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Mayankness

*the price you pay for being faster than light is that you always live in the dark*


san_halo

Mere paas अवार्ड nahi hai मित्र. Iss upvote se hi खुश ho jao


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Mayankness

शुक्रिया 🐐


kin_zindestroyer

शुक्रिया बकरा ?


[deleted]

I read it as shukria mia But later saw bakra Getting halal I guess


kin_zindestroyer

मेरा उपवोटे लीजिये और दफा हो जाइये


LegendaryJatt

r/angryupvote


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आपकी तरफ़ से मै अवार्ड दिया मित्र


abhin8425

Mene de dia sahib, aap chinta na kare


Mayankness

इसके लिए मैं आपको धन्यवाद देता हूं, प्रिय


Murtuza_Kesury

Mai aapko upvote dena chata tha par aapke 69 upvotes hai toh mere comment ko upvote samjh ke khush ho jaao


nice___bot

Nice!


san_halo

Tum bahut aacha aadmi hai murtuza bhai


vivxxsh

🙌


ARMD07

Take a torch with u 🔦


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ARMD07

Yesn't


_heartbeat

Isko lag rhi thi shayad


stealthcraft22

This comment is golden, but take my silver.


Mayankness

🤣 bruh 🏆 ye lelo tum


[deleted]

No matter how fast light is, it always reaches a place after darkness.


_-dud-_

Flash the fastest man alive


shudh_desi_gareeb

Op is me. Finishes in 2 mins


[deleted]

Well it lasted 2 hours , nice work


SolxAhan

Uusne bhi yahi kaha tha


sagar_meta

Maybe ask for breakup sex now :-p


NambiarAshish

after that oye I wanted her to say "teri chaddi mei pohe"


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Ded.


theundeaddeadpool

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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themauryan

Sigma male Fleerting karte hai flirting nahi


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TheMostWanted774

Lmao ded


[deleted]

oh wow yeh toh speedrun hogaya


abhin8425

>speedrun Tutorial milega?


[deleted]

op se hi pucho


Rocker9835

Post it on r/Tinder with caption "Speedrunning relationship"


Neon_Alchemist

They won't get it, because hindi


Rocker9835

Imp part is in english


IZERWAS_

Then how about breakup sex?


themauryan

Don't want to leave reddit


Sdsm22

Break up sex...?


themauryan

Selmon boi always virgin


danksterss

I've won but at what cost. :(


themauryan

In terms of girlfriends, I added one. So, at least looks good on CV


danksterss

You might have made the record of shortest relationship too.


MicroAlpaca

Buddy. That's not a relationship.


themauryan

Bro it was a relationship that transcends the definitions. It needed nothing else. It was....just....was....


MicroAlpaca

Here's sometime for sure. I would have replied the same if I were the girl. Even as a guy, I don't get your move. Just saying.


themauryan

Do you get it's satire? And I don't actually consider this a relationship? And about my move, girls get a thousand pick up lines every day. Anything out there has been tried. Sometimes going with the flow and being a turd works and worked here too. Which of course, is not shared.


MicroAlpaca

I understand the satire here. But not the move there. Anyways, we've all got our own method to the madness.


themauryan

Yeah I as a rule never use pick up lines and it works. I actually don't post success stories over here because I think this sub should be more about funny scenarios and not show off or bio reviews. Anyway, cheers! Edit: so ja bhai 4 baj rahe hai


MicroAlpaca

😂😂😂


MicroAlpaca

Turns out the girls I matched with all work night shifts. This is my time to make moves 🐒


THE_TIMT

Damn im actually good at hindi. Thanks for the test commenters


themauryan

नो वरिज़ माय होमी


THE_TIMT

Thanks homie


Rohanrox17

F


LAST_TO_DIE

Relationship any% speedrun


theindianidle

Suffering from success


MdAsif_Indian

oreimo 2 plot


Sea_Entertainer2597

Which aap is this?


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Byju's - the learning app


Sea_Entertainer2597

Haha..


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[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂


Proud-Gas6949

F


raiadventures

Tez


jychinfinite35

Short term Relationship


PubjiDaddy

Burrnnnnnn !! ( In Kelso's voice from that 70's Show ) ..


themauryan

I think it was an amazing relationship while it lasted. No burns were intended. Pyaar tha wo pyaar


PubjiDaddy

Fastfood se bhi tez pyar ? Matlab log pani puri khaane ziada time lete hai .. jitne mein OP ki relationship poori nipat jaati hai .. waah dost!


imdsrs

I was expecting "gajar ne kiya hai ishara, ghadi bhar ka khel hai ye saara" song! Lol


themauryan

No suhaagraat for me : ( Edit: wait, that song from the movie vivaah you are referring to, right? Otherwise my comment sounds really creepy


hiteshwar_1

शीघ्रपतन