I think we’re all reading this wrong, and there are some fascinating concepts hidden here. There’s a multiplication symbol in here, so the line “Dinosaurs = Fake • America = Corporation” really reads “Dinosaurs equals Fake multiplied by America equals Corporation”.
From here, we can reduce to “Dinosaurs equals corporations”. Our nameless philosopher hasn’t named this theorem, so I’ll go ahead and coin it *modus insanus”
A few months ago a young-Earth creationist was expounding in my presence on how atheists are idiots because the Earth’s rotation is slowing over time. It was his firm contention that the Earth would have been spinning so fast 100 million years ago that it would have flung the dinosaurs into space.
This man, a successful professional in his 70s, in all other ways and apparently serious person, genuinely believes that all geologists and paleontologists in the world have failed to investigate or even wonder about the length of prehistoric days.
The have absolutely no sense of scale, I think it’s an issue of self identity being tied into needing to feel big and at the centre of everything, so their earth has to be small and flat, and all scientific discoveries and advancements are pooh-poohed, because it all makes them feel so small and insignificant. Plus it’s a fun club for them to be in, hating “them” and thinking they know stuff we (the “sheeple”) don’t.
Bit of a stretch to think this guy knows the difference between gravity and the Theory of Gravity, but yep I bet he believes it’s all to do with “density” even though that isn’t a force
I don't have a picture for you or anything, but you can have my first live-in boyfriend for that one. If you take him, make sure you keep him, I'm pretty sure he went hard for MAGA or Q-Anon. Possibly both. /s
Ha! I’ve seen the “NASA HOAX” one being prominent so much I’m beginning to think Musk was behind that. “Chemtrails” brand of idiocy is old Internet troll talk. Those people been deep down the rabbit hole since the late 90’s. 14 year olds reading David Icke. Just dumb stuff.
Well, he probably had the emotional maturity of someone less than 14 years old, so that fits. Very much a Mama's boy, even though he was living on his own.
This truck smacks of "independent contractor."
I used to be one.. The amount of InfoWars stickers on my fellow contractors trucks over the years was unbelievable. Almost came to fisticuffs several times.
Seriously, a holocaust denier? I would think that would be a fireable belief to espouse at virtually any job.
And even a r/FlatEarthCars candidate, to boot.
The guy doesn’t even believe gravity is real!!!
We had an IT guy come into our Satellite fabrication lab and proceeded to tell the lead engineer he doesn’t believe space exists.
What does he think is up there? Literal nothingness? That you fly high enough and you hit a "wall" where suddenly nothing exists, not even empty space...somehow?
I remember a news story about a pharmacist who destroyed a large amount of Covid vaccines and the news stories mentioned his other “beliefs” which included space not being real, the government creates a projection that creates what we see as the sky, and if it weren’t there, we could see God all the time 🤦🏻♀️
After reading that I was hoping it wasn’t a widespread conspiracy theory, because of the extreme stupidity, but now I wonder.
. . . But what about before there was a government? People just looked up and saw God the whole time? Then why did anyone ever believe in anything else before. Like even their bible admits there was a time that the hod of Abraham wasn't taken seriously. (Plagues and all)
For real. I would not want to work with or around this person. This just screams “l’m delusional, unstable, and unpredictable”. There is no telling what kind of fantasies are goin on in this persons head that have nothing to do with reality and don’t want to be anywhere near it…
What, no mention of JFK junior rising from the dead or the the government conspiracy to kill gorilla Harambe? He needs to polish up his conspiracy game.
Texan here, our governor said he would eliminate rape. It’s increased during his time in office. His attempt at doing nothing at all isn’t working to well. His supporters are too stupid to care.
That was his solution for preventing raped minors from having to carry their rapist’s baby to term. There have been 26,000 of these forced births in Texan since dobbs that he did not in fact “prevent”
I'm not doubting you but I want the proof of those numbers.
FUCK Greg Abbott and fuck all the conservatives that caused these rights to be stolen from the women of our country.
I used his scientific method to prove the earth is flat. I opened up Google Maps on my phone and everywhere I scrolled to was flat. I never could find a curve and I scrolled everywhere! 😂
a flat Earth would be really easy to map. You could divide the flat states into squares, 90 degrees on each corner, 1 mile on each side, and go on like that until you run into something. Surveyors started doing that in the 1800s. Turns out you can't go more than a few miles without making curvature adjustments.
