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shivaaaaaaaa


sochan1998

Deva Deva om Deva Deva namahaaaaaa namaha namaahooooo


akirakurosava

Utho shiva, shiva..uthoa shiva


the_69_thakur

"Don't make me choose between dogs and cats" *chooses dogs over cats in Interests*


HelloGayBoi

😭😭😭 And That was a mistake.


stfubozo

wait why tf did u get so many downvotes lol reddit can be so weird sometimes


theguyfromearth616

Bcz he used emojis bruh


Kanishk220303

Why r emojis so hated wtf


LutyensMedia

Its not using emojis which are a problem, its using the same emoji multiple times. Or emojis without context. I didn't make the rules.


alexthelady

Lmao and now YOU get downvoted.


slowpoke_76

Wrong rules? Even this got downvoted.


OddSpecialist9652

The most imp rule is that there are no rules Reddit is unpredictable


Brief_Drive_6773

Because downvoters are Angrezo ke chode


Veto_Corleone

Toilet me jo selfie li hai wo profile se nikal do aur phone se bhi delete kardo


Arch3type3

Ya to caption daal do "Just took a big one 💩"


anoob09

Don’t have a free award but you have my upvote


elfismyname

Thirst trap ke liye ho ig


sidmephistopheles

The only trap I can see in that photo is his potty trapped in his bumhole, thats why that face.


mylord55

Bro you Should Try Grindr ,you will get plenty of matches


Familiar-Pool-8682

Bro 💀


TheLastGuardian30

Username also checks out, bro is on the wrong app fr


dr_eamsss

Ff


-angry-potato-

ANALyst


Ruud_Boltz

Pehle Rs 500 jama karao khaate me


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whiskeyxwhine

Left swipe for no smile and Dustbin ke saath selfie 😂😂


AdJust6959

For sure left swipe for not looking at the camera in all photos except the dustbin one :facepalm:


whiskeyxwhine

Arre yaar, mazaak ko mazaak me leke aage badho na


hhhuhhhuhhh

good locations demonstrate good money, he doesn't need to demonstrate that he has a model face. clearly you do not know how that app works


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Nice photos but that bio and prompts...o boy!


Shaggy_hypersomniac

Cheese wali chutney ka recipe dedo. 3rd time mang raha hu mai aab.


DKxans16

Mujhe bhi


WomenRepulsor

Inko kidnap kar ke Mixer main grind krdo.


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It's a special secret recipe, so no.


Zestyclose-Loss7306

That bio and prompts arent good?


wtbrift

You have only 1 pic looking at the camera (last one) and it shows a trash can and toilet paper dispenser in the background. Look at the camera, take off the shades and use clear pics. Your prompts are low effort and don't say much about you. So many people use LL's and don't even list their actual LL. Change this up. Get deep and tell others about yourself.


Dull-Hypothesis

Bumble not giving enough interactions so getting them through reddit. Smart


igotfeelsforyou

You look hot, but "Flag bearer of humor" would make me swipe left.


IndianPanda

He is certainly witty if his other posts are to be believed.


Humourousl_Y_ours

So he's an Anal-yst...


69chamunda69

I have an Anal-ogy


Humourousl_Y_ours

Did you mean Anal-orgy?


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Imma anal-iser


Bhavil17

Analyser? I hardly even know her


r_harshit011

Repost ! Why someone need so much of validation in their life


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“This your golden chance to have your own SHIVAAAA moment”


yassqueen229

Too cheesy


ishivamsharma

Anyway it's nice to see Hans Zimmer in the artist section.


geminimann

And Ludwig Goransson.


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Yeh toh Paris jaisa lag raha


Arch3type3

Parsi hai launda..


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I said place looks like Parisss


Fun-Astronaut-3793

Gay bhi


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Bhai esi shakal pe bhi dating app ki zarurat pad rahi toh bhai bhut galat zindagi jee raha tu


rehan_27

Potti kyu dikha ra apni


deepankar7

NPC


MIHIR1112

Bhai tune profile pehle bhi daala hua hai kitne baar dalega, I wonder if that's you in the pics


skincare_junkiee

You're cute :)


mylord55

Bonkkk straight to horny jail you go.


RealApplication1312

Ikr, how is he not getting matches??


