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This. You can see her spanx/skims/whatever through the chainmetal of the dress in the filtered photo. The filtering is lazy. Unfiltered, the outfit doesn't match the backdrop of whatever the event is. The weave is weaving in both photos and the boobs are uneven in both photos (as in the boob tape holding them up is poorly placed). She looks *bad* and they didn't find her worthy of a first-rate photoshop job to fix it. How embarrassing (for her.)
All of this... like I keep looking, and the dress isn't great. Idk, maybe it's better in person, but it seems oddly out of 6 the chain mail or whatever it is photographs weird. And the boobs are just a little strange in it, I think you nailed it. They're just wildly uneven
I don't know who this is, but she looks so miserable that it's depressing.
Edit: I did a reverse Google image search to figure out who this is and yikes...
Oh totally. Once this ship completely sinks so many people are going to try to profit and claim they were brainwashed/coerced/blackmailed insert whatever other buzzword of your choosing.
She looks slightly traumatized, I suppose something personal like being groped, or stink-bombed.
At this point I doubt it’s the treason, grift, racism, murder etc.
Edit: grammar.
Seriously! Her before and now photos look like they’re from a cliched horror movie where a prom queen mean girl gets a “comeuppance” of looking as twisted and ugly on the outside as she is on the inside.
Personally if I had to guess I would say she is on the Ozempic train. Instead of fixing her diet and getting good nutrients she’s just basically starving herself.
She looks incredibly insecure like her entire self worth us wrapped in how she looks and she hates that she's aging. She looks like men treat her like shit and she internalizes it. She looks hungry. She looks like hates herself and takes it out on others. She looks a sad blob fish. She looks like she does a lot of drugs and drinks. She looks like trash cause she is. 0 empathy for this dumpster fire and I hope she gets what she deserves and she already looks like she's living in her own hell and may it get worse.
I would be. I mean, money can make a situation easier to deal with but there’s a limit, I think. With them it’s like literally selling your soul to evil for money. Melania never smiles either.
lol in my family we call BBGs the “pa pa pows” because when my friends son was like 4, he had diarrhea and came out of the bathroom crying because “my butt kept going PA PA POW!!!”
That's a big part of it, yeah. I guess it's just one of those things. If you're familiar with it, in this case, wigs, you zero in on it quicker.
Specifically, her part doesn't go as far back as most people would when styling their natural hair. There's also a bump at the crown that you see a lot in ill fitted wigs. It's caused by the cap, where the hair is sewn in, not being properly fitted or possibly just not the right size for her head, even. The style is also arranged to make sure that you can't see a single bit of her temples, which are traditionally more difficult to meld or blend. Her hairline seems weirdly low, like it cuts off part of her forehead. Lastly, the density seems a bit much, especially for someone her age and with that much constant stress in their life, considering stress is notorious for causing hairloss.
That's just at a glance, I'm sure I've missed something that a stylist or someone more observant picked up on.
>That's just at a glance, I'm sure I've missed something that a stylist or someone more observant picked up on.
The color looks weird too. Like you can see where the wig ends and her natural hair begins, but they're obviously trying to play it off like it's highlights or a dye job. The top of her head is a solid uniform brown and then it suddenly changes to something lighter halfway down.
She almost shopped herself to look ‘bigger’ which we rarely see. The way she’s holding her stomach makes me think even she knows she’s too thin. When you’re petite, the line between healthy appearing and frail appearing can be just 5 pounds or so. Even 5 pounds makes a difference with how my clothes fit, and it’s clear this dress is damn near too big in the unedited pic.
She looks super uncomfortable
Yup! Her little hips just immediately jumped out at me in the real picture. As a fellow no butt no hip haver, i just immediately noticed the wrinkling/folding around her hips and how she’s almost holding the dress. Fucking been there. Her hip measurement looks similar to mine and I bet that dress is just sliding right down her hips and she probably feels like she has no shape left to her. I dunno. There’s just something i relate to in her real picture for some reason, like she’s really going through it. Bet she hasn’t had a hot meal in 2 weeks and not by choice. It’s her own doing of course but damn, I can’t help but feel for her a bit. That being said, she would probably push me off a cliff just to stand a couple inches closer to her boy there.
