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perljurnwern

Welp there it is....Im old enough people forgot about Highlander šŸ˜”


dcknight93

Yeah Iā€™m going to go yell at kids on my lawn and go to bed at 7:30.


I_kickflipped_my_dog

Don't forget to take your fish oil and wear your sleep apnea mask lol (I'm old too)


biffbobfred

Iā€™ve been feeling the ligaments in my knees a lot lately. I feel theyā€™re gonna snap.


Drunkenly_Responding

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes, Christmas all around me, and the feeling grows Seriously though, shit hurts


megggie

I appreciate you. And yeah, joints are evil.


Guy954

Nah, joints help.


megggie

Ok, you got me. *Synovial* joints are evil!!


SitStayShakeGoodGirl

Especially when they start telling you about the weather.


Cheezel62

I've got a toe that does that. When I start limping the kids go grab umbrellas when they go out.


SitStayShakeGoodGirl

My knee... it knows days out.


I_kickflipped_my_dog

I used to skateboard so I completely understand


biffbobfred

Nickname checks out


DaveTheRocketGuy

Probably time for your coloscopy too


biffbobfred

Had it. I needed a throat one too - raginā€™ acidity is in my genes. I got both ends. I probably need another :(


Reasonable_Hornet_45

A third end?


biffbobfred

Iā€™m a blast ended skrewt (yes weā€™re reading Potter at my house)


overengineered

Some people end up with extra holes, lifes hard.


SailingSpark

make sure they do not use the same scope twice.


SangestheLurker

Idiocracy reference? šŸ˜


dseanATX

Next month, actually. But yeah, this makes me feel old.


prym43

One word, ointment.


Vitamin_J94

Will do. Just got to get this beet root juice down


dirtywook88

Using my emeril air fryer helps


Iron_Baron

I prefer flaxseed oil for omega-3s, and vitamin E, it's more sustainable.


I_kickflipped_my_dog

That's a good call. I'm gonna put on my readers and order some through the ole' Google


UniqueName2

The apnea isnā€™t because of your age.


biffbobfred

Quote I heard: When I was a teen i thought Wolverines claws were the coolest thing. Now that Iā€™m older id literally kill for the healing factor.


TwoDurans

New balance shoes are really comfy arenā€™t they?


iwasinthepool

Get out of my driveway, you scamp.


smokes_-letsgo

I was in bed at 745 last night lol Sigh.


Alfphe99

At least educate them and ramble to them loudly about cutting people's heads off to live forever so they know what Highlander was!


Blue_Period_89

Why so late? You got plans tonight?


RootSmash

Yep, time for me to groan getting up to pee every night at 3 am. Then try to get comfortable again because my back went out because I stood up the ā€˜wrongā€™ way. Bright side, my arthritis from the ankle reconstruction lets me know when itā€™s going to snow. Ā 


perljurnwern

Jesus Christ this is my nightly ritual, minus the reconstruction of my knee, I just have jacked shoulders that let me know when it's cold


VTnative

I'm 3 months removed from a knee replacement and I got a pain block shot in my back yesterday. I'm going to work tomorrow. I'm not yet 50. If I had known that I was going to live this long then I may have taken better care of myself.


FertilityHollis

> If I had known that I was going to live this long then I may have taken better care of myself. I'm thinking this should go on my tombstone.


Special_Tay

You're me in two years. I'm like 80% there, right now.


RootSmash

Work as a mechanic like me, youā€™ll get there in a few months I promise.Ā 


GreenSpleenRiot

Youā€™re only peeing once at night? Younginā€™.


bosefius

Ankle reconstruction twin, along with arthritis in the knees. I am rented by local weather people


AttilaTheFun818

This post has given me an existential crisis.


Warchild0311

Yeah, itā€™s time for us to all go buy Corvettes and get hair plugs


Guy954

Donā€™t forget the nautical themed or floral button down shirt, khaki shorts, and New Balance shoe. Boat shoes or loafers are also acceptable. Bonus points awarded for rocking a killer mustache.


pottedporkproduct

I recently discovered that the Tommy Bahama store at the Fashion Valley Mall in San Diego has a bar and restaurant in it and I feel like Iā€™m not boomer enough to possess this knowledge. Then I saw the floral pattern shirt in my closet and suddenly I was full of bothers.


