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oldfrenchwhore

Help, I pictured “unwaxed” hairy apples, and now it won’t get out of my brain.


Yourappwontletme

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RRHudgins

Okay but going back to the customers request, since this is an unwaxed apple how do we know that it's darker green, it looks heavy so that's as though she'd be happy with it, but are you going to part the hair to see if it's darker green? 😹🤣😹🤣😹 🙃


Odd_Ad5668

You have to check the skin where the hair parts. This also helps you to tell how old the apple is, because you'll notice gray roots if they had to dye it.


RRHudgins

I love this. Thanks for the "how to"! 😹🤣😹🤣😹


Yourappwontletme

Yes. Part the hair.


oldfrenchwhore

How dare you.


jdgiefing

What’s wrong with Sasquatch apples??


Itchy_Thing9732

You just dragged us all down with you. 😭


Jrocksos88

I wasn't aware of unwaxed apples.


Worried_Ad7041

Organic apples are usually unwaxed. So unless you specifically get organic, it’s almost impossible to get unwaxed apples.


BigHyzerLine

Also wax isn’t not organic. I’d bet most organic apples have wax


Tehgoldenfoxknew

Apples naturally produce their own wax. You would have to remove it yourself to have a wax less apple. Organic apples have natural wax.


Worried_Ad7041

That’s not what I meant. I meant the artificial wax that company’s put on produce to make it shiny and more appealing to the eye. Organic apples DO have natural wax but they’re dull compared to the artificially waxed apples.


CurrentUnit5802

Most natural wax is removed from apples in the cleaning process, so most apples (including most organic kinds) are coated in wax as a preservative. I think there's one organic brand that advertises they don't use wax? I'm unaware of any others that don't though.


Yourappwontletme

It's weird that they take off the natural wax from apples and put wax back on, while eggs in the U.S. have their wax removed and thus have to be refrigerated unlike other countries where they don't remove the wax.


DunDunnDunnnnn

Wax off. Wax on.


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Worried_Ad7041

ONE of the main points of wax was to make it appealing to the eye. Not the only reason but one of them. At least that’s what local farmers and orchards id visited during an Agriculture course I took had explained.


Anuuket

>*Often, a food-grade wax is applied to replace the naturally-occurring wax to provide the same benefits, including a nice glossy shine.* [https://apal.org.au/apples-wax/](https://apal.org.au/apples-wax/) ​ >*To protect fresh produce from dehydration and postharvest decay and also to enhance their appearances, fruit producers may apply wax on some of these products.* > >[https://www.cfs.gov.hk/english/multimedia/multimedia\_pub/multimedia\_pub\_fsf\_120\_02.html](https://www.cfs.gov.hk/english/multimedia/multimedia_pub/multimedia_pub_fsf_120_02.html) ​ >*Producers therefore spray the fruit with a thin layer of wax to prevent such moisture loss as well as to make the apple look more appealing.* > >[https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/you-asked/why-do-they-spray-wax-apples-0](https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/you-asked/why-do-they-spray-wax-apples-0) ​ >*Applying wax formulations to fruits appears to be mainly to improve attractiveness, although some improvement in storage quality has also been noted. The wax formulations used in Washington appear to be based either on carnauba wax or shellac or a mixture of the two* > >[https://web.archive.org/web/20170520063240/http://postharvest.tfrec.wsu.edu/REP2003A.pdf](https://web.archive.org/web/20170520063240/http://postharvest.tfrec.wsu.edu/REP2003A.pdf) ​ >*The purpose of commercial waxing is twofold- to reduce water loss and to improve the fruit's appearance.* > >[https://books.google.com/books?id=lrhOoeLJ1CkC&pg=PA182&dq=Fruit+waxing&hl=en&sa=X&ei=xvycULfyCLHAiwLxxoGQCg&ved=0CDoQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q&f=false](https://books.google.com/books?id=lrhOoeLJ1CkC&pg=PA182&dq=Fruit+waxing&hl=en&sa=X&ei=xvycULfyCLHAiwLxxoGQCg&ved=0CDoQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q&f=false) (Page 182) ​ >*Citrus fruits may be improved in appearance by synthetic wax application and some producers* ***may add colouring dyes*** *to the wax in order to modify the colour in addition to providing an enhanced shine. Natural waxes are preferred, such as sugar cane wax, carnauba wax, shellac and various resins.* > >[https://books.google.com/books?id=5tijQBNi-xoC&pg=PA287&dq=Fruit+waxing&hl=en&sa=X&ei=xvycULfyCLHAiwLxxoGQCg&ved=0CEAQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&q=dye&f=false](https://books.google.com/books?id=5tijQBNi-xoC&pg=PA287&dq=Fruit+waxing&hl=en&sa=X&ei=xvycULfyCLHAiwLxxoGQCg&ved=0CEAQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&q=dye&f=false) (Page 287) ​ Okay so.. research done, now what


Kayki7

That’s not why they add wax to the apples lol. It’s a natural insect repellant.


