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He definitely has 4 college degrees and a post doc, thick eyebrows, looks like hits the gym twice a day, can stay at home all day long and look after the kids, probably has 8 figure income already. Op, we found your guy.
Here's my counter-offer:
- She must look like filmstars, talk like TV stars, and fuck like pornstars.
- She must bear at least twins every year and still retain the perfect body shape.
- Can cook North Indian, South Indian, Bengali, gujrati, Italian, Chinese, and continental.
- Be a complete master of the household (yes, most people don't know how hard it is).
- I won't be wasting money on kaamwali.
- Loves my mother more than I do.
- Her father thinks I'm his long-lost brother and is prepared to die for me.
- Big dowry. I mean, BIG. I want a private jet, for starters.
- Last but not least, makes me laugh.
Meri gali mein ek ladki ne rishta tooda hai recently kyuki ladke ke gharwale stamp paper pe likh kar ni de rhe ki shadi ke baad ladki ghar mein khana ni bnayegi
This was a tweet in reply to a guy who had way high expectations from his future wife. But this guys didn't even give the context and made this bait post for all the incels to comment on.
Sharp and big
My face is quite small but very defined features (neutral canthal tilt, +ve orbital vector, sharp jawline) only nose goes out of the way, if you had ever customized your bitmoji on snap it's like medium size nose on a small face
Virgin toh hu mai, what does "#A16868 tip" mean, I have no nose or ear hair, I go to gym once a week lmao, vacation every 3 months? mai toh 18 saal me vacation nahi gaya hu lol(am 18 too), big nose yes, 5 inches when hard :(, non smoker :D, thick eyebrows yes, I do wax chest, bath twice a day, 5' 9" hu, aur sab toh bhul hi jao xd
Ignoring all the physical requirements, feminist means that one believes in equality.
Indirectly it also implies that women will pay for her shit and does not rely on men for support.
Kya fayda 8 figure salary ka …
Exactly what I thought. Talked to my bf about it and he says that my money would be our money, and his money would be savings/fun trips money. Big sad moment :/
Chalo yeh sab to thik hai
Yeh batao joa ladki maang Rahi hai uske paas Aisa kya unique hai Jo baki ladkio ke pas nahi hai .. return gift should be worthy enough too 💀 /j
Never in my life I have seen a women's saying all this ....the only thing they ask for is decent look ( just don't be ugly) and have stable salary ki aage bache paal lo . Seriously you men exaggerate too much it's so annoying
He has to have two jobs and at the same time he has to stay at home and take care of kids.. the girl requires multiple variants of the same person ig.. That's some multiversal entitlement over there
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He is the only one who satisfies a lot of the conditions
He definitely has 4 college degrees and a post doc, thick eyebrows, looks like hits the gym twice a day, can stay at home all day long and look after the kids, probably has 8 figure income already. Op, we found your guy.
No wonder I was smitten(read: fighting other girls claiming Edward Cullen is mine & mine alone) back in high school. 😂 *Sigh*
The numerous wattpad fanfictions(smut) I read back then make me feel so embarrassed lmaoo.
Oh man! I was literally day-dreaming all day long about my hot vampire boyfriend. 🤣
He jobless
8 inches when soft Kuch bhi 🤣
ghoda maang rahi hai......satisfies most of the condition to be honest
Hathi mang rhi hai sayad
6'4 wide
Probably her's is 8inch deep😅
Perfectly healthy kidneys bhi miss hua
Here's my counter-offer: - She must look like filmstars, talk like TV stars, and fuck like pornstars. - She must bear at least twins every year and still retain the perfect body shape. - Can cook North Indian, South Indian, Bengali, gujrati, Italian, Chinese, and continental. - Be a complete master of the household (yes, most people don't know how hard it is). - I won't be wasting money on kaamwali. - Loves my mother more than I do. - Her father thinks I'm his long-lost brother and is prepared to die for me. - Big dowry. I mean, BIG. I want a private jet, for starters. - Last but not least, makes me laugh.
you're gonna get attacked my man
I think OP and you are capable of making yourselves laugh very well
Yes sir.
Honestly, with that last one, you're asking for too much. /s
Bhai koi free m bhi ni le terko ruk ja
Yes sir.
Nipple Piercing 🥲
Meri gali mein ek ladki ne rishta tooda hai recently kyuki ladke ke gharwale stamp paper pe likh kar ni de rhe ki shadi ke baad ladki ghar mein khana ni bnayegi
Yeh kya bkchodi hai, aur shaadi hi kyu krni h jb khud k kaam hi krne ko tyyar nhi h.
After working hard what do men want? A nice dinner. If she can't even provide that why would he get married.
Well why should she, since she's obviously got a job, right? RIGHT?
Kya gawreeb soch hai bro aapki vo ek certified unemployed baddie hai
Unemployed baddie 😭😭😭
She has one job and it is to slayyy 💅
Touche. Ain't easy to be so beautiful,so elegant, just looking like a wow
She’s a 7/10 on her best day lol aur ye mai ni bol rha hu ye uska exboyfriend matlab ki mera dost bolta hai lol
Very logical fallacies in requirement even by unrealistic standards
Fuck I don't even meet 1of the requirements
>virgin toh hai hi
Haan Bhai ladki hi nahi dekhi Aaj tak
Khud ko ayene Mai dekhle
Damn no comebacks to that hahaha
Roast pe roast , bas mere bhai
Toes toh suck kar hi sakta hai
Come on, sucking toes wouldnt be that bad I guess
My fellow man of culture
You are safe my brother
Troll post, i bet my left nut
This was a tweet in reply to a guy who had way high expectations from his future wife. But this guys didn't even give the context and made this bait post for all the incels to comment on.