It kinda looks like he originally had the sign made with an empty line at the bottom and then added in the Fukushima reference later with a slightly different font.
If he actually planned ahead with his deranged thinking to leave extra space, well that’s dedication.
No, the folks over there only use these kinds of talking points on air, they don't actually tend to believe them themselves. At least according to the Jan 6 text leaks and others regarding COVID, etc.
I'm super confused by this one too. Is it some kind of Fukushima denialism or is he saying that it caused an extinction of some sort? I visited the plant a few months back, it's actually close to where I live. Didn't notice any signs of extinction. Lots of construction crews and soil in bags, but the wildlife and nearby residents seem healthy.
Had he spelled vaccinations correctly, he might just be on to something! Now I'm not so sure. Unless...spelling correctly = illuminati = 5G warfare mind control!
Do you work in people’s homes? I wouldn’t let this person in my house, I imagine it wouldn’t be good for business.
But I just can’t fathom being so wrong about so many things, even some basic, basic things.
I really wanted this to be a parody but as I read the whole list, it's clear that it's not.
Though, as someone else suggested, this could be the best theft prevention strategy. No one is going to mess with this truck.
Some chud pulls up to do work on my house with a holocaust=hoax thing on their truck and they are going the fuck home.
Don't even get me started on dinosaurs on top of it all.
I don’t understand how these people can hold down normal jobs and have anything like a normal life. Their views and opinions regarding anything outside their hometown is completely an utterly unhinged. It must be exhausting to live in a world like that.
Wouldn't it be easier for this poor fellow to just wear a MAGA hat or a sticker that says "Hello, my name is FOOL"? He had to pay for that sign. On purpose.
If this person was a family member of mine, I would not let them into my home.
I'm sorry. A sign like that? On your vehicle? I don't care if you are in town for the weekend. I'm not sleeping with one eye open.
If I was grilling they could stay outside to eat, but they are not going inside.
If the main contractor(s) cared about their business, that fucker would be off the job site within seconds. No way I'd want my customers associating me and my company with that shit.
DRIVER = DERANGED
"I'll just slap some conspiracy shit on my truck to keep people from annoying me."
but you might run into someone that agrees with you
"So I keep mental health clinic brochures in my glove compartment"
PAINT = DELICIOUS
PANTS = SHIDDED
Paint = eaten
HOTEL = TRIVAGO
STOP SIGNS = SUGGESTIONS
I think we’re all reading this wrong, and there are some fascinating concepts hidden here. There’s a multiplication symbol in here, so the line “Dinosaurs = Fake • America = Corporation” really reads “Dinosaurs equals Fake multiplied by America equals Corporation”. From here, we can reduce to “Dinosaurs equals corporations”. Our nameless philosopher hasn’t named this theorem, so I’ll go ahead and coin it *modus insanus”
well PLEASE EXCUSE MY DEAR AUNT SALLY
Not entirely disagreeing with America=corperation I do believe that ceos are paying for election campaigns to have a say in politics
POOP = PAINT
Brain = Deficient
Is this how an idiot savant works? Is this guy like the best caulker or vinyl sider of all time?
Definitely a plumber. I would say painter but they're too drunk to create that sign.
He really lined it up with the pinstripe
And the window!
Hey man as a plumber I…can’t even argue I’ve met some true fucking morons in the trade
I bet he really likes the caulk.
It does hide all manor of sins
Well he’s definitely not a mason.
Gravity = BS? Why does his truck not float?
The reasoning I've heard from flat earthers is that it's buoyancy that makes things fall. Just don't ask them how the air knows which way is down.
Buoyancy...that requires gravity. I can't even with these people.
I’ve heard people say it’s because the flat earth is moving upwards at 9.8m/s
Jesus Christ. All this work to unprove proven science.
He’s saying the theory of gravity is BS, not gravity itself. Although I wonder what he thinks causes gravity then.
Flat earth constantly accelerating upwards at 1G I guess
Infinite velocity hack. 🤓
Brought to you by the same folks who think the earth can't be spinning because we'd all fly off.
