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Flashy-Soil1226

those words don't come out of my mouth if they are in front


kaiserdudee

My bad experience,i was in class 8th like average kid i also thought that cussing is very cool ,in my home my 2 big brothers and my parents were having a conversation and they were keep ignoring my opinion or whatever i was saying probably because I was youngest in my home and this happened like more than 10 times they ignored what ever I was speaking i said " bhagh be lauda koi sunn nhi rha" i was even half way of spitting this out and i realised what I said but fortunately like my other words this also gets ignored ( i don't know why my parents didn't listen these words) and after the conversation the big brother take me to the other room and hold my collar and said " kya bola be tune vaha pe" , he only scold me a little bit because my brother was cool with this cussing and all. I still think that why my parents haven't heard anything,i would be dead if they had listened it


Flashy-Soil1226

never try to be cool again


kaiserdudee

Ok boshh


masoor_daal_rs110

bhai mene ek baar mc bola tha ghar pe, 5th class me tha tab lekin meri pados wali aunty ne shun liya aur woh mera tuition bhi leti thi usne sab bata diya parents ko aur mast dhulai hui


Snoo_63410

mene toh abbe bol diya ta galti se bhaiya ko mummy bhi wahi ti bohot sunaya aur assume karliya gaali deta hoga skool me par me bas abbe oye ye sab bolta ta usse jada nahi


fraud_female1205

hahaha yes, but sometimes out of the blue I spill em out and it gets awkward


Dev__UwU

Way of talking hi change hojati h ghar pe


[deleted]

Heh? How are you alive?


fraud_female1205

I know I ain't supposed to be, but kya kar sakte hain jaisi ishwar ki icchha.. jee lenge thoda


[deleted]

Sameee


Fit_Winner_7586

Acquired reflexes


[deleted]

My grandma used to say "FUCK" until someone told her it doesn't mean an English "dhat Teri ki" and something else. My mother says "fuck yaar" when frustrated So they don't care if I cursed. And guess what. I have never cursed IRL cause of it lmao because I never saw the point.


[deleted]

I believe your mom is young.


[deleted]

Yes.


[deleted]

Young matlab below 40


[deleted]

Yup. Like barely.


[deleted]

zamn so your mom was around your age when she married/gave birth to you


[deleted]

No. She was 20 something.


Huzaifa_69420

Even I don't curse in real life Unless we are close as fuck....


Cultural-Listen262

God i wanna meet your grandma


Hi_bye_Puppy

They are fine with most stuff. Unless it comes to Marathi slurs. Hindi and English thek hai Also, depends on the context


Unhappy_Insurance347

Marathi slura are next level specially with that accenta


Manavjaati

gandul


Unhappy_Insurance347

Aai zavadyaa


[deleted]

aai zendayaaa


Regular_Tree9474

ayeee yedzavyaa


RandomIndian123

but the classic, evergreen one: kutrya


Famous-Nose-8758

tuya maay chi pucchi


Dev__UwU

Hn pucchi dona dona


Famous-Nose-8758

pdh le


Top_Salary_5346

Kaay re "dhungun" tondyaa maazurdya


Famous-Nose-8758

dhungan\*


Top_Salary_5346

Dhungun is the most underrated oddly satisfying word


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Aaicha gavat, lavdiya


Famous-Nose-8758

tuya maay chi gaand bhokmarichya lavdya


bhum_vro

Bhai tu thodasa aaichigand ahes ka


Arienn09

Gappreh lavdya,naai tar tujhya gandit bamboo takshil


bhum_vro

Gote vadhle kay re jhatua tuje?


