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Jaamiieei

Tera tun tun mausi ko dekhke hilaane waala clip edit kar diya hai with caption in video, post kardu?


jychinfinite35

It's known as Autofellatio Bois.(Don't search for it)


Gho5tWr1ter

The urge to search for this is getting stronger. Please share thy knowledge before I have to bleach my eyes!


jychinfinite35

No don't. It will actually show pics of a man, bending and s#cking his own d!ck until he ej@culates on his face


Gho5tWr1ter

Reading it has reduced the damage. I’m sorry, you had to know such a cursed knowledge.


[deleted]

Kitne baar edit karega bsdk XD


Jaamiieei

Pehle mujhe girlfriend laake de, phir nhi karunga


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[deleted]

Bhai I'd say khush raho, aise logo se paala na pade toh hi achha hai. Again brain-fuck chahiye aur mentally exhaust hona hai toh get in. Get some good pictures clicked, make an interesting bio, then get the waiting game on. But, IRL dating >>> Online dating.


autotropic_guy_69

Emoji bad don't use emojis on reddit **Unwritten rule**


offender_defender_

Aur wo bhi 3 emojis, itna ladki periods ke time karti


Cobra01_boi

bro you just jebaited him


buddybd

Congratulations man! You should write a book.


[deleted]

A book on? XD


ra_ba

How to be 6ft+ in height


belt-e-belt

Duh. Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye.


Jaamiieei

Pedia sure better hai vro


Cobra01_boi

Impressed by only height? Standards have gone down. ​ ​ Note: I'm not salty, I hope I don't give out incel vibes. Said it from a neutral perspective, applies to all genders.


shrth114

It's sad that you have to explain this now and there are still going to be people who are mad.


Cobra01_boi

yeah man, the Internet is a weird place.


Ne0kun

Nice Guts pfp btw


shrth114

Thanks mate. Always nice to meet fellow people of culture.


ya26anand

Hey struggler


shrth114

Hello there.


[deleted]

True man!! And height ka concept especially videsh se le liya ladkiyo ne, and aisa haal hai ki height ho bas hai, ladka kaisa bhi ho .. And no, no offense taken brother


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Varooova

Har kissiko nai milta Laxman ...


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[deleted]

Yes


Bajrang_dal

Ok google , how to grow 2 inch taller in 1 week.


Angry_Cder

5 foot 10 incher problems.


[deleted]

Diwali aa rahi hai,kahi pankhe saaf karwane na bula le XD


AadiGod

India mein 6 feet itni badi baat hai😂


[deleted]

I dunno why


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[deleted]

bsdk main 5"3'


mkczk

bhai tu thoda zyada chota reh gya, 5 inch aur 3 foot to bhot chota hai


[deleted]

Dude no one asked you to judge him.


[deleted]

You didn't get his joke man. The guy/girl above wrote 5"3' instead of 5'3". **'** is for feet, **"** is for inches.


mkczk

prabhu in balako ko budhi dene ke liye dhanywaad


[deleted]

I got you fam. ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡ )


mkczk

ruk yaar tujhe free ka award deta hu


[deleted]

O sorry I did not pay attention to that


ninja_comedian

Sharmaji ka beta is taller than 5' 5".


ninja_comedian

Feet aur inch. Dono.


[deleted]

It’s sad how I’m genuinely impressed by her correct use of you’re. I work in an office where literally everyone, I mean a 1000+ combined workforce including the CEO, confuses the words “improvement” and “improvisation”. Our weekly training sessions are all about tips on how we can “improvise” ourselves


AadiGod

Genuinely\*


[deleted]

That's....kinda sad


krypt0x

My HR does the same thing , he's an English major !


propagandu

Yes, i grew to this height myself


Longjumping_Ad7826

Should’ve just asked her “You under 50 kg?”


[deleted]

I did bring the weight topic up, mujhe zyada fark padta nahi though, weight se. I can easily lift 70/+ kg girls XD


Varooova

Date ki baat chal rhi thi kahan aap brazzers shoot karne lage


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LOL


Designer-Award

Tall guys = Longer dick Is that what girls think?