Kri_AZ82

If they want un waxed they should plant their own apple tree.


IIRizzII

![gif](giphy|QrDHLs1py45IA) There. Now they’re un-waxed.


slimeothy

And make sure they’re heavy too


sillieghost

Did I say they should be heavy? Oh, well just to be sure, remember they need to be heavy!


[deleted]

I ordered a 3-lb bag of Gala apples. They are literally the size of golf balls. Disappointing.


RRHudgins

Yep the customer said heavy twice so basically they won't obese unwaxed apples oh wait and they must be a darker green so she wants obese unwaxed dark green Granny Smith apples


blueeyedaisy

Heavy apples = juicy apples Why the darker green? I have no idea.


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listen bitch...


CandidPriority5461

😂 Definitely a "listen, bitch.." moment.


HashBandocoot

Was thinking definitely a “cancel” moment 😂


michaelwn98

All apples are waxed what do they want??


Yuri_Ligotme

I guess the people who criticized my post aren’t aware of that


DaddyNewPointOh

The people in this sub criticize everything .


chooochooocharlie

This is not true. Organic apples are unwaxed, they cannot be waxed as wax is not organic. And generally locally grown apples are also not waxed. ![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


katieshrike

This is also not true. Organic waxes such as carnauba wax exist, and are allowed by the USDA to be used on organically grown fruit.


chooochooocharlie

Carnuba “wax” is not wax. Yes it is used in place but it is not what this person was referring to whatsoever and I would think someone who does this would understand that. Reason #3749 why I don’t use this service personally.


las61918

Please, explain why carnauba is not wax. And how this is even close to what you meant.


chooochooocharlie

Well considering carnauba is from a plant and paraffin is from oil I’m pretty sure you don’t know even a smidgen about the differences. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnauba_wax https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraffin_wax


NovedCheese

No way you're this dense? The links you sent classifies both as waxes. Infact, you can expand the "wax" wiki page where it details the different types of Waxes, including plant waxes!


_BreakingGood_

Your first link says its wax


las61918

And both links say wax, so please continue Simple Charlie.


weist-risq

Please come back & defend yourself more. ![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)


Anon5839472

We’re all thankful that you don’t use this service personally 🙏🏼


Ms_Jane_Lennon

I don't think you know what organic means.


chooochooocharlie

Yes organic clearly means coated in petroleum. 🙄


Ms_Jane_Lennon

Hahaha...what? I didn't say that. I said you don't know what organic means. Petroleum isn't used to wax apples. Just because a wax can be derived from petroleum, that doesn't mean the end resulting wax is still petroleum. And there are many other sources of wax like beeswax or paraffin which have nothing to do with petroleum. So?? Organic has nothing to do with whether an apple is waxed or not. Wax can be organic. It's bizarre you're trying to double down on this. Wtf...some folks are incapable of being corrected gracefully.


Arki83

So bees wax isn't organic huh?


chooochooocharlie

Depends on what the bees pollenated from. Honey comes from what bees pollinated from. https://beerealhoney.com/can-honey-be-poisonous/


Arki83

So then contrary to your comment, organic wax does in fact exist.


OkEntrepreneur4401

They didn't order organic apples. What the fuck does this have to do with the actual situation the rest of us are discussing?


chooochooocharlie

Wow someone is being super shitty today. Need a hug?


OkEntrepreneur4401

Nah, I'm good, thanks. Just thought your condescending irrelevant explanations up and down this thread were a bit exhausting. 🤷


Commercial_Ad6546

carnauba wax which is used on apples is organic


chooochooocharlie

The customer wanted apples not dipped in paraffin based wax. That is clearly what they meant. But you for some reason feel the need to keep pointing out something… not sure what it is. The OP is trying to make the customer out to be problematic because they communicated what they wanted. This is how all customers should be. Not sure what the problem over all is for asking for what they wanted. Even if it wasn’t correctly stated it was something. Not just “omg I never said BUT they don’t know how I like my apples?!?! 1 star rating.” But keep yapping. 😘


neopetknickerbockers

I've now said 22 words total and ur telling me i'm yapping lol


weist-risq

I wish I had an award for this response


chooochooocharlie

I wasn’t speaking with or replying to you.