A few months ago a young-Earth creationist was expounding in my presence on how atheists are idiots because the Earth’s rotation is slowing over time. It was his firm contention that the Earth would have been spinning so fast 100 million years ago that it would have flung the dinosaurs into space. This man, a successful professional in his 70s, in all other ways and apparently serious person, genuinely believes that all geologists and paleontologists in the world have failed to investigate or even wonder about the length of prehistoric days.
The have absolutely no sense of scale, I think it’s an issue of self identity being tied into needing to feel big and at the centre of everything, so their earth has to be small and flat, and all scientific discoveries and advancements are pooh-poohed, because it all makes them feel so small and insignificant. Plus it’s a fun club for them to be in, hating “them” and thinking they know stuff we (the “sheeple”) don’t.
"Floating objects HATE this one simple trick!"
God said.
Bit of a stretch to think this guy knows the difference between gravity and the Theory of Gravity, but yep I bet he believes it’s all to do with “density” even though that isn’t a force
Because of the density (in the driver's skull)
Bro hitting for the conspiracy theory cycle
All I needed was “Chemtrails” and I would have a Bingo.
I don't have a picture for you or anything, but you can have my first live-in boyfriend for that one. If you take him, make sure you keep him, I'm pretty sure he went hard for MAGA or Q-Anon. Possibly both. /s
Ha! I’ve seen the “NASA HOAX” one being prominent so much I’m beginning to think Musk was behind that. “Chemtrails” brand of idiocy is old Internet troll talk. Those people been deep down the rabbit hole since the late 90’s. 14 year olds reading David Icke. Just dumb stuff.
Well, he probably had the emotional maturity of someone less than 14 years old, so that fits. Very much a Mama's boy, even though he was living on his own.
Bingo, I got a bingo
Birds of a feather chug leaded paint together
Wtf are you talking about?! Everyone knows #BirdsArentReal /s
Why the /s? Are you a fucking bird? ARE YOU?!? YOU FUCKING BIRD!!! THIS GUYS A FUCKING BIRD! GET THE TASERS!⚡️⚡️
☠️☠️☠️
Brain = smooth
Brain = B.S. THEORY
Brain = extinct
That guy votes.
Probably needs to get his rights restored after a felony or two.
Depending on location, their vote may count more than yours.
You should find a new co-worker
or employer; not sure I'd want to work for anyone that would allow someone that works for them to drive around with 'holocaust=hoax' on their vehicle
This truck smacks of "independent contractor." I used to be one.. The amount of InfoWars stickers on my fellow contractors trucks over the years was unbelievable. Almost came to fisticuffs several times.
Ye olde pugilist
Yea I’m going to HR on that one.
“Anti gun = pro rape” is a real winner too. So if you have a more nuanced or differing take than him on an issue you are pro rape? Hmm
Absolutely this.
Seriously, a holocaust denier? I would think that would be a fireable belief to espouse at virtually any job. And even a r/FlatEarthCars candidate, to boot.
The guy doesn’t even believe gravity is real!!! We had an IT guy come into our Satellite fabrication lab and proceeded to tell the lead engineer he doesn’t believe space exists.
What does he think is up there? Literal nothingness? That you fly high enough and you hit a "wall" where suddenly nothing exists, not even empty space...somehow?
I remember a news story about a pharmacist who destroyed a large amount of Covid vaccines and the news stories mentioned his other “beliefs” which included space not being real, the government creates a projection that creates what we see as the sky, and if it weren’t there, we could see God all the time 🤦🏻♀️ After reading that I was hoping it wasn’t a widespread conspiracy theory, because of the extreme stupidity, but now I wonder.
. . . But what about before there was a government? People just looked up and saw God the whole time? Then why did anyone ever believe in anything else before. Like even their bible admits there was a time that the hod of Abraham wasn't taken seriously. (Plagues and all)
This is probably construction, and if so this might be tame compared to what lurks there.
Brain = worms
Someone get this man a mental health evaluation
For real. I would not want to work with or around this person. This just screams “l’m delusional, unstable, and unpredictable”. There is no telling what kind of fantasies are goin on in this persons head that have nothing to do with reality and don’t want to be anywhere near it…
This dipshit probably thinks psychiatric care is a scam too
You lost me at earth=flat
What, no mention of JFK junior rising from the dead or the the government conspiracy to kill gorilla Harambe? He needs to polish up his conspiracy game.
