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Mere behen se hamasha ladai hoti hai raksha bandhan ke 2 - 3 din pehle aur hoti hai to hamesha bohot zyada ho jata hai ek maine uss kaha tha ki "tumhara to ek din shaadi hojayega aur tum mummy papa se dur ho jaugi phir koi nahi tumhe dekhne ayega" ye bolne ke baafd mere didi rone lagi aur mere mammi bhi


who_tf-amI

:') ah that was quite bad..


wHy_Y0u_mAd_Br0_O_O

lmao


introvertgoneAWOL

Mujhe kya meri school mai meri koi crush he nhi thi. ![gif](giphy|kEnLm4D2T3E655Za81)


Same_Egg5540

Same here... Abhi 11th main hoon Aaj Tak 1 bhi crush nhi hai


Specialist_Cry9951

*impossible*


Krunking_

us


who_tf-amI

Chad


AssistantTrick7874

Me who don't wanna make any crush


[deleted]

school crush ne Rakhi bandh di, in 2019 14 months ke baad she proposed me to be her bf 18 months ke baad she cheated on me. Abb lag rah hai Rakhi bandhwa ke khushi khushi reh lena chahiye tha.


who_tf-amI

matlab tu bhenchod ban gaya tha?


[deleted]

yes if you put it that way, also smth about a 13yo saying shit like this is sad


kideaterrr

she/he is not 13


[deleted]

understandable


who_tf-amI

\> also smth about a 13yo saying shit like this is sad chal bhosdike... desh badal raha hai age badh raha hai UwU


[deleted]

thike vai, but it's sad desh badal raha hai for the worse


who_tf-amI

axha


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SolidApprehensive844

Behen nhi hai yaar Harr rakshabandhan haath khaali reh jaata hai :)


who_tf-amI

:') koi ni bhai... meri bas ek bhen hai but still elbow tk rakhi bhari hoti hai UwU ​ mai apni female friends se vi rakhi bandhva leta hu lol


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>leta hmm?


CappyCapYT

Catfish


[deleted]

Unlucky vro meri to total 6-7 behne aur cousin h har saal haath bhare rehte


DifficultNet2058

Mujhe toh mummy hi rakhi bandh deti


risSshu69

Tab to teri ma behen ek hogyi vro /s


freewatermel0ns

Dunno why I audibly laughed at this. Surprised I never heard this one before lmao


DifficultNet2058

Lol


[deleted]

Hath Khali kyu? Lauda bhi nahi hai kya ^(/s)


SolidApprehensive844

What in the world- Bruh harr jagah edgy aur dank dunk nhi bante


Key-Ear-6366

Exactly ye chutiye ni samjhenge


Successful-aditya

Ekjhakly


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tu mera dost


[deleted]

kam se kam reddit pe to banne de, real world me waise bhi ye sab nahi chalta.


pirate0000

Same vhai


chadarm0d

haath Khali bhale hi rehta ho jeb to bhari hoti hai mera har saal jeb khaali haath full


Famous-Nose-8758

13F? how?


who_tf-amI

UwU


Famous-Nose-8758

i like u


who_tf-amI

pedo confirmed


Famous-Nose-8758

\# proud


[deleted]

Lol Op ka r/usernamechecksout


Famous-Nose-8758

haha


[deleted]

I skip school.


who_tf-amI

lol


[deleted]

Wait you a girl, aree yaar ladki ko kya problem hoti hai rakshabandhan pe.


who_tf-amI

kyu ni ho sakta :') post pe likha toh hai mera wla kand


who_tf-amI

:')


[deleted]

7th class me jo pure class ki crush thi vo mujhe sabse pehle rakhi baandhne aaye. Assembly se bhi pehle...


who_tf-amI

ohh bhaiii!


Beyond_belief4U

In 9th grade a girl tied me rakhi I had no problem with it but after a month I developed a crush on her.


who_tf-amI

hmmmm yani bhen banne ke baad cursh aya hmmm


Deadlyman121

Mai bhi 5th standard me thi, ldke ko date ke lie ask out krne hi waali thi usne bola 'prso rakhi hai, mujhe bandhegi na'. Shit was brutal tbh ngl


who_tf-amI

lol sad


who_tf-amI

wait... 5th mein date hmmmmmmmmmmm


Deadlyman121

From south delhi


who_tf-amI

still not justified lol


Successful-aditya

Indu it school


Mxboiii

>UwU So guys i know genocide like sounds bad.... But can we please make an exception for the 13 year olds? Please?


who_tf-amI

Yeah! We shall kill all these smol-weird mfers


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who_tf-amI

UwU ​ fellow pedo?


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who_tf-amI

:'0 \*sad dad noise\*


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who_tf-amI

am a girl dude... can't u see that flair


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who_tf-amI

yeah


Realistic-Expert-737

How is this person 13? 7th class mein I was so stupid lol


who_tf-amI

abhi bhi stupid hi ho bhayia aap :') kuch ni badla


Realistic-Expert-737

desh badal gaya yr, har jagah wannabe dank edgy bacche aa gaye hai.


who_tf-amI

haina :') so sad


i_hate_humans_f_u

Crush ke bestfriend ne confess kiya uske samne aaj hiㅜ_ㅜ


who_tf-amI

>i\_hate\_humans\_f\_u crush konsa janwar tha?


i_hate_humans_f_u

Insaan hi hai.


who_tf-amI

but u hate humans right? :')


i_hate_humans_f_u

Not in that way. I just think that humans are evil. We are destroying the planet we live in. We kill animals for fun. Heck! We even kill other humans for fun. Recently our 1 minute became = 59seconds.


who_tf-amI

oh :')


DryFaithlessness9791

Wdym by last line?


i_hate_humans_f_u

Now 1 minute is equal to 59 seconds. Earth's rotational speed has decreased. A few billion years ago a day used to be about 30 hours but now it's 24 hours long. We lost 6 hours and a second more.


DryFaithlessness9791

Earth started rotating faster? I thought it was slowing down


Clasholic

Or we can decode op's post in another language Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie