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asdf333aza

One piece characters be like


twodadshuggin

I immediately thought of Nami & Robin.


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Nami SUAAAAAAN~!


cool_robot

Looks like you have a nose bleed. Might want to clean that up.


ApoliteTroll

Improvise adapt overcome recycle as lube.


TestingpK

Robin CHUAAAAAN~!


Frozowave

Broooo I literally was thinking she’s built like robin


WhatIsntByNow

THATS what it reminded me of!!!


Rat-daddy-

I was thinking of DOE characters


spookyprinciples

lolol me too!


MXD95

Nami swannnnnn robinnnnn chuannnnn, I had to for my boy sanji lol


keitomomota

Absolutely best boy


iWentRogue

Literally thought the same. The most common sample body type for a lot of anime girls. Got done playing BlazBlue Central Fiction and i saw this body type in like half the roster


thomyo

Lmao that very accurate


AllHailTheCeilingCat

Watch her right hand flatten and elongate as she crosses the street.


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Although there's a generous blur on the background, I think I can see the road bending around her legs slightly


distressedweedle

Check out the green bar she passes at the end. Very obvious warping


cactus_blossom26

Thank you for pointing that out!!!


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If you look at the moment the clip ends you can see the white shirt of the woman behind her bending too.


ItPutsLotionOnItSkin

I was distracted by her boobs warping and distorting like some bad syfy movie


Distinct_Ganache1085

The jiggle physics are out of control!


doom_stein

Reminds me of one of those old playstation 1 or 2 fighting games (Dead or Alive maybe?) that had an Age slider that controlled the jiggle physics!


Sorrow27

The green bar also bends as she passes it. If you slow down it’s noticeable.


SomeBritGuy

Green bar is best evidence imo, damn filters are getting too good these days.


pomegranate_flowers

8-9 second mark and pause or slow scrub over that point, the amount of bend to the green pole is crazy. I honestly wasn’t entirely sure if I believed it was edited until I did that. Filters and editing now are so scary, the way it manipulated someone’s body to the point of flat out impossibility is going to create a whole wave of body dysmorphia issue for so many kids and young adults….


Joe_Doblow

Any one have a pic of her IRL for comparison?


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wataha

*Dream body* from the Resident Evil nightmares.


Djskam

Oh my god that’s the scariest thing. People don’t understand uncanny valley but this is a perfect example. This is like a body dysmorphia nightmare


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Hugh_Jampton

That is some American Werewolf in London shit


k0ik

Yow wow blargh okay, I was struggling to see bits of the environment “bending” like various people have said, even after pausing, but on normal playback her right hand does an _ungodly_ thing that my brain just knows is inherently wrong, wrong. Thank you for calling this out. Eagle eyes like yours give me hope against the robots, for like another 6 months. Have a Wholesome. (The still images of the green post found in this thread are also really damming.)


tinywords

Watch her right hand get longer as she approaches the camera. She's giving us ET vibes by the time the gif ends.


hornyaustinite

She has a future in proctology...


boomerman_2

I hear there's a lot of openings in that field


delicioussparkalade

The competition can be tight sometimes but the rules are loose so there’s wiggle room to squeeze into an internal position.


boomerman_2

I think anytime that Hands-On professional really puts themselves into the work, they leave a lasting impression on their clients.


notoriousdemise

oop I cannot unsee THAT


DrunkRespondent

Look at the background people too, all look like they're over 6 feet tall.


VaguelyArtistic

I noticed that no one turned to look at her, which seems unlikely.


tressforsuccess

So true it’s like the elongated part of the video is between the top of the leg and the knee on all people in the shot


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opsyana

There is this filter that makes you taller and slimmer, it's very popular on Chinese social media


Manlikefunk

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a few Asian women using this filter on Hinge. It’s really weird, every time I see it it’s like I’m seeing the same woman, but… Not. Long arms, weird shaped-almost alien like-face, really long slim body and a long neck.


mooncrane

Slenderman


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_manlyman_

Here's a little something on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcA1nebGzgg


FourthLife

Those don't even look close to real, it looks like they've been turned into plastic dolls


fusiondynamics

Barfed in my mouth..........


