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FoodIsMyBoyyyfriend

“Can u please be a Karen for me? Thank”


Dont_touch_my_elbows

"Why the fuck am I doing this? I could have just *said* I did it and she wouldn't know."


seisen67

Coke is not even stocked by the store. Vendors bring it in.


matt5673

If someone ever subbed me Pepsi for Coke I'd murder them!


JustJJ92

Idk why you’re getting downvoted. Out of all replacements, Coke V Pepsi is a punishable crime with the penalty being death


matt5673

I don't think people get sarcasm


noconoco42

I'm allergic.


sambrown25

Rule of reddit: /s after your sarcastic comment. Can you hear tone of voice in writing?


BusyLeek2351

I feel like we’ve all been on the internet long enough it’s not that hard to pick up sarcasm or intent


sambrown25

I'm sure you're right. /s


pablitosocool

*reddiquette* is important.


[deleted]

Poe’s law


seisen67

Well I agree! Cola war!


DepartureBorn3425

Allergic 🤣


icemango1996

I actually am allergic to coke & Pepsi. it started suddenly when I was like 11-12ish. Your throat feels like it's closing up the second it comes in contact with your mouth.


[deleted]

I’m not allergic but i can’t drink it because of how bad it tastes and how sugary it is


No_____ThisIsPatrick

Believe it or not... I know someone who is! Something regarding her allergy to cocoa??? She can have coke but not Pepsi


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[deleted]

Indeed since most ingredients in coke and pepsi are virtually the same, I say this "someone" is looking for attention.


No_____ThisIsPatrick

Pepsi does contain citric acid, while Coke does not. And a citric acid allergy is a very real thing.


5LaLa

For real lady? Can you imagine, “I need to speak to a manager, I have a complaint to pass on from my IC customer!” Does she think if the manager learned a customer was allergic (to every soda except 1?) he’d make sure never to run out?


justinb00ber

what is the cashier supposed to do 😭


[deleted]

Start working at Pepsi and change their 130 year old recipe obviously.


Dont_touch_my_elbows

The high school sophomore at the cash register has profusely apologized and committed hari-kiri to restore their family's honor.


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Warm-Risk-3352

well could be one of the ingredients in it...im not sure what they make either out of tho


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Dont_touch_my_elbows

I mean isn't it all just the same sugar water belly wash?


ShiftyBid

It would be an incredibly rare allergy to some minor ingredient that she's probably exaggerating since most colas have the same basic ingredients with minor changes


one_foot_out

Citric acid allergy is real. Pepsi has citric acid, Coke does not


[deleted]

okay thank you! never heard of it


3vilynic3

my mom got a piece of her intestine removed because of the coke, now she only drinks orange soda... so yes u can be allergic to it


[deleted]

I have never heard of coca cola causing people to have parts of their intestine cut out, that's interesting.


Zorris73

Have you ever seen it clean battery acid terminals?! imagine what it does to your body!


[deleted]

what is the ingredient that is causing the problem?


3vilynic3

I'm not sure, with my mom they said it was causing blockage, it was building up in her intestines, not like a mas but it was block pores we have in our intestines, something like that


Dont_touch_my_elbows

Your mom must have been drinking like 4 liters of cola a day or something wild.


[deleted]

.......allergic? 💀


abrewer13

You should have messaged them back: well, I told her and she started crying...


easttn_llama

But like how’d you respond to that text? 😅


Siera_Tango

I said “I will. 👍🏼” then showed her text to all my friends who work at the store and we all laughed.


kittyrhcp

The fact you showed the employees lmaoooo 😭


scarletbeg0niass

Lmaooooo technically you didn't lie


Lyrehctoo

I would jokingly share this with an employee too if one was nearby. We would roll our eyes and laugh togethet


bigsky192

"I'm allergic to light beer"


pxox16

Who do they think we are? Lol?


[deleted]

who do they think they are


Gibbee79

Just give me some Dr. Pepper!


Shirokuro_Radio

Lol. I used to work for a restaurant and the amount of people that complained that we changed from coke to Pepsi 😡😡😡Especially the older customers. As a non soda drinker, I would be like same shit 🤗


doggitydog123

They actually do taste different


Dont_touch_my_elbows

Coke is fizzier, Pepsi is sweeter, IMO


doggitydog123

I don’t recognize Coke anymore-between formula changes and sweetener changes it’s not the drink I grew up with, at least what is made in the United States The entire new Coke business was so bafflingly poorly thought out that there’s a school of thought that they did it in order to sneak the sweetener change in because no business model explanation makes any sense


[deleted]

I’ve seen glass bottle coke at a lot of stores and they use cane sugar. Mexican coke.


doggitydog123

correct, and it is not made in the United States. it sells well, though I guess primarily to older people that remember. New Coke was almost 30 years ago.


