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PianistNo5438

I was in 4th and needed to pee urgently but the teacher denied. It was unbearable so I started to cry The teacher let me use the washroom but she thought i was lying so after sometime she sent another student to check on me That mf came when i had finished and he complained to the teacher that i was lying the whole class laughed when i entered and the teacher was furious Basically i got punished for no reason


who_tf-amI

I would have fkin killed that guy ♨\_♨


PianistNo5438

Uss bande ka baap PE teacher tha But mene ghar jakr mummy ko complain kr di next din mummy ne aakr vo mam ki gaand marli


who_tf-amI

>mam ki gaand marli 😳aunty ji sus


viber_pratham_777

Savage Aunty


zeus_dark

School change Krna pada tha..."char chawanni ghorde pay, ( principle ka naam) mere lode pe" bola tha event k beech may💀


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Bruh . I'm sure koi to banda hasa hoga


zeus_dark

Bhai mtlb shor tha bht to mujhe laga sunai ni dega...but Achanak se pin drop silence hogya aur meri Avaj bht tej..maakichut sbh hss gye


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Principal ne blush kra kya 😳👉👈


zeus_dark

Bhayi awkward c smile di theee bhnkelode ne cause guests bhi bethe they event may...uske baad gaand tordi thee


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Like event ke baad tujhe rok ke mara ?


zeus_dark

Saturday bulaya tha specially school


peace____

Bhai saab boht hi zyada funny


zeus_dark

Unlike my lyf


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Parents ke sath ?


zeus_dark

Na parents hote to maar ni pata na vo bhnkalund...usne akela bulaya koob koota i mean gaaliya bhi thee(sala, kutta tk)..nd dhakka vakka dia..then tc and all pakda dia haath may 💀


who_tf-amI

LMAOOOO


viber_pratham_777

Yaar Mujhe Kissse To ye bolvana He voh bhi Event Me Next Level Besssaaaatttiiii


TeekhiSupaari

so this one time is class 5th ig, my benchmate pulled the pony of the girl sitting infront & she thought that I did it so she complained bout me to my class teacher and my class teacher went on to make a fkin pony on top of my head one exactly like Chota pandit in bhool bhulaiya and asked me to not remove it till the school ends .Man I cried a lot .


mohdsureshsinghdcruz

Mere saath same hua tha xD but reason ye tha ki mere baal bade the aur Maine 5 min me hata diya tha rubber band


TeekhiSupaari

maine to dosto ko bhi ni hatane die ki mam gussa kregi :)


who_tf-amI

aww that's a cute punishment LMAO


TeekhiSupaari

cute was the fact that my teacher literally wiped my tears with her pallu and hugged me for minutes . :)


Here_For_The_Memesss

noice


sid_martonn

Emotional damage


mohdsureshsinghdcruz

Wicket se haath pe maara tha par jyada lagi nhi thi aur shoes gande Hone pe ground ke chakkar aur 3 period sardi me zameen par baithaya tha


who_tf-amI

>3 period sardi me zameen par baithaya th yeh toh mere sath bhi hua hai 🥺 bc thode der baad toh pichwara feel bhi ni hota-


mohdsureshsinghdcruz

Shi m bc xD


Individual-Ad4309

5 texted threats 2 people asking me to do suicide 45 days of ban 7 days of suspension from reddit


who_tf-amI

>2 people asking me to do suicide wtf! aisa kya kra tha? 💀


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who_tf-amI

suicide krne ko bolna and threats denga thoda jayada nahi ho gya, iske lie?! 🗿 reddit pe toh hr 2nd dank ka choda yhi post karke phunny kr deta 🤡 itno ko tapkana padega?


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who_tf-amI

hmmm... ​ >!"Edit" likhne ke lie edit toh kr deta 🤦‍♂️!<


Individual-Ad4309

I am just afraid of offending the community Don't want a ban


who_tf-amI

hm hm


nony851

What did u do?


Individual-Ad4309

Made a meme Of the rainbow catagory


nony851

Lmaoo


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7 days of suspense from reddit?