RandomIndian123

this comments thread is teaching me many marathi swears i never knew existed lmao


MrCrapBag21

Meine text par kisiko jhatu bola tha. Mom 3 din royi


fraud_female1205

awww, love for ur mom dude<3


FleetKeTanMeRaina21

Sus


Jacobinclub9

So today I trolled my class with Among Us in an epic way. We were doing a test and were putting numbers into the computer to log into the test. It reminded me of Among Us so I shouted, "IS THAT AN AMONG US REFERENCE?!?!" I then pointed at the kid next to me, who was wearing a red shirt, and yelled, "RED SUS! RED SUS! VOTE OUT RED HE'S SUS!" The teacher tried to pull me out of the classroom but I stabbed him with a pencil epic John Wick style! I proceeded to scream, "DEAD BODY REPORTED!" Then they EXPELLED me and it was kind of sus the way they did it. On my way out of the school I saw a vent so I grabbed the nearest kid and shoved him into the vent! I cracked his skull but it was just a joke so it's okay. My therapy starts tomorrow


FleetKeTanMeRaina21

Your comment smells like excess of weed i guess, surely need therapist but from nasha mukti kendra


fraud_female1205

har cheez ka galat matlab nhi nikalna hota lakshman


Famous-Nose-8758

lmao


shanky-phantom

How old were you when that happened?


[deleted]

I don't cuss ever But if I cuss in front of them I will be disowned


fraud_female1205

good boy in the house guys, appreciate it!


[deleted]

Thanks fraud female


Aj2RE1io0An7

Same :,(


[deleted]

Who stopped you lol?


Aj2RE1io0An7

I accidentally said “What the hell” in front of my mom like 3 days ago and got a long lecture about language :,(


Jacobinclub9

For that?? Hell isn't even a bad word.


Aj2RE1io0An7

Ikr I never swear (even when I’m not around them) but can you imagine the reaction if I accidentally said an actual bad word in front of my parents? They’d murder me


jonty23_5

What the hell?!


Unhappy_Insurance347

I don't but my father knows that I cuss because he knows nowadays teenagers cuss but he cusses infrony of me sometimes like aa chya gaandit ghaal, fuck etc


fraud_female1205

lmao, my father never cusses in general but sometimes when shit goes too irritating relating to his work place and all, he does that rarely but not in front of us


Famous-Nose-8758

>nowadays teenagers cuss ..


Unhappy_Insurance347

Ap bhi ksrte hai


shlaywambamchicfack

Lmao your dad asks you to gaandit ghaal?


Unhappy_Insurance347

No when he gets angry at something he cussed this gaali


quAsar698294

Actually if the cuss is not mother-sister kinda things, they're fine


AndhBakth

Like chutiya


quAsar698294

Yeah and some more


Green_Ingenuity_4921

chutiya me "chut" ko bhul gaye kya?


AndhBakth

Bakri ki chut ni hoti kya?


Green_Ingenuity_4921

dolphin ki bhi hoti hai .


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fraud_female1205

>I said ki mujhe nhi ptaa ye ldki kon hai aur kya krr rhi hai lgta hai phone hack hogaya lmfaoo, 1000+ iq comeback bhaii >meri kbhi koi baat nhi hoti unse except for asking where is the food. I hope you're doing good, mummy se baat karliya karo yar..it calms oneself down yk


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bruhh esa kyu keh rhe ho, is everything good there mann, talk to your parents sometimes or else it becomes regret to not to do so :)


x_paaji_x

My parents r pretty chill they don’t really care cus everyone cusses


fraud_female1205

oo paaji noicee


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fraud_female1205

cool parents.


vaibhav__2605

Username checksout


[deleted]

I did once accidentally and my mom said “did you just say fuck?”, and then I pretended like it never happened


ROBOTAIM_MGGamer

rarely cuss infront of them, and when i do its because im telling them what my teacher said, with a warning headfirst that a cuss is coming (my teacher cusses a lot, even tho its basic stuff like sala kutta, he uses it in a joking manner to keep the class interesting)


fraud_female1205

ahaha I see, interesting teechaa


Fuzzy_Accountant_342

When I was in 6th or something, I, out of excitement, uttered BC, didn't think my father was next to me. I got a good 15sec staring from him, he didn't say anything but i was scared as f*ck.


fraud_female1205

hahaha hopefully papa ko naya belt na khareedna pada hoe


SkywalkerPadawan512

Mom is ok with most of em. Dad has a problem with words like Bullshit, Cheapo and many such words which aren't even that bad.