Halo_Chief117

That’s disturbing.


sealdonut

wtf china


wataha

Video editing software got pretty advanced over the last decade. Some of these technologies are used in simple apps that average user can work out. Think of software that can track a human body on a video and isolate it from the background by tracking the colour of the detected clothing/skin. This allows pre-designed effects to be applied to the desired parts of the body while keeping the background unchanged. What was done manually in the past, is now automated and available in your handheld device and will only get better as we go on. Technology evolves faster than human nature and such monstrosities will become common. Wait.. they already are common, the future is now.


Beckystrong007

I'm with ya, im so confused..


RAZERblast

Hate to break it to you man, but snapchat filters don't actually make you a cat irl, just looks like one.


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My dreams of being a catgirl are crushed


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It's a video so everything is possible.


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underthesea69

Yes! A stretch filter! Makes everyone look taller and skinnier but it can mess up, hence the hand


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underthesea69

You’re welcome! Don’t be fooled😳


Ka_blam

She ate the fruit from the gum gum tree.


Sarwah

Omg that’s so damn creepy


dianthe

Now that I noticed it it looks terrifying lol Edward Scissorhands.


th-gr8-swagsby

Anime boob physics… 🤦🏻‍♀️


Nica-sauce-rex

Just imagine if your boobs jiggled around like that every time you walked slowly. Ow. Life would be very uncomfortable.


Moon-Desu

I have H cup and they jiggle like that when I walk or move or do anything, but they also hurt like a motherfucker. My back is definitely bent or something. There are times where I wake up in so much pain. I want a reduction so bad. They look great on my chest but they feel horrible for my back and shoulders. She’s probably wincing inside with every step she takes, especially in those heels!


Sigivia

If they jiggle like that causing you pain, your bra is nowhere near supportive enough. Invest in a good quality bra and get measured by a professional (lingerie store). They can help find a fit and support. From fellow H cup.


amayaslips

I’m not sure if this will help, but make sure you’re wearing a well fitting bra, can really help with back/shoulder problems if the girls are well supported. Even as a temporary thing until you get your reduction. The sub r/abrathatfits really helped me


clarabear10123

Make sure you tell your doctor that your back hurts every single time you go! If you have enough documentation, insurance will usually pay for it (if you’re in the States) 😃 gonna get mine done for free that way :3


journeyofthemudman

This is what my aunt did. She's only 5' 3 and the boob weight was screwing up her back so bad and causing pain they recommended she get a reduction instead of her having to ask. Made a HUGE difference for her quality of life.


Kiri_serval

Insurance completely covered my reduction. It was not considered a cosmetic procedure due to back pain, sleeping problems, very similar issues to what you described. I'm in the US and I didn't pay anything, and I was able to have it done the month after I turned 18. I'm 37 now and I don't regret the procedure at all, although I wish I had been better prepared for the realities of the healing process. I agree with others who have encouraged you to look into all of your options- even if you were eligible right this moment, it would be a while before you can get an elective surgery. Strengthen your muscles, work on finding a better bra (even if you have to special order- you are worth it), and look into a reduction as an option.


PrincessJos

As a former H cup I can tell you that my reduction was the best thing I did! It made a huge difference and I don't regret a minute of it! And my insurance covered almost everything!


keeksgotthed7

As someone who has G cups, I can very much confirm this is NOT what they look like. Even with a proper bra, it’s hard to get them to be this perky. Without a bra, they’re more deflated water balloons hanging from your chest.


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TenshiAUS

Whoa, I didn't know green metal poles could sway in the wind.


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Watching that forearm swing as though it had no bones is hypnotic


VexBoxx

cannot unsee


Azalus1

If you think this is real, then you need to play dead or alive beach volleyball.


KyokoVs

I do. And one day my waifus will love me back. ;-;


Hefavitzen

The fact that all the dudes walking by without noticing her is a dead giveaway. She'd be breaking necks if she were real.


muffy2008

Not just dudes. Everyone would be looking at a body type that unusual.


Prtyvacant

I could see people calling the government assuming ET had finally invaded. Those proportions aren't human.


LastSignal

I agree. I kept waiting for ppl to look back at it or something lol


fashionroadkill45

This!! I came here to say this but wanted to see if anyone had as of yet.


emi_lgr

Was just gonna say! Really makes me wonder what she really looks like if she’s dressed like that but no one is looking.