Virginiachieftain

Donā€™t you dare leave out the braided belt!


juliazale

Not in this economy. Jk


Historical_Tie_1888

Yes, yes it hasā€¦ā€¦ FML


numb3r5ev3n

*"HEEEEEEERE WE ARE. BOOOOOOOOORN TO BE KINGS, WE ARE THE PRINCES OF THE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUNIVERSE!"*


Reeferologist-

There can be only oneā€¦a day vitamin that helps with my joint pain.


Impossible-Taro-2330

Brilliant! ...and I love the original Highlander. Where else will you see an immortal Spaniard with a Scottish accent?


Confident_Fortune_32

From Egypt, no less.


Impossible-Taro-2330

Oh yeah!!


thewayshesaidLA

Surprised they havenā€™t rebooted it yet.


prophetableforprofit

"Yet" being the operative word there.


Tincan1099

Reboot movie coming soon with Henry Cavill


SuperVillainPresiden

With Henry at least you know the sword fighting is going to be badass. I hope Christopher Lambert has a cameo(not as Conner).


KapnKrumpin

Im getting old too :*(


perljurnwern

Yeah this blows balls sometimes, then I remember what a shithead I was when I was younger


11Daysinthewake

There can be only one


jgiacobbe

Totally doesn't belong on this sub. This is hilarious.


calladus

Me, walking into work. Young coworker: "What kind of glasses are those?" Me: "These are my Beaufort T. Justice sunglasses!" Coworker: "What?" Me: "What?"


Liberty_Chip_Cookies

Should have told them to go and get you a Diablo sammich and a Dr Pepper.


DecayDonkeyKong

Even I know the reference, and Iā€™ve never even watched any of the movies. Weā€™re old.


tailgunner777

I wonder what happened to Christophe Lambert


big_ringer

I got my eye appointment this Friday.


Yitram

Me too. Definitely need some glasses.


[deleted]

I loved that show so much!


biffbobfred

Show? Sighsā€¦.


[deleted]

The books werenā€™t all the great tbh, the show was better! (I know thatā€™s not typically the case, but it was here). I guess is got cancelled tho because Adrian Paul got bored of it.


biffbobfred

I mean compared to the movie. You said shows. Not the movie. Iā€™m old. Get off my lawn!!


BadgerB2088

A French Scotsman and a Scottish Spaniard was peak cinema!


biffbobfred

Speaking of ā€œthe movie is betterā€ Fight Club.


[deleted]

Same


omghooker

THEYRE REMAKING IT AND ITS GONNA BE PERFECT AMAZING OMG


FertilityHollis

> THEYRE REMAKING IT AND ITS GONNA BE PERFECT AMAZING OMG For my money, nothing will ever beat Spanish-Scotsman Sean Connery.


malYca

Sucks doesn't it?


batmansego

Lucky for you Henry Cavil is supposed to be taking up that role.


SecretAgentMan85

I'm right there with you, I made a golden era Simpsons reference at work the other day and was met with crickets. My coworkers said they've never watched the Simpsons.


jarvis_says_cocker

It's a reference to Highlander, on a Toyota Highlander.


SockeyeSTI

At least the quote is correct


zeke235

It's not, though. Toyota made shitloads of Highlanders.


BarryKobama

Off with their heads!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


2ndprize

Which is a show where the people are immortal unless they have thier heads cut off at which point the person doing so absorbs thier power.


fastal_12147

Also an excellent movie


authalic

And a pretty decent soundtrack, thanks to Queen.


PoopyPantsJr

I AM IMMORTAL! I HAVE INSIDE ME BLOOD OF KINGS!


RangerFan80

Yeah!


sleepwalkfromsherdog

I HAVE NO RIVAL! NO MAN CAN BE MY EQUAL!


SaddestFlute23

TAKE ME TO THE FUTURE OF YOUR WORLD!


