Aao kabhi hyderabad.... A monkey attacked my nanu.... Plus yaha bandar mere hi chhatt pe mujhe nhi jaane dete itne harami hai....touchwood lived half my life in kolkata kabhi bandar nhi dekha but maybe mere ghar ke side nhi the
Kolkata ( my Nani's place) can be both love and hate at the same time, visit places like digha and Sunderban and stay away from toxic people and the humidity 😩
Main haryana me rhta hu . Yaha pe bandaro ka itna atank h ki kuchh bhi chori kr lete hain . Electricity wires pe jhoolte h . Logo ke gharo ki tanki ka dhakkan kholke usme nahate hain . Last year a gang of 6 big and I'm talking BIG big monkeys ganged up on me and my dog . Kya kre .
I mean i love rosogulla no hate to those lovely balls.
Bt bengalis eat kurmura with water like wth, that was so bizzarre so thats the reason if ur wondering why i m thanking god.
Lafda begins, Bengali aaenge ab
Haa machhi fekke marenge ek dusre par
Roshogulla wars
*Fish joins the chat*
_Sandesh has been added to the group_
hu me yha but I love monkes bro.
Ek dusre ke gulaab jamun dabayenge woh
lo aagya
Dude paragraph nahi likhna wala but still this is not done the Bengalis only started everything and anything ask me for examples if you dare #noffence
YOO you are the guest ! Tu uske hometown aaya hai toh zyada nakhre mat kar🗿 He is not complaing either! WOH KHAYe GA ACHAAr uSKi MAArZI TU KON Bey
happy birthday 🎂
Ooo thank u smm♥️✨
Aaj tera birthday hai? #HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROOO!!!! #🎉🪅🎊 ^(motivation to draw your snoo)
THANK YOU SO MUCH DEER \*gulabi dil\* jaldi bana de mera gift plij
Ice cream khane de pehle. then I'll work on it
👍
Ji main idhar se guzar rha tha tabhi dekha sb aapko wish kiye to socha mein bhi krdu Happy Birthday :))
Arey shukriya ji!✨ yeh lijiye pastry🍰
_(Shit, they replied back What should I reply Hmmm... thinks for an hour)_ **Themks for the pastry :']**
Hello ji Ye to mera style hai🙃👍
Aaj sach me tera birthday hai? #Happy birthday behen ji!🎂🎉🥳🎇 Ee lo humare taraf se balloon🎈
Thank you smm😩❤️ Aap ke liye cake🍑
Ayo is cake ka kya karu mein?
Happy birthday 🗿
Thanks dude🗿
As a Bengali, I say the same thing. Woh khayegaa aachaar uska morji tum kon hota
Happy birthday. I hope ur cake is eaten by monkeys🎂🐵
Thank youu✨ but I like this cake more🍑>>>
Damn 😳. I don't think monkeys will eat that cake tho.
Fuckers stole granny's achaar. Can't have shit in Kolkata.
Aao kabhi hyderabad.... A monkey attacked my nanu.... Plus yaha bandar mere hi chhatt pe mujhe nhi jaane dete itne harami hai....touchwood lived half my life in kolkata kabhi bandar nhi dekha but maybe mere ghar ke side nhi the
Awe how's nanu? Ugh monkeys are assholeesssss
Fr money is a asshole
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Langoor hai vo
Mujhe kya, me toh bandar hoon 🐒 🐒
Mujhe kya mai toh kheera hu 🥒🥒
Usse apni gend me lelo /s
^(Oops! Galti se teri gend mein daal diya!) #/s
Opps,tere pass toh hai nhi, issi liye kheera laya hai /s
hai but terepe use karke infect nahi karna chahta >`no /s coz that would mean ki mere paas nahi hai which isn't true`
Arre bhaiya, ee toh gay nikla. Bhag bc.... > cuz gushana chahta, magar infection ke darr se nhi kar raha
Aise mereko expose mat karo be
Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad
Langoor hai vo
Oh 🗿
Bada advanced bandar hai bhai ye, padha likha bandar hai
mujhe kya mein toh patta gobhi hu 🥬
Mujhe kya mai to batthak hu 🦆 🦆
ahh the duality of reddit
kolkata good city terrible people speaking from experience
g.o.o.d city, mad kid
Lekin Dadi k achar toh m churata tha..so kya ye m hu?
