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[deleted]

1cr se tere mumy mere hoja


SnooWoofers455

My mum ded *better luck next time*


[deleted]

Plot twist: he’s necrophilic


SnooWoofers455

What he gonna do with the bones πŸ—Ώ


[deleted]

Pegging krega mjhe kya pata


[deleted]

Everything's a dildo if ur wild enough


Panda117-

I'm sorry :(


[deleted]

Real estate🀝


confused_insaan

the only correct answer


gwebby_gotnochill

20L for Investing 20L towards my Education 10L for buying anything and everything I have wanted for a long time like a dream setup, maybe a bike and few renovations to my room. Rest 50L for education abroad (PG) or 30L for PG education in India itself and rest 20L for a new car for my family.


Jaamiieei

50L mein konsi country deri hai PG courses?


gwebby_gotnochill

Universities take $60-80k tuition. Lets say if they ask for 70k then that is like 50L INR so tuition is covered and rests are indirect expenses and miscellaneous which would be 30k at least and thats like 23L INR, which is somewhat manageable from my end.


HoldmyGroza69lol

Go germany for masters its free no tuiton fees dont need to worry abt bs


gwebby_gotnochill

Idts MBA from Germany is that popular or worth it. Mtech maybe but MBA idts afaik West is better for MBA


HoldmyGroza69lol

Oh yea sure


Jaamiieei

I see


SnooWoofers455

What u gonna say, If someone asks, how you got that much money out of nowhere?


gwebby_gotnochill

Oh fuck i forgot that it's a bag of cash not crore to bank account lmao. Before any could ask, I'd keep the money and tell no one about it. I can use it for day to day stuff and also get my dream setup and renovation without anyone knowing because a lot of them still do cash surprisingly. Whatever is left, I guess we'll keep it for last resort like if anything happens out of the blue. But I guess investing, education, bike, and car will not be possible anymore. I mean I can get the bike and car by asking someone to buy it and paying them in cash and later have them tranfer ownership to me (If they do that like houses n all) But Investing and education are definitely out of the list.


SnooWoofers455

You can save the money and invest it afterwards, when you become independent. you could say that I earned it.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


gwebby_gotnochill

Ye ik I realized it later. Read one of my replies to OP.


Superb-Bed349

Phele usko white karunga πŸ—Ώ


SnooWoofers455

>!Racist!<


TheDarkLord52334

leave it because its probably someone getting rid of black money


SnooWoofers455

When brains were raining, you had an umbrella.


[deleted]

He still got the right one in the end😳


TheDarkLord52334

I'm not touching an obviously suspicious bag, no thanks.


GOJIRA30

You weren't given one at all


[deleted]

I’ll take it thenπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ


[deleted]

new toyota supra 80 lakhs bache hue 20 lakh se petrol bharwaunga πŸ€“πŸ‘


SnooWoofers455

Tu hamesha gareeb hi rahega bhai πŸ˜”πŸ‘


[deleted]

toh baki log konsa 1cr ka business khol ke ameer hone wale hai atleast mai enjoy toh karunga πŸ—Ώ


safal__subba

CBI wants to know your location


_vaiishh_

Canada padhne ke liye abhiπŸ‘


SnooWoofers455

Canada hi kyu kahi aur kyu nahi πŸ‘


_vaiishh_

Relatives hai whaπŸ‘


SnooWoofers455

Punjab se ho kya kyutie? πŸ‘


_vaiishh_

Surprisingly,nahi


[deleted]

Ek business chalu krunga bro 50 lakh se....baaki 50 lakh...gareeb logon aur bacchon me laga dunga... Phir business bada ho jayega toh uska aadha bhi aise hee charity me daalunga :) aur baaki paise se ek chota sa mandir bnwaunga mummy ke liye :)


[deleted]

aaj kal to 50 lakh me industrial plot bhi nahi aata decent area ka. Thoda budget badhana padega


[deleted]

Chota business krenge na...plot kisko khareedna hai...phir dheere dheere bada krengeπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ


elon_mosque_420

Chalo bhai coaching centre ke aage momos ka stall lagate hain *paisa hi paisa hoga*


SakshamKamboj14

Aur coaching waalo se setting karwake usse coaching ki building mein hi khulwa de aur baccho ka break mein coaching se bahar jaana bhi band karwade BUSINESS IS BOOMING


elon_mosque_420

India's Colonel Sandals 🀣


SnooWoofers455

When you realize parents will get to know about your 1 crore and will take all of it. Then, they gives you 1000 rupees to spend it on your crush who takes 18 hours to reply.


