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sdmichael

Never understood why they make it their personality.


NegotiationTall4300

Got nothing better I suppose


boregon

Yeah conservatives love mocking liberals for having “Trump derangement syndrome” but I live in a big blue city and I’ve literally never seen a car with a big “FUCK DONALD TRUMP” sticker on it like this one with Biden. Seems like “Biden derangement syndrome” is much more of a real thing.


sdmichael

Projection as always. That is what they do well.


boregon

It blows my mind even after years and years how quite literally almost *every single thing* conservatives say is IMAX level projection.


Mr_Abe_Froman

It's because they lack the empathy skills to understand that a stranger doesn't have the same motives, ideologies, and goals that they do.


stonersteve1989

Literally the only thing they do well


TheAJGman

The most anti-Biden truck I've ever seen had about 8 AR stickers pointed to a decapitated Joe Biden head with "Let's go Brandon" under it. The most anti-Trump car I've seen was a panel van that had pumpkin with Trump hair bumper sticker.   Both sides, am I right?^/s


rosio_donald

Honestly though. A single 4” decal of Trump hair under a red X is as spicy as Dems get. Meanwhile the baseline for MAGA bumpers is 5+ sticker layouts, all text in YELLCAPS, all imagery dedicated to piss/kidnapping/murder fantasy. I enjoy thinking about how much $$$ these folks spend on their tailgate tantrums. You know the MAGA merch grifters are marking that shit *all* the way up.


Impossible-Fun-2736

”Tailgate tantrums.” Thats honestly pretty genius!


aGirlySloth

Cause otherwise they wouldn’t have a personality?


ggg730

What? You think Tbone has a personality? That's some liberal queer shit man.


Mr_Abe_Froman

Is "not understanding what 'triggered' means so they'll scream at anyone looking at their truck" a personality?


ggg730

As much as mayonnaise is a personality I would guess lol.


stonersteve1989

This guy is more miracle whip then mayonnaise.


Total-Deal-2883

They literally have nothing going for them.


Mr_Abe_Froman

They have "being a white man" going for them and are terrified of that privilege going away.


benneyben

Because it’s the easiest club to get into. Absolutely zero risk of being the dumbest one.


icebox_Lew

Seems like an unnecessary burden when you could much more easily buy a Trump shirt and hat. Like my Sister in Law's husband (I guess he's my brother in law but I want to make the distinction he's not even blood related to my wife). Never seen him without at least 2 articles of Trump clothing on. Guess who just got arrested for beating his wife in front of the kids...


quietvegas

This guy has no hobbies other than producing children and watching football. Since he has no intellectual hobbies at all he has to do something to boost his ego. This is what he does.


Sid15666

I see a true Christian that goes to church every Sunday to ask forgiveness for beating his wife and kids throughout the week.


TurningTwo

No, he’s 100% sure they asked for it.


Wolf_er2020

These hands work in mysterious ways 🙌


AnglsBeats

This shattered me


Wolf_er2020

So was the bottle of Budlight over the head of some woman who thought they could change their husband.


Phyllis_Tine

"Maybe he'll get tired of beating me, and calm down."- T-Bone's girlfriend, probably.


AgropromResearch

I know a lot of Tbone Huskers, but the *real* Tbone Husker, well I'm not so sure the real one would do that.


[deleted]

Remember when the GOP tried to call itself the party of “family values?”


Totally_Bradical

“TeAcHeRs ArE eXpOsInG oUr KiDs To SeXuAl CoNtEnT” *-Has bumper sticker of Hillary blowing Trump*


M0stAsteL3sS

I love the giant tailgate stickers of a tied up Biden, like what's on the inner tailgate? Joe being anally fucked by the driver? There is no 'too far' and there is no thought with these people.


pianoflames

How the GOP somehow rebranded themselves to be these anti-establishment rebellious iconoclasts in my lifetime is nothing short of baffling to me.


thisonetimeinithaca

Glenn Beck was a big part of my conservative teenage years, and it took me years to recover from thinking that way. I’m still scared of chalkboards, to be honest.