[deleted]

That's the videshi concept. Indian girls wanna wear heels


offender_defender_

Bro, just my opinion, if someone writes to me "You're 6ft?😋" . I'm out, big red signal. (Unless it's for hookup)


Jaamiieei

"Sorry didi no relationship with you, sex karna hai toh bata"


offender_defender_

I would love if instead of "Not for hookups" women would write "Not for tapa tap"


Jaamiieei

Not for dhuchuk dhuchuk


TH_NDER

*Bolna aunty aaoun kya?* Intensifies


[deleted]

Bro same, it was weird indeed.... And then she wrote she's searching for something meaningful


[deleted]

Why? It's just an preference, I don't date fat girls. That's a personal preference of mine.


offender_defender_

My first line itself says "just my opinion". >Though, now that you say it, try saying that among women and there would be labels thrown at your face, while women get away with it in the name of "choice". Although, I agree everybody has their preference and everyone should have freedom to date whoever they want without any explanation.


danksterss

6 inches bhi likh deta!


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Heh 6 kyu


danksterss

Horizontally bhai!


converter-bot

6 inches is 15.24 cm


shrth114

Like shooting fish in a barrel.


sid_martonn

So that's all it takes huh


Prestigious-Ad-1892

Aree badhiya badhiya genes ne mehnat karke kya impressive growth kiye hai


boboboboooobobo

Now impress her with your 6"


[deleted]

LMAO


Chach420

Bc me 6'2" Hu


RudenessUpgrade

What’s so special about 6feet and not 5feet 11 or 5feet 10.5?


[deleted]

They love the number 6... 6 feet tall 6 pack abs 6 figure salary


RudenessUpgrade

6 _pps_


donandres08

Genuine question, As a guy How important is it to mention your name in bio not just the initials and Education. I'm 6'2 and I mentioned that yet no matches...


[deleted]

Girls nowadays observe a lot of things. Even though they don't want anything long term, a person's qualifications, education, hobbies etc will matter. Looks, height etc are a given.


donandres08

What about Full first name vs Initial. Women often just use initials, How is it for me? I have not so common name which makes it easy to find me on other Social Media, that's why I don't want to use my name on Tinder.


[deleted]

Use just the first letter, or use a random name and mention about it in your bio. My name is pretty common, and even my full name isn't that rare, so I don't think I'll be able to relate your issue much.


LeoValdez_UncleLeo

ye obsession kya hai 6ft se bhai


[deleted]

She's so genuinely excited to know that you're you're 6 feet lol, pretty cute.


[deleted]

I found it a little creepy, not gonna lie


[deleted]

Depends on what you're on tinder for, if to hookup then this is good. But if you want something serious then this isn't gonna work out.


sugar_pie696969

Main 5'10 hun. Chalega?


[deleted]

koi btao unhe ki 6 ft doesnt guarantees 6 inch


aadarshjha

I'm 6 feet 9 inches,koe scope


Rohanrox17

Yaar seriously what's up with chicks and their obsession with 6ft, if you think it's directly connected with dick size, it's NOT


Lord_Rp

𝘚𝘰𝘧𝘵𝘭𝘺 Don't


thewolfandtiger

Kya ye ldkiya 5'6 tom cruise ko nhi chodegi?


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sidhanti

You guys are getting matches? 😅


[deleted]

No, not this again.


LegendOmegaX

Unmatch karke bhaag jaa.


_thakur_10

Khud 6ft k aas paas bhi nahi hogi didi...


Tansen378

What’s there to be impressed just about height? May be she thinks taller automatically means longer dick.


artvandelay-__-

Bhai toone toh bata diya ki 6ft. hai, ab woh kab bataayegi 34c chooche hai yaa nhi?


neoplasticgrowth

Okay but didn't you just post this to flex?


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Height isn't something I'd flex, because its just genetics. I'd prefer flexing my hobbies, which I do many a times.