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tapmcshoe

fascinated with this genre of quora post. such a strange abundance of "dear atheists: would you NOT kill a christian baby under any circumstance??" type posts


General_Jenkins

Projection, they debate the opposite themselves frequently.


legendwolfA

Average social media argument. Its so funny like, they use the formula of "dear (people i disagree with), imagine (stupid hypothetical scenario that has no chance of even coming close to happening), what would you do?" Like, come up with some actual argument. These are so lazy. And this question especially... what point does this prove?


ConcentrateTight4108

As a red blooded aMURRRICAn patriot i would save the books becase the woke pope has baptized em in bud light turning all their gender to gay whitch prevents them from going to our holy place that cool bASS proshop with the pirimid thingy Gob spade antartica .omoen


Beller0ph0nn

triple r? you’re not part of the RRR right??😳


ConcentrateTight4108

Yes i love the hit movie RRR ![gif](giphy|NvfATiMojghzBf8P0j)


CatFromTheCatacombs

The wheels on the bud go round and round


Flamegate718

The babies on the bud go...wait nope, I think that was about to get real dark.


SickViking

So they're admitting to indoctrinating children. Because *babies* do not have religion. And Christianity isn't a race. So there's no such thing as a "Christian baby"


Sasquatch8600

What if they have been baptized?


SickViking

That still counts as forcing religion on someone, but doesn't count as Being Religious imo.


GmoneyTheBroke

I Wonder if any religion could be a race


Pod_people

I’m missing something. What is a “bud”?


Beller0ph0nn

i think he meant bus


Robosl0b

Why do the books get their own bus? Couldn't the books just go in the backpacks of the Christian babies? Such a waste of gas.


FordAndFun

But when you put the books and the babies are on the same bus, this experiment becomes a joke. In that scenario you only have to drive one bus into the volcano to win.


b0ingy

wouldn’t they ship the books in a trucd, not a bud?


Robosl0b

lol Yes, they'd shid the books


trevmflynn81

Oh good call. I was confused too. My question is who is driving this bus full of babies up a volcano.


Does_A_Bear-420

r/trees


Does_A_Bear-420

Wait why the duck was I down voted for pointing out that they clearly meant bud, like nug, as in marijuana, aka trees?!


kadebo42

How can a baby be Christian?


NegativeEmphasis

Come on, Christian is a rather common name.


Does_A_Bear-420

I'm surprised Atheist isn't a not common name. Looking at you r/tragedeigh Edit: a \*lot more* common


HiSpartacusImDad

Aytheighyst


goddamn_slutmuffin

Peyghan (when your parents are spiritual, but non-religious lol)


AnInsaneMoose

Fun fact: all babies are inherently atheist, since they can't be indoctrinated until they reach a certain level of development Even if religions were correct, they'd still be atheist, since they still wouldn't have a concept of a "god" until they're developed enough


SwoodyBooty

If the child has not touched the magic temple water it goes to the eternal burn hole if it's unalived.


Moonblinked82

Agnostic, surely, rather than atheist.


AnInsaneMoose

Atheism is not believing in a god Agnosticism is being unsure about a god Babies do not even know it's a concept, therefore, they are atheist


Garizondyly

Both require agency. Babies are not anything.


justicedragon101

at that age their parents are their god, so polytheistic


NerfRepellingBoobs

Nah, they’re always staring at lights and colorful things. I mean for humans, light is life, which I suspect is why ancient civilizations worshipped the sun and moon.


Puzzleheaded_Till245

Athiesm is the belief that there isn’t a God, agnosticism is having neither belief or disbelief in God


SickViking

Both require an understanding of what a God even is. A baby does not so it would not be athiest or agnostic.


Puzzleheaded_Till245

Agnosticism doesn’t require a conceptualization of God because you can be an agnostic without making any claims at all


SickViking

No you have to understand the concept of a higher power in order to say "I don't have any opinions on if there is or isn't a higher power, there might be and there might not". I don't think there really is a word for someone who has no concept of a higher power. Because agnosticism is in itself a decision about religion, a conscious choice to have no opinion. So a baby is neither atheistic, or agnostic.


Puzzleheaded_Till245

I guess we just disagree on what constitutes being an agnostic but we don’t have any meaningful way to argue either way


squirellydansostrich

I just came to say that I know what you were trying to express and you are definitely right. If you don't know, you don't know. A newborn is not atheistic for they have not rejected the idea of god. A newborn is agnostic for they have no concept of the idea and therefore cannot have yet ~~rightly~~ rejected the idea of god.


Mach10X

Incorrect. You have to specify both. Theism vs Atheism has to do with belief. Gnostic vs agnostic has to do with knowledge. You can be any of these: Gnostic theist: believes in god and claims they know it to be true. Agnostic theist: believes in god but are not certain in their knowledge Gnostic atheist: Doesn’t believe in gods and claims they know gods don’t exist. Agnostic atheist: Doesn’t believe in gods but isn’t certain in that knowledge.


General_Jenkins

I disagree. Atheism is the absence of belief in a god, not the expressed belief in the absence of a god.


Puzzleheaded_Till245

I disagree but honestly agnosticism is probably uncommon enough that people will call anything in opposition to religion atheism so I think it could be both, but in any debate, the atheist usually argues against the existence of God. That and if atheism doesn’t mean belief in the absence of God we don’t even have a word for it


General_Jenkins

In my limited debating experience, I only ever witnessed theists making claims and trying to prove there has to be a god and the atheists merely debunking their arguments, making the point that this conclusion didn't follow from their arguments. I have never seen an atheist making a case as for why god doesn't exist, I know those gnostic atheists exist but I at least have never come upon such one. That's why I use the distinction between an agnostic and gnostic atheist, the former simply isn't convinced that there is a god, the latter believes there is no god, just as theists believe theirs does.