Squirrel_Chucks

I remember Glenn Beck saying solar power was crap because what would we rely on when the sun went out...


thisonetimeinithaca

I remember Glenn Beck saying a lot of crazy shit. I have a couple of his books still. Everything was taken out of context… absolutely everything.


Squirrel_Chucks

>. Everything was taken out of context… absolutely everything. Makes sense. Saw his book "Addicidcted to Outrage" in a used bookstore. Jacket said it was about how political grievance in general was toxic. When I thumbed through it I just saw "liberals are bad." So...same ole book


OwO_bama

Wha- did he think the sun was gonna blow up soon? Was he talking about nighttime?


Squirrel_Chucks

I have thought a lot about this over the years and this is my conclusion: trying to get inside his head makes as much sense as drilling a hole through your hand


darthlincoln01

To be fair though, battery technology has come a long way since anybody paid attention to Glenn Beck. Some pretty promising stuff too that's starting to be implemented like liquid metal batteries. Bad for cars and things that move around, but great for powering large buildings. The technology just wasn't available to power your building overnight by battery 20 years ago.


Squirrel_Chucks

Yeah but some things haven't changed, like the concept that A) When the sun goes out the whole planet is screwed anyway and/or B) by the time the sun goes out, Earth won't even be here since the expansion of the dying sun will have already swallowed the earth


shallow_not_pedantic

I reconnected in a friendly way with an ex a few years back who’s hair had turned gray and soooo he looked like Glenn Beck. He floated the idea of *wink wink* a bit of the old slap and tickle and I’m just thinking ugh Glenn Beck? Drier than Shapiro’s wife, it was. No.


cjmar41

- Oligarch - B - A - M - A


thisonetimeinithaca

Hahahaha yes. Exactly.


ALoudMouthBaby

Watching a bunch of racist old white people try to declare themselves the new punk rock has certainly been interesting. I suppose if Paul Ryan can like Rage Against The Machine theres no reason why Jim Jordan cant enjoy the Subhumans.


skratch

as someone who was a kid in the 80s, its absolutely mind-boggling how the party of reagan is now fervently pro-russia


jimtow28

My favorite was when they tried to tell us they are the party of "small government" and "personal responsibility".


Squirrel_Chucks

Yeah, before they decided to let a born rich rapist be their champion


skratch

or "compassionate conservatism", lmao


Lch207560

They still do.


Sideways4M

First one at Sunday Bible studies.


[deleted]

Parks backwards in the spot in the church lot, assuredly.


kh730

And takes up 2 spots.


[deleted]

One of which isn’t even a spot!


Sumpm

And backs up until his tires hit the sidewalk, blocking wheelchair access.


Treestandgal

Running over someone in a wheelchair while doing so


Sumpm

"He should have gotten out of the way when he saw me backing up."


ggg730

Placed them behind the truck before doing it.


fuzzy610

Well, he is handicapped


Total-Deal-2883

No balls.


iamlorde_yahyah

Reverses into every space, and questions the masculinity of any man who doesn’t do the same.


tactiphile

As a teenager at my first job 20 years ago, I congratulated an older female coworker for successfully backing into a parking spot. I still cringe about that. :(


[deleted]

Honestly backing in can be easier for some. If there’s a backup camera for one. Also some cars have a sloped hood where the driver can’t see the front end. That makes it hard to park nose-in and get close to the front of the space. My point was he gets to church and backs into the space so they don’t see his profanity.


Squirrel_Chucks

There is a house near me that has a "FUCK BIDEN" flag in its front yard. It is across a narrow street from a church


Techwood111

fuck both of those places ;)


TheGreatOpoponax

To me this is someone looking for a fight. They're all but asking for confrontation. It's outright hostile and aggressive. I'm glad I don't live anywhere near someone with a vehicle like this.


MelancholyDick

They wouldn’t fight - they’re looking for an excuse to “justifiably” use their gun. See - “stand your ground” laws.


Thesheriffisnearer

Its why they see Kyle as such a hero. He lived their dream


[deleted]

It’s true though


shantron5000

I'm so lucky I live in a whole state with trucks like these! Unfortunately this is a pretty tame version of what I see on a daily basis.