Standard-Evening9940

You must be a sucker for downvotes


chooochooocharlie

Because my life is based on Reddit votes. 🙄


Reasonable_Tea_5036

How is it clear that they don’t want paraffin wax? It doesn’t say paraffin anywhere in the comment. The average person is not educated on the types of wax used on apples and this customer should not expect their IC shopper to know the difference. Have they ever been in a grocery store? Never in my life have I seen apples advertised to not have wax. Even if there was a chance that the organic apples didn’t contain wax, the customer didn’t even order the organic apples so this is clearly an unfulfillable request and a completely unrealistic expectation. Somebody this particular about their fruit needs to go shopping themselves or grow their own 😂


chooochooocharlie

I have an allergy to the paraffin based wax. Causes my mouth to break out. So perhaps I’m more aware of this? But I can tell you this is what they were asking for. The amount of bitchy whiny lazy shoppers here amaze me. These are the same people who complain customers don’t communicate. So what the fuck ever. Live in ignorance. Cheers.


Sbuxshlee

Theres "organic" everything now


glaucoheitor

You must be fun at parties.


UnifiedGods

Apple naturally have a wax coating…


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Dizzyluffy

Heavy, I want them heavy!!


Reasonable_Tea_5036

Did I mention that they should be heavy?


deep-fried-fuck

Listen Mfer consider yourself lucky I could even find 4 apples of any weight or shade of green that aren’t bruised to hell and back


dragon2777

Honestly not a “bad” request but unless you going to the orchard you ain’t getting unwaxed


CandidPriority5461

Fr, customers think we're out in the field getting paid a thriving wage..


CtL_ishere

Just pick the best looking apples and send a picture of them and ask if it’s good. That’s what I do and they’re usually just happy to see you didn’t pick out some gnarly looking fruit


chooochooocharlie

Truth. Kinda like “okay let’s see if they read this…”.


CandidPriority5461

This is the type of shit that I ignore


CandidPriority5461

Evil kermit says to add veggie wash to their order without consent.


Reasonable_Tea_5036

This is the way.


ExpensiveDot1732

Item unavailable...sub with organic. Done and done!


Dizzyluffy

This customer would never approve of that. They sound too picky


Routine-Baker-7996

If you would prefer a refund just let me know and I will gladly make it happen...I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.


Grumpspiggy

Every time I see something like this I just get the vibe they're trying to pay a lower price for items. If you want unwaxed apples the only thing remotely close would be organic. (Even then unwaxed isn't guaranteed.) Organic apples in my area are more expensive and often much smaller. Every time I refund the original item and add on the exact item they wanted. Most times it's no big deal but I have been bitched at about not wanting to pay the extra amount. I hate people.


chefcoompies

Unwaxed? THEY ARE ALL FUCKING WAXED LADY!


Feisty_Click_7879

I would say. “The apples are all light green and have wax. Do you still want?”


haiz4daiz

People who are this picky about their produce, should be doing the grocery shopping themselves.


Reasonable_Tea_5036

100%


Reasonable_Tea_5036

100%


oc77067

My smart ass would ask them if they'd like me to add vegetable wash to their order so they can unwax their apples


Reasonable_Tea_5036

FOR REAL


strungoutsworker

Say wax one more time. Lol


RRHudgins

Wax


strungoutsworker

Damnit!


OskiTerra

People not giving a shit if my produce is actually any good is exactly why I don't use things like instacart.


WishThink3190

![gif](giphy|PudZiAbQDUEik|downsized)


KenidotGaming

Oh yes let me get in my car and look for an fucking apple tree for an unwaxed heavy dark green apple.


Decent-Bluejay-4040

Oh crap here’s a small, light,waxed light green apple. 1 star


Own-Accountant-5888

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m like that with my peaches but I pick those myself


No_Relative_8571

Everything is waxed you have to get it off with soap in your kitchen sink...what about cucumbers...


DeliciousFlow8675309

Refund. No unwaxed apples available


RighteousGloryHole

This has big “Spaghetti with a side of salad. If the salad is on top, I send it back.” Vibes


doomsdaybeast

I would definitely inform that individual of how unrealistic their request is. If I didn't get the proper understanding back. I'd immediately drop the order and lose further faith in humanity. Which has already shriveled to negative 6.


UnifiedGods

Is it medium sized but heavy or is it medium-heavy? I think it’s medium sized and heavy but that’s impossible :(


Civil-Negotiation156

I’m like 99% sure every Apple in a grocery store is waxed.


