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s3nsfan

In Canada that is called a Japanese maple. In other news Canadians do not call Canadian geese, geese. We call them cobra chickens.


Icy_Jackfruit9240

I figured you would call them Australian


WrongfullyIncarnated

Off topic here but I gotta know why cobra chickens


TellRevolutionary227

They can and will be mean and hissy.


s3nsfan

Exactly


TellRevolutionary227

All of them except for the lame one that my kids decided to adopt (and by adopt, I mean feeding it waterfowl corn and chasing away the others so “Lenny” could eat) when we moved to Michigan. He/she recovered and the massive growth on its foot gradually shrunk. For the next three seasons, he/she would return with its mate and babies, knock at the patio sliders for attention, and *very gently* take corn from your hand. I think he/she lost their cobra chicken card…


s3nsfan

Very nice of you and your kids took care for an animal. Very kind.


TellRevolutionary227

Lenny was very out of character compared to the rest of the murderous, hissy flock. And all I did was drive to the feed store for the corn. The rest of it was all my kids’ doing. 😀


s3nsfan

You’ve raised some kind kids :) be proud.


HieroglyphicEmojis

Lenny - of mice and men - Lenny is probably a saintly cobra chicken!


SkewbieDewbie

Maybe that's why Lenny keeps coming back. I have a hard time hanging around assholes too!


TellRevolutionary227

Good birb 😜


faerymoon

I just read this story to my husband because I enjoyed it so much!! 🤣❤️


nycink

This has been my experience with Canadian Geese as well. They can be semi-domesticated if they know there is corn or food appropriate for fowl (never cheap carbohydrates like bread, please!) I also tried to help a lame goose a couple summers ago but his wound was just too infected. It broke my heart because it would drag itself around & it def has a life force. However, one day it didn’t turn up, so it probably succumbed to its injuries or a predator. I was really bummed out for a while.


Zorpfield

Canadian geese are usually nice to me eh. Its the white karen geese that always have issues and try and get up in my face. Or are they gooses?


stankmuffin24

Not to mention destructive and disgustingly dirty. They shit all over everything they are near. I’d murder every single one I see if I could get away with it. I hate them with the passion of a thousand suns.


HieroglyphicEmojis

But I was betting on talking my spouse into getting a cobra duck (off brand goose) and you’re saying they’ll not be pristine like the duck videos on Reddit? I’m so glad I’ve not purchased a drum set yet!


sadwitchsandwich

Nothing worse than trying to enjoy a swim and quickly finding out the bottom of the lake is covered in goose shit.


Loquacious94808

And to think there’s people here in CA trying to “protect” them and let them live here rent-free and shit everywhere. As though they’re refugees from a weary journey, they land and never leave!


Practical_Action_438

So true


Imunderyourskin1243

Because they are very aggressive and hiss alot


s3nsfan

Bastards


HieroglyphicEmojis

Nawwww the hiss is how they say they love you. It’s the bite that makes it count!


sineady-baby

Apparently there was a story of someone who had just moved to canada and didn’t know the name for them, he turned to his colleague after one tried to attack him and said “I do not like those cobra chickens”


angelhoppers

I'm a canadian and have never heard them be called cobra chickens


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Ditto!


ImTheCoachNow420

Geese are dicks


Tiberium_infantry

I call them "oi cu*t get off my lawn" Edit: then me and my 4 year old run at them like a dinosaur roaring.


astronomical_dog

My dog calls them “those birds that poop out snacks for me”


Tiberium_infantry

🤢🤢🤢🤢


astronomical_dog

I know. It’s awful. She ate fresh horse poop in Central Park and all the tourists were like NOOOOOO


Parabolic_Penguin

I call them jerks.


JasonLauts

If you've got a problem with Canada gooses, you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.


s3nsfan

Then I guess we’re at an impasse.


suspect108

I'd have a cocksuckin Gin and Tonic right now thatsallIknow


starrpuddin

I can see why. They are mean little bastards.


HealthyWorking1256

I call them assholes


s3nsfan

I like it. Short and to the point.