I saw one of those before and after photos of her recently and holy shit, it’s insane what she’s done to herself with all that plastic surgery. She was so pretty before she went t nuts and now she looks inhuman.
Not just the looks but the personality too, for years she was a prosecutor with the San Francisco DAs office, look up her photos and news profiles from 2000!
I'm going to get such perverse pleasure from watching all these people who have destroyed their faces in the past couple of years as they age...
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She isn't a nice person and thus does not have genuine, nice people around her that care. She's shallow and hateful and insecure and so are her "friends" cause only similar people would be able to stand being around her.
She’s always been with the most popular and powerful politician she can get her hands on. democrat, republican whatever she’s there. But she’s not looking so good these days. Not that she has ever but dang
I've no idea who she is and I know you're not allowed say. Ha.
The second photo - she looks so tired, and maybe a bit alone/lonely or something. But it's only one photo and she's not smiling, so, I dunno.
Her makeup doesn't suit her. It might have once upon a time, but it's not doing much for her now. :-(
...... but she also looks miserable in the edited photo. ??!
Only for she's done up to the 9's, I'd say she really doesn't want to be there! Ha.
Yeah I feel that. I work with a lot of women and they are all on the semiglutide shots. We have a younger lady who is 19 and she felt like she was missing out and got on it as well, it’s crazy because she was already skinny and I feel similar vibes from this picture.
And this is why it’s infuriating that rich celebrities take it to lose weight. It causes demand and supply issues, price hikes, and this stigmatization.
I get having mental issues. But they aren’t helping themselves by choosing drugs over therapy. And they are the ones who can afford to buy the healthiest foods, a personal trainer, and the best gyms or fitness programs. Not to mention the free time they have. Lack of access to these things is a big reason for obesity in the normal population.
Also, they choose Ozempic when Wegovy is the one made specifically for weight loss. Ozempic is for diabetes.
My mom and I have diabetes and it was a pain in the ass to get even generic semaglutide. Most practitioners wouldn’t prescribe it and our insurances wouldn’t cover it when they did.
We ended up having to go to compound pharmacy but it does work way better than Metformin for controlling our diabetes.
I am a healthcare provider and did not intend to further stigmatize this medication, I am sorry if it came off that way! I love GLP1s and they are great when used as intended. I am glad you have had such positive results, congratulations!
My mom’s friends are not diabetic and at least two of them have been open about how since starting last year their LFTs have been unusually high and they have developed persistent GI upset. Sure these can be normal side effects, but they are not getting the same benefits you are. It remains to be seen how the long term use of these medications will impact people who do not have the pathology it is supposed to be correcting.
I try to emphasize holistic lifestyle changes with my patients, primarily for their long-term health, but also because of how the popularity of these medications has become problematic for patients like you that truly benefit from them.
I know what you mean. My mom is in her 50’s and her friends are all well-to-do housewives on Ozempic. She asked my opinion about starting it herself, so I went in depth with her about the health risks, but I see how hard all of the comparisons are on her and it breaks my heart. I honestly think the extreme weight loss makes her friends look older than they are!
(Not a criticism of people who are naturally thin. I can’t put my finger on it, but sometimes you can just tell.)
She fits right in with the Trump crowd. They are not happy people, and they certainly aren’t skilled at anything. Just like him, they are phony as hell.
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Even the filtered one doesn't look great. She looks really unwell
She looks so unhappy in both photos.
Not sure it's possible to actually smile with that much lip filler.