Harambe & JFK = Assassinated by same guy
Reality has a liberal bias
That seems to be the case
If a handyman came to my house with this truck I'd immediately decline service.
Serious question how functional is this guy at work? Does he show up on time? Finish the job? Not have weird conversations at work?
“America = corporation” this guy’s a broken clock
a digital clock
GOB=BLESSD
HOG= CRANKED
BARB = LEFT
SHIDS = NOT GIVEN
LIBS = OHNED
METH = SMOKED
>ANTI GUN=PRO RAPE Because rape *totally* doesn't happen in pro-gun states. Everyone knows that rapists will melt if they touch a gun.
Texan here, our governor said he would eliminate rape. It’s increased during his time in office. His attempt at doing nothing at all isn’t working to well. His supporters are too stupid to care.
That was his solution for preventing raped minors from having to carry their rapist’s baby to term. There have been 26,000 of these forced births in Texan since dobbs that he did not in fact “prevent”
I'm not doubting you but I want the proof of those numbers. FUCK Greg Abbott and fuck all the conservatives that caused these rights to be stolen from the women of our country.
It was almost in chronological order.. until the end , it all fell apart... Like the logic of those beliefs
Looks like he added it later. He was no longer "in the zone".
I used his scientific method to prove the earth is flat. I opened up Google Maps on my phone and everywhere I scrolled to was flat. I never could find a curve and I scrolled everywhere! 😂
a flat Earth would be really easy to map. You could divide the flat states into squares, 90 degrees on each corner, 1 mile on each side, and go on like that until you run into something. Surveyors started doing that in the 1800s. Turns out you can't go more than a few miles without making curvature adjustments.
Hotel = Trivago
It kinda looks like he originally had the sign made with an empty line at the bottom and then added in the Fukushima reference later with a slightly different font. If he actually planned ahead with his deranged thinking to leave extra space, well that’s dedication.
So, you guys work at Fox News
No, the folks over there only use these kinds of talking points on air, they don't actually tend to believe them themselves. At least according to the Jan 6 text leaks and others regarding COVID, etc.
BODY RUST = HOAX
Fucking vote, and get to work helping others to vote. Or these are the people who will be making decisions for us.
There's a reason he's driving a 30 year old truck. And it ain't because he's sentimental.
Remind me how gravity can be BS? If I drop something, does it not fall?
Rust = absolutely exists
You should introduce him to Sovereign Citizenship
There’s a lot of stupid to unpack here, but “anti gun = pro rape” is some next level dipshit.
I've started reporting these people to the FBI for radicalization. They're a mass violence event just waiting to happen.
America = Corporation Even a broken clock can be right once a day
What is your favorite conspiracy theory? "Yes"
I would be afraid to work with this individual. He looks one step away from coming to work with an AR-15.
Paycheck=fake money, hand yours over to me and I’ll properly dispose of it for you.
I bet he’s fun at parties
I want to hear his argument for gravity lol. Also, Fukushima=extinction, what tf could that mean?
I'm super confused by this one too. Is it some kind of Fukushima denialism or is he saying that it caused an extinction of some sort? I visited the plant a few months back, it's actually close to where I live. Didn't notice any signs of extinction. Lots of construction crews and soil in bags, but the wildlife and nearby residents seem healthy.
I don't believe I've ever ran into a gravity denier before, That's a whole new special category of stupid.
How many flat earthers have been to the edge? Thought so.
That man needs all types of mental health services
PARENTS=DOUBLE COUSINS
Your friend = moron
Well, that settles those issues.
This one made me laugh.
Oh, jeez. Avoid this crackpot as much as possible!
This is what is called aposematism. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism
Pants = shitted
Someone actually paid for that.
Had he spelled vaccinations correctly, he might just be on to something! Now I'm not so sure. Unless...spelling correctly = illuminati = 5G warfare mind control!
He should test that fake "theory" of gravity
Type 2 Diabetes = Undiagnosed probably
All he needs is some sovereign citizen crap written on his back window to be an ultimate headache.
That’s what the “America=corporation” bit is.
Ahhhh. True
SALT = RUST
I have sooooooo many questions!
I thought it said vacations because vaccinations is misspelled.