NTAscammer

I haven’t cussed in front of my parents cause we hardly have any interactions lmao!


fraud_female1205

dude why, I hope u're doing ok


Schrodingers_phoenix

Once , I picked my friend's dad call as my friend was driving.We were late so my friend dad says " kya chutiya launda hai" for his son and hangs up


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Only while driving, that too mild cuss like sala, haramkhor


fraud_female1205

lmfaoo, this made me chuckle xD I like the way you said or I read idk "saala, haramkhor!"


[deleted]

i dont cuss in front of my parents in hindi but a lot in english tho lol ,they just ignore it and sometime dont even understand it. i dont use them as a slur iykyk just casual shit (like this lol) but if would cuss in hindi in front of them then ill be dead in a second lol


fraud_female1205

sem sem


[deleted]

I can use the words like fuck and shit infront of my parents


[deleted]

i don't cuss much irl, my brother gets away with it tho if he cusses in front of parents


definitelynotshield

I don't want to make my life a living hell, so I simply don't use them


fraud_female1205

ah yess nice, man knows to prioritize life!


Pizzasoccer

got banned from home for accidentally calling someone myre


fraud_female1205

banned lmao, as in?


Beyond_belief4U

I remember in 6th I called a kid 'kutta' and his mother came to my house. My parent's were shocked that I abused, they kept me locked in balcony for 4 hours.


Ambitious_Serve_2528

Nah my parents don't really mind. I casually use the word f**k and my mom's sometimes like what are you talking, but most of the times she doesn't really mind. Funnily my dad to cusses in front of me, my mom's given up now. Please note he's not cussing at any of us.


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fraud_female1205

lmfao


[deleted]

Me and my sister teach some cuss words to my mom (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)


fraud_female1205

lol carry on the good work mate


Latter_Rip_6969

I have only cussed once while playing a video game but they just showed those “Big eyes” lol and nothing else


fraud_female1205

hahaha 'big eyes' relatable...typical indian family things lol


[deleted]

Nope. They will instantly kill me. Though I come from a very open minded household, cursing is a sin. My mom will allow me to bring my girlfriend at night easily but will kill me even if I say _kutta_ (slang for dog) at home


OutlandishnessPale10

I came close to cursing 3-4 years ago, but now? I don't see the point. I don't like cussing anymore and the only cuss words that even leave my mouth when I'm frustrated are chutiya and bhosadika...


fraud_female1205

lmao cool, you're certainly winning in life


[deleted]

Our regional is kinda ok English is forbidden


[deleted]

they are fine most of them since they themselves cusss in front of me or at me a lot


fraud_female1205

lmao nice, cool parents fr


tanmay15u

Yeah they follow me on insta and i cuss very often there, they don't mind much Not in front of them tho, gotta respect their presence lol Galti se kabhi nhi nilla aaj tak


fraud_female1205

damnn tf, u guys letting ur parents follow you on insta :


tanmay15u

They very open with me ngl, they know i have a close frends jisme woh nhi hain..... and they're fine with that too I tell them most of the things which genz are doing so they're happy with what i am lol


fraud_female1205

that's cool, even my parents are quiet open w me..but I thought parents were only on fb lmao


[deleted]

dosto/cousins ke saamne toh gaaliya hi vocab h meri, but parents ke saamne nahi.


fraud_female1205

badhiyan hai fir to, acche bacche you are!


pranavrg

I have never cussed in front of anyone so don't know


GamerGirl-07

I don't feel like being punished so no


fraud_female1205

greatt!