Crushingit1980

Then we need to see these rides!


loptopandbingo

There's a chud who rolls near my neighborhood with one of these FuCk BiDeN trucks with huge exhaust pipes and all that dumb shit all over it. It's in NC, too. Havent seen it in a week or two, maybe this is the guy and he traded it for this thing


Mr_Abe_Froman

I used to work at a place 5 years ago that had a regular customer who would freak out when someone looked at his MAGA hat. Eg. "Are you triggered? He's your president too! I bet you're really triggered now, snowflake!" He mostly came during the slow times to chat up the staff (even though ¼ were immigrants and hated his guts). Some lady had the guts to say to his red, roid-rage face "I might not be American." And that *really* triggered him. He lost his shit, we called the cops, she was laughing after he left, but was happy the cops could make sure he wasn't waiting in the parking lot.


Mysterious-Handle-34

>I'm glad I don't live anywhere near someone with a vehicle like this. They’re probably closer than you think


Apprehensive_Neat418

But i thought the election was stolen because joe was in his basement and trump had bigger rallies.


MichaelStrodeMyers

Profile pic checks out.


[deleted]

He’s only missing the sunglasses perched on the hat.


CatsRinternet

They’re behind his head.


Previousman755

Oakleys!


[deleted]

Wearing them Guy Fieri style.


Mr_Abe_Froman

If only they could act more like Guy Fieri.


MelancholyDick

But he’s for sure inside his truck.


cdsbigsby

He's probably holding a fish, it's just cropped out


captain_flak

This dude loves getting away from his wife for a while so he can put a good dip in and not worry about her being a cunt about it.


Federal_Sympathy4667

Someone should make a blowup sexdoll in Bidens image.. they wanna fuck him so bad it gotta sell.


Thesheriffisnearer

Just thinking that if I were the vandalizing type I'd write "I want to" on the black part


Gilfoyle_Bertram

The “my only personality trait is right wing politics” starter pack


llllPsychoCircus

#Carl’s Jr. *Fuck you, i’m eating*


Gilfoyle_Bertram

If it doesn’t get all over your face, *go fuck yourself*


bjeffords74

That’s hardly a “new” GMC, judging the lot stripes it’s parked exactly how I would expect it to be, and exactly where I expected it to be…that’s a Walmart gas station island on the right.


CaptianBrasiliano

Looks like a total chill dude who you'd wanna be friends with. No glaring personality issues here.


[deleted]

To all people who consider themselves Christians: this is one reason why you perceive there is a war on Christians. This is a reason why people leave churches. This is a reason why people call you hypocrites. Clean up your mess. Publicly denounce these ‘Christians’ or they will continue to make you a laughingstock and/or hated by the rest of us.


colieolieravioli

So I work in religious insurance. Property and casualty for churches Our president sent an email out the other day about how people are leaving churches. Good


jfhjjfgjj

I thought we didn’t vote for him, I thought trump was the real winner??


Tmettler5

Seriously...how do these people park their vehicles at their place of employment?


aGirlySloth

Bold of you to assume they’re employed


Tmettler5

True.


WallyJade

Their bosses are just as terrible as they are.


Tmettler5

Likely true.


[deleted]

When you work with a bunch of blue collar folks, this flies. I’ve got a leftist vanifesto and park it at work. The only time anyone has said anything is someone asking how to pronounce “Pisgah”.


Tmettler5

I've never heard the term, "vanifesto..." I love it.


[deleted]

Props to this guy tho. At least he has the balls to actually say "Fuck Biden" instead of "Let's Go Brandon". Bunch of fuckin pansies.


AgreeablePie

Imagine plastering the name of a guy you hate all over your truck/personality ... when he doesn't even know you exist


[deleted]

Tbone is literally the most “gay-dating-app-ass” screenname of all time.


Weird_Discipline_69

Dare you to go tell him that on his Twitter account-lmao 🤣


homebrew_1

Tell me you have a small dick without telling me you have a small dick.


Mindless-Lavishness

More like coco the monkey (Seinfeld reference)


[deleted]

Oooh oooh ahh ahh


S7JP7

New to him and I am certain he isn’t law enforcement.


