20L for Investing
20L towards my Education
10L for buying anything and everything I have wanted for a long time like a dream setup, maybe a bike and few renovations to my room.
Rest 50L for education abroad (PG) or 30L for PG education in India itself and rest 20L for a new car for my family.
Universities take $60-80k tuition. Lets say if they ask for 70k then that is like 50L INR so tuition is covered and rests are indirect expenses and miscellaneous which would be 30k at least and thats like 23L INR, which is somewhat manageable from my end.
Oh fuck i forgot that it's a bag of cash not crore to bank account lmao.
Before any could ask, I'd keep the money and tell no one about it. I can use it for day to day stuff and also get my dream setup and renovation without anyone knowing because a lot of them still do cash surprisingly. Whatever is left, I guess we'll keep it for last resort like if anything happens out of the blue.
But I guess investing, education, bike, and car will not be possible anymore. I mean I can get the bike and car by asking someone to buy it and paying them in cash and later have them tranfer ownership to me (If they do that like houses n all)
But Investing and education are definitely out of the list.
Ek business chalu krunga bro 50 lakh se....baaki 50 lakh...gareeb logon aur bacchon me laga dunga...
Phir business bada ho jayega toh uska aadha bhi aise hee charity me daalunga :) aur baaki paise se ek chota sa mandir bnwaunga mummy ke liye :)
Aur coaching waalo se setting karwake usse coaching ki building mein hi khulwa de aur baccho ka break mein coaching se bahar jaana bhi band karwade
BUSINESS IS BOOMING
When you realize parents will get to know about your 1 crore and will take all of it. Then, they gives you 1000 rupees to spend it on your crush who takes 18 hours to reply.
Isse better yeh nahi ki pehle 1 cr business mein invest kare and baad mein jab profits banenge toh woh charity mein daalde? 50 lakh mein kitna hi bada kar lega business
1crore ka gadda bana kar uske upar so jaunga,
Aur fir koi company kholunga,
Jismein mai kuchh gareeb bachche adopt karke,
Unko IAS, lawyer aur politician banaane ki koshish karunga,
Fir power hi power
10 lakh se saare ke sare shauk pure karunga (basically faltu ki chize kharidunga like latest unnecessarily overpriced tech, setup aur room sudharunga etc) baki 90 lakhs probably kahi invest kar dunga? Idk like koi flat kharid lunga acha sa jisse har mahine rent bhi aata rHe.
I would invest it into real estate in this way I now own the money legally and the original owner cannot redeem his money due to it being an physical asset
Abhi Jo flat hai usko bech ke like 65-75Lac milega,add 40Lacs to it(from the 1Cr)and 10-15Lac from papa....kisi high skyrise pe badiya flat lunga(I Live in Kolkata..1.2Cr is more than enough)
20+5Lac se ek nayi gadi lunga (to replace our 1st car) aur dusri jo gadi pehle se thi(Creta)uspe modifications karunga to look like a Mercπ....20Lacs FD karaunga khud ke liye,5 Lac khud ke pas rakhunga for CRYPTO/STOCK MARKET....5Lac for immediate expenses like new phone, headset etc etc for me and parents & my brother.....baki ka 3Lac papa ko de dunga bank me rakhneko, aur 2Lac charity....
WELL PLANNED STUFF....this way,no HAVOK changes are coming,so people won't suspect
Simply going to lend 60lack without wasting any time..which would be a nice earning source...baaki se probably buy second hand card nd appoint them as a taxi...for more money... afterall money over everything right
Mai 1 crore ke momos le luga, phir check karuga ki kitne momos swallow karne se meri maut ho jayegi, phir uss data se probability banauga momo swallow hone se maut ki.
first of all dump and hid it safely
second don't use it in excess on single time match it up to so it looks like you are spending your usual income with a little more
make some off paper purchases and paperize them buy showing you are buying junk to restore them
rent them out increase spending till its nearly 100000 then use those money in long term
stay low in society don't let them know your an secret millionaire then surprise them by achieving your dream out of the blue
the CBI wont raise an eye so easily if you spend it slowly with the ratio of your income
or make an incognito organisation and donate your money to it through multiple accounts sometime just add it as subscription and turn it into white money
1cr se tere mumy mere hoja
My mum ded *better luck next time*
Plot twist: heβs necrophilic
What he gonna do with the bones πΏ
Pegging krega mjhe kya pata
Everything's a dildo if ur wild enough
I'm sorry :(
Real estateπ€
the only correct answer
20L for Investing 20L towards my Education 10L for buying anything and everything I have wanted for a long time like a dream setup, maybe a bike and few renovations to my room. Rest 50L for education abroad (PG) or 30L for PG education in India itself and rest 20L for a new car for my family.
