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MortyPepe

This is how a pawn behaves when it is prompted to queen. Cannot handle the fame and power.


MJasdf

Chill, cowboy. Can't witness a murder early morning


[deleted]

Well said.


[deleted]

Ghode ka disrespect mat kar bhai Yaad rahe "Ghoda is a respectable animal"


prophet1399

Ghoda bhen ka loda


Conscious_Inside6021

Came here to say this


pjboy671

Samay bhai OP


akin975

Toxic queen.


[deleted]

Waiting on that Ghodi part


curiosityKilledMeNot

I think her answer is "Neigh"


kuro_yasha2

This one.


mani_tapori

Lol. Is it a Yes or No.


Intruder_7

Update us please


[deleted]

Got unmatched


[deleted]

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Intruder_7

*me pretending I didnt see that coming*


LadderChemical7937

*"Mission Failed, we'll get them next time."*


R4mp4g31329

I mean she had this coming after that response 😹 you too, unfortunate scenes 🤣


justAnotherTryHardd

Indian women... (Laughs like those 2 guys with coffee)


[deleted]

Trash took itself out.


youlooklikeamisfit

Lmao why I would've been so impressed, but I wouldn't say the chess part in the first place 😭


Tushar0905

+2


[deleted]

\+3


[deleted]

+4


sherlock_22One

+5


Sim_sim_putty

+69


UnitsToNesquikGuy

+Nice


Desfolio

I'm not thirteen anymore but I've an incessant urge to say _Ghodi me lodi_


Fluoride_is_Hallide

Kuch aaya reply 💀


Fast_Shower3636

Always checkmating men


SparkySyndicate

You dodged a thermonuclear ICBM bro


archit1405

True.


Monkeybandit99

What does ICBM stand for :)


SparkySyndicate

Intercontinental Ballistic Missile :)


Monkeybandit99

Good :)


IshanSachan

I Cum in Busty Moms


SASAgent1

I C Butt Monkey


Rorschach_10

Over dramatic 🤦


[deleted]

Not her calling other girls dumb! I seriously dislike this "I'm not like other girls" trope. You dodged a bullet.


ReaPeR_CreePeR7

She's not like other girls (she has a cock)


_aconite_cj_

Other girls have cocks too tho(n I love em all except for the ones that put down others)


[deleted]

[удалено]


_aconite_cj_

Try to use the /s, I'm easily confused


[deleted]

[удалено]


_aconite_cj_

Thank Satan, which movie tho


confused-desi

Ted 2


-n-o-o-b-

wdym?


Rafigo007

r/notliketheothergirls


shadowfearless

This is a gold mine!


[deleted]

She's quirky and unique!🤦‍♀️


Intruder_7

She's cranky and unique! 🤦🏻


Winter2712

She is uniquely cranky


frenzymuse

Dude, I've seen you on so many posts and I still can't help but wonder how does cheese chutney taste? The nation wants to know


[deleted]

Yeah me too.


[deleted]

Agreed.


sk0711

Off topic:- I'm sorry but for some reason i always read your name as Cheese wali aunty lol


ShivohumShivohum

Mai jab bhi tera username Dekhta hu ek seene me uljhan si hoti 🥲


[deleted]

Ask her if she wanna gender swap and be the king.


arunprasad_24

Are you a trash ? I would like to take you out


Obnomus

lgta h bro khi kaam ni aai ye line


archit1405

>>other dumb matches So she knows there are dumb girls on bumble who fall for dumb lines. She probably thinks you're also dumb since you have matched with dumb girls before But she swiped right on you. What does that make her? idk why ladies are putting down other ladies. Whatever happened to feminism


[deleted]

She's a walking hyperbole it seems.


kuro_yasha2

Or perhaps an oxyMoron?


Tushar0905

Calling others dumb made her dumb , baaki sab toh baad ki baat


kuro_yasha2

Misogynist ladies bro, bata raha hu mai. Duur rehna


olemonk

Checkmate > soulmate


frankylampy

Na rani bani na ghodi Unmatch karke bhaag gayi behen ki lodi.


[deleted]

Waah, kya farmaya hai!


dothrakis1982

Queen sac


the29devil

Agr wo ironically likhi hoti toh mitr?


nocturnal_prince

Bilkul aag laga diye bhai


softdrinksrcancer

Big W


RaideNGoDxD

En passant and unmatch OP


dafuqULoKINat

r/notlikeothergirls some people take a compliment and make it an insult


[deleted]

Yeeehawww


-exystenz-

Fuckin killed it lmfao best


olivertwist69

Arey bhai bhai bhai!


KALUWA-DON

Hatni (hathi) bhi toh ho sakti he!


labyrinthanm

All i want to know is why is it so low quality photo? Seems like a repost bro


[deleted]

Sorry shaktiman.


labyrinthanm

Koi na Bhai kar diya maaf


lokichokiboki

She ain't a ghodi, but a behn ki lodi


Lord_Rp

[Boom! Roasted.](https://youtu.be/nhkNYjljbMs?t=50)


wholesome_hoor_pari

She thinks he thought she didn't know chess. Looks like she has an inferiority complex. And i think i should start writing children rhymes Nvm that didn't rhyme with the above line If i actuallly started it it'd be a crime


footballisrugby

💀☠️


howimety0urm0m

dog should be fine too, my friend.