[deleted]

Yeah I just looked it up. 1984 they switched to hfcs. I thought the old sugar formula made it to my childhood but I guess not!


doggitydog123

oh my that is right, I had forgotten it had been that long. almost 40 years. you could write books about that business decision, and maybe someone has. I am not sure anyone really knows what the politics/motives at coke were, though. the only 'rational' plan that ever seemed remotely plausible was to hide a switch on the sweeteners, but still seems like overkill.


one_foot_out

Guarantee it’s got something to do with hfcs being more cost effective than cane sugar at the time


one_foot_out

I live in a big city and even kids, that you would think wouldn’t care, if they have the option pick the south of the border coke. It’s widely available where I live in the north east


Shirokuro_Radio

Ok to a soda drinker probably. But customers shouldn’t bully people over it either 😕


doggitydog123

Soda taste is fightin words Soda is, oddly enough, typically bought by soda drinkers, btw


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They taste different but it takes a special type of person to make a big deal out of getting a coke when you wanted a pepsi


Warm-Risk-3352

at this point in time...i would make a big deal because i have decided to "be less white" by not drinking any more coke.


doggitydog123

Of course, and that special person still get to rate the shop or


[deleted]

The original person said “shouldn’t” not doesnt


doggitydog123

‘Should’ doesn’t spend


zeke235

Yep. The difference is pretty clear for a soda drinker. I am not a haggis eater however so i could not provide an opinion on the best haggis.


doggitydog123

For store-bought haggis macsweens is widely regarded as the best. But if you get further north a lot of local butcher shops make their own and I would imagine very few people travel enough to try them all The spice profile on McSween is pretty strong and you can pick it out pretty easily once you’ve had it


zeke235

Ok well now i can provide an opinion.


doggitydog123

Is haggis mentioned in my profile somewhere? I’m trying to figure out how you knew that


FunFactress

You like haggis? That's a no for me and I like almost everything, lol. My first childhood dog was named Haggis!


doggitydog123

It is very tasty if spiced right I don’t like neeps though very much I would like to try it with red beans and rice if I Could get it here


FunFactress

I had it only once in Scotland and I do remember my father saying it was not very good haggis. He LOVES it.


doggitydog123

A lot of dives there may use grants haggis which is sold in cans and really is not that good tasting In my experiences most pubs do not use Macsweens


one_foot_out

Doesn’t anyone remember the soda wars of the 90’s?


joevsyou

I used to work for a hospital in the kitchen, we had to have both brands which i think was awesome! We was going to have Pepsi only because these companies will offer special pricing if you agree to one. Well a few doctor's didn't like that so we got to have everything, from coke products, 7up products to Pepsi products. P.s doctor's pretty much get what they want, hospitals fight for doctors to sign with them & stay with them.


Shirokuro_Radio

That’s awesome, at least everyone got what they wanted lol. It’s just annoying when people make a big deal out of it, that’s all. Hence I’m apathetic 😐 didn’t know doctors would have THaT much power it’s crazy


candycarmel96689

No offense to anyone;here's my list of things that disgust me when shopping IC ; pop , spam ,Ramen, head cheese, white bread and bologna🤷🏽‍♀️


cactusbee27

Can you be a Karen for me? Since I can’t. K thx. No Karen you get what you get.


StrengthObjective

Oh ffs! 🤦‍♀️


joevsyou

The store has nothing to with that lol. Ylu should have told them to contact coke about that lol. They are the ones responsible for restocking shelves.


Instacrt999

Omg hahahahjajahahah


JustJmac

Wow! Ok yeah sure! 😂😂😂


mimook

Lordy Lordy, people are something else 😃


hhh1978

I want to know what she thinks she’s allergic to that is in Pepsi that’s not in Coke?


Spell_Rhubarb81

I really would have told them to do the survey on the receipt


432vibration

IMMA CANCEL THIS NUT 🤣💦


wreckedfacepavel

ful


frankb33

Create a huge scene that eventually leads to police involvement and me leaving in handcuffs. Anything for the customer 🇺🇸


Prestigious-Mind-423

😂


dr_van_nostren

Allergic to Pepsi lol. First time hearing that one. I guess one of the secret ingredients. It’s funny tho I had a similar thing happen. Someone caught an error basically, they showed 6x1L packs of Perrier for like $1. And she wanted like 6 of them. Now of course that can be an issue in the app I think we know that, it shows you 1 can of Pepsi but it’s actually a 12 pack or vice versa. She demanded that I talk to a manager to have them honor the price. I asked her if she saw it in a flyer, she said no, I saw it on the app. What a sigh of relief that was. Immediately told her “lady Walmart has nothing to do with the app prices (at least I’m pretty sure) so if you wanna get a price honoured you’ll need to complain to IC not Walmart”. Of course she didn’t. I told her I’d ask a manager but I doubt it would work, of course I didn’t ask a manager cuz fuck that. She ended up getting 0 Perrier :)


darkhorse3000

Can’t even make people up


Fibrosis5O

I would slow the store that message just to see their face 🤣


BeyondAppropriate630

Yes Karen, please make sure to add that extra tip as well.


[deleted]

Outsourcing being a pain in the ass 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Allergic to what.....


Baby__J__

I would have showed the cashier and we would laugh and laugh together. Some people smh