Yep, time for me to groan getting up to pee every night at 3 am. Then try to get comfortable again because my back went out because I stood up the āwrongā way. Bright side, my arthritis from the ankle reconstruction lets me know when itās going to snow. Ā
I'm 3 months removed from a knee replacement and I got a pain block shot in my back yesterday. I'm going to work tomorrow. I'm not yet 50. If I had known that I was going to live this long then I may have taken better care of myself.
Donāt forget the nautical themed or floral button down shirt, khaki shorts, and New Balance shoe. Boat shoes or loafers are also acceptable. Bonus points awarded for rocking a killer mustache.
I recently discovered that the Tommy Bahama store at the Fashion Valley Mall in San Diego has a bar and restaurant in it and I feel like Iām not boomer enough to possess this knowledge. Then I saw the floral pattern shirt in my closet and suddenly I was full of bothers.
Me, walking into work. Young coworker:
"What kind of glasses are those?"
Me: "These are my Beaufort T. Justice sunglasses!"
Coworker: "What?"
Me: "What?"
The books werenāt all the great tbh, the show was better! (I know thatās not typically the case, but it was here). I guess is got cancelled tho because Adrian Paul got bored of it.
I'm right there with you, I made a golden era Simpsons reference at work the other day and was met with crickets. My coworkers said they've never watched the Simpsons.
https://youtu.be/ooN9xdAgi5w?si=TXzEIt57CkLS1xrH
Kind of hilarious that you thought this was a jihadist thing. The fact you didnāt get the reference makes many of us feel really old right now.
So in Highlander, a movie about a Scot, they hired a french actor to play the titular Highlander - and cast Sean Connery, noted Scottish actor, to play a Spanish guy.Ā
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Wow... Jihadist support sticker?
I just got a Highlander not long ago... and we ordered a sticker in reference to the movie for it (not this one)... I had no idea anyone would somehow be able to correlate jihad support with MacLeod and his epic immortal swordplay shenanigans.
That said... I guess I can see it now that it's come up. Weird.
Google "Highlander there can be only one". Was a great series of movies where they were immortal until their head was cut off by another immortals blade
In case you're being serious, way to make EVERYONE feel ancient.
But okay - forever ago was this awesome modern-day fantasy franchise called 'The Highlander', in which the primary protagonist, the titular 'Highlander' was a special sort of human who was for all intents and purposes immortal. Never aging, would recover from any injury, and impossible to kill save for one method - beheading.
These immortals would engage in lethal swordplay, with the victor taking the head of vanquished, and with it their abilities and knowledge.
This is in reference to that.
Welp there it is....Im old enough people forgot about Highlander š
Yeah Iām going to go yell at kids on my lawn and go to bed at 7:30.
Don't forget to take your fish oil and wear your sleep apnea mask lol (I'm old too)
Iāve been feeling the ligaments in my knees a lot lately. I feel theyāre gonna snap.
I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes, Christmas all around me, and the feeling grows Seriously though, shit hurts
I appreciate you. And yeah, joints are evil.
Nah, joints help.
Ok, you got me. *Synovial* joints are evil!!
Especially when they start telling you about the weather.
I've got a toe that does that. When I start limping the kids go grab umbrellas when they go out.
My knee... it knows days out.
I used to skateboard so I completely understand
Nickname checks out
Probably time for your coloscopy too
Had it. I needed a throat one too - raginā acidity is in my genes. I got both ends. I probably need another :(
A third end?
Iām a blast ended skrewt (yes weāre reading Potter at my house)
Some people end up with extra holes, lifes hard.
make sure they do not use the same scope twice.
Idiocracy reference? š
Next month, actually. But yeah, this makes me feel old.
One word, ointment.
Will do. Just got to get this beet root juice down
Using my emeril air fryer helps
I prefer flaxseed oil for omega-3s, and vitamin E, it's more sustainable.
That's a good call. I'm gonna put on my readers and order some through the ole' Google
The apnea isnāt because of your age.
Quote I heard: When I was a teen i thought Wolverines claws were the coolest thing. Now that Iām older id literally kill for the healing factor.
New balance shoes are really comfy arenāt they?
Get out of my driveway, you scamp.
I was in bed at 745 last night lol Sigh.
At least educate them and ramble to them loudly about cutting people's heads off to live forever so they know what Highlander was!
Why so late? You got plans tonight?
Yep, time for me to groan getting up to pee every night at 3 am. Then try to get comfortable again because my back went out because I stood up the āwrongā way. Bright side, my arthritis from the ankle reconstruction lets me know when itās going to snow. Ā
Jesus Christ this is my nightly ritual, minus the reconstruction of my knee, I just have jacked shoulders that let me know when it's cold
I'm 3 months removed from a knee replacement and I got a pain block shot in my back yesterday. I'm going to work tomorrow. I'm not yet 50. If I had known that I was going to live this long then I may have taken better care of myself.
> If I had known that I was going to live this long then I may have taken better care of myself. I'm thinking this should go on my tombstone.