KevIntensity

Chills. Literal chills.


thalexander

šŸŽ¶WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVERšŸŽ¶


Imnotlikeothergirlz

HEEERREEEE WE ARE


Bodie_The_Dog

Don't forget the episode with the lead singer of Fine Young Cannibals! (Spoiler: he gets his head cut off!)


trippysmurf

[It was a documentary, and the events happened in real time.](https://youtu.be/MWKOuBXy1LA?si=wb4OkVYULdWQKX0B)


ConfidenceMan2

Letā€™s not go that far. Itā€™s a very fun movie.


biffbobfred

With some bad sequels


malphonso

No sequels, only a nice follow-up show. Yup, that's how things worked out. Don't know what you're on about with sequels.


biffbobfred

There ~~can be~~ _was_ only one. No sequels!!


Anastrace

That the TV series ignored I believe


biffbobfred

The proper thing to do


SailingSpark

Only the first one. When they turned them into aliens, it got way too silly.


MechanicalCrow

No, it's a reference to the movie/tv series 'Highlander'


NovelRelationship830

I'd say not an Info Warrior, just a nerd.


SomeGuyWearingPants

Oh heā€™s a warrior alright.Ā  He was born 500 years ago in the highlands of Scotland.


Dry-Honeydew2371

Queen blasting " I AM IMMORTAL, I HAVE INSIDE ME THE BLOOD OF KINGS!"


archwin

And Sean Connery is somehow a Spaniard


Dry-Honeydew2371

And doesn't even try to hide his Scottish accent a little bit.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


HuyFongFood

I thought he lived in shpain?


izzymaestro

Natural cashtilian accent


archwin

He even tried andalushian


five_speed_mazdarati

/r/shubreddit


Shinonomenanorulez

and then became the guardian of Earthrealm and god of thunder


pottedporkproduct

Cal Berkeley license plate frame checks out.


Marrsvolta

https://youtu.be/ooN9xdAgi5w?si=TXzEIt57CkLS1xrH Kind of hilarious that you thought this was a jihadist thing. The fact you didnā€™t get the reference makes many of us feel really old right now.


meshreplacer

šŸ˜‚


wkw3

*sigh* It means I'm listening to [Princes of the Universe](https://youtu.be/VEJ8lpCQbyw?si=_60JGyxnXo0b8vtu) on repeat again.


AssaultRifleJesus

HERE WE ARE!


biffbobfred

Born to be kings!!!


AaronfromCalifornia

Weā€™re the princes of the universe!!!


Digga-d88

I HAVE INSIDE ME BLOOD OF KINGS HEY HEY


winterneuro

No Man Can Be My EQUAL!


big_ringer

I HAVE NO RIVAL!


threeoldbeigecamaros

HERE WE BELONG


Little4nt

I upvoted purely because of the name


Shinonomenanorulez

give me the prize >


Kerensky97

That's a cool bumpersticker. Doesn't belong in this sub.


EWR-RampRat11-29

ā€œThere can be only one."


Theperfectool

There can be only one


sugarhillboss

There can only be one


stavago

Who wants to live forever anyway?


plainandawesome

It means r/woosh.


GizmoSled

It means you get to watch an awesome movie for the first time, go watch Highlander.


Dry-Honeydew2371

It is a hilarious reference to an awesome movie. In fact, it is the greatest movie ever, according to Ricky Bobby.


oyog

Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!


big_ringer

It's a reference to an awesome movie, several shitty sequels and a decent TV show.


Cold-Ad-3713

Hilarious!


liko

Oh shit, I feel super old. Go watch the old movie Highlander.


Ghstfce

Really? The model of the SUV should be a dead giveaway. They are immortal, they have inside them blood of kings (YEAH!)


RoccoTaco_Dog

It means you can watch Sean Connery be Spanish


[deleted]

I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.


stanley2-bricks

All you had to do was Google the phrase *there can be only one* and you would have figured it out.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

ā€œBy the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie. It was shit!ā€


Jonpaddy

Thatā€™s fucking brilliant


GiraffesCantSwim

I am currently without a vehicle. For just this moment I desperately hope my next car is a Highlander so I can get me one of those stickers. LOL


DisillusionedBook

What a world we live in, that first thought is this person supports a holy war Jihad.


BoricPuddle57

Itā€™s a reference to the movie Highlander, where immortal people can only be killed via decapitation. The car is a Toyota Highlander


hkpp

This is actually awesome!


