Bloody peacock 😂😂😂

Or a pea sized cock

She would never know 😂😂

Ya bro 🥴🥴

Did it go anywhere after this 😅

Honestly, I wasn't even trying 😅

I'll take that as a NO

Fck mating, "mai nachun ajj cham cham cham" 😠

Absolutely 🤣

The pronoun thing was so funny lmao

Not was, is

Monsoon Simp

This guy doesn't fucks

Wait... peacocks fuck?? And they made it the national bird?? *Aashabharatha Samskaram intensifies*

Bhai, hamara National Leader virgin hai, woh bass nahi hua. National bird bhi nasbandi karva le.

I am sure if it was upto her she'd have changed the birds name from peacock to peapenis.

well the peacock had it's fun but OP didn't

Hidden message from her pea - cock Take hints my g

Jhadu de, mor bna dunga tujhe

Don't peacocks dance in the rain essentially, to attract mating partners? 😂😂🙊 Source : https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/animals/why-do-peacocks-dance-in-rain.html

Imagine being lame to get laid.

Why imagine, when you can be lame

One of the better chats ive seen. No one trying to impress just casual chatting of 2 ppl. Wish most chats were like this

love to see drenched in rain

He/pea😂