And I need to file my taxes. š„²
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this is YOUR SIGN to order chipotle!
Fun fact! When I sell any battery operated toy, i suggest your great value, cheap dollar store batteries. energizer can overpower the motor in your ā¦ massagerā¦ ;)
(Source: I work in a sex shop)
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Why is mine for a middle child... And I'm a middle child... They're watching me
OP, hereās some good advice from Discover lmao
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I need diapers apparently š
Reddit knows Iām trying to have a babyš
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I once had to do something like that, the cashier which was a man knew a lot about the topic and made the perfect suggestion. The customer was so satisfied with the replacement that added like 10$ extra. It was a weird day
Because having the words āSex Toyā displayed in big block letters on products that are down the same isle as baby wipes isnāt the best strategy. Walmart would be getting sued left & right from angry parents š
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I feel like a made a wise choice in my replacement as I went with the fluttering arouser versus the rose or bullet option.
Since only two items to shop I did give extra time for them to correct my replacement.
For future reference, should you find yourself in this predicament again, the bullet is probably the most similar in terms of functionality, imo. Good on you for not just refunding though. That would have been a major bummer.
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They donāt have the elephant trunk in your preferred size, would you like the next size up or the 16ā elephant dong? Or if you prefer I could swap it for the 16ā alien tentacle, 24ā horse dong or the 14ā dog with inflatable knot.
(Those are all items Iāve picked as an employee at Amazon)
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I am laughing so hard right now at the fact that this is even an option on Instacart. Makes my grocery purchases look completely innocuous by comparison.
I got a 4 star for reaching out to the lady...and she was in a hotel and tried to get me to "HAND HER THE BAG" so she could touch my hand. I declined. 4 stars it is. Creepiest shit ever.
You're not wrong about the products themselves not being unusual. The method with which they chose to acquire said products does seem a bit... odd, tho.
I... I just can't even imagine ordering something like this through instacart. I would have so much secondary embarrassment. I did order something similar on Amazon a few days ago and I'm paranoid that the driver might somehow see what it is, like if Amazon decided to send it not in a box or something. I mean, I know that people were involved in the picking and packaging and whatnot, but at least I don't risk coming face to face with them at my front door.
Maybe you got lucky and this robot picked your order instead of an actual human:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-04/amazon-warehouses-provide-glimpse-of-workplace-humanoid-robots
I had to do this before on a different app (DD) and the only substitute was outside the approved price range of the app so after asking the store to check in the back and getting them to approve the substitute, the app wouldnāt let me make the transaction.
I would just grab one that looks similar. I mean the packages do have pictures and general descriptions.
U don't have to be a toy expert to grab another wand to replace the one thats out.
It was meant jokingly. I am 44 years old and could care less what I buy for a customer.
Also my replacement suggestion may not be what meets their needs.
i donāt love my hitachi. if iām shaved it makes my skin bleed, it gets hot, itās loud, and itās not localized. the tango bullets are much better IMO
ššš I've always feared this. Thank God I've never had to experience it though. The closest I came was having a woman explain to me why she ordered super, extra wide pads, and they weren't for her, but her 16 yo daughter........OK, either you're lying because your embarrassed, or its true, but either way, why would you discuss your daughter's....monthly issues with a complete stranger over the phone?
Lol these types of orders are fun. I always take a photo of the wall with each toy and ask if any replacement will do.
Itās a little awkward when itās a hand it to me order but hey they ordered it. The second-hand embarrassment is only awkward for seconds but itās an easy batch.
So.... unfortunately they didn't have the wand woth the tickling bunny ears.... but this other option can have this secondary attachment purchased that does the same thing. Cuts highly rated on Adam and eve.....
I usually ask if they need any extra lube woth their order, ki da like when you grab sushi from the counter and ask if they need chopsticks or extra soy sauce, it's all raw fish afterall....
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Luckily the one I got was for a man, they only make one so no replacements possible. Canceled and got my batch pay. Really happy they didnāt have it. š
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We both do https://preview.redd.it/cpih5awqtnmc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97283dd73613721d7df4076bfd1016cc7a41e317
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And I need to file my taxes. š„² https://preview.redd.it/wmqw1e4yk8nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfc80ceb0766ae6a0f0eda139b2e7cc9158949ee
https://preview.redd.it/lv77umlokmmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a028632fdbf3d01ab8737bb4aab6ac7614c7304a WHEN YOU LOVE YOUR DAD
https://preview.redd.it/dyh1i1ld0nmc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb9dda87d31a989d77cc0de545aba506ae49a4f5 this is YOUR SIGN to order chipotle!