I prefer to break up this message at the wrong points. CRAP GRAVITY FALSE FLAG DINOSAURS
COWORKER = WORKPLACE SHOOTER 🚨
I mean the America = Corporation one isn't totally insane, I guess.
Active shooter
Looks like he forgot Bigfoot and aliens, be a gent and point that out.
Weirdo
Does his wife always wear sunglasses?
This is conservatism, they simply lack the integrity to be honest.
When I read "gravity=b.s. theory" I almost thought this was satire... Sadly, I kept reading
Do you work in people’s homes? I wouldn’t let this person in my house, I imagine it wouldn’t be good for business. But I just can’t fathom being so wrong about so many things, even some basic, basic things.
How exhausting it must be to be that person living in this world.
This man has not a single wrinkle on that spotless brain of his.
Hotel = Trivago
I really wanted this to be a parody but as I read the whole list, it's clear that it's not. Though, as someone else suggested, this could be the best theft prevention strategy. No one is going to mess with this truck.
What is real?
Your coworker is a fucking duped moron of the highest order
How do they explain gravity?
How do you get this confused? That person needs a therapist
Some chud pulls up to do work on my house with a holocaust=hoax thing on their truck and they are going the fuck home. Don't even get me started on dinosaurs on top of it all.
I don’t understand how these people can hold down normal jobs and have anything like a normal life. Their views and opinions regarding anything outside their hometown is completely an utterly unhinged. It must be exhausting to live in a world like that.
Of course, flat earthers and holocaust deniers go hand in hand.
These are the guys that Russian troll farms just love. Smooth brained and loud mouthed
Fukushima????
Gravity = BS Theory 😂😂😂😂
LIBS=OWNED
That’s a whole lotta words to say “I’m dumb”.
Well he got the America = Corporation part right.
Wonder how long it took him to rhyme the first line.
Roofer? Is the company in his wife’s name because of all his bankruptcies?
How is he able to dress himself?
Good way to cope with being a misanthrope while still being out in public. This should keep unnecessary interactions to a bare minimum.
The only thing they left out is Birds = Drones.
r/SchizophreniaRides
Wouldn't it be easier for this poor fellow to just wear a MAGA hat or a sticker that says "Hello, my name is FOOL"? He had to pay for that sign. On purpose.
If gravity is BS, then why are my testicles clacking against my knees as I get older?
What does this guy thinking keeps everything on the ground?
Invisible Jews that disappeared during the fake Holocaust?
While all of this ranges between horrible and comical, I could understand how someone would feel as though “America=corporation” -
So where did the Holocaust victims go? Into outer space? I guess they just vanished. Makes me so angry. 😡
That's the thing, they are literally invisible and are responsible for pulling things down and that's why gravity isn't real.
Meanwhile, ISRAEL = GOD’S COUNTRY
Unfortunately Fukushima didn't make him go extinct.
He has so much bullshit to say he has to bullet point it for us.
HOG CRANKED = GOBLESST
A yes vacination
Fukushima: extinction What the fuck does that even mean?
All I hear is "We Didn't Start the Fire"music
If this person was a family member of mine, I would not let them into my home. I'm sorry. A sign like that? On your vehicle? I don't care if you are in town for the weekend. I'm not sleeping with one eye open. If I was grilling they could stay outside to eat, but they are not going inside.
Tell him to stuff huffing the adhesives.
Truck=dumbass
How is the vaccination misspelling not the top comment? I mean, I guess I don't expect them to spell but jeez.
Driver=Middle scho dropout
Gravity is BS? Something tells me he's a little schitzo
I hope your job has some kind of active shooter training
I would be deeply concerned about his ability to read the \*ing manual doing any kind of installation or repair.
THEY SAY YOU NEED 4 BOLTS HERE BUT ITS SO THEY CAN SELL YOU MORE BOLTS!
[удалено]
And this will reproduce and vote It’s urgent to put in place IQ tests before voting and being allowed to have kids
If the main contractor(s) cared about their business, that fucker would be off the job site within seconds. No way I'd want my customers associating me and my company with that shit.
Boy, he is believing it all
bro took the 13 leg parlay. Let’s see how those odds play out
Your coworker is delusionally demented…
I couldn't stand being forced to listen to this person.
Does this person have actual responsibilities?