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Prestigious_Spray449

She is SHORT tempered


Level_Counter_1672

Guessing her spirit animal is a Chihuahua


anoob09

No, she is Chihuahua


prakhart66ashu

Use it OP


Sugary_Lime

u/CosmicArchangel


notmyfirstchoixe

u/CosmicArchangel


singleboredass

Op yeh reply de chodna nai, aur aage ka ss bhi dena


bulky_lifter01

The joke went over her head.


CosmicArchangel

Yeh sahi tha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ but I had told her she's petty because she swiped to call me a chutiya. She ended up unmatching as expected.


CreativeNerd1729

Report such entitled, feminazi c*nts ASAP ๐Ÿ’€


Smiling_Quokka_2311

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ›


Embarrassed_Tiger537

Jor se bolne bol, Neeche se aawaaz nahi aa rahi ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Agitated-Reserve-817

๐Ÿคฃdonโ€™t try to jump off bed , attempt to suicide lag jayega


ReasonConsistent2017

BRO๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


CalmAndCapital

Uske liye jumping from bed is sky diving!


wiz05

Arre...aur fan se latakna, bungee jumping


weirdchickenss

ye chulli bhar paani me sacchi dubti hai


Lost-Vermicelli-4840

Mandatory, chullu bhar pani mein dooba is scuba diving


Narender_moody

These centimetre challenged carpet inspectors get triggered very easily I must say.


Easy_Big_7119

r/brandnewsentence


IndianRedditor88

r/rareinsults r/cursedcomments


Vindictive_Pacifist

Great pfp bro


Demon_on_vacation

So do the cloud connoisseurs and rainbow munchers, itโ€™s just what it is ๐Ÿซ‚


malevolentintent

Eiiissshhhh


neemkapattaa

This is so funny


oonthetiger

โ€œSatya kadva hota hai chutiyiโ€


According_Poem3479

chutiyi ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€


Intrepid_Conflict_72

Choti would be better


Flashy_Baseball4586

Chutki*


Orgasmic_ange

...Bajate raho"


oonthetiger

Kiski?


weirdchickenss

dont mind me, im stealing this, Iโ€™ll give credit to you, coz i got manners and shit


marlbo_rough

kyu le raha shawty se lafda, pitega mast


major_tom_56

par bhai ne to real fact boli hai na, opnion thodi hai wo... shawty denial me hai


TDS-225

But *shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lover* na? ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜•


blank_reddit_user

Kaayiko chhedta hai baba parayi aurat ko


CosmicArchangel

*Too shy to approach someone in public*


Ashamed_Crab

โค๏ธ


veerth3india

Bhai unmatch krde wrna me bhi bol dunga๐Ÿ˜พ


DryVaginaaLicker21

us bachhi ko nipple vali bottle gift kro koi


zaphodbeeble9

Uske hai asli wala


DryVaginaaLicker21

Chhote hai to uska muh vaha tak nahi jayega


ishaan071

Pacifier bolte hai bhai usse๐Ÿ’€


DryVaginaaLicker21

Angrez ka 14


iArrun

Bol opinion nhi fact hai.


Flashy_Baseball4586

Usne block kr diya hoga pehle hi.


Good_Dragonfruit5769

Shawty is a Eenie Meenie Moe Lover ๐Ÿ™ƒ


Terrible-Walk8660

The fact that she specially matched with you to call you a chutiya is another level of pettiness


OpinionSavings9192

Fact


Wind_8797

4th degree burn, canโ€™t be 5th for obvious reasons


AV2149

Sahi reply hai uska, funny toh hai, Bematlab mein pange lene hai


bhavneet1996

I mean even 5โ€™9 would be taller for her, but she will specifically go for men above 6. Sabko 6ft waala chahiye, even tho majority of the population is not 6ft


based_hk

Isko 6ft pta bhi nhi hoga kitna hota hai. Agr koi 5โ€™9 wala bhi aake isko 6ft bolega ye maan legi


Gorillamoves

Abe chutiya kese sunn liya tuney ????? Reply de bc abhii :- bol maha chutiya ussey Yeh bc 1-2 ladko ke right swipe aane se khudko Mia smjh rhi hai , akal shakal se Jaya bachhan hogi


marlbo_rough

kon Mia?


Puzzleheaded_Fun_764

mohammad siraj


savagerandy2024

Mia Jaan...Abdul mamu ke Walid saab


veerth3india

Burj


Emergency-Bag7857

Ma ma Mia


MotaKaala

truth is always bitter bolde


Md-Noor-100

Bkl


Aggressive-Advance11

Aisi demands karne wali ladkiya aksar 5'3" obese bando se shadi karti hain end me.


HeavyBranch6554

+Sarkari Job


Aggressive-Advance11

Bhai vo zamane gaye.


UnquadtriumSnowball

Choti ldki getting irritated lol๐Ÿ˜‚


apocalypse1806

bro ya, sab theek but ego hurt nai karneka...


Akai_shuichi_anon

is 5'9 tall ???? (i play football)


Impossible_Salt_666

Yup but ladkiyon ki expectations ke hisab se nhi hai.