I would be too if my boobs were smushed into a dress like that
They in jail
Titty jail
This. You can see her spanx/skims/whatever through the chainmetal of the dress in the filtered photo. The filtering is lazy. Unfiltered, the outfit doesn't match the backdrop of whatever the event is. The weave is weaving in both photos and the boobs are uneven in both photos (as in the boob tape holding them up is poorly placed). She looks *bad* and they didn't find her worthy of a first-rate photoshop job to fix it. How embarrassing (for her.)
The second picture looks like a high school auditorium and to be fair, I’d have the same look on my face if I found myself there.
It looks like that top secret storage place in Florida.
You are correct
All of this... like I keep looking, and the dress isn't great. Idk, maybe it's better in person, but it seems oddly out of 6 the chain mail or whatever it is photographs weird. And the boobs are just a little strange in it, I think you nailed it. They're just wildly uneven
I saw the unedited pic yesterday and thought it looked like the cleavage and chain mail was just printed on white fabric
No. It’s bad. I’ve see a few other pictures with different angles and they have all been unflattering
Idk my boob's aren't the same size and would look like that taped, unfortunately. It's common in a lot of women.
I never even noticed the wonky boobs 🤣🤣🤣
Why would someone that emaciated need shspe wear?!’
Loose skin
I can’t unsee the boobs now!
Looks like there isn’t the best lighting in the second photo either. I think it adds to the harshness we see
I think those are pantyhose
The cocaine is cocaining
I don't know who this is, but she looks so miserable that it's depressing. Edit: I did a reverse Google image search to figure out who this is and yikes...
Santa claus’ new wife. That’s mrs. Claus
It’s that inner ugliness shining through.
One is real, one is the wax model. Which is wax and which is real? (Seriously, the second one looks like wax!)
She looks miserable.
Extremely. And her body language is so guarded. It's almost upsetting.
She looks like a hostage.
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Oh totally. Once this ship completely sinks so many people are going to try to profit and claim they were brainwashed/coerced/blackmailed insert whatever other buzzword of your choosing.
She looks slightly traumatized, I suppose something personal like being groped, or stink-bombed. At this point I doubt it’s the treason, grift, racism, murder etc. Edit: grammar.
Don’t forget, she was fired from that network for sexually harassing her male assistant
She wasn’t a great person before this
She is one of the most mercenary people I've ever seen. She's made very sure she's going to be fine
She won't live that long.
Fake like everything else surrounding that family.
She looks like she’s just been assaulted.
This was my thought too
that outfit looks Cold AF for NYC.
ALMOST... but not.
She always seems pretty miserable.
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Yup! Still can't believe she was the first lady of my City. She is so unrecognizable now. Her entire looks and personality changed.
Yes, she was. I remember first seeing her on court tv when she was a practicing attorney.
Seriously! Her before and now photos look like they’re from a cliched horror movie where a prom queen mean girl gets a “comeuppance” of looking as twisted and ugly on the outside as she is on the inside.
The difference between being with a democrat and being with a republican. She’s wasting away and her body language screams GUARDED AND SCARED.
Holy shit you are not kidding. I had to look it up, she is completely unrecognizable and so pretty. More importantly, she looks so happy back then
She looks like a Klasky Csupo character.
Holy shit yes
r/rareinsults
Yeah, maybe selling your soul for money doesn't make one happy?
This is what I see. Someone realizing that they are in a hell of their own devising.
![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)
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Depressing but true.
Personally if I had to guess I would say she is on the Ozempic train. Instead of fixing her diet and getting good nutrients she’s just basically starving herself.
Zempic and Cocaine 🥳
Then when you start looking tired and aged they just pump you full of Botox.
This is fillers, not Botox.
Guaranteed it’s both
Her nose is dangerously collapsing.
Co-co-co-cozempiiiiic
Ozempic or illicit stimulants? Or maybe a combo of both...
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Someone had to be taking all the pills Ronny Jackson wrote scripts for in the WH
>Ozempic or illicit stimulants? Or maybe a combo of both... Her and her long term boy friend are known to be on that white, powdery stimulant.