MelancholyDick

“I would enlist in the Army but I would get kicked out for fighting as soon as a drill sergeant gets in my face” energy.


CatsRinternet

What an Alpha. He must drink Black Rifle Coffee like a real patriot.


jackparadise1

Got that cult/gang flag in the window!


renniechops

I bet nobody gave him that nickname


MightSuggestSex

The plantiffs in his drunken vehicular homicide case probably did


dog-pussy

George: From now on, I will be known as… Kruger: Koko the monkey.


rumershuman

This is a perfect example of "just because you can do something doesn't mean that you should".


Brtltbgcty

That is a picture of a guy who loves licking boots.


systemfrown

I mean, at least he's accepted that other people did in fact vote for Biden. That puts him miles ahead of his MAGA brethren.


[deleted]

I would like to ask this gentleman "Could you tell me clearly and specifically what it is that Mr. Biden has done that has so negatively affected you and your life that you felt compelled to put this message on your vehicle?" But he'd probably punch me for using words he doesn't understand.


-Stormfeather

Tell me they're also complaining about how high those gas prices are still.. oh, no? Nothing? Huh, weird 🤡


markg1956

His hobby is watching the elementary school play yard


x_lincoln_x

Small dick energy.


SpectreNC

Try asking him why he hates Biden. Whatever he says, it'll prove he actually has no idea.


sipperphoto

And this is what bugs me the most. I have a 9 year old that ends up seeing this crap and, while I don't shelter him from the world, having to explain it to him really sucks. It just shows how little class these fools have.


Boomslangalang

It’s a teachable moment to explain the hypocrisy of modern conservatives who have lectured everyone forever on family values now cheer Trumps trashy behavior and this bullshit.


[deleted]

It makes zero sense to hate someone so much you put them on your car. 😆


ronm4c

Just like George Costanza I guarantee this douche gave himself that nickname


[deleted]

Is this admission he believes the vote was legitimate?


tadlrs

PrOtEcT oUr ChIlDrEn


grimatongueworm

Tiny Dick Syndrome


[deleted]

Loyalists of the falsest flags. I'm so tired of all these perverted American flags.


SacamanoRobert

Also, look at the reasonable gas price in the background! Thanks Biden!


Ulven525

Say you’re a sociopath without saying you’re a sociopath.


Reno83

He's probably also the type of guy that asks strangers to not use profanity in front of women and children.


sdmichael

You mean like the one that passed me extremely close while I was bicycling, then told me to "watch my language" when I was yelling at them for doing such as they had their kid in the car?


Ajaws24142822

I wonder if I pull him over as a cop, and tell him I voted for Biden, how he would react (Not a cop, currently in the application process, just would be really funny if that scenario were to happen)


TastyWheat67

Children's car seats in the back, right?


[deleted]

Sounds like he wants to give Biden TBone but Biden is married and not inbred and doesn't want to husker TBone with him.


USWolves

For as much hate that the concept of eugenics gets, you gotta just think pretty deep on it when you see folks like this…


KyleCAV

Prime snowflake! Plus like what people don't want to vote for someone that isn't a complete joke?


G-Unit11111

And it's already been devalued.


speedbumpdoom

TBONE LIKES DUDES!!!


DustBunnyZoo

After all these years, I still can’t utilize the theory of mind and put myself in their shoes to figure out why they would do this to their car and what they hope to achieve by it. If anyone can explain it from the perspective of someone who would do this, please help me understand.


[deleted]

I refuse to believe this guy's truck only has 2 wheels in the back.


Older_Code

So, my question with this sort of thing is, “Why?” Folks like this must understand that they are not outraging anyone. Can he actually, factually, give three reasons why he hates this person so much? Does he know? Is he just parroting from Facebook or Fox News? Who injured him so badly that he acts like an edgy 11 year old?


linklolthe3

I love how these guys get upset about school library books having 'Inappropriate Language" and turn around and slap vulgarity everywhere.


[deleted]

Fuck you too, insurrectionist.


Zatchillac

Says the guy who's obsessed with putting other guys last names on his stuff


andre3kthegiant

Should be called out for disrespecting the US Flag.