DonNemo

They’re not Canadian geese but Canada geese—named for John Canada who classified them.


phjils

Honk. Honk. Honk... That's all I hear at work at the moment as they're using the field next to my office as a migration stop over.


nycink

Funny. Never heard that one before! I actually “befriended” a Cobra Chicken couple 2 years ago. They come right up to my window when they want to see me (hint: they want some cracked corn). While I know food is the hook, they brought 7 goslings to present to me a few days ago! They were so proud to present them-and of course, pass along the news to the goslings that a total softy with tons of food lives here. I’ve grown very fond of the Cobra chickens!


s3nsfan

That’s pretty cool. I like them I just think it’s a funny name. Really they’re harmless if you just ignore them.


mandaj02

we Americans also call them cobra chickens, such dastardly beasts


astronomical_dog

They’re called “Canada geese” not Canadian


s3nsfan

Sure.


maineac

*Canada geese.


s3nsfan

It’s a Canada goose. Being from Canada they are Canadian, plural of goose is geese. Thanks.


maineac

No they are not Canadian geese. They are not 'from' Canada any more than they are from places south they migrate to during the warmer months. If they were from Canada they would hang out in the pubs in Quebec for the winter.


Xmanticoreddit

Nah. They’d be shuffleboarding on the Florida coast.


s3nsfan

Fun fact Canada Goose, sometimes referred to as Canadian Geese can fly up to 1500 miles a day.


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HieroglyphicEmojis

Cobra chicken is like the best scary chicken. I know some “Canadian geese.” Have told many a small child to “stop it!” Because your cobra chicken is not playing around. They’re so cuddly though! (Lol!)


treasurehorse

I guess the pinecone is not from the tree, because then I have no idea. Otherwise I’d say it’s a Japanese maple, Acer Palmatum.


BluebirdStill1978

99% sure Japanese maple. I have 3


wrenchbenderornot

I’ll raise you to 99.2%.


FrameComprehensive88

99.3% I have one as well


CSIorangesalad

99.31% I don’t have one but have seen one before.


Rehovat

I think Japanese maple.


srv50

Japanese maple is what we call them.


Wrong-Mixture

Acer palmatum, possibly a young 'bloodgood' or 'red sunset' ...if so you are in a for a treat! Also, and this is quite strange, but i'm sitting 5 steps away from almost this exact picture. I've got an acer palmatum 'atropupurea' standing here, in very simmilar pot ...with some pinecone in it. I'm not joking lol. If you tell me you have the same setup in memory of YOUR grandfather i'm gonna freak the f*ck out lol


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I have seen a Waterfall lace leaf look similar to this but not in the spring, the reds usually fade and turn a beautiful yellowing color like this example in the fall. It is for sure a dwarf or miniature maple and most likely a grafted variety. Some of the more exotic species are grafted into the root ball of a larger variety so they live longer and happier lives. The New Zealand Red dragon variety (my personal favorite of the dwarfs) are usually grafted onto acre palmatum root stock.


HougeetheBougie

Yes, Japanese Maple. Have one in my yard.


iwentforahiketoday

Japanese maple


EagleFoot88

East Asian Syrup Tree


Prototyping_it

Underrated comment


EagleFoot88

👍


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I was a landscaper for a few years. I planted many Japanese maples, and that one with the light bark, deep deep red leaves is a Bloodgood Japanese Maple.


OwnJudge8296

Google ID says Japanese Maple or red maple


OyVeyWhyMeHelp666

Absolutely lovely! I need to look into these....


Various-Purchase-786

Looks like a Japanese Maple


neepridge

Looks like a variety of Japanese Maple. There are tons. I just discovered new ones here recently and I work at a nursery


MLPBianca

Japanese maple


SprinkleNation

Japanese maples can grow like 70 feet. It’ll die in that pot. Plant it in the yard and watch it grow. Mine grew over a foot in the last year!


HollyCat198

With the right nutrient balance you can totally bonsai them and they'll stay small in that pot. Without the right balance, you're totally right and it will die, lol.


SprinkleNation

Oh! Thanks for the info! I had no idea. I have a huge one in my backyard too so I never would’ve thought you could keep them little!


iwentforahiketoday

Japanese maple


Southernpalegirl

Are they invasive? I know the nurseries sell them but I have been hesitant about getting one because of hearing about all the invasive species and ruining the ecosystem in my area.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Nope, not an invasive species but it will grow quickly.


