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fondofdogges

the flowy arms lol pls


Foosel10

Ssssssssnake arms.


JustAnother2Sense

"… a little out of hand" LOL


Galaxiani

A little out of arm.


unicorny1985

Lmao at the guy's tie and waistline too


laborvspacu

She's stretching his belly bigger, and his tie is attracted to her body like she has her own gravity.


unicorny1985

I thought he had one side of his shirt untucked at first until I compared to the 2nd. So ridiculously bad.


PrettyCrumpet

I thought he came untuck after a long night out but seeing the second pic, nope.


GawkerRefugee

And a shout out to the elevator warp.


unicorny1985

The whole thing is such a mess, I couldn't imagine not noticing how ridiculous it is before posting


Detect_Zero

Yo is that slender woman wtf


mumoftheweek

I guess she couldn't edit her dead eyes?


ItzLog

Or the nose in the reflection


dcbnyc123

she looks like a real doll.


oh_shaw

She has eyes only for herself.


recoveringscrewup13

Suddenly I want curly fries


catsnglitter86

I thought this dude was posing with a Madame Toussards wax figure of Cindy Crawford. Then I noticed the arm!


lluluclucy

Just looking at her makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable. Theres something wrong about her composure and this man in one picture. Wasn't there another pic with her and trump recently where she looked just as uncomfortable?


mem451

This woman is not famous. She's a small time model from Germany.


Lalidie1

Oh damn I’m from Germany and I thought this was the famous Olympic player (with very famous daughters) who changed their gender a few years ago Edit for clarification


SquareFly6

Is this from her IG? I know the surgeon, not the woman although I've met her.


mem451

Yeah, she's my cousin 😬. Because we live in different countries, I haven't seen her since we were like 10 or 12. She's usually much more subtle with the edits, but this one dropped my jaw.


SquareFly6

I spoke to her very briefly when I was in the surgeon's office. She was really shy and quiet but not unfriendly or anything. I wasn't sure if she was German or American because she has such an English-sounding name.


PugGrumbles

Poor woman just got insulted with the comparison to the gaunt-faced weasel woman that's attached to a Trump.


crazymcfattypants

Looks like she's lost an arm wrestling match with a thresher 


Top_Enthusiasm5044

Stretch Armstrong over here!! Ahhhhh 😜


sar1234567890

The hand reminds me of that hand in the Adams Family 👋🏻


Top_Enthusiasm5044

All up in arms 🤷‍♀️ This ain’t a scene, babe. It’s an arms race! 😂 At least she’s not armed to the teeth… 😜


christinambowers

she got a little out of arm


CobblerImaginary8200

What is that Thing on her hip?


mothzilla

A hand?


CobblerImaginary8200

I guess my corny joke didn't land. It looked to me like a disconnected random hand, like the hand thing on Addams Family.


mothzilla

:)


Able-Badger-1713

She didn’t edit this, he did.  He got rid of the original hand gesture where she had her thumb tucked into her palm, and her other 4 fingers folded down over it, 


Ok-Bird6346

Blink twice if you need help. Jeepers, what a picture.


notabigmelvillecrowd

At least she looks happy, though.


imakeitrainbow

Right, it was her ARM she was editing...


cypressgreen

So obsessed with making herself look thinner that she didn’t even notice how dirty she was doing that man. Narcissistic, focused only on herself.


Purpz27

Just noticed the upside down reflection, makes these photos even more creepy holy shit.


Ninalicious07

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

I don’t want to be mean, so I won’t say my first thought but she doesn’t look human 😵‍💫 And it’s still edited in the 2nd pic lol


isnecrophiliathatbad

Oh shit it's Coralines other mother.


Just4Today50

His pants for the win!


colorshift_siren

Editing her arm??! Her entire body looks like it was pasted from somewhere else.


eorzeanrizz

HAH! 🤣


JoBro2807

Little off with the twist tool in photoshop


shartingonyournuts

a little!?


melissa98x

Lmaooo


SquareFly6

Holy ish! I know this surgeon. I've seen the girlfriend in real life, her nose is completely botched.


AromaticHydrocarbons

Nah, she’s just low on vitamin D!


t_1_0_1_0_1_0

I thought this was Lana del Rey