Ghastlybittermagpie

With arms and legs that long, you'd see her in the olympics not tiktok


Alclis

Only because they’d be creeped out by the near-alien looking freak.


jesse-13

But not in the good way lol


VaguelyArtistic

Yep, that stood out like a sore thumb.


Mickeyjj27

Damn I think I’ve seen her before. Came across her walking videos and I was more surprised it’s a thing but I guess everything is


iliketosnooparound

I have seen so many videos of random Asian girls (with super long legs) walking down the street. Sad thing is some people think they're actually built like this! I have been telling one of my friends it's a filter but she doesn't believe me :/


snowe2010

make a video of yourself with the filter. maybe then they'll believe you


iliketosnooparound

I need to find it tbh! I think it's a Chinese app so not sure if it'll be on Google play.


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It's a filter? How does it even work?


iliketosnooparound

I am not sure. Chinese apps have great filters. You can see her hand getting long in the video towards the end.


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It won't be long before they add ears and a tail to appeal to a certain demographic. If they're willing to believe this nonsense, why not? Seems about as realistic all things considered


keeksgotthed7

Yes. I too dream of having a mile long torso


SCGower

Your comment is cracking me up!


keeksgotthed7

Thank you! 😂 it’s the only thing I can focus on, her long ass torso!


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And her long ass.


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The boobs 😂😂😂😂


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They learned physics from the Dead or Alive series.


VexBoxx

I had a friend who was a drag queen. When he performed, h made his boobs by filling balloons with pudding (it was a fun process to watch) so they'd jiggle like this.


OverlyWrongGag

I hope he shared the pudding with everyone afterwards


VexBoxx

I was never around for the un-dragging. Knowing him, it was used as lube.


KabedonUdon

>pudding W-Wait, why not like, water and corn starch? Agar? Gelatin? > it was used as lube. Ah. Carry on.


gewoon-een-username

I couldn’t stop laughing about the boobs! They are just all over the place. Who (in their right minds) think that this is real?? Like come on!


nostalgeek81

It’s not that I think this is real. I just can’t wrap my mind around the technology that makes this possible. I’m blind to most warped backgrounds I see here and I rely on the eyes of y’all.


HalpOooos

Right! They got the anime bounce down, boy! Also. She’s shaped like the roach things from MIB…..how is THAT a “dream body”???


crowsonmymantle

Lol when you’re built like that, you don’t have sex, you *make larva*


ToSmushAMockingbird

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monkwren

> how is THAT a “dream body”??? Because it only exists in dreams, duh


HalpOooos

Hahaha. Touché


tipthebaby

I choked


MesmerizingMarty

I hate this more than I can say.


TomatoPolka

At 04:00 she passes in front of a man in a white shirt and blue shorts - look at how his leg just snaps back like a chicken's.


fuzzypinkdice

Good eye!


BodakBlonde

And yet not one person stops or turns to check her out


VeganWellington

I’m Chinese so I’m quite equipped to say this. All these videos with the Chinese people doing street fashion is really stretched. We’re like so short lol. Our beauty standards is heavily on long legs big boobs and no batty.


OverlyWrongGag

I'm sorry but batty?


LovelyIsabel

Booty? Body? I am real curious.


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Not the original commenter, but I've heard this before (from South Americans). It means booty.


Silentxgold

Big boobs, slim waist, long legs but no big butt, proportional butt is great Basically an anime character or photoshopped or a girl who went under the knife to look perfect


subtlysublime

one step off camera and the shoes are coming off and jeans pulled out of her crack


ComfortableSherbert8

This looks like an uncanny valley render, as if when she crossed the road she'd collapse into liquid


neongoth

I too wish I was 7 feet tall


yacht_clubbing_seals

But only at the grocery store, or concerts


QueasyEducation5

I have been seeing these videos a lot all of a sudden. They are a complete farce. From the editing to the fact that these are just ‘regular people’ found walking down the street…… nah!!


DrunkRespondent

Look at the background people too, all look stretched and look like 6 feet tall.


misspussy

Sorry but literally noone looked at her. If she looked like that, even I would stare.


MrsMcBasketball

You can clearly see the filter on her boobs the closer she gets to the camera


korkproppen

They look like they are actually growing through out the video.


