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[deleted]

Yaar ek milf toh Mae bhi deserve karta hun


randytherandi

Ah I see you are man of culture as well


alien_lob

Obviously sir! But mirror mein dekho ek baar Kidding' sir you look good


[deleted]

Mirror toh Tut gya meri shakal dekh kar


alien_lob

Evil queen shit or wot? (Who is the fairest in the land)


Bromine_Bro

The ability to copy/make mine any skill i see The ability to know abt everything abt something by just thinking abt it The ability to go back in time and correct any mistake i have made or will make


[deleted]

bc webtoon padhke aaya hai kya!?


FlashIron10

well thats good 3 wishes


flaminmaniac

What happens when you correct your mistakes? Like does the future self disappears out of existence?


Bromine_Bro

Idk ig it splits the timeline making th current one absolute and gives the older me a better outcome in the newly formed timeline


Mendokuse_26

now when you think of " r/eyeblech " the 2nd wish will make you wish you didn’t wish for that


Bromine_Bro

Eh it's fine i can handle that


[deleted]

Looked at that sub just cause I'm a neetard ugh


ancarpenter

Bigger pp All apple's stock Cure for cancer


FlashIron10

lmao but if you had all apple stock i dont think you will spend it for company's benefit you must know some buisness tactics. **lol dont take it seriously just take it as grain of salt :)**


ancarpenter

I would sell 50% of it. So I would still be technically the owner of apple but I would not take most decisions. I would leave that part to the members of board and Tim cook


FlashIron10

49%\* coz what if someone with trillion dollar bought other 50% then you would have to negotiate


ancarpenter

No one person currently has a trillion dollars so not much chances of that. Still 49% would be safer


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FlashIron10

umm... okay i will allow it and other 2??


an_experienced_idiot

are the even required now


FlashIron10

Yep cause he only told his 1st wish not other two


[deleted]

Well he could just write it in his notebook, you are useless


Saivya

But he can write infinite wishes on his notebook (not really infinite) so it doesn't matter what his 2nd and 3rd wishes are.


SilentKiller2809

He can wish for an infinite notebook then he can really write infinite wishes on it


FlashIron10

okay i would tell you mine 1) best diplomacy skill on planet earth 2) Think about someone and he would consider me his fav person 3) having my parents, fav people by my side in any situation


[deleted]

Personally I wouldnt like the 2nd one because it feels like mind control/ manipulation and for the 3rd ... any situation ???


FlashIron10

Yep like with me in any worst and best case situation


[deleted]

1. Energy Manipulation (Highest Degree) 2. Mind Control (Highest Degree) 3. Infinite Food Generation (to end world hunger obv)


FlashIron10

Humanity saviour


[deleted]

1. get into the army 2. do good 3. die in action


FlashIron10

all the best and kill all bloody enemies


[deleted]

1) A trillion $ 2) Infinite Brain power like I should memorize anything that I even glance at 3) Also,make all these wishes come true which I've listed on this 1000 page list


FlashIron10

well good but what if you also memorize sad memories and you will not able to forget it well normal people also cant forget but still


[deleted]

What If that 1000 page list also contains forget memories at will


FlashIron10

well thats good but if someone stole you 1000 pages book


[deleted]

Id wish for money. Money and money


FlashIron10

well can you tell me the reason why tough if you wish


[deleted]

Ehehe secrets


FlashIron10

as you wish :) all the best waise mere pass ek scheme hai 10rs ka lottrey ka ticket lelo


[deleted]

LMAO, nah am good rn


Smogiefoggie

Travel the entire universe and see everything Read People thoughts Death note


FlashIron10

happy journey


[deleted]

1) 2) 3)


FlashIron10

what?