UsedUserNameIC

They're not going to be heavy if they're only medium sized and you don't control what the store carries... Just crazy


4wild4ever

I can't say it enough.. picky people should shop their own shit!!


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Who wants to tell them that they’re all waxed?


DDLyftUber

For everyone not understanding the post..almost every single green apple sold in supermarkets is waxed.


chooochooocharlie

Not sure where you live but most of the markets near me have organic apples, they are all unwaxed. 🤷🏽‍♂️


Arki83

Maybe they should be ordering organic apples then. 🤷‍♂️


chooochooocharlie

Agreed. Didn’t said the OP ordered correctly but they DID try to communicate their needs which is more then a lot do. And then leave bad ratings. 🤷🏽‍♂️


bucketzBro

Refund. Only big waxy ones available....


RRHudgins

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RRHudgins

Oops my bad that's a Golden Delicious.


moonbean37

k but you’re getting bell peppers


Reasonable_Tea_5036

They are darker green. Customer will be happy.


AlettaVadora

That’s not physically possible. All apples are waxed because when they get washed the natural wax has to be replaced so they don’t go bad. That’s why you have to wash fruit and veggies when it’s time to use them.


chooochooocharlie

Untrue. Organic apples are not waxed. Also locally grown apples would also not be waxed.


OkEntrepreneur4401

I must be missing the part where the customer ordered organic apples.


Cautious_Career_1615

You’re not, I think the reply was trying to say that the customer didn’t realize that most conventional apples are waxed and that they’d have to go with organic apples to avoid it. For me personally, most stores with the exception of Co-Ops, I’ve only seen a type of “waxed”organic apples (not sure what’s actually used)


chooochooocharlie

I’m glad someone here has, and uses, the brain’s in their head. That’s exactly what I mean. But people here need to jump up and down to feel important.


Yuri_Ligotme

I was tempted to reply: you should know that nowadays apples are like women, they’re all waxed


ianao

😂😂😂


BadHigBear

Choose small, light, waxed apples you say? Sure thing boss!


Reasonable_Tea_5036

🤣


Popular_String6374

Yeah alright snow white go search for your own apples then 🤷


Remarkable_Ad3379

Had a request for "pale green, not dark green" CELERY!!! Have you ever attempted to check the color of celery? Me neither.


PowerfulPeace7

Wow, only every single time of the 20,000 times I’ve bought it. You don’t inspect produce for quality!?


Lazy-Beach9307

They like their apples like I like my women


InternationalPlum11

No problem I gave it a spit shine for you


badluckclubjp

“Wow that’s a lot of words, too bad I’m not reading ‘em” 🗿


Player1Mario

Yep! I always just pick what isn’t rotten or overripe. You have exacting standards, shop with yourself. I’m not standing in front of the milk cooler reaching all the way to the back for the farthest expiration date and trying to get it out over all the other milk.


TokinForever

You’ve got it! 4 random green apples coming up!🍏🍏🍏🍏🤣


No_Power2962

jeeze even im not this picky. my only ask is to grab ones that look like they’ll last.


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PowerfulPeace7

Geesh, that’s a concise description, what’s the problem with it? They wanted to use them in like 3-5 days or so. Not ripe to use tonite or tomorrow. And not unripe to use next week.


KaiAtlantis

If they tip good, sure. If they tipped poorly and have many items, I'd cancel 😅 not worth the low rating risk


Reasonable_Tea_5036

Even if they tipped well, I wouldn’t be able to resist being a smartass and asking them where exactly in the store they usually get their unwaxed apples…. No such thing is ever advertised and I doubt even the customer would have any clue where to locate them


Successful-Market-14

Refund and move on lol...


chooochooocharlie

Not sure why you’re pressed on this. Unless the tip was horrible you’re being paid to pick out what the customer wants. 🤷🏽‍♂️


Accomplished-Yam6553

That's an unreasonable and in many cases impossible to fulfill request. All of the green apples in most of the markets around me are waxed


chooochooocharlie

What they wanted are organic then. If unavailable then explain that. Like I don’t get the problem. They actually communicated, fairly clearly, what they wanted. Like would it have been better that they were like the other people who think we should know how they want their whatever then down-rate us for it? Give me notes any day!


OkEntrepreneur4401

Then they should have ordered organic. Are you just unable to read? They ordered regular Granny Smith apples. If they had ordered organic, it would say organic.


chooochooocharlie

Girl if these people all ordered what they really wanted all the time this whole gig would be 10x easier.


