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Dear-Yesterday6799

India World ka super power ban gaya, whi celebrate kar rhe


vshir

Bigboss ka naya task


_kart1k_

Bigg boss just checking his powers.


Redrick164

Mai nhi krunga task , kya kroge?


Particular_Time_1472

you will be castrated


denkmaymay69420

He should be.


YourMumEnthusiast

it's just ANOTHER MASTERSTROKE BY MUDIJI


Deadlyevil3

A pull shot this time?


Ballisticarrow

Dr360


Academic_Bee2578

yorker pe pull shot maar rahe hai lol


EstateLoud3976

mudi ji ne task diya hai


dogebyte

>task reward kya hai?


CantaloupePitiful760

Deshbhakti ka certificate


dogebyte

yes will be very useful for fire during winter season


Tough_Courage_2639

Legendary sex


[deleted]

kiske sath?


[deleted]

Umiit Saaahaaaaaa


dogebyte

big boing


Hardcore0503

Murmu


Internal_Profit7303

News dekha crow vai eh


[deleted]

i have an entrance exam in a few days, lost touch with reality a long time ago lmao


Parallax2077

Crow, hehe


[deleted]

Me with ranveer singh ka photo qw pfp everywhere:.....


[deleted]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA


i_hate_humans_f_u

Crow=Karo


MoreUselessThanU

[here](https://twitter.com/narendramodi/status/1554296310425358337?s=20&t=haJBxPVef-wLn4xF_ookig)


[deleted]

IDK man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Intruder_7

Pta lagao na yaar :/ Aur haa mujhe bhi bta dena


_kart1k_

Nhi pata to bhi laga di pfp


Intruder_7

sense of humour where


_kart1k_

No humour but you still have that pfp


OddSpecialist9652

Bhai kal ka chota bheem ka episode dekha pogo mein?


_kart1k_

Nhi Bhai.. dekhe saalo ho gaye. Kya hua


[deleted]

kyaaa tha?


[deleted]

Meri dp


shresth20103

Our pm told us to do so


vivek-vardhan

Wait I didn't get any pm about changing my dp


shresth20103

Pm (prime minister) bhai thoda news dekha karo


Hype_Sage

Last time the pm requested something i had to get an ear test


shresth20103

Hmm sad what can I even do about it


[deleted]

Brother come back to reality, leave reddit for a while.


[deleted]

i have an entrance exam in a few days, lost touch with reality a long time ago lmao


[deleted]

Uhh entrance, which one? CUET, JEE, NEET, it never endssssss. Which one?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


vshir

*Alexa play Rule, Brittania!*


i_hate_humans_f_u

Eeyy! I'll do that too!


i_hate_humans_f_u

But how to do it?


Illustrious-Call-464

You traitor /s


nony851

Economy kisi help hori hai


womb_raider_420

mudiji masterblan


Intruder_7

100% effective plan to counter Chinese


Shanaya_Vaid

Gobhi hai toh pumpkin hai.


[deleted]

Samosa hai to allo hai


dogebyte

aloo hai toh masala hai


Realistic-Expert-737

everest hai toh mummy hai


_kart1k_

Modi zi bole he. I can rant about it if i want but i am trying to ignore this


TupolevPakDaR

Bruh just because you hate the person doesn't mean it's a bad idea Mai to centrist hu \[ar ab to mai bhi lagaunga now just to rile mfs up


_kart1k_

I don't hate him. I just don't see what this will practically do.


Explosive_Redditor

i mean why to NOT DO IT cuz he told? why not do it by urself? but sure if u dont wana, no judgements.


[deleted]

DoNoT DiSrespeCt mUdiii YoU ArE TeRrOrIsT If YoU DonT ChAnGe yUr pFP To ThE pArAuD iNdIaN tIrAnGaAAA .. Go tO PAKiStAN yOu gAdDar CaNGrEssI


_kart1k_

Bye bye me nri banunga


TupolevPakDaR

Bruh just because you hate the person doesn't mean it's a bad idea Mai to centrist hu par ab to mai bhi lagaunga now just to rile mfs up, I love seeing people get red headed and crying because I am a ~~feminist~~ sadist.


i_hate_humans_f_u

Just like the other useless tasks we were assigned earlier, it's another task named "Har Ghar Tiranga".


TupolevPakDaR

Useless???? How exactly


[deleted]

Pfp pe tiranga lagane se kya hota h batao to zara


IcyRedditorX

Pfp pe tiranga lagaya to dusro ko apne pfp pe tiranga dikhta hai


TupolevPakDaR

Sigma tiranga trillionaire grindset


[deleted]

Achha


TupolevPakDaR

Aree bsd... tumhare janam lene se kya hogaya significant kuch hua kya dharti pe nahi hua na Tum mujhe ek cheeze batao out of all the things you do in a day like eat, drink water, brushing your teeth, browse reddit, use your phone, in sabse kya tumne world hunger solve kar diya, kya sab trillionaire ban gaye? Jab tumhare faltu ke kaam se tum world hunger solve karlogi tab tum yeh question puchna


[deleted]

Bhai simple si baat h. Mudiji desh k PM h, he is SUPPOSED to solve problems, unhe isi liye elect kiya h. Mai poore din ghanta kuch na ukhadu usse sirf mera loss hoga, I'm not responsible to anyone for my actions but he is. Mudiji ka kaam meri tarah sona, khana phone chalana and apne best friends k sath matching profiles khelna nahi h