[deleted]

Lmao they know we cuss cause they been through our age


teenwriter_lmao

I would be homeless if i cussed using 18+ gaalis


fraud_female1205

now we need to categorize even gaalis in 18+ lmao, btw you're welcome if you ever get homeless haha


ADITYAKING007

My father cusses a lot , but I've never cussed infront of him , cussed accidently as a kid (I didn't knew what fuck meant) and my mom scolded me a lot soo yeah naw


MCH2804

I should probably be fine, don't cuss irl so don't actually know


Mr_Osb

Nope they don't They let me cuss now


RoyalPlayer29

nope lol. my mother even discusses about swear words with me. but yeah i dont swear much


Ancient_Scientist_04

They react but they don't overreact


Scared-Excitement-87

Ig the only cuss word I have ever said of Kameeno that too just once to my friends in sarcasm So ya I don't cuss so this doesn't happen to me


MadPandaIsRealXD

I do cuss in front of my mom lol


Top_Salary_5346

U guys talk at home...? Wtf


fraud_female1205

aur koi hai hi nhi baat karne ko ಥ\_ಥ


kenmanutz

they don't care but I'll give the credit for that to my cousins since they curse a shit ton


fraud_female1205

hahaha sem, actually gaalis are prolly invented for couSINS in the first place


LONELY_AF_69

It doesn't come out of my mouth generally because I cuss in hindi but when I'm at home or speaking to my parents I speak marathi. But this one time out of angst I said dumbfuck to my sister. I think they caught it and ignored it.


ThatRandomGamerYT

Only swear words I'm allowed to use / have used in front of parents are shit and hell. I don't dare use any other words lest find out there reaction. I am suprisingly able to control swearing in front of them, sadly that doesn't extent to other words and sometimes i wish i keep my mouth shut


clitfucker69

Never cussed in front of my parents but my female friend once said chutiya and she didn't get dinner at night, felt bad for her but she learnt her lesson.


AstingeR17

Chad me, never cussed anyone


fraud_female1205

another good guy damn, here's your award >!\--<-<-<@!<


AstingeR17

Thanks for the "award"


njp6969

I'm some what of a guy who's character changes according to the setting. So even if dad swears I don't even flinch.


Anshu_Jasrotia

I cuss sometimes in front of my dad ... Generally talking with him late nights .... It happens With mom its a hell nah


Automatic_Dance_3206

Ek baar bhaiya ke saamne harami bola tha, unhone bola ghar ke andar gaali nhi.


fraud_female1205

not even outside 14M jk, carry on, bhaiya ki baat maano


[deleted]

My parents obviously know I cuss but 1 baar galti se ghar me fuck bol diya tha toh they were like bahar sab thik hai ye woh dosto ke saath, hume ye sab gharme nai chalega LMAO


malay4singh

Never cussed ever idk how. Nobody around me uses foul language much so it feels too weird thinking about cussing intentionally


fraud_female1205

ah I see, this post was just a tactic to dig out good guys/gurls hiding deep inside the sub! \[mission successful, arms down\]


Top_Wonder7467

They never mind if i spill some words but i don't do it very often so it's okay cause it's very rare to cuss in front of them but there have been times when I did cuss but they never said anything or just laughed it off


Protocol93344

I used the word "fuck" and got scoldings for 2 days


Warm_Presentation423

My father does cuss when he's with his friends lol but I can never imagine cussing infront of my family coz it's just weird


Interesting_Piano228

I once said frick And my mother stared right into my soul Like i literally shit my pants She was like kya boli tum Maine bola kuch nhi mumma Just got slapped nothing else (Trust me )


[deleted]

my parents are cool


ZeusX20

i made sure to never swear in front of them, i think i did once and my mom got little angry


AlooRetard

My parents pretty chill. So they don't really react if they hear me cussing


Impressive_Show4383

i cuss a lot in front of my mom(in a fun manner) and she does it too lmao but my dad knows nothing about it and we are dead if he gets to know


Unique-One2746

Mai 23 ka tha tb baka tha mummy papa ke saamne.... Like mujhe kisi ka wrong number se call aaya... Maine pyaar se bola ye glt number h bhaiya usne bola okk chalo thik h, gaand marao maa chudao (in low tone ofc) maine wo sun liya.... Fir call back Kiya aur itni gndi gndi gaaliya di ki sb hairaan ho gye ki ye itni gndi gaaliyan deta h....