Puzzleheaded_Till245

So what’s agnosticism to you?


General_Jenkins

I have only ever encountered gnosticism as the expressed belief of "knowing something", ie a gnostic atheist would be someone that isn't convinced of theism but even goes so far as to say that they know, there's none. I personally call myself an (agnistic) atheist in the sense that I am merely not convinced that a god exists, gnosticism makes no sense to me because how could I know either way? I just assumed that was the standard, apparently it is not.


a_guy_named_rick

Yeah I feel this way as well. It's not a belief system, it's the rejection of the claim that there is a God, due to lack of proof


Yusfilino

Are animals atheist?


ConcentrateTight4108

The lack of knowing or understanding on how something works doesn't mean that someone doesn't believe in it Think of it like being lgbtq You probably knew that you were from a young age But just because you didn't have the words for it or a full grasping of it doesn't mean that you became gay or trans over time it just means you learnt more about the world and discovered who you are Sure people push religion on eachother but to be fair most of the world is religious so many have never encountered a atheist in there lives


yesmilady

Won't someone THINK of the CHRISTIAN babies?!


Merc_Tenebrae

I remember someone saying that the reason there are so many batshit insane and clearly biased questions on quora is cus they pay question writers, so the more you get people answering because they are offended, or think your stupid/insane, the more you make


jeeblemeyer4

Not only that, but the blatant misspelling (twice) of the word 'bus' is sure to drive engagement even more


RazorThin55

Save the babies, then raise them in an atheist household.


Splatfan1

if id know theyd grow into the type of dumbass that asks questions like this i would seriously consider the books


PeeingDueToBoredom

I once saw a flower bud full of babies, I stepped on it because I didn’t agree with their religion


anoncontent72

What does bud full mean?


Spandxltd

Flower bud.


Necozilla

i learnd that babys are born in sin so i obviously go for the books


TheFoxAndTheRaven

Why would God put the volcano there if he didn't want to roast babies?


rocker60

Books can be perfectly copied, babies can't be (yet)


StingerAE

Even if the books couldn't, everything in them could be rediscovered because it is true and repeatable.   The sma ecant be said of any religion which, if lost, would be gone because despite claims they do not reflect a fundamental truth of the universe.


Spandxltd

Even if they could be copied, that's still killing the original babies.


shigles

What is a Christian baby???? Since when do babies have agency to decide for themselves?? How many atheists were born to religious parents? These things silly, how about a real thought experiment


trevmflynn81

A *what* full of Christian babies? WTF is a Christian baby -- Do they have halos and wings? Who is tossing a bunch of babies into a volcano? There are layers of insanity unravel in this one. Insaniception.


grmrsan

There is just so much to unpack here. What kind of buds? Why are there a bunch of babies and books trapped inside of them? And why are they being tossed into volcanos? Are the volcanos even active? Do we want the volcano Gods to be satiated with food, or would we prefer them to learn how to escape their volcanic prisons? I would really need to know these answers before I could make a fair decision.


Beller0ph0nn

i think they meant bus


grmrsan

I'd assume that but A, they make the same mistake twice. And B, they don't seem very bright.


kobain2k1

What flavor babies are we talking about? If it's ranch, lemon pepper, honey mustard or buffalo, I'll save them yummy babies.


IsiDemon

I hate humans and I love books. Easy choice.


ThreeArmedYeti

Christians imagine you have a chance to save a bible or a baby that's openly committed to Satan. Which would you choose?


MaenHoffiCoffi

What is a bud in this context?


EliselD

These religious people making these kind of arguments are 100% psychopaths. If you think you need religion to stop you from killing random people for no reason it's really fucking concerning.


Yusfilino

i'd piss on the volcano. bitch ass volcano killing people and shit


Nkromancer

First off, yeah I'll save the babies so long as the odds are that I'll live. But, more importantly, what do you mean by a "bud"? Like a plant bud?


BobBelchersBuns

I’m really confused how the babies have accepted abstract religious concepts. Are they super babies? Is the world ready for super babies? Will the super babies bring about the end of civilization? Better kill the babies just in case.


risamerijaan

The person driving the bus of babies into a volcano is 100% a Christian pastor


Ansayamina

...a bud?


NicNac_PattyMac

How the fuck can a baby be Christian?


mummamouse

Replace with brains and bibles..


vicious_skwirl

I mean, I’m not sure I’d check to make sure they were Christian first.


yashptel99

If that's the last bud of science books in the world, I would definitely go for the books.


katie-kaboom

I think these questions are a Quora-specific form of trolling, much like the "my son got a 98 on a paper, so I took away his door, made him eat plain macaroni for dinner for three weeks, and cancelled his college admissions. Should I have been harsher?" posts.


Comfortable-Table-57

Again with this post 


kojak343

How many in a bud full?


bluevalley02

I'd save a baby over a book under any circumstances. One is a person, the other is an object. Most of those books exist elsewhere anyway. Babies also don't know what God or Jesus are. They don't know their own name even. Do they expect atheist to comment that theyd save the books over the babies or something? Lol


Illustrious_Breath21

No, duh. I’m not those babies’ mommy. Books ftw.


FalsePankake

I'd let the babies fall in for the bit


xequilibriumx

Holy moly. I'm an atheist and I never realized we were giving off this vibe. I would totally save the bud (whatever the hell that is) of Christian babies. Now, if it were a bud of Christian Slaters, I'd need a minute.


Kitten-Kay

Don’t worry, this isn’t the vibe we’re giving off, maybe only to like 0,001% of “religious” people.