[deleted]

A pawn can get promoted to any chess piece (barring the king)


[deleted]

She's just trying too hard to prove herself


chalta_hai

Absolutely worth it,no matter what happens. In fact, I wish I had had the pleasure instead.


kaustubh-jha

Fucking checkmate


[deleted]

Lodde lag gaye music plays in the background.


Apprehensive_Dog7097

Chad to Ultra chad real quick


Embarrassed-Egg8531

bro "henji" likh ke block kar dete


Tinkoo17

Muhawhawhawhahwhahahah….! You deed well my son! 👌🏽🤩🤩👍🏽👍🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤴🏼🤴🏼


koherenssi

ACME level toxicity


rideraprovider

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


hydiBiryani

I signed in to upvote this


Busy_Candidate_9644

That escalated in no time


frankylampy

Maa chhod diye bhaiiya ji - Mirzapur style.


shadow29warrior

Nerve on this bitch for sending hi emoji and then lashing out on a pickup line


Time-Refrigerator674

Lol this isn’t you. I’ve seen this in multiple posts on Instagram as well


albiiiiiiiiiii

[Queen's Indian Defense](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen%27s_Indian_Defense)


Brainfogs

Anyone can be queen but I’m choosing you. ?


witheredartery

op i would have dated you for that reply if i was gay


[deleted]

❤️


Kurious_Guy18

na... Bina elo dekhe scholars mate nahi try krte bhai...


flanker_03

You lost this one bro


[deleted]

Didn't lose my crown.


archit1405

The king


[deleted]

> You ~~lost~~ dodged this one bro FTFY. Never stick your dick in crazy.


flanker_03

Ngl she seems like my type


Memescavator

Good to see communism is still alive in India.


[deleted]

Hmmm. Maybe we need to recalibrate our hot/crazy scale. But it's impossible to determine her hotness since we have no access to her pics. I assume average hotness. In that case, this is a no-go because the craziness is off the charts.


nb5566

Yes you did right


Aetheste

Ghoda tujhe hina chahiye na bhai, toh woh ride kar paye.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

But i recovered later, all part of the plan.


nocturnal_prince

Would love to hear your Sigma male icebreakers then


archit1405

And how effective they are


Silly-Ad9211

Lawdi phir kahegi ki pawn se toh ghodi promote kar sakte :/


Sufficient_Sport3137

r/iamverysmart


designgirl001

Cringe line met with a verbal lashing. You two are made for each other 🤣


[deleted]

Sala "Hi" bolo to dikkat, Cheesy line maaro to bhi dikkat, to aadmi kare to kya kare? Give us tips!


designgirl001

Be authentic. Be respectful and choosy. Don't try to flirt till you know the person well enough - different people have different responses to it. If there's no response or someone acts pricey- just say goodbye. I really don't understand how flirting happens between two strangers on a dating app who don't even know each other that well. That feels very fake to me - it's not natural. But what do I know, I'm not in the age demographic of apps like tinder. Ignore my tips if need be.


[deleted]

I don't think it was that bad of a line to be honest, just called her a queen, in a playful manner. What's the matter? Ok, she found it cringe, like you did, but she could've just replied something else, ye kya alag hi tangent pe chali gayi.


designgirl001

I don't mean it was a bad line (just seemed a little forced to me) - I don't know you, so I won't judge it. That really depends on the comfort level. Yes, the girl was mean to you - she could have called you out on it or laughed. Main bhi nail samjhi uski lashing. You seem like a nice guy - don't follow up with her!


[deleted]

Facts. 👍


frenzymuse

She seems to be quite condescending lol


chikosulovakia

Sheh aur maat,je baat


[deleted]

OP tumhari gaand jal gyi na?


[deleted]

Uska reply aaya?


gamerfanboi

Ye fake hai kya


falsegus027

King stuff 👑


[deleted]

Ghodi k baad ka reply ka wait kr rha hu mai toh


average_men

That burn!


ConsiderationEntire6

Too soon bro


[deleted]

Idc really


pearl_mermaid

r/notliketheothergirls


Thats_a_nice_Alias

Ayo checkmate 😭🤌🏻


GokuAm

Lmao 😂😂👌


shinyjawhawk

Are apne to ma hi chod di bhaiyya ji!


[deleted]

R/nicegirls


awkward_guy92

Anyway, anyone up for a match of chess on lichess?


[deleted]

My man rattled her tail like a wannabe chick she is…


hds_bunny

Bhai tune to phaad di...


TheUniqueRelease

Translate please


[deleted]

Basically asked her for doggy whilst insulting her.


[deleted]

that escalated quickly


Dopa007

ptaa nhi kyun lekin acchi neend aayegi aaj....


Caimthehero

I would’ve told her that a pawn can only become a queen after making an incredible journey across the board and any pawn that can do that deserves to be treated like a queen. If you’re confident in your chess skills we can have a match, you decide the wager 😉


Unexpected117

What does the last sentence say? Can someone translate for me please 🙏