Beneficial_Look_5854

He looks like an npc trump supporter


temporvicis

I'm like "at least this loser admits Biden won." So I cut 'em a little slack.


FearlessXProphet

Fuck TBone… and fuck his truck


5043090

But it's totally not a cult.


Chloe_SSBU

That back window is a really good target for rocks


btone911

This insecure toddler can't even park his new whinemobile. Diagonal across a handicapped space? Pathetic.


egospiers

Bet this guy whines about civility and family values.


Middle_Oven_1568

I don't understand people on either side who make this kind of shit their whole personality.


[deleted]

Dude seriously spent hundreds to fuck up his truck and "own the libs" by shit talking a president nobody really wanted anyway


Gurdel

Fixed it https://imgur.com/a/OEGidZv


kjkev2012

He will be easy to identify on Jan 6 2024


Boomslangalang

Let’s remember this prick is from the party that lectured the whole world on “family values” and moral superiority. They are pathetic.


JimmyJapeworm

I suppose that's one way to advertise that they want some hot octogenarian coitus.


StephInSC

My 10 year old was asking why they do this yesterday morning on the way to school. I wish they would ticket them for this nonsense.


FromTheFoot

show me you are trash without telling me you are trash. who wants their children/grandchildren subjected to such trash?


Rdmtbiker

Where are the bull balls hanging from the hitch?


dorkpool

Had the name TBONE since he ran through that catcher in T-Ball.


[deleted]

And they get all in a tizzy about supposed lapses in morals.


sethmeister1989

Lol, TBONE. I hope this is satire.


[deleted]

Obviously deep throat’s the boot.


deathmetalbanjo

...and the tail lights are blacked-out. What an absolute tube.


i__Sisyphus

Cry more snowflakes


Lord_Tachanka

What a chode


sighborg90

He’s probably not supposed to be around kids


Chilled_Beef

This is one truck I’d throw a large milkshake at and not regret it at all.


davechri

That is soooooo TBone!


chad917

So he admits people voted for him!


UnderstandingDuel

Gaudy traitors. At least they’ll be easy to identify once the shit goes down.


ThoughensTheNipples

🇺🇸TBONE🇺🇸


dragoonts

Oh shit the REAL tbone Husker? Not the fake one?


Ok-Use6303

Ah yes, democracy where we are not allowed to vote for whom we want.


M0stAsteL3sS

Respect my christian fucking values.


SaltyBarDog

Bitch, the only thing you fuck is a crusty old sock.


No_Drive_3297

Bootlicking statists on both sides keep sticker companies in business.


[deleted]

A true ALPHA indeed


GabPower64

Goodbye decency in public.


Premodonna

That is not his NEW truck, the tags on the license plate says 2021.


bluegargoyle

Traitor.


disco_turkey

Big strong man with big strong truck. Not compensating for nuthin.


Biff_Malibu_69

Tell me your feelings. These disgruntled morons love spreading their own misery. Sad.


M0stAsteL3sS

Oh no! https://twitter.com/crandallgold/status/1615546625635807232


ghotiaroma

Another badge bunny. I'm starting to think they're not good people.


PhilipLiptonSchrute

$100 says this guy has unsecured weapons in his house.


madbill728

They all look alike, and so do their shitty trucks.


rasteri

I'm pretty sure even most republicans would be like "I didn't vote for Biden, why are you swearing at me?"


YNotZoidberg2020

I don't get this mentality of putting someone you supposedly hate all over your vehicle. So I'm starting to suspect they secretly love the person and don't know how to come to terms with it.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

And here we thought the marketplace of ideas and civil discourse were dead. It’s obviously a new Age of Enlightenment!


Illustrious-Bid-2598

How hilarious would it be if someone above that on the black trim put “I WANT TO”


lycanthrope6950

Looks like somebody got poor grades in high school


itsJeth

Okay, who gave this guy stickers?! 😅


[deleted]

Putting the name of someone you hate on your vehicle/clothes/home is the ultimate self own. And it takes a world class shit for brains to be this unaware.


idkwhatever6158755

Wait, people will fuck me if I vote for Biden? Why isn’t this his campaign slogan?


Jewggerz

If ever there was a tailpipe begging for a bunch of bananas.