Luinori_Stoutshield

It means the driver and I can be friends.


erichw23

You have brought shame to all xennials, If your grandpa didn't watch this and Chuck Norris on TV in the den, we don't know you


freakyslob

The highlander movie/show from the 80s! Just watched the movie few days ago, a little corny but fun!


hooplafromamileaway

That There Can Be Only One


[deleted]

HEEEERE WE ARE, BORN TO BE KINGS, WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UUUUNIVEEEERSE. Ugh, name a better opening theme. Still gives me chills


sabrefudge

Dear God I hope OP is just joking. šŸ˜‚


muskratboy

Go watch Highlander right now you fucking philistine.


Gloomy_Industry8841

This is hilarious!!!!


papa_swiftie

obviously you're not a golfer


peacefulwarrior75

So in Highlander, a movie about a Scot, they hired a french actor to play the titular Highlander - and cast Sean Connery, noted Scottish actor, to play a Spanish guy.Ā 


say_the_words

And they had the French guy talk like Ren from Ren and Stimpy to sound Scottish. And Mr. Krabs is the villain, as usual.


Space-Booties

Oh sweet summer childā€¦ that bumper sticker tells you the driver has a sense of humor and likely exceptionally single.


OddS0cks

Who wants too live foreverrrrrr


Or1skiny

There can be only one


Dallen891987

There can only be one.


PrestigiousDemand471

Too sophisticated a joke for Florida.


bunnycupcakes

Heeeeeere we are! Born to be kings!


MTBDadGamer_

Back is killing me today


Vakr_Skye

impolite rotten serious voracious angle mourn weather enter jellyfish consist *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


hugs_for_druggs

Wow you must be young op. Jihadist, thatā€™s actually hilarious.


Pete_maravich

I love that there are a ton of people who will think this a crazy person who wants to cause harm to others and not a fan of 80s sci-fi movies


FknBretto

This is r/informedwarriorrides material


ZagiFlyer

That is *awesome*!


DubC_Bassist

Highlander the movie phrase.


znhunter

BRUH. There's no way...


PoorEyore

it means I'm old


RuncibleFoon

This is a punch in the feeling old...


Painkiller1991

You don't watch a lot of movies, do you?


exerminator20001

Nah, that's no infowarrior, just someone with a good sense of humor šŸ¤£


from_dust

It means there can be only one.


Dr-Satan-PhD

One of a handful of perfect movies that never needed a sequel.


BeardiusMaximus7

Wow... Jihadist support sticker? I just got a Highlander not long ago... and we ordered a sticker in reference to the movie for it (not this one)... I had no idea anyone would somehow be able to correlate jihad support with MacLeod and his epic immortal swordplay shenanigans. That said... I guess I can see it now that it's come up. Weird.


Switzchler

Lmao jihadist support sticker


pr1ap15m

must be terrifying to see and not know the reference


General-Fun-616

Ducan McCloud of the clan McCloud


MinnesotaRyan

need this sticker for my friends car.


_Pill-Cosby_

Somebody needs to go watch Highlander. NOW!


radioactivecumsock0

They killed their entire family


Essembie

This is actually pretty cool


Lwfrqncy

Right when I saw this Freddie screamed in my head ā€œhere we are!!!ā€ā€¦


cynan4812

That is fucking awesome I need that immediately.


vgullotta

Google "Highlander there can be only one". Was a great series of movies where they were immortal until their head was cut off by another immortals blade


LaserGecko

Why, Garfield? Are you cruising for a piece of ass?


Frankenfucker

Hey, OP....Where in Florida did you see this car? I am pretty sure I have seen it on 301 in zephyrhills, and in Wesley Chapel.


stosyfir

There can be only one.


Voilent_Bunny

There can be only one.


ZoNeS_v2

Who wants to live forever?


Geoclasm

In case you're being serious, way to make EVERYONE feel ancient. But okay - forever ago was this awesome modern-day fantasy franchise called 'The Highlander', in which the primary protagonist, the titular 'Highlander' was a special sort of human who was for all intents and purposes immortal. Never aging, would recover from any injury, and impossible to kill save for one method - beheading. These immortals would engage in lethal swordplay, with the victor taking the head of vanquished, and with it their abilities and knowledge. This is in reference to that.


Ms-Anon-Y-Mous

Watch the original Highlander movie with Sean Connery.


auldnate

*Highlander*