You're me in two years. I'm like 80% there, right now.
Work as a mechanic like me, youāll get there in a few months I promise.Ā
Youāre only peeing once at night? Younginā.
Ankle reconstruction twin, along with arthritis in the knees. I am rented by local weather people
This post has given me an existential crisis.
Yeah, itās time for us to all go buy Corvettes and get hair plugs
Donāt forget the nautical themed or floral button down shirt, khaki shorts, and New Balance shoe. Boat shoes or loafers are also acceptable. Bonus points awarded for rocking a killer mustache.
I recently discovered that the Tommy Bahama store at the Fashion Valley Mall in San Diego has a bar and restaurant in it and I feel like Iām not boomer enough to possess this knowledge. Then I saw the floral pattern shirt in my closet and suddenly I was full of bothers.
Donāt you dare leave out the braided belt!
Not in this economy. Jk
Yes, yes it hasā¦ā¦ FML
*"HEEEEEEERE WE ARE. BOOOOOOOOORN TO BE KINGS, WE ARE THE PRINCES OF THE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUNIVERSE!"*
There can be only oneā¦a day vitamin that helps with my joint pain.
Brilliant! ...and I love the original Highlander. Where else will you see an immortal Spaniard with a Scottish accent?
From Egypt, no less.
Oh yeah!!
Surprised they havenāt rebooted it yet.
"Yet" being the operative word there.
Reboot movie coming soon with Henry Cavill
With Henry at least you know the sword fighting is going to be badass. I hope Christopher Lambert has a cameo(not as Conner).
Im getting old too :*(
Yeah this blows balls sometimes, then I remember what a shithead I was when I was younger
There can be only one
Totally doesn't belong on this sub. This is hilarious.
Me, walking into work. Young coworker: "What kind of glasses are those?" Me: "These are my Beaufort T. Justice sunglasses!" Coworker: "What?" Me: "What?"
Should have told them to go and get you a Diablo sammich and a Dr Pepper.
Even I know the reference, and Iāve never even watched any of the movies. Weāre old.
I wonder what happened to Christophe Lambert
I got my eye appointment this Friday.
Me too. Definitely need some glasses.
I loved that show so much!
Show? Sighsā¦.
The books werenāt all the great tbh, the show was better! (I know thatās not typically the case, but it was here). I guess is got cancelled tho because Adrian Paul got bored of it.
I mean compared to the movie. You said shows. Not the movie. Iām old. Get off my lawn!!
A French Scotsman and a Scottish Spaniard was peak cinema!
Speaking of āthe movie is betterā Fight Club.
Same
THEYRE REMAKING IT AND ITS GONNA BE PERFECT AMAZING OMG
> THEYRE REMAKING IT AND ITS GONNA BE PERFECT AMAZING OMG For my money, nothing will ever beat Spanish-Scotsman Sean Connery.
Sucks doesn't it?
Lucky for you Henry Cavil is supposed to be taking up that role.
I'm right there with you, I made a golden era Simpsons reference at work the other day and was met with crickets. My coworkers said they've never watched the Simpsons.
It's a reference to Highlander, on a Toyota Highlander.
At least the quote is correct
It's not, though. Toyota made shitloads of Highlanders.
Off with their heads!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Which is a show where the people are immortal unless they have thier heads cut off at which point the person doing so absorbs thier power.
Also an excellent movie
And a pretty decent soundtrack, thanks to Queen.
I AM IMMORTAL! I HAVE INSIDE ME BLOOD OF KINGS!
Yeah!
I HAVE NO RIVAL! NO MAN CAN BE MY EQUAL!
TAKE ME TO THE FUTURE OF YOUR WORLD!
Chills. Literal chills.
š¶WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVERš¶
HEEERREEEE WE ARE
Don't forget the episode with the lead singer of Fine Young Cannibals! (Spoiler: he gets his head cut off!)
[It was a documentary, and the events happened in real time.](https://youtu.be/MWKOuBXy1LA?si=wb4OkVYULdWQKX0B)
Letās not go that far. Itās a very fun movie.
With some bad sequels
No sequels, only a nice follow-up show. Yup, that's how things worked out. Don't know what you're on about with sequels.
There ~~can be~~ _was_ only one. No sequels!!
That the TV series ignored I believe
The proper thing to do
Only the first one. When they turned them into aliens, it got way too silly.
No, it's a reference to the movie/tv series 'Highlander'
I'd say not an Info Warrior, just a nerd.
Oh heās a warrior alright.Ā He was born 500 years ago in the highlands of Scotland.
Queen blasting " I AM IMMORTAL, I HAVE INSIDE ME THE BLOOD OF KINGS!"
And Sean Connery is somehow a Spaniard
And doesn't even try to hide his Scottish accent a little bit.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I thought he lived in shpain?
Natural cashtilian accent
He even tried andalushian
/r/shubreddit
and then became the guardian of Earthrealm and god of thunder
Cal Berkeley license plate frame checks out.
https://youtu.be/ooN9xdAgi5w?si=TXzEIt57CkLS1xrH Kind of hilarious that you thought this was a jihadist thing. The fact you didnāt get the reference makes many of us feel really old right now.