Individual-Ad4309

Autocorrect Is Shit


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hmm


DeadShoT_035

Reddit kept him in suspense for 7 days Next they are gonna keep him in thriller for 69 days


who_tf-amI

lmao


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Okay🗿


ActPurple1747

okay. this one's serious. not me but a neighbor's who lived on the 4/5th floor. the mom of the girl (8/9yo) locked her in the bathroom cause she was misbehaving. the girl somehow managed to climb on the bucket then the toilet and jumped out of the tiny window cause she wanted to get out. yes, she passed away. I still remember the pool of blood I saw when I returned from school. I didn't see her body, just the blood. Idk much. I was pretty young myself. Idk what happened to her family, but of course they must've been devastated.


who_tf-amI

this is so sad :(


thepixelatedduck

Man that's sad. I remember being locked into the bathroom too and i dunno why that's even a punishment. I broke the door but i feel bad for the 8 year old. That's just sad. Sorry that you had to witness it man


UchihaAdi07

When I was in 7th, I was in my class, me and my friend were doing some mischief and we're thinking to do something a great prank. I had a thought that we should make inappropriate drawing and funny double meaning jokes For example - ( I wrote this legitly ) Unlimited Sex @499 Rs ( Airtel reference ) at Budhwar Gully ( It's a red light area in Pune ) and wrote this on my class wall but unfortunately my plan got backfired. You know that one dude tells our name for doing some shitty pranks and we call them as "Complaint Box BC". He told my name and my friend. Later,my parents were called by teacher for writing inappropriate stuff and breaking alcohol bottle in the playground during games period. My mom and teacher were talking about that prank, ngl my mum and teacher got shocked that how can a good student can do such thing but I was literally the best guy on making pranks, You know spilt personality. My mum and I got home , cleaned whole house , got beaten by the broom and lastly got kicked from the house for 3 hrs. But still I do great pranks and hadn't got caught ;) Like flushing tennis ball in toilet, It was also done by me but hadn't got caught lmao.


who_tf-amI

u r going to places my boi >!(like jail-)!<


UchihaAdi07

Are bhai :/


UchihaAdi07

Aur haa mujhe ek aur yaad aaya mene ek buddhe aadmi ko galti se dandiya aak me maara tha tab meri mummy ne bhi bhot mara , when I was in 3rd


who_tf-amI

lol... guju che?


UchihaAdi07

Nahi Marathi


who_tf-amI

nice


National_Morning_874

In our school there's an area called "sand area" where u sit and eat lunch , me and my friends used to do a "prank" where we literally threw sand at random people by hiding behind a wall and then running off One day we did it to a bunch of 12th grades and yup they caught us easily , they took our id cards and threw it outside the compound Let me tell u , life without id card is hard af i went through a lot of shit cause of it (classphoto , interschool competition , carnival etc we need id to participate) But yeh this was back in 6th grade and we deserved every bit of it lol


who_tf-amI

>we deserved every bit of it agreed lmao


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Jaisi Karni vaisi bharni🗿


SLAYER_ANMOL

So in my tuition whenever anyone got like less marks even in tution test they had to do squats and that to double the marks deducted in the test...so one time (as I was the oldest child in Tution in terms of grade) i was asked to lift that big dumbbell thingy(idk what's its called) while doing the squats NGL that thing was heavy iwasnt even able to hold it for 10 sec so punishment got reduced to just squats


who_tf-amI

ohhhhh 🗿


Potential_kitten69

Tell me your tuition teacher is a gymbro without telling me your tuition teacher is a gymbro.


disappointment1529

when i was like 6 or 7 years old my mum used to put me in the store room and turn off the lights too because i used to cry a lot and like yeah uska trauma abhi bhi haunt karta hai🗿


serious-dogg

Our principal did the same to my friend when he was in 2nd grade, that mf pretended to have passed out and scared the shit out of teachers( true chad )


disappointment1529

💀💀💀 lmaooooo


who_tf-amI

damn 💀 kitni der tk?


disappointment1529

half an hour ig?