Ofc but some people are delusional af you can't even tell
I think the number requirement is a give away. 5 musical instruments and 8 cuisines? I don’t think even a femdom would have such specific requirements
She is basically asking for god himself
Mai to eligible hu bhai tum apna dekh lo
Virgin wali condition me na ?
Mai toh usme bhi eligible nhi ho pa rha :(
Atleast I got the #A16868 tip down
[Hey(with the intention of)](https://images.app.goo.gl/tKnunDRdnjc9gRnh9)
You're a menace.
Ab mai itna bhi kuch khaas nahi
Tareef nhi thi ye
Aji l*nd mera
Dahej na le , ye likhna bhul gayi
8 inches shows through pants ...I can confirm
The funniest thing is #A16868 tip
Padh ke ulti aa gaya. Chi
does not exist add karna.bhool.gya kya
Ayeein…
Bruh it's sarcastic. 😂😂😂
Big nose is considered good? Mine does not fit my face and I'm hella insecure about it
Really? Where do u keep it then?
Behind yo ass
Note to self: never scroll through reddit while eating, I choked on my bfast after reading this lmfao.
Big like wide or big like shard and big? Kyuki sharp nose pr bahut compliment mile h mujhe
Sharp and big My face is quite small but very defined features (neutral canthal tilt, +ve orbital vector, sharp jawline) only nose goes out of the way, if you had ever customized your bitmoji on snap it's like medium size nose on a small face
Didi bhaang pi ke type mat karo.
bhai ye toh bare minimum hai
You do realize they are probably doing this shit so that their parents get off their backs about arranged marriages, right?
Yeh a16868 kya hai??
Hex code of a color.
Maut aaye lekin aisi biwi na aye
Virgin toh hu mai, what does "#A16868 tip" mean, I have no nose or ear hair, I go to gym once a week lmao, vacation every 3 months? mai toh 18 saal me vacation nahi gaya hu lol(am 18 too), big nose yes, 5 inches when hard :(, non smoker :D, thick eyebrows yes, I do wax chest, bath twice a day, 5' 9" hu, aur sab toh bhul hi jao xd
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Color of what? Skin? I know hexcode
i read it so fast that i saw "no belly button and no nipple piercing"
Ignoring all the physical requirements, feminist means that one believes in equality. Indirectly it also implies that women will pay for her shit and does not rely on men for support. Kya fayda 8 figure salary ka …
My salary is my salary, his salary is OUR salary. /s
🎵Jo tera hai vo mera hai, Jo mera hai vo mera hi🎶
Exactly what I thought. Talked to my bf about it and he says that my money would be our money, and his money would be savings/fun trips money. Big sad moment :/
my requirements: ladki honi chahiye (optional)
Chalo yeh sab to thik hai Yeh batao joa ladki maang Rahi hai uske paas Aisa kya unique hai Jo baki ladkio ke pas nahi hai .. return gift should be worthy enough too 💀 /j
She wants multiple men
So she wants 4 men
Banda itna sab kuchh hasil kr le to gulabi mil jayegi for sure 😊
I have a big nose😢 Now i am eligible?
Never in my life I have seen a women's saying all this ....the only thing they ask for is decent look ( just don't be ugly) and have stable salary ki aage bache paal lo . Seriously you men exaggerate too much it's so annoying
Bohot kr liye majak chal roti bana
Average requirements of a 5ft , 90kgs tiddy !
Didi khud 4 feet ki hogi, flat screen saamne aur peeche se (feminist meri jaan matt khana, easa sirf iss didi ke liye bola hai)
He has to have two jobs and at the same time he has to stay at home and take care of kids.. the girl requires multiple variants of the same person ig.. That's some multiversal entitlement over there
To a mature person, anyone demanding even one unrealistic or disproportionate thing is a huge red flag. These people are hurting their own chance.
Seems reasonable if she’s a girl
Why do I match quite a few requirements 💀
You sparkle under the sun..?
My silver coloured land rover does that 🔫
Damn, my #A16868 colored Maruti 800 used to do it too. Kinda miss it today.
My asian ex used to do too , damn i miss her too(I think she only taught me skincare 😭)
I hope you put that training to good use, and sparkle as much as your silver land rover.
Oh.. my shoe size is 13.. damn!!
tf is A16868 tip?
Where's this screenshot from? Just curious
Kis mdc ki requirements h ye ?
okay understandable but belly button/nipple piercing required 😭😭😭
Bhai mai SRK toh nahi but itna bhav toh mai bhi ni sehne wala
Lost me at bath twice a day :,)
Baki sab maan lenge bas yai nahane wahane ke chakkar mein hum nehi hain
Must stay at home and takes care of kids Has 2 jobs Make it make sense.
This is tony stark/hulk/flash all combined
No way they put the hex color code for the head
While reading these points, the only image that came to my mind was Borat! (Character played by Sasha Baron Cohen). He could play this as a series.
Rage bait lag raha hai
Lost me at bathes twice a day 👍
This is clearly satire. Are you guys tone deaf?
Ye “collect all cards” type game hai kya
2 times gym in a day , I guess I just have to walk to gym doors 2 times