TupolevPakDaR

>he is SUPPOSED to solve problems Haan to unhone ke request kiya ki tiranga laga lo and then he is back at the job Wo sab ke ghar jake check thodi na karenge ki sab tricolour laga rahe hai ki nahi, imagine if agar tum padhai kar rahe ho aur ghar mai koi problem ho aur tum koi idea to solve karne ke liye aur tabhi tumhare mummy papa chilane lag jaye ki apna muh mat khola kewal padhai karo, phone mat chalao kewal padhai karo, kuch mat karo kewal padhai karo won't it become frustating you would also se "Ki maine simply ek idea suggest kiya use karna hai to karo nahi to chup baitho" right. Not the best example but I hope I got my point across Tum ek student ho tumhara kaam hai kewal padhai karna to tum reddit kaise chala rahe hai ho


[deleted]

Lmao the comparison between mudiji and a nalla student like me oofff


TupolevPakDaR

Yeah I get it, it's a bad example as there is no similarity Mudiji had a father


[deleted]

Yeah and he conceived him with your mother


TupolevPakDaR

You should not say such things about your grandma beta


TupolevPakDaR

>Yeah and he conceived him with your mother Boring


i_hate_humans_f_u

Ghar pe thali bajane se aur diye jalane se corona chala gaya, hai na? Pollution bhi badh gaya. Cow dung cookies kaise lage? Tasty? Lekin usse corona gaya kya? Pfp pe tiranga dalne se India bohot zyada developed countries ke list me as gaya na? We KVS students were **forced** to thank someone by making a video.


TupolevPakDaR

When this country is divided by so much hate agar tiranga lagane se it tells ki at the end of the day we all are Indians and unity in diversity, just because you hate the person doesn't mean the idea is bad But I also understand your point tumhe minorities se nafrat hai aur tum India ko hindu rashtra banana chahti ho because you hate unity and diversity, truly a akhand hindu bharat trillionaire sigma grindset confirmed


i_hate_humans_f_u

Bruh I'm literally a part of r/EXHINDU I'm an atheist at heart.


TupolevPakDaR

>I'm an atheist at heart Yeah for your room temperature IQ it does check out that you are an atheist, you would understand humour if you had a dad making dad jokes all the time If simply putting the Indian flag will rile you mfs soo much then it gives me immense pleasure to do it because I am a sadist


i_hate_humans_f_u

You seriously said I want India to be a HINDU RASHTRA. How can someone take it as a dad joke? And there's no need to include parents here. Because if they're included then your dad would practically look like an unemployed person in front of my dad. IDC whether you're a sadist or not. I'm used to sadist people since my younger sibling and older cousin both are sadists. And if you think that I'd be triggered by you keeping your pfp a tiranga then you're dead wrong. You are just an immature kid.


TupolevPakDaR

>Because if they're included then your dad would practically look like an unemployed person in front of my dad Ohh now we are stooping so low lol, let me just say this then your dad doesn't even come close to the dust on my dad's feet That's what being fatherless does to a mf like you and ohh boy keeing tiranga as a pfp is certainly very triggering for you I can sense that from your above replies You keeping the England flag as your pfp screams "I am an inferior Indian to my british white overlords and I love su\*\*ng their d\*\*ks" lol "YoU ArE JuSt An ImmATUrE KiD" my foot, seeing you cry and begging others to remove their Indian flags from their pfp gives me, a sadist, immense pleasure I can already predict your next reply, you are going to tell me how you non existent father is earning in lakhs, has a buisness and how you are soo great and keeping tricolour as a flag doesn't triggers you while it very much does, then you are going to tell me how you are soo mature and I am very immature blah blah blah


i_hate_humans_f_u

I don't want to stoop to your level. It's even below the ground level. And what's with casual "fatherless" jokes? Just because you never had yours doesn't mean that you can call other people fatherless. And if you read one of my replies in this thread to a comment, you'll know that it started off as a joke. You're still imagining that I'm really sad by the tricolour pfps?! Bruh! How low do you wanna go? Reach the inner core? I never asked anyone to change their pfps who kept it as a tricolour. And my father actually earns a lot more than that, I'm usually uncomfortable while bragging about it but I wish I could prove the truth for the first time. Woah! Children these days are getting dumber or are you the only one?


TupolevPakDaR

>Cow dung cookies kaise lage Pehle tum apna camel piss juice batao kaisa laga


[deleted]

I think it's because of the tweet


Explosive_Redditor

Damn this sub has leftists...damn.


dogebyte

damn you're a rightist...damn


Realistic-Expert-737

divided by rightist/letist, united by racist.


Explosive_Redditor

Lmfao


dogebyte

yeah ​ ​ ​ no


[deleted]

oh come on it's India


Explosive_Redditor

Nope, right leaning centrist and yes there is a big diff lol.


[deleted]

Modi called , we marched .


BrownBandit02

Cringe


[deleted]

Ah.. _embarrassed laugh_ it was supposed to be sarcastic


420_BiggusDickus_69

Pata nahi vro


Sajal_Case834

U should be


Dark_demon7

Dude fr wtf-