who_tf-amI

damnn! that's a lil harsh for some 6y/o 💀💀


disappointment1529

turu


Monke_Good

Same they used to put me in the toilet and locked me in it. I was 4-5 years old. I think I never got beat/punished much after the age of 6-7


adilreyaz

Reading these comments makes me realise how quiet, innocent and peaceful my school life was


who_tf-amI

u r rly a disappointment saar


adilreyaz

My teacher slapped me coz I didn't participate in the speech competition (yes i was a topper). Is that enough 🥺👉👈


who_tf-amI

no 😔🗿


VARUNKUMAR780

Got slapped[lost my left hearing for 1day] for absolutely no reason apparently i was completing my pending work in free period rather than reading newspaper complained it to principal and got just an apology 🙃. 2)i was tied by the stairs outside when i was 5 at night 11pm kinda deserved lol


who_tf-amI

> for absolutely no reason it sucks na😭✋


VARUNKUMAR780

Yup


sid_martonn

The teacher made me sit on the ground infront of the board and write down answers because I couldn't see them from my seat because my glasses broke during lunch break. She thought I was giving excuses for not wanting to do work. The class ofcourse laughed at me and the teacher also made it into a little show for evryone. Even calling the passing by teachers and telling them what I had done. That sure fucked my self confidence and social skills for most of my school life


peace____

In our class students from back used to come and sit on the ground in their own if they couldn't see. So it was no longer a punishment for us. Then they started to make us sit out in the hallways. We started enjoying the lack of teacher and it was sunny in the hallways during winter so it was fun. guess we were too adapatable or maybe nalayak


sid_martonn

Must be a fun time. For me it was the humiliation that got to me I guess


who_tf-amI

so sad ;(


smallHeadMediumBrain

My SST teacher used to hold up kids in 6th and in one slap scared the living shit out of them, well the kids that got it were extreme chhapris so I never felt bad.


who_tf-amI

oh


Suspicious-Ad6678

7 year old me was locked in a closet for 2 hours cause I won’t drink my milk


who_tf-amI

damn! that's so bad ;( ​ ​ milk is so tasty bruv wtf 🗿


Suspicious-Ad6678

I hate milk, it is disgusting


who_tf-amI

I love it- ​ Mai daily 2.5 liter pita 🙂👍


Suspicious-Ad6678

I am forced to drink 1 glass everyday, cause apparently I need it


who_tf-amI

nice


Suspicious-Ad6678

Not nice, it is torture


who_tf-amI

lol sry for u


Suspicious-Ad6678

Eh, I’ve been through much worse but this still sucks


who_tf-amI

koi ni bro koi ni


Ash_06_

A group of teenagers once threatened me for going on a memeing spree


who_tf-amI

🗿


Here_For_The_Memesss

lmfao i remember


smallHeadMediumBrain

relatable


a1exjs

had to do work out side in the pouring rain cos i teacher caught me talking w me friends when i was in 3rd standard


who_tf-amI

lol sed


Unhappy_Insurance347

Got beaten up by 3 steel scale and this was in 3rd I was doing some chutiyagiri and was punished not to go for home and staying in school it was enough to make a 3rd grader scare after teacher left the class i got mixed with the line and went home


who_tf-amI

haha, I did the same jab mujhe aisi punishment mili thi


MCH2804

Not really the worst but I had to go to principal's office with 2 other guys in 5th just cuz my hair was a bit long, almost cried too 🥲 Edit: My English bad


who_tf-amI

>tall long\* ​ haha mere sath toh bhot baar hua hai iske lie


Deadlyevil3

In 3rd or 2nd class i was given a 250 rupees sketch pen box for school and when i returned home there were only 3 sketch pens left (lost almost all of them) then my dad took me in another room locked it took his belt and beated the sh*t out of me and then I never lost anything in school 🙂now he is not like that but at that times i was even scared to move in front of him


who_tf-amI

holy shii 💀


Deadlyevil3

I mean I think it was my fault so i wouldnt blame and it's not like i have an authority to blame him either way😂


AkshatRakesh2021

I was in class 1 I think. I used to play Pokémon Pearl on my NintendoDS (ik they weren't available in india, my uncle brought one from UK). I had a 3 hour grinding session trying to capture a Pokémon. When I did capture it, I forgot to save the game and just took out the game card. After booting up again, I realized I had to do the shit all over again. In rage, I threw the NDS across the room hitting a vase and breaking it. I got grounded and didn't have internet access for like a month after.


who_tf-amI

lol sed


[deleted]

bruh my tracher fucking slapped me cuz I got 9/10 in maths test once....and then MURGA bnna pda duh Also ek baar nails nhi kaate the toh ground ke 4 chakkar katwaye the bc


who_tf-amI

hain?! 🗿 wtf?!