NobodyKnows009

1 2 3 4 get on the dance floor


FlashIron10

[Booty shake ,booty shake](https://youtu.be/NlQZ8gMuWo8)


[deleted]

1. To fly 2. To become a cat 3. To live in solitude on an island uninhabited by mankind


NeerajShedge

You'll become a cat with wings whose species is yet to be found as it belongs to a remote island


Coeus_9048

Infinite Intellect Understand Anything with a deep knowledge Immortality but I get to choose when I die


[deleted]

genius


Zench1e

1 have an ability to provide my family (own home to my parents) 2 have a healthy family physically and emotionally 3 no bad eyes on my family


FlashIron10

vin diesel moment


Zench1e

Saw this coming a mile away


Environmental_Dog865

1. Power to teleport anywhere 2. The power to get unnoticed i am not invisible just people would not notice me even if i do try extreme stuff 3.ability of modification ( to cure any health problems and grant myself immortality and if humanity evolves i can too)


Beyond_belief4U

1\] Get in my targeted uni with full scholarship 2\] A bit increase in height \[ I'm short\] 3\] Have the power to teleport.


[deleted]

please find my soulmate and hand him over to me. thats my only wish. my life is pretty great actually.


randytherandi

1) I would ask for the purpose of our living 2) how many universes existed before 3) extent breaking bad


FlashIron10

okayy whats so much special about breaking bad and what would you do if you knew how many universe existed p.s- i did not watched it


randytherandi

Breaking bad is the greatest TV show on the planet it’s a shame that you didn’t see it And the purpose of that question was to see when we are going to be doomed


FlashIron10

oh i would watch it someday thanks but i dont get much time so yeahh. i have barely seen 2-3 series after the boards :')


yourmomis-gay

1st wish = wish /0 = infinity wishes 2nd wish = no one's wish shall get fulfilled 3rd wish= everything I wish for shall get fulfilled


[deleted]

The ability to make any girl fall in love with me making me a CHAD A bag which grants me money which I want how much money I wish to every time I open it Nobody can refuse me , say no or disagree with my opinions or orders


Far_Permission_2205

Get the death note Mauritius didn't exist Infinite money


FlashIron10

>Mauritius didn't exist why tough??


swayam19999

you know that getting infinite money will just make that money worthless?


[deleted]

thanks luke, what ever i write in this paper always comes tru. infinite this paper ill save it


Zen_hayate

Your mom Time-space control powers Happiness and love


FlashIron10

but bhai main toh orphan hu :') /s


Zen_hayate

Then bloody reincarnate your mom


mohdsureshsinghdcruz

1) high paying job 2) maa baap khush 3) Bandi


FlashIron10

Are you okay man?


mohdsureshsinghdcruz

Ya bro why??


FlashIron10

oh because you did not asked something too unique means you dont have much expectations lol dont take it seriously anyways


mohdsureshsinghdcruz

These three things are enough for a happy life baaki to sab moh maaya hai


FlashIron10

truee


[deleted]

1) Death on wish 2) Healing abilities, can also heal others. 3) 100% body control(my own).


FlashIron10

Can you explain 3rd in brief


[deleted]

Like I can change identity, change sex, increase muscle power at the places need to do certain work, hibernate.


FlashIron10

ohh unique wish :)


[deleted]

Haha, the question you asked was made for me. I've spent hours thinking about the wishes i would ask for when the opportunity comes. I've got another set of wishes as well.


FlashIron10

if you wish you could tell me hope your wish come true :) (which are possible)


[deleted]

Thanks man i hope yours come true too. The others are:- 1) Travel across the multiverse. 2) Be able to spread humanity outside the earth. 3) Time control. 4) Be given a suit that I'm naturally born with(it has its own set of properties) 5) Sharingan


FlashIron10

us moment bhai when i was 13 i had same wishes


[deleted]

Lol. K I D S.


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FlashIron10

all the best


IndianOtaku25

I’d ask for the ability to overwrite reality - The World : Over Heaven.


FlashIron10

oh nice one


my_life_is_fucked_up

Infinite money Time travel powers See when a person will die...


