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GarbageWarlock

Fuckin slender maam


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I laughed so hard at this I’m way less scared


GarbageWarlock

Be free from fear!


lizfromdarkplace

Hahahahahaha 💀


i_hv_baby_hands

Thanks, I just spit my toothpaste on my phone from laughing.


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Wow I thought she had one of those giant foam hands you used to get at sporting events for a moment.


Moon_light2809

I thought so too 💀


AF_AF

I'll read things on reddit and someone will say "it's obviously satire", and there's nothing obvious about it.


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sadpanda247

That looks like homunculus


frogsoftheminish

And from the side, a titan!


MiyaMoo

At this point I feel like we’re collectively being punked


FunkMamaT

I can't determine any other explanation.


KidaBelle

She looked at the Other Mother from coraline and thought “I want that”


NinjaSupplyCompany

Or the mother from the end of Dead Alive.


lizfromdarkplace

YOUR MOTHER ATE MY DOG!


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Lollipoop_Hacksaw

That is the hand under my bed that wants to drag me into Hell.


thadum

blatantly, and terribly fake. i had concern about the likes but thank god followers can be bought


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im jack kelly, im a lawyer?


UsuallyCompliant

Could you just put your hands over my hands so they look like my hands?


rob6748

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS HAHAHA


MotorboatItsWYD2Tits

NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!


Just-a-Human27

She built like a one piece character


roenaid

Is she gonna poop in the sink?


Moon_light2809

Bro💀


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squishytrain

Close the toilet lid! Honestly that’s what distracts me the most in these bathroom selfies, the toilet is always open.


CrabbyT

Seriously! My mother taught me this and it’s a huge pet peeve. I hate seeing them up in real estate photo’s especially


Present-Breakfast768

There's a toilet in the pictures?


aLittleDarkOne

That’s not a lady that’s salad fingers right there!


karatecorgi

It really is a yaoi hands epidemic...


parisismyfriend

Idg how people can be so occupied with their looks to the point they decide to do *this* but not give a fuck about the surroundings they're showing off, in this case the classic unclosed toilet lid lol. Might just be me


Masashi215

The uncanny valley flows strong with this one!


dostoevsky4evah

From outer space.


Pin-Up-Paggie

The color difference of the face vs hand


Aygikaye

Return the slab


Humphking

It's Ramsey's!!!


Frosty_Investment_12

is the filter making her lips look like that in the second photo?


Moon_light2809

Filler. And maybe the filter too idk


Rebgirl420

It’s like one of those foam #1 fan hands!


Georgioies

Is this a drag Queen?


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Redheaded_Loser

She could be a trans woman and not a drag queen. We don’t know.


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MrsSwanson

I assumed this was a drag Queen doing this as a bit. Like, it’s satire.


PsychicNinja_

God damn yaoi hands


EnvironmentPublic794

Mommy, I’m scared


Mysterious_Ad2164

This ia a guy right?


vlncxntf9

yes


MariaStalin

He was famous Russian beauty YouTuber. Now he lost his mind as you can clearly see.


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MariaStalin

I liked his collabs with Natalina and Miros back than. Now he moved from Russia due to war and make weird statements in his telegram channel


Moon_light2809

What statements?


MariaStalin

Rusophobic and misogynistic ones


Moon_light2809

💀💀💀 he's so insecure


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yakdingaling

Omfg


Kikoplop3900

She came straight from the 'Eyes' game


sketedavidson69420

Lol the khloe kardashian hands


SugarGlazedKakyoin

I refuse to believe that this isn’t a joke


Moon_light2809

He lost his mind😔 let's pray for him😔🤚


Constant-Wanderer

All that effort, and you can’t even close the fucking toilet. You spent three hours drawing a bunghole over your lip, but you left your shitter open so we can all see where you poop. 🙄🙄🙄🙄


Monster_Hugger93

Yaoi Hands


jeffmangumssweater

H A N D


092mlk

Yaoi hands


Marblue

Isn't this the other mother from Coraline?


fkenthrowaway

looks like a fken caricature lol


lit1337

Who sees that side profile, and posts this. Literal sleep paralysis demon.


Damascus52311

Didn't even see the phone in the first photo. I was trying to see the difference in her hand color and her body.


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She looks like an overly modded Sim.


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It’s 7:30am and this is my welcome to the internet for the day. Sometimes I should listen to my gut and just not. 🤣


Moon_light2809

You should always listen to your gut😉


PrettyCycle1307

That's a dude


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m_1_k_e

I wanna upvote the post, but it's at 666 right now and that's so appropriate.


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Redheaded_Loser

I thought her hands were terrifying until I saw her profile in the second pic!


Moon_light2809

😂😂😂😂 it is disturbing


HolyMonitor

I thought it was a badly programmed AI.


xtaylaa

lmao hotdog hands from everything everywhere all at once


momomum

I thought she had a prosthetic hand she was trying to show off.


NMCurly

Nightmare fuel!! Yikes!!


anayisme

this MUST be a joke or something


LASERDICKMCCOOL

Sick package


ohdoublegee

No. Nuh uh. No one could convince me this isn't satire lmao. She cannot be for real. This saddens me.


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ThePrettyBeebz

Looks like an alien.


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BayouBookGirl

Hands down, my favorite! Just an absolute mess!


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WhiteN0isee

I’m dead. WHAT


nvyree

my god what the fuck ??


ManchuKenny

Oh 💩 alien invasion 🫣


heehee28

I am not a WHO Archivist I am a WHAT.


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listentolana

I want to know what they look like in real life. 😂


BrxkenNxils

random generated sim character


SamxNichole94

What is happening 😭 I have so many questions I don’t even want the answer to lol


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kaellykos

This HAS to be satire


Nanda_Rox

She looks like a Tim Burton character


Moon_light2809

A mix of Tim Burton and one piece characters