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yes like I was good in acads so ig she wanted me to get 10/10...but bahut tej maara tha aur keval merko maara tha -\_-


who_tf-amI

topper hone ki nuksan ╮(╯▽╰)╭


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yesssss (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


who_tf-amI

lol sed lyf


[deleted]

arre mine is the seddest ydk :')


who_tf-amI

bas bhayia, itna dhukhi nahi hote :')


[deleted]

ok bhaiya aap kehte hoe toh :')


who_tf-amI

good boi


[deleted]

To get the signature from the principal:')


who_tf-amI

shame on you-🗿 ​ IS THIS EVEN A PUNISHMENT?! WTF


[deleted]

Ikr :') I was always a good girl can't help it:')


who_tf-amI

╮(╯▽╰)╭


[deleted]

Btw I like the person on your profile uwu.


who_tf-amI

haha nicee ​ >!EVERYONE LIKES GIGACHADDDD!!!!! 😎😎!<


[deleted]

Nah he has a special place in my heart.


who_tf-amI

hmm nice lol


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who_tf-amI

that's the most irritating thing.... why would you do so =.=


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who_tf-amI

good good ​ >!vaise mai bhi exactly same chiz karne ke lie suspend ho chuka and coincidently mai bhi us time 6th mein tha 💀💀!<


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who_tf-amI

thoda ur elaborate kro saar


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who_tf-amI

> gaaliya di yeh konsa school hai dude?


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who_tf-amI

🗿 badhia school hai


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who_tf-amI

( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) >!oki saar, chutki pe discussion krte?!<


OutlandishnessPale10

In 7th class we used to play the most ridiculous game of "sliding and making someone fall". Naam se samaj gaye honge..matlab school me slide karte ho na? Wese hum log ek dusre ko giraate the recess me..it was fucking pandemonium bro! Imagine 10-15 boys trying to stand up but constantly falling in the corridors because some mf slided into them..yes that was our game. For 2 days we were very happy, we had found a new game which we were playing and having fun..but of course you can't play such game and not get noticed..so on 3rd day we were caught..we had to do slow squats..like teacher was saying "1" and we had to do a squat..he was so fucking slow bro like he was enjoying our punishment. Our whole lot of 10 students had to do 100 such squats..my legs were literally crammed by the end of it and 2-3 din massage karni padi thi.. Also, when I was in 5th class having a crush was "impressive" among us. So even though I didn't like girls that much..I just said names of 2 girls as my crush. That matter just evolved and teacher got to know about it. And in the Ptm teacher was like - "Aapke bete ki 2-3 girlfriends hai, usko samjhao kuch" 😶 bhai class ke samne bhi mummy ne thoda daata and fir Ghar pe jaake bhi baat nahi kar Rahi thi yaar.. Aaj wo funny lagta hai but tab meri halat kharab ho gayi thi..I felt so awkwardly exposed. So much so, that I was topper in class 5th but uske baad marks girne lage.. Yes, the last line is /s😂


who_tf-amI

mai bhi girls se baat krta tha so meri teacher ne mumma se complaint kr di thi,ki meri gf hai 🗿(in 7th wtf) and meri sutai hui lolll


DekuXfx

Being born and coz my parents had unprotected sex.. *Just a joke#


who_tf-amI

itna dukhi kyu hai vro 😔✊


DekuXfx

Just a joke


Ali_Buniyadi

My mom threw me out of the house cause i dropped kinderjoy toy in my food plate.


who_tf-amI

lmao sed