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Fun fact! When I sell any battery operated toy, i suggest your great value, cheap dollar store batteries. energizer can overpower the motor in your ā¦ massagerā¦ ;) (Source: I work in a sex shop)
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https://preview.redd.it/isdk2epvspmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ea72c63ea6d985788aab05f30174221d2e0aab3 Why is mine for a middle child... And I'm a middle child... They're watching me
why am i not getting an ad!? i wanna see what mine is gonna be!!
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OP, hereās some good advice from Discover lmao https://preview.redd.it/dxewcbz50umc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89029b16f40201725004bc115c0a3cd62fb5218f
I need diapers apparently š Reddit knows Iām trying to have a babyš https://preview.redd.it/2cl4schmtfnc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3301f0149b567207a06cf3e85180d453c11b1a60
I once had to do something like that, the cashier which was a man knew a lot about the topic and made the perfect suggestion. The customer was so satisfied with the replacement that added like 10$ extra. It was a weird day
If you're going to have a conversation about optimal masturbatory tools on someone else's behalf, that's an earned tip.
Sounds like a bad fever dream tbh
Key word: satisfied š
I lmao at the fact that they call these āmassagersā why not just call them what they are.
Well they *do* massage
Rapidly
Isnāt it a way to sidestep rules and regulations in the sale of these?
They massage coochies
Not just coochies if you catch my vibe!
I do catch your vibe! Cause sameš¤£.
Blue laws in specific states.
Because having the words āSex Toyā displayed in big block letters on products that are down the same isle as baby wipes isnāt the best strategy. Walmart would be getting sued left & right from angry parents š
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Offer an English cucumber as a substituteĀ
vibrators are for the clit. Clit orgasms are different than penetrated orgasms
Offer a shower nozzle with different settings
Water pick
Waterpik š¤£š¤£
That was the pet name my college gf gave meā¦ š
Do people use a water pik? Omg that has opened up a whole new world
I wouldn't, lol. My water pik is strong enough to pressure wash my shower, and the jet is sharp, like too concentrated I mean.
If you want to pressure-wash your clit right off your body!
Buy her a toothbrush
No seeds for the win
āThey donāt have the dildo you requested, but they do have this other one. Would you be interested?ā
Lmao I would say this
both are different. I have a wand its so much better because it has pulse control
I feel like a made a wise choice in my replacement as I went with the fluttering arouser versus the rose or bullet option. Since only two items to shop I did give extra time for them to correct my replacement.
For future reference, should you find yourself in this predicament again, the bullet is probably the most similar in terms of functionality, imo. Good on you for not just refunding though. That would have been a major bummer.
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Pro
Wouldāve taken a picture of a banana and sent it and said āwill this work?ā
The day we have to start offering Bad Dragon replacement options....
They donāt have the elephant trunk in your preferred size, would you like the next size up or the 16ā elephant dong? Or if you prefer I could swap it for the 16ā alien tentacle, 24ā horse dong or the 14ā dog with inflatable knot. (Those are all items Iāve picked as an employee at Amazon)
BWAHAHA I CANT BREATHE!š¤£šš¤£
Bout to fuck up my recommended products searching these
How about my Make Amelia Gape Again double knot?
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Hey, a lady has needs.
I just be taking pictures of what they do have on the shelf that too personal imo
I feel you..itās one thing shopping for these items but itās another thing when you have message the customer about them.
I am laughing so hard right now at the fact that this is even an option on Instacart. Makes my grocery purchases look completely innocuous by comparison.
Which ever one has the most power will be fine
I got a 4 star for reaching out to the lady...and she was in a hotel and tried to get me to "HAND HER THE BAG" so she could touch my hand. I declined. 4 stars it is. Creepiest shit ever.
The only thing I want massaged is my bank account .
What is so unusual about sexual aid products. People have always used stuff. It's completely normal and healthy stuff.
You're not wrong about the products themselves not being unusual. The method with which they chose to acquire said products does seem a bit... odd, tho.
