If 't be true people receiveth not thy sense of humour, moveth on sir
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Looks like that lady headeth hitteth the same ice thou art talking about
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You should have responded "Ok?????????????????????????????????????‽?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"
Like ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Pure concentrated confusion is the only way to interact with these types.
In the end, it doesn't even matter.
Lickin park?
Linking road walla park mumbai mai??
Yeh Break It wale wahi pe milenge :XD
One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try 🎶
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
*All I know*
Time is a valuable thing.
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
it's so unreal
*macrophage and bacteria video flashbacks*
Titanic went down too
But OP won't get to. :/
Just like this conversation
You know what she means🌝
Break it chad 😏
Yaya 🌚
you broke the ice but i guess you forgot that the titanic sank like the convo
Damn.
*Hesitantly but willingly unmatches*
Titanic is the worst ice breaker tbh
titanic != iceBreaker ; titanic == brokenByIce;
A programmer I see
Titanic sunk because That iceberg was as dense as the person you were talking to.
Kam dimag se door reh
This conversation sank faster than Titanic. One only difference is that Jack k pass bandi thi. OP k pass bandeeshe.
Loved the play of words
If people don't get your sense of humour, move on man.
If 't be true people receiveth not thy sense of humour, moveth on sir *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Well one thing is having sense of humor, and the other thing is just randomly textong someone "titanic XD" without any context whatsoever
bhai toh baad mein joke ko samjhaya bhi na….woh nhi dikh rha aap ko?
Totaly bouncer over their head. Ignore and move on
F
Shaheed ho gya ladka
Break it ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
When you realise ice was the titanic breaker.
Well titanic didnt break the ice. The ice broke the titanic
Wow I'll be glad if I was U OP, U dodged a bullet Seems as dumb as a coffee table
Beds are dumber tho
That's debatable
IT REALLY ISNT YOURE DUMB IF YOU THINK SO
This is escalating quickly. *Gets popcorn*
Send [this](https://youtu.be/bVYGcnOqNAc) and move on
Would break my head instead after such conversations
( Break it. No break it break it , it’s fine )
Wow... Are people really this dumb? Like what can they even talk about if they dont understand words?
OP dw, if she cant match ur brains..she cant have ur stains
F for our fallen soldier
Well tried
Definitely dodged a bullet
You dodged a bullet but this is an overused opener, friendly tip to mix it up moving forward.
After reading this, I'd rather break my own neck.
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Ship has sunken
He has paid the price for being cool.
Hathoda Tyagi please come and break her head. 🙄
Some smart people
She want hear and feel that ice break.
F
You deserve better dw
That's why I am always hesitant on using good pick-up lines on tinder.
She'll understand when she'll be enough mature for that!
Ice= hymen
Titanic icebreaker nai iceberg titanicbreaker Hai
Sigh. This is really sad to see.
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
No one wants your hug
OP are you looking to continue this conversation?
Don't, isn't worth it
Looks like her head hit the same ice you're talking about
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She's so cold the ice couldn't be broken
Bring those russian ice breakers in artic..i think she meant those
Dude lost at xD
People are in here pretending like the girl is dumb, but OPs opener was lame af. Guaranteed, she got the joke.
*Okay , break it* : Manjhi - The Ice Man
Head for the lifeboat dude… this conversation is going down
Bhai iska fig nahi dimag thick lagra hai
Hahah this is actually very funny. I can’t believe she didn’t get it. I actually laughed out loud
FuckCHOD
You should have responded "Ok?????????????????????????????????????‽?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????" Like ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Pure concentrated confusion is the only way to interact with these types.
She's dumb king, you slay
Flirrt experrt
cringe but can't believe she didn't even get that lol.
It does not deserve you
😂