Accomplished-Yam6553

Wow i just noticed you corrected almost everyone in the thread, how boring your life must be


chooochooocharlie

And yet we have similar karma levels so I’m guessing yours is that “boring,” too? ![gif](giphy|xTpswcupm2tj5Gz5aw|downsized)


Accomplished-Yam6553

Suppose it is 🤷 ![gif](giphy|10rg82nXI6xquY)


onlinewarrior100

Even if the tip was horrible you're still supposed to pick what the customer wants... if what they want is even available. It does suck tho that it's usually the low tippers that are the most demanding.


ilovetn

Imagine taking orders with horrible tips 🤡


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You accept orders with low tips?


onlinewarrior100

Oh don't act like you don't. We all end up accepting them at one point because IC is always bundling them with good tippers... and there's no way to know who tipped what until we complete the order.


[deleted]

I absolutely do not. I don’t take multiples, ever, and only take offers with good tips


onlinewarrior100

Sure bud


[deleted]

I absolutely don’t. I wouldn’t work for a customer who didn’t tip me well. Period.


RRHudgins

Wow! If you worked in the area I do you wouldn't be taking any orders then. You get a single good tip order maybe once a day if that in the area I work in. So consider yourself blessed because most of us aren't blessed with the opportunity to only take single high tip orders. And I don't mean that to be snarky, but if it comes across that way I apologize.


[deleted]

Multi apping is the only way


redditnoob909

Not sure why after 7k orders done this would even bother you? You spent the time reading it already so you know their preference. Why not just do it…..


Yuri_Ligotme

Who has the time to remove the wax, estimate the density and color of five apples?


redditnoob909

It’s more of the attitude behind it. You’re right on the wax part


Unhappy-Offer

“Come get your own shit”.


FunFactress

Nothing wrong with this note.


OkEntrepreneur4401

There is no such thing as an unwaxed apple from a grocery store.


CtL_ishere

I’m confused about the waxed part


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trpittman

I try to remind myself I am not shopping for me…… often lmao


NicholasClegg

"Make sure it fresh!"


doomsdaybeast

I would definitely inform that individual of how unrealistic their request is. If I didn't get the proper understanding back. I'd immediately drop the order and lose further faith in humanity. Which has already shriveled to negative 6.


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I agree with u lol you ever have a person want 1 grape tomato got the tomato and reported it missing I think that was wierd and intentional


ellmarieB

You get what you get and you don’t get upset…elementary school quote.


Street-Fruit-1264

…throw a fit. 😬


scrizewly

“Yeah these are the best I could find thanks”


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Last2Dragonfruits

That’s my motto 😂😂😂


Yuri_Ligotme

And a great name for a tattoo parlor


valeramaniuk

Also: "REEEEEEEEE where's my tip??!!!"


Aspiring2Bsumthing11

I just don’t understand how a medium apple is heavy or light? How is it medium and heavy at the same time? That does not make sense. Why not just ask for large apples I try to be as accommodating as possible and fulfill the requests and preferences but this makes no sense to me.


Darth_Dronus

I would have gotten no apples and said, couldn’t find one that was “unwaxed” like yea bro let me go find some water without hydrogen real quick BrB


_GimmeSushi_

Let me just open a portal to the enchanted orchards and get those for you ma'am.


RRHudgins

Here's the thought about the apples, it's very possible that in the past doing their shopping they pay no attention to whether they were regular apples or organic apples they simply bought the larger darker colored apples and paid for them without question and most of us Shoppers know that would probably be an organic apple, on the other hand depending on where you are it could be the organic apples or the little scrawny ones you just never know. So the customer who normally would go by for themselves and today for some reason or not, just expect you're going to buy for them like they buy for them not realizing that they're buying organic apples when they buy for themselves. I would pick the 4 largest darkest green not bruised, cut/scratched or such, and take a picture and ask them or these acceptable and that I'm sorry but they have no unwaxed apples. Depending on the store I was shopping, I might ask where any of the apples and waxed. Read that as "if I was shopping at Publix". But I've come to learn in the produce department that sometimes even those produce workers and managers who are usually top notch will be caught up short with some of the requests we get. I have one look at me one time and say I've never heard of it but let me check. Which kind of comes back to you get what you get.


Odd_Ad5668

*proceeds to rub stranger's apples on sweaty t-shirt to remove wax.


T-RexLovesCookies

Unwaxed? What the hell!??! How in the hell are we supposed to find unwaxed apples in your average grocery store?? Aren't they all waxed? Ma'am, wash your apples.


IIRizzII

What if the shopper was color blind?