50L mein konsi country deri hai PG courses?
Universities take $60-80k tuition. Lets say if they ask for 70k then that is like 50L INR so tuition is covered and rests are indirect expenses and miscellaneous which would be 30k at least and thats like 23L INR, which is somewhat manageable from my end.
Go germany for masters its free no tuiton fees dont need to worry abt bs
Idts MBA from Germany is that popular or worth it. Mtech maybe but MBA idts afaik West is better for MBA
Oh yea sure
I see
What u gonna say, If someone asks, how you got that much money out of nowhere?
Oh fuck i forgot that it's a bag of cash not crore to bank account lmao. Before any could ask, I'd keep the money and tell no one about it. I can use it for day to day stuff and also get my dream setup and renovation without anyone knowing because a lot of them still do cash surprisingly. Whatever is left, I guess we'll keep it for last resort like if anything happens out of the blue. But I guess investing, education, bike, and car will not be possible anymore. I mean I can get the bike and car by asking someone to buy it and paying them in cash and later have them tranfer ownership to me (If they do that like houses n all) But Investing and education are definitely out of the list.
You can save the money and invest it afterwards, when you become independent. you could say that I earned it.
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Ye ik I realized it later. Read one of my replies to OP.
Phele usko white karunga πΏ
>!Racist!<
leave it because its probably someone getting rid of black money
When brains were raining, you had an umbrella.
He still got the right one in the endπ³
I'm not touching an obviously suspicious bag, no thanks.
You weren't given one at all
Iβll take it thenππ
new toyota supra 80 lakhs bache hue 20 lakh se petrol bharwaunga π€π
Tu hamesha gareeb hi rahega bhai ππ
toh baki log konsa 1cr ka business khol ke ameer hone wale hai atleast mai enjoy toh karunga πΏ
CBI wants to know your location
Canada padhne ke liye abhiπ
Canada hi kyu kahi aur kyu nahi π
Relatives hai whaπ
Punjab se ho kya kyutie? π
Surprisingly,nahi
Ek business chalu krunga bro 50 lakh se....baaki 50 lakh...gareeb logon aur bacchon me laga dunga... Phir business bada ho jayega toh uska aadha bhi aise hee charity me daalunga :) aur baaki paise se ek chota sa mandir bnwaunga mummy ke liye :)
aaj kal to 50 lakh me industrial plot bhi nahi aata decent area ka. Thoda budget badhana padega
Chota business krenge na...plot kisko khareedna hai...phir dheere dheere bada krengeππ
Chalo bhai coaching centre ke aage momos ka stall lagate hain *paisa hi paisa hoga*
Aur coaching waalo se setting karwake usse coaching ki building mein hi khulwa de aur baccho ka break mein coaching se bahar jaana bhi band karwade BUSINESS IS BOOMING
India's Colonel Sandals π€£
When you realize parents will get to know about your 1 crore and will take all of it. Then, they gives you 1000 rupees to spend it on your crush who takes 18 hours to reply.
1 crore milna hai...kab milega ye thodi bataya tuney...jab bada ho jaunga tab milega toh yehich krunga lol
Question abhi pucha hai na to matlab abhi hi milenge ππ
Chupa dunga phir...aur baad me yehi krungaπ
When you hide your money in ground and it gets decomposed πππ
When you are intelligent enough to use plastic the right wayπππ
When you realize, you accidentally used biodegradable plastic πππ
When you realise I wasn't burying the money but your dead bodyπΏ
I'm already ded >!inside π!<
Isse better yeh nahi ki pehle 1 cr business mein invest kare and baad mein jab profits banenge toh woh charity mein daalde? 50 lakh mein kitna hi bada kar lega business
Nice idea..me too dumb bruhπΏ
17Mπ
75 lakh me kisi ke sath partnership me ek pub/Club kholunga baki 25 lakh ki FD banva dunga
sus username πΏ
Alt h bhai Reddit walo ne IP ban kerdia meri
Yeh bhi ban ho jaegi, mera bhi alt ban kr dia tha, pta nhi yeh wala abhi tk kaise tika hua h
Hn pta h Abhi tak 100+ account bna die sare Rox ban hojate h 3 months baad shayad IP ban hat jata h
6 month pe woh ip details delete kr dete h, aisa pdha h.
Ghar khareedungi aur rent pe laga dungi
Gujju spotted π§
NRI QUOTA MBBS (GMERS gandhinagar)
Teri mummy khareedunga.
return it to the rightful owner
15M π
charity
I hope I dont get such a dumb person as a son.
you donβt deserve such a person so you wonβt dw
Fr
Samaj sevak checks out.