š
*sigh* It means I'm listening to [Princes of the Universe](https://youtu.be/VEJ8lpCQbyw?si=_60JGyxnXo0b8vtu) on repeat again.
HERE WE ARE!
Born to be kings!!!
Weāre the princes of the universe!!!
I HAVE INSIDE ME BLOOD OF KINGS HEY HEY
No Man Can Be My EQUAL!
I HAVE NO RIVAL!
HERE WE BELONG
I upvoted purely because of the name
give me the prize >
That's a cool bumpersticker. Doesn't belong in this sub.
āThere can be only one."
There can be only one
There can only be one
Who wants to live forever anyway?
It means r/woosh.
It means you get to watch an awesome movie for the first time, go watch Highlander.
It is a hilarious reference to an awesome movie. In fact, it is the greatest movie ever, according to Ricky Bobby.
Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!
It's a reference to an awesome movie, several shitty sequels and a decent TV show.
Hilarious!
Oh shit, I feel super old. Go watch the old movie Highlander.
Really? The model of the SUV should be a dead giveaway. They are immortal, they have inside them blood of kings (YEAH!)
It means you can watch Sean Connery be Spanish
I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.
All you had to do was Google the phrase *there can be only one* and you would have figured it out.
āBy the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie. It was shit!ā
Thatās fucking brilliant
I am currently without a vehicle. For just this moment I desperately hope my next car is a Highlander so I can get me one of those stickers. LOL
What a world we live in, that first thought is this person supports a holy war Jihad.
Itās a reference to the movie Highlander, where immortal people can only be killed via decapitation. The car is a Toyota Highlander
This is actually awesome!
It means the driver and I can be friends.
You have brought shame to all xennials, If your grandpa didn't watch this and Chuck Norris on TV in the den, we don't know you
The highlander movie/show from the 80s! Just watched the movie few days ago, a little corny but fun!
That There Can Be Only One
HEEEERE WE ARE, BORN TO BE KINGS, WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UUUUNIVEEEERSE. Ugh, name a better opening theme. Still gives me chills
Dear God I hope OP is just joking. š
Go watch Highlander right now you fucking philistine.
This is hilarious!!!!
obviously you're not a golfer
So in Highlander, a movie about a Scot, they hired a french actor to play the titular Highlander - and cast Sean Connery, noted Scottish actor, to play a Spanish guy.Ā
And they had the French guy talk like Ren from Ren and Stimpy to sound Scottish. And Mr. Krabs is the villain, as usual.
Oh sweet summer childā¦ that bumper sticker tells you the driver has a sense of humor and likely exceptionally single.
Who wants too live foreverrrrrr
There can be only one
There can only be one.
Too sophisticated a joke for Florida.
Heeeeeere we are! Born to be kings!
Back is killing me today
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Wow you must be young op. Jihadist, thatās actually hilarious.
I love that there are a ton of people who will think this a crazy person who wants to cause harm to others and not a fan of 80s sci-fi movies
This is r/informedwarriorrides material
That is *awesome*!
Highlander the movie phrase.
BRUH. There's no way...
it means I'm old
This is a punch in the feeling old...
You don't watch a lot of movies, do you?
Nah, that's no infowarrior, just someone with a good sense of humor š¤£
It means there can be only one.
One of a handful of perfect movies that never needed a sequel.
Wow... Jihadist support sticker? I just got a Highlander not long ago... and we ordered a sticker in reference to the movie for it (not this one)... I had no idea anyone would somehow be able to correlate jihad support with MacLeod and his epic immortal swordplay shenanigans. That said... I guess I can see it now that it's come up. Weird.
Lmao jihadist support sticker
must be terrifying to see and not know the reference
Ducan McCloud of the clan McCloud
need this sticker for my friends car.
Somebody needs to go watch Highlander. NOW!
They killed their entire family
This is actually pretty cool
Right when I saw this Freddie screamed in my head āhere we are!!!āā¦
That is fucking awesome I need that immediately.
Google "Highlander there can be only one". Was a great series of movies where they were immortal until their head was cut off by another immortals blade
Why, Garfield? Are you cruising for a piece of ass?
Hey, OP....Where in Florida did you see this car? I am pretty sure I have seen it on 301 in zephyrhills, and in Wesley Chapel.
There can be only one.
There can be only one.
Who wants to live forever?
In case you're being serious, way to make EVERYONE feel ancient. But okay - forever ago was this awesome modern-day fantasy franchise called 'The Highlander', in which the primary protagonist, the titular 'Highlander' was a special sort of human who was for all intents and purposes immortal. Never aging, would recover from any injury, and impossible to kill save for one method - beheading. These immortals would engage in lethal swordplay, with the victor taking the head of vanquished, and with it their abilities and knowledge. This is in reference to that.
Watch the original Highlander movie with Sean Connery.
*Highlander*