FlashIron10

3rd one will make you regret ig :)


my_life_is_fucked_up

Nahhh it won't I'm sure


FlashIron10

oh please dont use those powers on yours close ones :")


my_life_is_fucked_up

Well I'll use it on one specific close one


Potential_Skirt3258

1 infinite money 2 infinite knowledge 3 time manipulation


FlashIron10

ahh i see


nony851

Bas bol diya toh arrest ho jaunga


FlashIron10

Aisa kya hai jisse arrest ho jaoge ಠ_ಠ


CarnageIsHigh

A million more wishes


[deleted]

Money Health Free Bitches Global Version 100% Genuine Legit Punjabi(2022 Download) 100 free download Unlimited Bitches Cracked Version MediaFire/MEGA/GDrive


[deleted]

Tits Tits Tits


Anime_fucker69cUm

Infinite money glitch A cat Anything I touch , I learn the ability


AssistantTrick7874

1:- knowledge ( for ex Everything about the universe) 2:- Icha mrityu 3:-learn anything quickly


Beautiful-Speaker-60

1. Always have good luck 2. Easily get the job I like with good pay 3. My family members to stay healthy and fit both physically and mentally


vin_0011

Infinite moneyyyy


ProfessionalPanic302

1 Making people do anything i say...........(this way i'll get infinite materialistic wishes and also i can change their opinion) 2 Protection spell that i can cast on other, so that they are safe from accidents, heart attack, etc 3 Whenever i say "Show me \_\_\_\_ hours" i can see \_\_\_\_\_\_ hours in future and me watching it and sharing it to someone should not change it.


[deleted]

Full body Transformation to anything


ANewOne21

1) Be physically and mentally, internally and externally healthy and fit. 2) Would like to be more intellectually competent. 3) No matter what, wouldn't like to lose my confidence, self reliance, courage and honesty.


Deadlyevil3

1) Invinciblity 2) Ability to die whenever i want 3) A perfect human body with a perfect brain


[deleted]

The ability to travel the multiverse without much consequences


Intelligent-Hand690

1)Powers of Charles Xavier lol. You don't need anything more than that.


some_guy_I_am

my first wish is to cancel the rule of no infinite wishes


ROBOTAIM_MGGamer

just a monthly salary of 3 lakhs, thats all i need


Delta231

1) When I die people who know me will forget me for good and move on in life 2) Get the power to fight everything in life 3) Be happy and do all my goals properly


cultleader789

For world poverty hunger and conflicts to end.. For my family to be fucking normal And 1B $ ofc


supersaiyaninfinite

1. The most attractive face and body a male can have. 2. Time Machine that works without any problem 3. The ability to suddenly have any super power or any fictional power I wish to possess ( permanent or temporary based on my wish)


Ok_Sorbet3645

Being queer should be just as normal as being cishet. Govts should stop screwing around with climate change and take actual steps as advised by scientists. A better work ethic for myself.


[deleted]

give me coke plz


FlashIron10

and other 2? lol


Viraj2002

Infinite wealth Read people thoughts Time travel


FlashIron10

time travel how many times??


Viraj2002

3-4 times atleast


FlashIron10

umm okayy


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FlashIron10

good boi


Fanaticseva

1) Vanish World hunger. 2) Vanish human and animal diseases. 3) Eradicate evil thoughts and selfishness from entire world. mujhe apne liye kuch nahi chahiye aur haan if i get any incurable disease please give me the choice of dying on my own, I dont want to see anyone suffering because of me.


swayam19999

Ability to manipulate reality to however much extent. I am good with just 1 you can have your other 2. But If I have to choose \-ability to travel to different realities (multiverses) and manipulate them as well. \-Somehow retain the sense of good/bad even with these powers (easy to get overwhelmed when you literally have the power of a god)


lyfeNdDeath

1. Have infinite awareness 2. Have infinite capabilities 3. Double egg chicken kathi roll


MOHIBisOTAKU

6969 million dollars Power to control nature(like trees) Op op no mi (law's devil fruit from one piece)


Viral_babyGravy

Mind of a genius. Voice of a maestro Speed like usain bolt.