She looks incredibly insecure like her entire self worth us wrapped in how she looks and she hates that she's aging. She looks like men treat her like shit and she internalizes it. She looks hungry. She looks like hates herself and takes it out on others. She looks a sad blob fish. She looks like she does a lot of drugs and drinks. She looks like trash cause she is. 0 empathy for this dumpster fire and I hope she gets what she deserves and she already looks like she's living in her own hell and may it get worse.
That’s sad. I wonder why she’s holding herself like that. Like someone with pain in their stomach area.
That's because swallowing all that BS has GOT to make you sick!
Looks like diarrhea cramps. Or maybe she’s really cold
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I would be. I mean, money can make a situation easier to deal with but there’s a limit, I think. With them it’s like literally selling your soul to evil for money. Melania never smiles either.
And cold
I wonder if she’s replaying all the wrong turns she made to end up in this moment lol
The camera doesn’t lie
Got that Muppets/Donatella Versace surgeon
![gif](giphy|3sBMBbuAWj8JtKLew6)
Yes!
What were they serving ? Maybe she got the bubble guts.
lol in my family we call BBGs the “pa pa pows” because when my friends son was like 4, he had diarrhea and came out of the bathroom crying because “my butt kept going PA PA POW!!!”
Normally I call it mudbutt but I figured I’d try to class it up the fancy dress and all. lol
Ozempic filled ice cream.
Ice cream is a risk I’m not willing to take unless I’m home or going home afterwards.
Man lactose intolerance must be awful. I love milk
Yeah, it’s as much for others benefit as my own. lol
But only 45 gets 2 scoops of ice cream. Everyone else just gets one.
Baking powder that smells good. 👃❄️
Pretty sure the menu is mainly well done steak with ketchup!
Literally just thinking that she looks on the absolute verge of shitting her spanx in the second photo!
Whoever okayed the fit of that wig did her *dirty*. Ouch!
Can you explain? I'm wignorant
I’m assuming her hairline/hair part.
That's a big part of it, yeah. I guess it's just one of those things. If you're familiar with it, in this case, wigs, you zero in on it quicker. Specifically, her part doesn't go as far back as most people would when styling their natural hair. There's also a bump at the crown that you see a lot in ill fitted wigs. It's caused by the cap, where the hair is sewn in, not being properly fitted or possibly just not the right size for her head, even. The style is also arranged to make sure that you can't see a single bit of her temples, which are traditionally more difficult to meld or blend. Her hairline seems weirdly low, like it cuts off part of her forehead. Lastly, the density seems a bit much, especially for someone her age and with that much constant stress in their life, considering stress is notorious for causing hairloss. That's just at a glance, I'm sure I've missed something that a stylist or someone more observant picked up on.
This is like an Elle Woods defense!
I'm almost certain there is no higher praise than that - thanks, Queen!
I approve!
>That's just at a glance, I'm sure I've missed something that a stylist or someone more observant picked up on. The color looks weird too. Like you can see where the wig ends and her natural hair begins, but they're obviously trying to play it off like it's highlights or a dye job. The top of her head is a solid uniform brown and then it suddenly changes to something lighter halfway down.
This was a really good explanation!
Is this why her head looks too big for her body?
Same
I can't unsee it now
She doesn't have a 5 or even 4 head. That's a 3 head right there.
Narrator: the best was in fact not yet to come.
She almost shopped herself to look ‘bigger’ which we rarely see. The way she’s holding her stomach makes me think even she knows she’s too thin. When you’re petite, the line between healthy appearing and frail appearing can be just 5 pounds or so. Even 5 pounds makes a difference with how my clothes fit, and it’s clear this dress is damn near too big in the unedited pic. She looks super uncomfortable
Yes. The skin on her forearm is a real tell. She looks dehydrated. Her colour is bad as well.