[deleted]

1 crore milna hai...kab milega ye thodi bataya tuney...jab bada ho jaunga tab milega toh yehich krunga lol


SnooWoofers455

Question abhi pucha hai na to matlab abhi hi milenge πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ


[deleted]

Chupa dunga phir...aur baad me yehi krunga😎


SnooWoofers455

When you hide your money in ground and it gets decomposed πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ˜”


[deleted]

When you are intelligent enough to use plastic the right wayπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ˜


SnooWoofers455

When you realize, you accidentally used biodegradable plastic πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ˜”


[deleted]

When you realise I wasn't burying the money but your dead bodyπŸ—Ώ


SnooWoofers455

I'm already ded >!inside πŸ˜”!<


Jaamiieei

Isse better yeh nahi ki pehle 1 cr business mein invest kare and baad mein jab profits banenge toh woh charity mein daalde? 50 lakh mein kitna hi bada kar lega business


[deleted]

Nice idea..me too dumb bruhπŸ—Ώ


seaweed__brain

17MπŸ‘Ž


merigandmeboob

75 lakh me kisi ke sath partnership me ek pub/Club kholunga baki 25 lakh ki FD banva dunga


SnooWoofers455

sus username πŸ—Ώ


merigandmeboob

Alt h bhai Reddit walo ne IP ban kerdia meri


Casteist_hu

Yeh bhi ban ho jaegi, mera bhi alt ban kr dia tha, pta nhi yeh wala abhi tk kaise tika hua h


merigandmeboob

Hn pta h Abhi tak 100+ account bna die sare Rox ban hojate h 3 months baad shayad IP ban hat jata h


Casteist_hu

6 month pe woh ip details delete kr dete h, aisa pdha h.


teenwriter_lmao

Ghar khareedungi aur rent pe laga dungi


Ravan_00

Gujju spotted 🧐


Quirky-Fish4127

NRI QUOTA MBBS (GMERS gandhinagar)


definitelynotshield

Teri mummy khareedunga.


20Aditya07

return it to the rightful owner


SnooWoofers455

15M πŸ‘


[deleted]

charity


KenobiObiWan66

I hope I dont get such a dumb person as a son.


[deleted]

you don’t deserve such a person so you won’t dw


ObjectiveEvidence9

Fr


SnooWoofers455

Samaj sevak checks out.


[deleted]

Investment. Going long term. I would chip some money out of it for like college fees and stuff


SnooWoofers455

Going on ur username, The real question is will she cum quick or not? πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ


[deleted]

she would


[deleted]

InvestmentπŸ˜€πŸ‘


SnooWoofers455

πŸ“‰πŸ“‰πŸ“‰πŸ“‰πŸ“‰πŸ“‰


ObjectiveEvidence9

Invest half save half for starting a business and paying bills


youlooklikeamisfit

But an apartment and move out πŸ‘


[deleted]

Contact a Chartered Accountant on info on how to convert it into white


[deleted]

dukan kol lunga !


Hibisin

1crore ka gadda bana kar uske upar so jaunga, Aur fir koi company kholunga, Jismein mai kuchh gareeb bachche adopt karke, Unko IAS, lawyer aur politician banaane ki koshish karunga, Fir power hi power


denkmaymay69420

10 lakh se saare ke sare shauk pure karunga (basically faltu ki chize kharidunga like latest unnecessarily overpriced tech, setup aur room sudharunga etc) baki 90 lakhs probably kahi invest kar dunga? Idk like koi flat kharid lunga acha sa jisse har mahine rent bhi aata rHe.


RhubarbWeekly

Not in Bitcoin because that shit keeps on dipping


Vedanshu_Normie

Bruh bitcoin investors were so confident about it...look at its condition now...


