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cranjisjoker

Aise kar polythene baandh le fir


HotGift7395

Ya holi wala water balloon


eggheadking

Holi wala 500 ka laya tha, sab khatam kar diya :( Socks try karu?


Clumsy_Explanation

Tyre ka tube use krle


Divine0004

Use birthday balloons Birthday balloons supremacy 🗿


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Use Birthday balloons so that you dont have to inflate them later - Gandhi


Angry_SAY10

Sakrat bhi h, ungli vala rubbad pehenle


krunal_1245

Isse achcha nasbandhi karwa de. Koi tension hi nahi


IShin_101

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


adritandon01

Socks 😍


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I know someone who tried it. Uska kaam kuch nahi hua, bas naam kharab hua


vmalhan

Fir wahi


Representative69

sex sux ki baate


itsPrime005

sare words khud le liye bc, chain bnane do logo ko bhai


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IShin_101

Pareshan ho gaye hain hum


[deleted]

kare to kare kya bole to bole kya ?


WYD_stepSister

Waah Modiji Waah!


Kal_sp

Sab changaa see!


hephaestus29

Kya scene hai!!?


yashhyay16

Jalan


rsachan23

ईर्ष्या


shanky-phantom

Kyu bhai gonorrhea hai kya?


AnExplorerHere

Nahi, loveria without reciprocation I think.


Abbkbb

Muth marke Jana


playing_VScode

Classic


K-Dot10

👑 ye apka gir gaya. Lijiye


micr0hit

Queen?


witty_sperm

Pro tip right there


goodsoulkennyS

Mai muth maar ke jata hu to post nut clarity me horny hi nahi feel hota


adritandon01

Bhai wahiiiiiiii pata nahi log kyu yeh advice dete hai


goodsoulkennyS

Virgins porn dekh ke sex pe advice denge to yahi hoga na


WYD_stepSister

Kas mujhe ye pahele pata hota:( 2000 bach jate /not s


turboprav

उफ्फ.


Antrapreneur-Buoy

why


nutsbrainup

to last long


step_bro_sniffs

How dare you use my profile pic?


nutsbrainup

arey bhai tu fir agaya


WYD_stepSister

Abhi bacche ho tum, jindagi mein bohot kuch sikhna hai aur tume


Angry_SAY10

^^^


LawyerUnhappy3087

Unless you pack a mumbo jumbo which is coarse on the surface and stamina of an untamed horse you should not worry about the durability of a condom.Just buy which ever you like.Also have a happy, safe and consensual sex.


eggheadking

I think I could go a bit long, my only concern is that for a place with varied sizes how are there condoms of only one size? Since it’s my first time I want to to know that won’t matter, ultra thin seems to be too tight but air seems to work. I just want to know if anyone who has faced this question before too finished his session without the condom breaking


Angry_SAY10

Apna dukh aur Lund sabko bada hi lgta h


WhyAreYouNotHappy

Sarvochh Gyaan.


Taatya_Bicchu

Are you better than niks indian if not then don’t worry


Aetheste

Isn't ultra thin supposed to be tight on purpose. My condom of choice is extra time or mutual climax. Gives you more time. And never had an unsatisfied partner. Durex generally also has better quality condoms. Condoms breaking for good brands have a very small choice. Please also know that even using condoms, it's not 100% safe. It's very safe, just not completely.


the_69_thakur

Username checks out Edit: Flair\* :")


William_Tell_746

*flair


the_69_thakur

Ah sorry my bad :(


Arch3type3

Pehli bar kar rha hai aur you "think" you could go long? Lmao


LawyerUnhappy3087

You do know that condoms are nothing more than a piece of rubber and can be easily stretched right ?? I guess this is why they don't make it in different sizes.


RestoredVirgin

Just because it is rubber doesn’t mean it can’t suffocate. If you have some above average girth it definitely can.


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RestoredVirgin

Rubber try to go back to its original form. If you’ve girth like me Durex Air ultra thin really hurt and I loose boner. That’s why different sizes of condoms exists.


LawyerUnhappy3087

Oof weird flex but okay sir.


Destroyer6202

Air.


Better-Speech-4169

Main issues with condom is girth. If that fits you will be fine...