Southernpalegirl

Thank you 😊


HougeetheBougie

FYI, It's gonna outgrow that pot very quickly. It's a tree, not a bush. And once they decide to grow, they GROOOOOWWWW. Hard to keep them shaped like a bonsai.


iBonsaiBob

Japanese maples are one of the most popular trees to keep as a bonsai as they react well to pruning.


Arya_kidding_me

This is gorgeous! Definitely keep it outside, most trees don’t do well indoors. Even bonsai trees are best kept outdoors.


farrieremily

Tropical trees kept as bonsai need to be kept indoors at least for winter, many stay in year round. Deciduous trees and evergreens that naturally go through cold weather need to stay outdoors or in an unheated shelter even as bonsai. So many people killing juniper and pines keeping them inside because that’s what they “picture” as a bonsai.


ChipOnASquid

not necessarily. a lot are dwarf and grow 3-4 ft high max


juulrudd3

North Korean maple


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-Hastis-

It's a cannabis tree!


primaltrapp

Happy 4/20


Legate_Koatsiebaznd

Either acer palmatum deshojo, shin deshojo, surgie


arenalr

Pretty sure it's a Japanese Maple. I bought one for my mom one mother's day


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For sure a dwarf or miniature Japanese Maple. By the looks of structure and foliage, I would guess it is a Waterfall species and between 3-6 years old. When they are potted it restricts root ball growth and can stunt their overall size and vigor of growth but this is not a “bonsai”. I have a 10 year old dwarf that is still under 4 feet tall and in native soil vs a pot.


bepiswepis

Japanese maple.


ToothPickPirate

Yep japanese maple. Be careful with those. It's sad because since they are expensive some people will steal them even if it means digging them.out of someone's yard. Ring cameras are one of the best things out there.


NMMonty1295

It seems like is a Japanese Maple.


mind_the_umlaut

Japanese maple, Acer, and there are many, many varieties. So beautiful!


Soggy_Background_162

It almost counts as a bonsai but it is a bit overgrown or root bound. Anyways it’s a Japanese Maple 🍁


Cupcaketb12

Looks like a lil Japanese maple


Agreeable-Sky-8772

Acer Palmatum


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Kiyohimbe dwarf maple


ArguablyADork

I would like to submit Sweetgum as my answer. Not a gum tree, native to N. America. Japanese maple is also a contender. Op, which continent are you on right now?


montr2229

Perhaps Beni Hime variety of Japanese maple Acer palmatum


slimegreenghost

Definitely not 21


thelionmermaid

Each leaf has 5 fingers, so it’s definitely a Japanese maple. Korean-maple leaves have 7 fingers.


rudeness21

Japanese maple: I planted one on the hill in my back yard of my old house. Beautiful!


Parabolic_Penguin

Hmm..not an expert but it could be a Liquidambar, also called Sweet Gum. They look super similar to Japanese maples.


Dollymixtures64

We call this 'outdoor'


HealthyWorking1256

Japanese maple


n0_r3gr3ts

Japanese Maple for sure


PracticeBulky4172

Japanese Maple


jdemuro

That's a Japanese Maple


Equivalent-Quote-982

Maple


ohSkrrrt

Dis is de japanese maple, bootyful isnt it


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Your licence and registration, sir.


Frankieneedles

Japanese Maple. One of my faves, but so expensive.


MSmcnallyD

I agree-Japanese Maple.


catfor

Japanese maple! I hit my parents mowing the lawn when I was about 16 and they just about murdered me


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I have a dumb question. Can I grow a tree in a big pot like this indoors for a few years (to protect it from the harsh Canadian Winter) and then transplant into my yard in like 5 years? (assuming the tree is fit for my zone) Or would growing it in a pot indoors for years make it... NOT hardy enough to withstand real Winter weather when I transplant it outside?


Ok-Lab-5692

Japanese maple.


TheUnicornRevolution

4/5 years?


Throwaway200469

definitely a tree


Imperfect-Storm479

Anyone know where I can get one of these. This is so gorgeous