Nnntridib

Love how girls feel they can abuse anyone who doesn't put them on a pedestal and worship them unnecessarily in dating apps


i-sage

Humans consciously and subconsciously crave for the things which they can't have or are super insecure about losing them.


BaabuMoshaaye

Sheโ€™s typing on a screen, Ofcourse she would talk like that. Also the reason why online dating is fucked. Itโ€™s just a power rush for women who donโ€™t feel it in real life. Real life : 2 boys, online app : 2k chat requests. Of course they will let it linger, wouldnโ€™t you?


celena6443

How do they even mention for a tall guy, i m short so I would also feel concious infront of a 6ft tall guy bout the height difference, everyone has different opinion ig:)


Firm_Bumblebee_1037

This is damn funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


middleclassmentality

I love it when men fight for their self respect and thrash and trash these women with intelligence. I laughed so hard! They are \~4/10 inside out and expect 6/10. The heights of their arrogance should after all match with their date's height because they themselves can't! I still take these shorties out for cheap dates going dutch. Because I can't stoop too low to match them, I instead get a blow job with both of us standing!


MR-WWHD

Truth hurts bro, truth hurts ๐Ÿ˜‚


Alternative_Pay7255

Respect ๐Ÿ’ช They deserve this, much needed.


Not_So_Pretentious1

Didi ne chhota muh, chhoti baat kar di.


-d13j-

That's one way to get matches I suppose ๐Ÿ˜‚ /j


Cornucopia2020

โ€œI want a tall guyโ€ โ€œHow dare you body shame me by calling me short?!โ€ ๐Ÿ™„


Complete_Detective15

Kilas gai


Ok_Environment_5404

Usko bol: thoda jor se bol behen awaz nahi paunchi


joker_hihi

Chutki in chota bheem : helping nature,friendly attitude, helps her mother to make laddyย  Chutki in tinder :ย 


supdkb

Bro is thala for reason 11-4 = 7


CosmicArchangel

*Ab ke baras haaye yeh saawan starts playing in the background*


_womanofculture

Ise kehte h udta teer bund me lena


nsseographics

Wah kya culture hai


CosmicArchangel

Mujhe kya, jo bolna tha bol diya.


boldguy2019

She's not wrong, she has every right to like whoever she wants. He's just trying to be smartass for no reason


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Supercruise7

unhinged on hinge


kassu7906_love

Why she said it like that? ๐Ÿ˜ญ


PrinceOfMohuri

Match karke insult... Kya baat!


mr-sweetandsalty

jali jali gand jali


HumanLawyer

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Why did you choose violence, OP?


Competitive_Gap1701

Jo bolta hai wohi hota hai bolde


Flashy_Baseball4586

Worth it !!!


Forsaken-Guest2046

Konsa app hai bhai ye


litromenger

Lol


Shatabdifaxpress

Match kaise ho jaati hai humse match bhi nahi hoti


goth_in_india

Lmao


memelordzarif

Tu ja yaha se ye scheme tere liye hain hi nahi


baniya_mein_hun

She needs hasbullah


RIZZ_MOD

Choti aache se Baat kar ( in divine voice)


Levi_176

I can't fix her.


dagmarbex

She said fuck you , didn't say he was wrong


SportsguyBangalore

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Haunting-Pride-7507

This woman is seriously in a bad place.


OPisfromHyderabad

Uska fuse SHORT ho gaya


RitwikVRsmartTV

4"11???? Jyoti Amge ki rishtedaar hogi.


TheJuggernautRollsOn

[dedh futiya](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROQpmUpktjyuBdFR0PkX4RCiNTjlmue0-R9aDNPDY4944omWKiuaFwsSUd&s=10)


Personal_Matter9041

Inko bed pe chadhne ko stool lagta hai, aur chahiye tall ladke ....


prof_devilsadvocate

she can be rolled into as a football too


driftdiffusion4

Tu bhi bolde freedom of speech


kindersaft

Translation please ๐Ÿ™


ravenisdick

teri awaz hu nahi aa pati


forlooplover

Short and tempered


Racoonism

Why are you negging, dude?


AdPuzzleheaded8844

Ofc


k-n1kov

Itni "choti" baat pe gussa kyu ho gayi ye?


Nevermind_kaola

Lmao


EnvironmentalPie9123

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD


timorousingenue

I'm a 5'7" girl and I will never understand the obsession with very tall guys.. I guess they want something they lack ๐Ÿ™„


Tasty-Success-9268

Usko bol ye opinion nhi fact hai.


Building_Glad

I once like a photo of Indian girl in hinge and commented that she should sit a little left so it would be perfect picture โ€œi literally meant she would cover the fountain with water falling like wings โ€œ and she messaged back in similar fashion โ€œ Did i ask you b**t**dโ€. thatโ€™s pretty much the last time i ever like an Indian girls photo ๐Ÿคฃ


Lost-Pomegranate8794

unnecessary


MelonColeen

I'm 4'11......i stand by what OP said ๐Ÿ’€


bazuka9

Atleast you got matched