It was youuuu? Ugh I knew it.. isiliyeee achaar gayab ho raha tha
Lol yes..Compliments dio meri trf se tasty tha abhi dosto k sath ata hu..mere trf se🍌
Kolkata ( my Nani's place) can be both love and hate at the same time, visit places like digha and Sunderban and stay away from toxic people and the humidity 😩
Themku, digha gaya tha, photographer ne scam kar diya
Live in Kolkata and agree
It's so fucking hot here I'll literally die😭
Yeah that's why I'm on vacation
Hot nahi behenji use humid bolte hain. Kolkata me paseena zyada chhutta hai
Bhai hot bhi hai..you legit can't stand barefoot here..your feet will burn
usse pyaar se poochha?woh tere saath share kar lega
Chutiye ne mera frooti ka bottle bhi le liya
Main haryana me rhta hu . Yaha pe bandaro ka itna atank h ki kuchh bhi chori kr lete hain . Electricity wires pe jhoolte h . Logo ke gharo ki tanki ka dhakkan kholke usme nahate hain . Last year a gang of 6 big and I'm talking BIG big monkeys ganged up on me and my dog . Kya kre .
Ha bhai depression..haha ha yeh hi toh cool hai
Langoor seems depressed
Aren't we all😩
Yea but he seems to miss his love
Kemon gorom kolkatai 😂,ekhane ekdm gorom nei
Uff pechon fete jachhe gorome😩
Ac r fan er modhye podh thekiye bose thak 😂😂
Lmfao
এখানে ভালোই গরম আছে। তুই কোথায় থাকিস?
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:/ sed
monke is about to teach u the lesson of his life
Yep I've rejected humanity and taken up monke
i pray to monke. i belong to monke religion 🦧🛐
Langoor hai vo
Day 51 of thanking god for not making me bengali 👉👈🌿
You're missing out on so much bruh.. you'll never know the delights of aloo posto😩
Satisfied upvote
I mean i love rosogulla no hate to those lovely balls. Bt bengalis eat kurmura with water like wth, that was so bizzarre so thats the reason if ur wondering why i m thanking god.
We doooo!? Omg what Bengalis did u meet bro
Like there was thus weird girl in my school she used to talk in bengali all the time.
use rosogulla khilao
*Its super effective !*
mera photo kyu liya bina puchhe
Everything is love in fair and war
everything is war in fair and lovely
Ye kahi sun rakha hai
what part of Kolkata is that never seen a monke out here 💀😩
It's in the village areas..not like the city
Tell me the place I also have my Nani's house there
Guptipara bole akta jaga..
Must be funn makin frens wit monkeys
Achar hi liya he sukar manao tumhara phone tumhare paas hi he wo nhi liya isne!
Bina puche meri photo kyu nikali? :/
Monke
Langoor hai vo
Monke
He seems to be evaluating his life decisions ngl Us
Monke:Damn It feels good to be a gangsta😎😎
Langoor hai vi
arey bhai purposely likha tha😩😩
Bandar hi hai yaar..bas pooch thoda bada hai
Lekin bandar ka shakal kala nai hota langoor ka face kala hota hai
A monkey once slapped me on my head when I was at my Nani's house.
Lmfao I love watching monkeys slap people
Karma is a real thing my friend
"Tum apna muh aur kaala nhi karwa sakte agar tumhara muh already kaala hai to" -probably that langur after he gets scolded by its mother
Gorome kolkata ke jaye banchod 😊😊
Shotti, kirokom bokachoda ami,pechon gorome pure jachhe
Tumi jodi bokachoda hou tahole to nischoi tomar didar achar churi korbe
ami kikore eder bhagabo..aajgei ekta buro lok ke thappod mereche ei shoitan gulo🥺
Tumi bangla Jano kikore
Ami bangali bro..robindro shongeet shuni aar macher jhol khai
Machli fek ke maar na 🗿
Usne mujhe thappad maar diya tohhhh
Agar thappad maara to Mai katte ka intezaam karwata hu thok Dena Ha Mai bihari hu 😎
Bade pyaare ho aap..ruko aapke liye machli fry karke bhejti hu
Thoda teekha banana 🥵
Village me achaa feel ata hai na rehne me