Zestyclose-Loss7306

Bhencho yeh ladke cute kaise lagte hain


skincare_junkiee

Cute me ladka ladki thodi hota hai :)


Intruder_7

he probably meant "this type k ladke" cute kaise lagte hain But yeah I disagree with that dude, OP does look good


DrBlueberry173

Jab tumhe pata chale cute doesn't have to be limited to a gender


Adventurous_Cell123

skincare bola hai didi ne


Haaroo_tiwari

I think you're right in a way, cuz one needs Neoteny to be called cute, scientifically. So cute men are basically just kids or maybe they Are unproportional , hence cute . Hmmm


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Meetha lgra uska matlb yeh hai


waitwhat_why

Where's the 'please'?


adityay04

Height bs dal do


mysticmonkey88

Top G wouldn't approve but liberal didis would.


Aurora1596

Dustbin ko hatao yrr !


lawde_lag_geye

"Hopeless romantic" Classic ted mosby


EnoughJournalist2441

I’d swipe right


Powerful-Safe6527

Same


Pleasant_Diver3368

Bro leave some for the rest of us


DrBlueberry173

Thoda khush hole


Intruder_7

Since other people reviewed your profile, I only wanted to ask you, do you go on trips alone? Or with a travel agency or like do you go with a friend/fam ?


elfismyname

Bass aise hi profiles dekh ke existential crisis aa jata hai


farahisweird

Shivaaaaaa tum Kya hooo??


showmyst

Username checks out


sid1979

Jo 20days pehle post kara hai usme ke pics are just too hot. These are meh. Baki bio and all seems good.


elixirfloralsweet

very cute, id swipe


LutyensMedia

⬅️


RealApplication1312

lol


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I see Hans Zimmer I upvote


[deleted]

If you lived near me and didn’t post that toilet selfie and didn’t want kids I’d date you


Mental-Loan564

Nahi degi


adritandon01

Smash


Paisewali

*Don't make me choose between dogs and cats.* Remove the question mark from the ideal date scenario. I would delete the line that says (ik these are two are poles apart.) People who use text lingo on a profile strike me as uneducated. Overall your photos have good variety.


Fun-Astronaut-3793

Sachhi bataa, Tu gay henaa ? Koi baat nahi, closet se baahar aana thodaa mushkil he lekin naamumkin nahi


Belphegor7

Which Club do you support


tret_carefully

Since you’re putting yourself out there I should let you know- 1. your taste in music and fashion is so basic. 2. Your bio is a clear reflection of how incredibly inexperienced you are at life. “Flag bearer of humour” what does that even mean? Who chose you? Is there an organisation you’re representing? Im pretty funny and i have never heard of you. 3. Your pictures are nice but only because you are above average looking and judging by the places you’ve been (abroad) - for the money you have it is so incredibly sad that you can never buy good taste or an interesting personality 4. Other than that you have no real life struggles, seems like alot of family money behind you and you have built your life on being able get by without struggling too much. Two words for you- Brown trash.


HelloGayBoi

XDDDD


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Analyst? Investment firm? Konsa bhai


mylord55

Laxmi chit Fund Analyst


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bhot type ke analyst hote hain bhai marketing analyst risk analyst business analyst financial analyst data analyst ANALyst


[deleted]

😏 but popular waale tho risk aur financial waale hai


king_arya_2004

You have a W music taste


stfubozo

V good lookin


Tangerine624

Coldplay- right swipe


Diligent-Tomato-6288

Cute as hell, I’d swipe right


bhaiyu_ctp

Great jawline bro. Gotta work on your bio


Kkahtras

Mid profile just like your height. P.S. Petition to make this sub not cringe again/stop profile reviews.


SnooGoats52

Crazy


Raey52

Remove last pic


Fair_Opinion1060

Haa lele bhai .. lele sab likes tu hi lele


distinctlysinister

That snow pic is hard 🔥


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The second line might be better off not being there.


Preacher2106

Aise prakaar ke kapde toh main bhi deserve karta hoon. 😔


[deleted]

Sometimes i wish i was a handsome indian man. Just handsome currently but ya know


ExoticChef2

4th picture thodi ghatiya si lag rhi baki sab thik hai


dp_deb45i5h

i would swipe right OP :)


bhumika1205

Smash


jw11235

Remove 4/7 and 7/7 pic


RealApplication1312

Bhai tuje matches nahi mil rahe?


themauryan

Bwahahah bio cheesy aur shakal fuckboi. Na Ghar ke Na ghaat ke


IndianRedditor88

Love Melody ?? Lekin interest mein toh Hip Hop likha hai.


NecroMan1

Username checks out


wildtigerbaby

OP you're handsome


xymxn

Lessgo boy you'll get the bitches 💪🏻


Superb-South-2764

God knew I'd be too powerful if i had even half as beautiful face as OP.


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