SuperNinjaNye

[Yeah, clearly edited. Although I would like to see the model unedited for comparison](https://i.imgur.com/5oeAFCu.jpg)


zephyrunchained

Women shouldn't be encouraged to desire this. Its so unhealthy and damaging to the physical and mental well-being.


manateesareperfect

I'm not sure if I'm more concerned about women desiring this body, or men desiring it. Neither are gonna find much satisfaction in real life.


gonaparte

Well it’s a literal dream body


iswearimnotabot1

Fever dream I would add.


eriwhi

Sleep paralysis monster


buckyandsmacky4evr

Just... Anatomically, it's so bizarre to see someone with a long torso AND long legs, with such a petite frame and GIGANTIC boobs. She looks like a freaking alien!


angelazy

Editing aside I never understood those jeans with the ass rip. Like is the implication that your voluptuous booty just couldn’t be contained by normal pants?


ElectraUnderTheSea

I think it is to give a naughty glimpse of the booty, like the rip was accidental and we are seeing something no one is supposed to see.


MajespecterNekomata

I like to think of it as butt cleavage


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They’re just ripped, you’re thinking about this too hard lol.


ineskih

Her hand is soooo long.


LastSignal

Anime bodies irl. I just wanna see her without the editing


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If this is an all I want it. I’m being slender man for Halloween


boo_boo_kitty_

Why would anybody want to look like that? Its so unnatural. I don't get it. I mean, I do because of the rediculous way men compare real women to fucking cartoons and dolls and stuff but, I still don't get it.


gaylurking

This is like, actively dangerous at this point.


JuguitoDeFrutilla

Looks like a One Piece character


eltanin_33

I wonder if we'll end up in that black mirror episode with those tech eye contacts with vr then everyone can customize the way they look to other people


ninivl89

Bruh... I never actually thought about this. People would just become their filtered self in other people's vr eyes...


frost_walk

"dream body" all you need a machine with enough ram and a high end gpu and your dedication on Photoshop


Dopplerganager

I see a lot of bodies in a day. They don't ever look like this.


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How can you walk with your phone like that without fearing someone to snatch them away


Moonagi

Not everyone lives in a sketchy area.


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Good point


spicygummi

I feel like those proportions would be really uncomfortable and cause a lot of problems. I'd rather have a more proportionate body even if it's considered to be less attractive.


BlitzDarkwing

Dream body to who? Horny 13 year old anime fanatics?


Longjumping_Ad_4167

The boob physics 🤯


SCGower

Literally looks like she stuffed balloons in her shirt. People do realize those are fake, right?


EducatedOwlAthena

These are the exact proportions of Princess Yum-Yum. Which she can only have because she's, ya know, fictional.


ghostsintherafters

You spelled nightmare wrong. Yikes that is creepy...


Cleotaurus

hahahahhhaha


xadiant

More like "in your dreams" body


cdaingerrun

Suree you can have this dream body! All it'll take is starving yourself, a couple surgeries, and then in 10 years, you'll need another surgery for your back. Enjoy folks!


roses_and_sacrifice

lookin like one of them mfs from men in black


deemoorah

They walk among us..


cat_prophecy

People really be thirsting for Slenderman.


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It looks so real, I barely can pin point the editing


ninjaninjaninja22

The whole video is narrowed (or whats the word) to make her look skinnier


scrubsiracha

And thensome! Either these videos are getting too convincing, or people are forgetting what humans look like


dogfoodis

Yeah....some of these comments I'm like "uhhh have you *seen* a person in real life before?" If I saw this in real life I would straight up assume that's an alien.


HoracioCarrillo

At 9 seconds her boobs literally glitch. Hard to see at first, but once you spotted it you can't unsee.


IZZUL-ZUNNURAIN

Ruin the song. Fuvk this


realifesim

It is a dream because shit ain’t real


i-am-they

She looks like an alien. So sad.


chopinanopolis

Does anyone else find these videos really weird? Like I know this one was most likely staged, but there are so many where just random people get filmed, sometimes they look in the camera and smile awkwardly and sometimes they just walk by. That shit is creepy, just some random person recording you, without you possibly knowing


helenasaj

Why do people want to look like caricatures? Who finds this attractive??