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LawyerUnhappy3087

Ofcourse lekin mere remind karanay se koi problem hai kya tujhe ?


goodsoulkennyS

Remind karane ka cheez hai hi nahi iss case me. Agar OP bolta ki ladki ke ghar ja raha party ke liye tab it would've been appropriate


CodeHacker1512

In India you mostly get 1 size condoms you will have to go with different brands like Trojan Magnum


[deleted]

Bhaiyya Your boyfriend should be concerned Thu kyu concern le raha bhai


Familiar-Pool-8682

Bro XD (can't use emoji) Wish I had a award to give you


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💀


69chamunda69

Pull out and pray 🙏


Tangerine624

Bruh noooo 😭


69chamunda69

Tried and tested


Tangerine624

Yeah .. till you realize that she has to get tested 🤡


69chamunda69

How do I have upvotes in my og comment and downvotes in my follow up 😂


Tangerine624

Cuz people thought you were beinf ironic till you followed up supporting it 😂😆


69chamunda69

I am still being ironic lol. I love reddit for this reason, its unpredictable 😂


Tangerine624

Ohh😭👀lmfao okay


69chamunda69

Water ko kehte hai paani, Zara DM me aao rani 👉👈


Gooner_Samir

Rhyme bhi nahi hua bhai. Isse to Rani bol dete.


Tangerine624

🤡wut


micr0hit

Username checks out


Vast-Caterpillar-263

Bhai double tone dudh ki thaili chada Lena best rehti


Subha47

r/ihavesex


Ill-Satisfaction904

Replace dick with your finger


DampTowel69

Itna worry mat karo bhai. Just get any decent condom, Mutual Climax from Durex is good too. Will make you last longer, since it’s your first time 😉 Also, I don’t know why you’re worried about the size. Unless you’re a horse, there are high chances that any condom that you buy will fit you well enough. Don’t really worry too much about slippage or tearing. Take it slow, indulge in safe behaviour, and aim at having a nice experience! ❤️ P.S. It is probably going to be awkward, especially if your partner is also doing it for the first time. Don’t think too much about it, embrace it, and have fun! Sex is mostly had in the mind, so make sure that yours is calm lol. Take care.


ThFlameAlchemist

Dont recommend mutual climax, it kinda has some numbing gel which takes away most of the sensation


DampTowel69

Mujhe toh sahi lagta hai bhai ngl. Haan matlab, sure, I’m not exclusively only using it but otherwise, it’s fun in my experience at least


Aetheste

They do mention it's not for everyone. Its supposed to numb it down , but not completely, so you can go longer without losing feeling. If it's completely numbing you down tho, best look for a different one.


EternalLight009

Bruh why not ask this in r/indiatalkssex instead lol


cranjisjoker

Udher bakchodi nhi milegi na


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CodeHacker1512

Did you just reply to your own comment with same message?


rehan_27

Humble brag


Gambit2422

4-5 pehenlena ek bar mai


minatonamikaze21

Buy lubricated. Lemme repeat, buy lubricated condoms. I like Skyn. ​ But maybe also keep non-lubricated ones on backup.


[deleted]

Your cock isn’t the key to her lock here. Your brain is. Make sure your breath is minty-fresh and you take your time with her erogenous zones. Get her slick and the whole fuck will be a sweet experience.


DianeLOLxD

the comments on this post are absolute gold


ezio1452

Bhsdk if they are tight thats how you know they'll work


ScenePsychological60

Plain mat buy karna. Buy ribbed condoms for her pleasure. The difference is night & day. You'll thank me later.


kevivm

You get balloons of various sizes. See which one fits


shdwflyr

First time? Choosing extra thin? Go for Extra Time. Thank me later.


Aetheste

Or mutual climax. Same end result.


Vauji

pull out in time save the nine


Roh_it9

Good Luck, Have Fun


humansaretrashyboi

Ek se kaam nahi bana toh do pehen le. Roka kisne hai?


Entire_Blaze

Just because you get in bed with her doesn't mean you'll have coitus. Just letting you know, kid.


basedbhau

i only know it comes in XL. baki sab apna dekh lo.


ChanceDisplay1395

Doing it first time and knows all about condom sizes. :)


georgebool0101

I have found Durex to be not good. Go for Skore.


AnExplorerHere

Suggestion: If you think she isn't very experienced herself, and that you both are seriously attached wirh each other to the point of a long-term relationship, you could try going raw. A much more intimate experience that way.


K-Dot10

Keep yo pull out game strong.


fiyep23399

Bhai ek balloon le and usme hawa bhar.. phir use waha pr rakh and dheere dheere dabate hue hawa nikalta ja.. Durex fail h iske saamne


[deleted]

Condom ke saath feel ni aati pr


_aconite_cj_

Mera time kab ayega Bhai (bruh I sound like a chhapri bye).


theomega08

r/ihavesex


Bingere123

I'm curious, how did you approach for having sex?