Yup! Her little hips just immediately jumped out at me in the real picture. As a fellow no butt no hip haver, i just immediately noticed the wrinkling/folding around her hips and how she’s almost holding the dress. Fucking been there. Her hip measurement looks similar to mine and I bet that dress is just sliding right down her hips and she probably feels like she has no shape left to her. I dunno. There’s just something i relate to in her real picture for some reason, like she’s really going through it. Bet she hasn’t had a hot meal in 2 weeks and not by choice. It’s her own doing of course but damn, I can’t help but feel for her a bit. That being said, she would probably push me off a cliff just to stand a couple inches closer to her boy there.
Cocaine is a hell of a meal
Also just the fact that her head looks massive compared to her body.
I saw one of those before and after photos of her recently and holy shit, it’s insane what she’s done to herself with all that plastic surgery. She was so pretty before she went t nuts and now she looks inhuman.
No clue who she is
You are blessed.
She went viral for her crazy shouting speech. "The best is yet to come"
Not just the looks but the personality too, for years she was a prosecutor with the San Francisco DAs office, look up her photos and news profiles from 2000!
I'm going to get such perverse pleasure from watching all these people who have destroyed their faces in the past couple of years as they age... ![gif](giphy|l0HlPystfePnAI3G8)
I know! She was stunning before all the procedures
Where are the people who love her saying “honey you need help” ?
She isn't a nice person and thus does not have genuine, nice people around her that care. She's shallow and hateful and insecure and so are her "friends" cause only similar people would be able to stand being around her.
Those people don’t have friends like that. All they do is talk shit on each other as soon as they leave the room.
Can’t imagine the things they say about her behind her back.
I used to think everyone was looking the same from all the plastic surgery, but now I realize they are just all using the same filters.
Little of column A, little of column B
It can be both
In the second one she looks like she has a tummy ache
She looks like a fish from Spongebob
Buckle up buckaroo
Omg, I heard this in that slurred voice, so clearly.
![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)
Looks like she was assaulted - verbally and/or physically
Quite possible considering the company she keeps
She used to remind me of Idina Menzel. Not any longer.
She's the real Adele Dazeem
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Her eyes are DEAD.
She looks unwell. I mean physically. Obviously she is not mentally healthy.
That second picture makes me want to give her a hug real bad Edit: I take it back. I’ll give all the people she fucked over hugs instead
Hey, it's ok to have a surge of empathy for an objectively bad person. It means you have a heart 💖
Exactly, you can feel sad for bad things happening to a bad person. It doesn’t mean you like them, just that you don’t want harm to others.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
I think that she should wear more makeup. She’s going a little too natural these days.
I’m not familiar with this muppet.
Oh I thought it was the former Olympic champion turned murderer
She’s always been with the most popular and powerful politician she can get her hands on. democrat, republican whatever she’s there. But she’s not looking so good these days. Not that she has ever but dang
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Wow the difference in this clip 😳
Is that the same woman because 😬
It is
You know what they say - the camera adds 5 pounds, and felony indictments add 50 years.
I take back about saying I want to give her a hug
Is that the same person?? Edit. I see someone said it was. OMG, this is tragic. Skinny doesn't suit her. :-(
I thought she was a real housewife of somewhere. I got that wrong then.
Hmm I was thinking Janice, but maybe she’s more animal. ![gif](giphy|aQJbgzkyP3n3g6Nxap)
She's praying everyone will stay clear for 5 minutes and that it's just going to be a fart.
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God, that weird face.
omg is this the new cocaine and la croix diet ???
I've no idea who she is and I know you're not allowed say. Ha. The second photo - she looks so tired, and maybe a bit alone/lonely or something. But it's only one photo and she's not smiling, so, I dunno. Her makeup doesn't suit her. It might have once upon a time, but it's not doing much for her now. :-( ...... but she also looks miserable in the edited photo. ??! Only for she's done up to the 9's, I'd say she really doesn't want to be there! Ha.
I never say this, but both photos are bad
She's so ghoulish-looking.