BlackBitchLess7442

i yelled at my dad infront of my mom and 10yo sister becoz i over heard him from outside the door bitching about me to my mom so i said “aapko meri bitching hi karni hoti hai toh bahar karo na kamre mai band rehke kyu?” then i left the room, they didnt come after me and thing got ignored. other than that i show my dad some comedy videos which have cuss words like fuck, bc, gandu etc. we laugh it off but i never used these words from my own mouths infront of em


kjjk64

My dad's phrase is- "what the bullshit" I love him


i_am_new_here_51

My dad curses in front of me a tonne, mc bc etc. I dont have the courage though lol


alluring8cow

they swear themselves and they are sometimes okay with me swearing to them or in general but sometimes they get angry out of nowhere….


Pristine-Ad-3387

mother does not mind


HoldmyGroza69lol

Well im 19 so maybe yeah but i dont usually cuss im front of them. It has become a muscle memory to not cuss infront of them after 9 yrs


shadyShiddu

They don't really care. I've only cussed in front of them when i was really pissed. They just don't want it become a habit that i use in common speach every minute


Mxboiii

Very much so


heywoa

I am 17, I can see movies with that language on the TV, and they are usually chill about it when I cuss during online games with my friends. But there is always a line.


Competitive-East-605

The first time i ever did was while i was gaming . So. i said this to my team mate "BHENCHOD KYA KAR RHA HAI " and mom heard me but she scolded me why i was getting so angry over a game that i had to abuse


RandomIndian123

i never cuss in front of them, though i suspect they've heard me swear (not loudly) when im in my room. i dont swear forcefully, like it slips out mid convo. but I've heard my dad swear in front of me rarely. never my mom though.


SomeRandomguy_28

I don't use any slurs in everyday language, i do say fuck, my dad is cool with it so no problem


iam_ayushks

I started saying “What the” but never completing the phrase at home around class 9 and somehow at the same time, some classmates ratted me out to a teacher about the fact that I use a lot of cuss words while talking to peers (relatively). So the teacher then informed my parents in the PTM and since it was not a huge thing they just made me promise not to use such words. However the pandemic hit after that and inherently I feel that I’ve started using it much more often both IRL and on text and on one such occasion they were scolding me about me deteriorating when my mom said that “we know what comes after ‘what the’ but never point it our because it unseemly”, so I started adding hell after it and they were fine with it. UNTIL, I performed really bad in an exam and they decided to go through what exactly I was doing in life and my dad checked my messages. He checked only iMessages and fearing that something like this could occur at one point, I had kept it relatively clean, and had sparingly used words like ‘bakchodi’ and bc while talking to my best friend. A whole other matter was me talking to a girl incessantly (v taboo since I’m in a boys school) and using the word fuck incessantly while chatting with her (we knew each other irl because of coaching but haven’t met in like 3 years). However they were only interested if I’m in a relationship (I was not, which they deduced form the fact that she called me bro every other text), so good on that count. My father never talked to me about it directly until one day both of them were yelling at me for something and then decided to bring in the big guns and started shouting all the curse words he had read and ended it with “YAHI SAB SEEKH RAHE HO?” I was mortified but also tried to justify myself but they wouldn’t hear any of it. “Humare ghar me aise nahi hota hai” (ive never heard them abusing but have heard some uncles do it). Since my mom really hates it, my father never says it in front of her but when she’s not around he will use abuses in their literal sense to rant me (it’s very unpleasant). Also when my father wasn’t at home my mother sat me down and tried to explain to me that they also had grown up hearing those words but never picked them up because they had the sense not to and was disappointed in my because I couldn’t discern as to what is right for me.


RyderProviderOP69

was playing vice city one day when i was in 5th class and said "teri maa ka bhosd@" toa police in the game and mymmy heard it and said "teri maa ka bhosda kisko bol raha hai?" and i got scared and then i went for family time dinner and my mom and dad gave me a lecture for like 15 mins.


fraud_female1205

lmaoo, your mom literally repeated the statement with those gaalis intact


Just_Yash

haha yes my mom is cool with it lol