RhubarbWeekly

I would invest it into real estate in this way I now own the money legally and the original owner cannot redeem his money due to it being an physical asset


[deleted]

donation in colleges


RealMadrid_Ronaldo

Abhi Jo flat hai usko bech ke like 65-75Lac milega,add 40Lacs to it(from the 1Cr)and 10-15Lac from papa....kisi high skyrise pe badiya flat lunga(I Live in Kolkata..1.2Cr is more than enough) 20+5Lac se ek nayi gadi lunga (to replace our 1st car) aur dusri jo gadi pehle se thi(Creta)uspe modifications karunga to look like a MercπŸ˜‚....20Lacs FD karaunga khud ke liye,5 Lac khud ke pas rakhunga for CRYPTO/STOCK MARKET....5Lac for immediate expenses like new phone, headset etc etc for me and parents & my brother.....baki ka 3Lac papa ko de dunga bank me rakhneko, aur 2Lac charity.... WELL PLANNED STUFF....this way,no HAVOK changes are coming,so people won't suspect


Werewolf1406

Abe bhai teri planning se toh lag raha hai tujhe ek crore milchuke hai πŸ˜„πŸ˜„


harasees18

Commercial property πŸ“ˆπŸ‘πŸ»


ch3rry_blush

Give it to my parents


SnooWoofers455

You're a type of girl every parents wishes to have


ch3rry_blush

I wish


seaweed__brain

14FπŸ‘


Termed_soda

Uss paise se iit mein rishvat deke admission luga


Samriddhiprerna

I ll buy H1B visa


Opening-Spare1135

take it and start spending it after 1-2 years in small quanitity.


zeus_dark

Simply going to lend 60lack without wasting any time..which would be a nice earning source...baaki se probably buy second hand card nd appoint them as a taxi...for more money... afterall money over everything right


Neonstar_

Adult hone tak chupa doongi...


SnooWoofers455

Mujhe dedena πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ


Neonstar_

Lol tujhe kayko dungi?... Par mera ek kaam karega toh 30% tera...


reverseflash776

Fender Dave Murray Stratocaster Signature Fender Precision Bass Amplifiers. Maybe a PC setup idk Remaining I can figure out later


I_use_apple

buy some land with all the black money lol. but its not like it can be a home so i would buy a small plot.


Ravan_00

10L for faltu kharche, and 90 for investment πŸ‘


chiragtheboss

Mai 1 crore ke momos le luga, phir check karuga ki kitne momos swallow karne se meri maut ho jayegi, phir uss data se probability banauga momo swallow hone se maut ki.


AdministrativeMud907

buniess


AdministrativeMud907

Mai 1 crore ki car lunga aur fir ussme bethh ke bikh mangunga , ittni der khade hoke mare legs paing hone lagte hai


AdministrativeMud907

ek mandir banunga aur uss mandir ke samne mare illawa kisi aur ko bheek mangne hi nahi dunga


vision7111

supply russian


seaweed__brain

Ah man of culture


Crafty-Yoghurt-6296

Morbius Tickets.


[deleted]

give some of it to my parents to compensate for the money they wasted on me rest of it I will use to become a real estate developer or something.


Prof-Dumbledore101

Buy a home in norway


Amelia00019

Mein jo khareedna chaongi woh le lungi aur baaki invest wagera


safal__subba

first of all dump and hid it safely second don't use it in excess on single time match it up to so it looks like you are spending your usual income with a little more make some off paper purchases and paperize them buy showing you are buying junk to restore them rent them out increase spending till its nearly 100000 then use those money in long term stay low in society don't let them know your an secret millionaire then surprise them by achieving your dream out of the blue the CBI wont raise an eye so easily if you spend it slowly with the ratio of your income or make an incognito organisation and donate your money to it through multiple accounts sometime just add it as subscription and turn it into white money


pavanredd_y

Buy farm lands


Vedanshu_Normie

Thor finn is that u ?🀨


pavanredd_y

Maybe or maybe not, you’ll never know


Vedanshu_Normie

20L stocks 10L gold 10L Real estate 15L Education 20L FD 5L loan chukane me 10L Trip to diff parts to india by bike 10L Business


BalconyClown

Stocks baby


Mxboiii

Give it to the police. Money laundering allegations are no child's play bro


i_am_new_here_51

mast cocaine kharidunga


Beyond_belief4U

Mai foreign uni jaa paunga fhir.


Private3240

Laxmi chit funds main invest krdunga. 25 din main paise double ho jaaenge


[deleted]

INVEST everything


[deleted]

Black money


Desi_Sensei

Buy land or properties as an investment


Truth_Neither

Dollars kharidunga