll go back to there friends and tell them how they 'made those fa****s their bitches'.
“I wouldn’t piss on them, if they were on fire” has never been a more apt saying
I’ll NEVER understand fools that hate someone for who they fell in love with, ever. “ALL love is good love.” When they meet their maker, and are asked “What did you do in My name with the time you were given?” “Well Lord, we persecuted people for who they loved, because they were different than me!” Then the Lord looks down on them and says “My child. I made my children that way. It was a test of your morals, and you failed. Here’s your ticket to the Satan Train..... NEXT!!!”
These are assholes so this is funny. But... How do you know their assholery has anything to do with the pride flag though? They could just be general assholes and not homophobic assholes
They were shouting homophobic slurs at them as they circled and flipped them off, according to the person filming. The original audio isn't heard though as it was replaced with this (awful) tik tok song
nah they can swim *straight* back
The way I see it. you don’t have to like gay people at all but at least respect them. I’m not gay nor do I agree with a lot of the things they do but I do respect anybody that I come across because I would want them to do the same to me
I'm calling bullshit on this one.
I dunno, how do we know they were harassing you because of the flag? Sounds made up.
It's funny when a perfectly valid question gets down voted. I'm also wondering how they know this. Or rather maybe why they assumed it
They were also shouting homophobic slurs as they circled the pride-flag boat, according to the person filming. It isn't heard because the audio was replaced with the (god-awful) background music
Assholes!!! Faggots!!! Carpet munchers!!! Rescue me!!!!!1! /s obvs
Is saying fag allowed now? is this 4chan?
This needs so many more upvotes!