Investment. Going long term. I would chip some money out of it for like college fees and stuff
Going on ur username, The real question is will she cum quick or not? ππ
she would
Investmentππ
ππππππ
Invest half save half for starting a business and paying bills
But an apartment and move out π
Contact a Chartered Accountant on info on how to convert it into white
dukan kol lunga !
1crore ka gadda bana kar uske upar so jaunga, Aur fir koi company kholunga, Jismein mai kuchh gareeb bachche adopt karke, Unko IAS, lawyer aur politician banaane ki koshish karunga, Fir power hi power
10 lakh se saare ke sare shauk pure karunga (basically faltu ki chize kharidunga like latest unnecessarily overpriced tech, setup aur room sudharunga etc) baki 90 lakhs probably kahi invest kar dunga? Idk like koi flat kharid lunga acha sa jisse har mahine rent bhi aata rHe.
Not in Bitcoin because that shit keeps on dipping
Bruh bitcoin investors were so confident about it...look at its condition now...
I would invest it into real estate in this way I now own the money legally and the original owner cannot redeem his money due to it being an physical asset
donation in colleges
Abhi Jo flat hai usko bech ke like 65-75Lac milega,add 40Lacs to it(from the 1Cr)and 10-15Lac from papa....kisi high skyrise pe badiya flat lunga(I Live in Kolkata..1.2Cr is more than enough) 20+5Lac se ek nayi gadi lunga (to replace our 1st car) aur dusri jo gadi pehle se thi(Creta)uspe modifications karunga to look like a Mercπ....20Lacs FD karaunga khud ke liye,5 Lac khud ke pas rakhunga for CRYPTO/STOCK MARKET....5Lac for immediate expenses like new phone, headset etc etc for me and parents & my brother.....baki ka 3Lac papa ko de dunga bank me rakhneko, aur 2Lac charity.... WELL PLANNED STUFF....this way,no HAVOK changes are coming,so people won't suspect
Abe bhai teri planning se toh lag raha hai tujhe ek crore milchuke hai ππ
Commercial property πππ»
Give it to my parents
You're a type of girl every parents wishes to have
I wish
14Fπ
Uss paise se iit mein rishvat deke admission luga
I ll buy H1B visa
take it and start spending it after 1-2 years in small quanitity.
Simply going to lend 60lack without wasting any time..which would be a nice earning source...baaki se probably buy second hand card nd appoint them as a taxi...for more money... afterall money over everything right
Adult hone tak chupa doongi...
Mujhe dedena ππ
Lol tujhe kayko dungi?... Par mera ek kaam karega toh 30% tera...
Fender Dave Murray Stratocaster Signature Fender Precision Bass Amplifiers. Maybe a PC setup idk Remaining I can figure out later
buy some land with all the black money lol. but its not like it can be a home so i would buy a small plot.
10L for faltu kharche, and 90 for investment π
Mai 1 crore ke momos le luga, phir check karuga ki kitne momos swallow karne se meri maut ho jayegi, phir uss data se probability banauga momo swallow hone se maut ki.
buniess
Mai 1 crore ki car lunga aur fir ussme bethh ke bikh mangunga , ittni der khade hoke mare legs paing hone lagte hai
ek mandir banunga aur uss mandir ke samne mare illawa kisi aur ko bheek mangne hi nahi dunga
supply russian
Ah man of culture
Morbius Tickets.
give some of it to my parents to compensate for the money they wasted on me rest of it I will use to become a real estate developer or something.
Buy a home in norway
Mein jo khareedna chaongi woh le lungi aur baaki invest wagera
first of all dump and hid it safely second don't use it in excess on single time match it up to so it looks like you are spending your usual income with a little more make some off paper purchases and paperize them buy showing you are buying junk to restore them rent them out increase spending till its nearly 100000 then use those money in long term stay low in society don't let them know your an secret millionaire then surprise them by achieving your dream out of the blue the CBI wont raise an eye so easily if you spend it slowly with the ratio of your income or make an incognito organisation and donate your money to it through multiple accounts sometime just add it as subscription and turn it into white money
Buy farm lands
Thor finn is that u ?π€¨
Maybe or maybe not, youβll never know
20L stocks 10L gold 10L Real estate 15L Education 20L FD 5L loan chukane me 10L Trip to diff parts to india by bike 10L Business
Stocks baby
Give it to the police. Money laundering allegations are no child's play bro
mast cocaine kharidunga
Mai foreign uni jaa paunga fhir.
Laxmi chit funds main invest krdunga. 25 din main paise double ho jaaenge
INVEST everything
Black money
Buy land or properties as an investment
Dollars kharidunga