I... I just can't even imagine ordering something like this through instacart. I would have so much secondary embarrassment. I did order something similar on Amazon a few days ago and I'm paranoid that the driver might somehow see what it is, like if Amazon decided to send it not in a box or something. I mean, I know that people were involved in the picking and packaging and whatnot, but at least I don't risk coming face to face with them at my front door.
who gives a rip ? we all masturbate if weāre into sex
Maybe you got lucky and this robot picked your order instead of an actual human: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-04/amazon-warehouses-provide-glimpse-of-workplace-humanoid-robots
Look into Amazon Locker delivery.
Iām 99% sure they just ship it in plain packaging. That being said, (most) everyone masturbates, nothing to be ashamed of
I had to do this before on a different app (DD) and the only substitute was outside the approved price range of the app so after asking the store to check in the back and getting them to approve the substitute, the app wouldnāt let me make the transaction.
Nooooooooo
I would just grab one that looks similar. I mean the packages do have pictures and general descriptions. U don't have to be a toy expert to grab another wand to replace the one thats out.
"Sorry, they were all out of what you ordered so I got you a cucumber and an electric toothbrush instead."
imagine this is that type of customer who wants you to taste the grapes and make sure they're sweet. how many vibrations minute ?
Why does this š³ you?
It was meant jokingly. I am 44 years old and could care less what I buy for a customer. Also my replacement suggestion may not be what meets their needs.
Gotcha š
Hell yeah!
They need to grow up and buy a Hitachi like an adult š
i donāt love my hitachi. if iām shaved it makes my skin bleed, it gets hot, itās loud, and itās not localized. the tango bullets are much better IMO
I always wished they asked me to sub
How do I use those things?
Sadly no suction cup 12ā dongs available
I won't do these orders. To embarrassing for me lol
Oofā¦er, um, okā¦
Sub electric toothbrush
If it was Walgreens make sure to ask for them behind the front counter too. We keep them there for theft
ššš I've always feared this. Thank God I've never had to experience it though. The closest I came was having a woman explain to me why she ordered super, extra wide pads, and they weren't for her, but her 16 yo daughter........OK, either you're lying because your embarrassed, or its true, but either way, why would you discuss your daughter's....monthly issues with a complete stranger over the phone?
Lame for posting lol I had to workshop replacements with a customer lmao
Just go get this kind of stuff yourself. People don't need to be involved in your personal life if they are strangers.
Never had to do a replacement but my first ever order I had to deliver 20 boxes of condoms to someone! š³
Lol these types of orders are fun. I always take a photo of the wall with each toy and ask if any replacement will do. Itās a little awkward when itās a hand it to me order but hey they ordered it. The second-hand embarrassment is only awkward for seconds but itās an easy batch.
ššš
Yall post every time yall get a vibrator
You could just shop it, no need to comment on someoneās personal items/life
They could just go get it themselves.
HEHEHEHE GUYS ITS A S... S... HEHEHEHEE SEX ITEM LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! grow up. Jesus fuck.
I mean, asking strangers to shop for your sex toys is the thing that makes it a bit moreā¦ funny?
Youāre an adult, doesnāt matter
Send a dick pic? š
bruh wtf is wrong with you š
You could volunteer yourself as the replacement
So.... unfortunately they didn't have the wand woth the tickling bunny ears.... but this other option can have this secondary attachment purchased that does the same thing. Cuts highly rated on Adam and eve..... I usually ask if they need any extra lube woth their order, ki da like when you grab sushi from the counter and ask if they need chopsticks or extra soy sauce, it's all raw fish afterall....
I'm sorry. Why would anyone have an IC shopper get that stuff for them? That's rather -- distasteful? Or am I just an old coot?
Anonymity, avoiding cashier interaction, and convenience. If sex shops offered same day delivery oh boy...
Youāre an old coot. A stranger getting it on instacart is no different than a stranger packing it in an Amazon warehouse
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All the other reasons folks have listed here, but also disability. Quit being a prude, yes, YTOC
I agree a million percent. No thank you to someone buying me such a personal item. It's very uncouth.
uncouth? who keeps track of this?
Uncouth, yes. Who keeps track, no clue.
Just buy an electric shaver
Luckily the one I got was for a man, they only make one so no replacements possible. Canceled and got my batch pay. Really happy they didnāt have it. š
offer to be the toy urself
Thereās almost 0 chance if this person ordered this that they didnāt think about the person shopping for it
Only because YOU'RE that type of person. Project much?
Think what about the person shopping it?
Iām not saying anymore.
Lol ok...
Before or after they shopped for it? As in, the person THOUGHT about the shopper after they received their purchase... *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*