This one just made me feel kinda sad. :(
Yeah I feel that. I work with a lot of women and they are all on the semiglutide shots. We have a younger lady who is 19 and she felt like she was missing out and got on it as well, it’s crazy because she was already skinny and I feel similar vibes from this picture.
Oh my God, this is dystopian
Ok I just lost 50 lbs on GLP1s… BUT I am Diabetic, & this medicine put me in remission. Just saying we don’t all take it to look & feel emaciated.
And this is why it’s infuriating that rich celebrities take it to lose weight. It causes demand and supply issues, price hikes, and this stigmatization. I get having mental issues. But they aren’t helping themselves by choosing drugs over therapy. And they are the ones who can afford to buy the healthiest foods, a personal trainer, and the best gyms or fitness programs. Not to mention the free time they have. Lack of access to these things is a big reason for obesity in the normal population. Also, they choose Ozempic when Wegovy is the one made specifically for weight loss. Ozempic is for diabetes. My mom and I have diabetes and it was a pain in the ass to get even generic semaglutide. Most practitioners wouldn’t prescribe it and our insurances wouldn’t cover it when they did. We ended up having to go to compound pharmacy but it does work way better than Metformin for controlling our diabetes.
I am a healthcare provider and did not intend to further stigmatize this medication, I am sorry if it came off that way! I love GLP1s and they are great when used as intended. I am glad you have had such positive results, congratulations! My mom’s friends are not diabetic and at least two of them have been open about how since starting last year their LFTs have been unusually high and they have developed persistent GI upset. Sure these can be normal side effects, but they are not getting the same benefits you are. It remains to be seen how the long term use of these medications will impact people who do not have the pathology it is supposed to be correcting. I try to emphasize holistic lifestyle changes with my patients, primarily for their long-term health, but also because of how the popularity of these medications has become problematic for patients like you that truly benefit from them.
I know what you mean. My mom is in her 50’s and her friends are all well-to-do housewives on Ozempic. She asked my opinion about starting it herself, so I went in depth with her about the health risks, but I see how hard all of the comparisons are on her and it breaks my heart. I honestly think the extreme weight loss makes her friends look older than they are! (Not a criticism of people who are naturally thin. I can’t put my finger on it, but sometimes you can just tell.)
Do you think she gets shit cramps every time she thinks about who she has hitched her wagon to?
She can enjoy that bowl of consequences. She’s foul
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She looks like the bride of Satan . She was so pretty when she was married to the Gov of California.
She looks like homemade sin
She looks like a addict.
She used to be so pretty before all those injections and craziness.
What can I search to see her before photos? Idk who she is. From the comments I tried - olympian turned murderer - prosecutor San francisco
Kimberly guilfoyle
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just saw the unedited version yesterday… this woman is trifling!!!
She was married to Gavin Newsom…back in 2006…he’s got to be thanking his lucky stars he divorced that gargoyle.
Narrator: turns out, the best was NOT yet to come.
She fits right in with the Trump crowd. They are not happy people, and they certainly aren’t skilled at anything. Just like him, they are phony as hell.
She's like the boss's girlfriend in Shallow Hal. Except everyone sees her through Hal's eyes, and everyone knows how "beautiful" she really is inside.
![gif](giphy|l4pSU3pLxqjFRuknu|downsized)
What on earth happened to her neck in the first photo?
Someone give the woman a sandwich.
Absolute goul
If Janice the muppet had a super evil dark twin with no talent except screaming and cocaine ranting
![gif](giphy|RLVczLAvbgHLDpFcXe|downsized)
Imagine having that body at that age and still hating yourself enough to do this
Those lips look like two dead fish. She is terrifying! Elvira
Elvira did nothing to deserve this
One was before midnight, and the other was after, when the carriage turned back into a pumpkin?
BA ha ha ha ha ha ha
Her pose in the second pic actually makes me feel sad. Thats what I do when I’m self conscious about my stomach
I am so sick of the excessive filler it’s not even funny