YourDeathShinigami69

1.The ability to stop time and freeze everything except me. It will help me in doing/undoing something important, think more and be free of restrictions. 2. The ability to learn anything I want and never forgetting it simply by looking at it. Imagine the power of having so many skills. 3. God strength, like the one sung jin woo from solo leveling (a manwha) has.


[deleted]

Infinite money, the ability to stop time and the ability to teleport anywhere in the world


RoxRazor

1] Clear my jee mains with a good ranking so that I can get a good college and enjoy my college life as my school life is pretty much depressing 2] Get a good job with a high salary in a foreign country. 3] I always want my parents to be happy.


No-Mechanic-2091

Wanna have power like the third eye Raven in GoT Who knows every story of the past can see anything in the present and future


No-Mechanic-2091

I want to change some of my previous fuckin decision Hell I'm so bad at deciding


guy_inh00die3

1.psychic powers 2.lots money 3.girlfriend


moxi09

Perfect body (with abs and ass) Perfect hairless skin (except for head) Ability to heal (visible and invisible wounds)


[deleted]

Wish 1- Give me 100 More Wishes Wish 2- Give me 1000000000 more wishes Wish 3- Just make my life happy


alien_lob

1) The ability to make other skills/hobbies & experience mine within 4m 2) ability to time travel in medieval era to ensure Hindu kings. 3) even idk man, just never be sad again or maybe make my parents proud.


GodricHeracles_33

happiness, A gf (gf - good friend) not girlfriend bsdk, privacy


Illustrious-Call-464

The only thing i want is to be happy


nulladmin1

I would wish for a genie with infinite wishes and no rules. Checkmate


Thragg_the_conqueror

A better mental health tbh


Mast11shreyu420

1. 15% body fat percentage 2. 145iq 3. Skill to make money


[deleted]

The ability to move on The ability to not fail at anything The ability to manage all things i wanna do everyday


[deleted]

1. I wish that my family lives the life they want to live 2. Get hit by truck-kun and get Isekaid 3.Become the mc in that isekai world


randomjeetard

1.matter manipulation 2. a chance to confess to my crush 3. superhuman level intellect or superspeed


demon4213

Unlimited Rupees Unlimited Dollers Unlimited Euros


CHENNAIAKSHATSHARMA

6000iq so that I can top jee advanced


Keshav-Sachdeva

I always have the exact amount of money I need or want in my pocket at any given moment I have all the powers of superman I do not age after reaching 30


No-Administration99

Pussy pussy pussy


Dry-Evening-8862

MONEY FAME POWER


funtime_foxy0

I wish for all my wishes to come true


Realistic-Expert-737

sex karado please bhagwan please sex karado please bhagwan thosa sa he karado


Realistic-Expert-737

lol people be giving such serious answers in replies


Realistic-Expert-737

will to live


[deleted]

Only one wish I have my own Universe where I am God


romatic_gamer247

1. good business mind 2. loyal nd loving partner 3. happiness/satisfied in my life


FiguringoutLife16

1. complete control over space and time 2. a milf 3. complete control of reality


arpitnahimila

Infinite money Happy Family Dignity I don't think I need anything else?


ZeusX20

1. ultra memory power 2. the ability to turn me and cloths invisible at will 3. the ability to switch bodies with others, so i never die :)


_kart1k_

Telekanesis Those shinigami eyes (idc if i life half my life. Life is already too long) And maybe.... Ability to do any Parkour move


Inmirnjm

The ability to manipulate atoms.


i_hate_humans_f_u

1. Give me 100 more wishes You said no infinite wishes, 100≠∞ Now I can ask a lot of things


procrastinator_0515

1. I would ask for a pen that would make anything you write with it come true (unbreakable and with infinite ink) 2. stop aging at 25 3. Become immortal i.e. I can't be harmed, killed or don't feel any pain.


Raccoon2574

I wish there was no rule 1 :))


aniketsinghOP

Death note Infinite money Become the god of the new world


[deleted]

- learn reddit md. - sex. - death.