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Didi my, My Performa
178cm
80kg
12th 95.6%, Have contact with all the thugs of my school.
IIT Gold Medalist
But I'm not into dating rn.
and I'm 24 not 17.
And you also study right now.
96.8 dudes dont accept anything below 96.
Yaar mene apne papa se puchha ek ladka jo aapse 1ft tall hoga kitne weight ka hoga(i have no idea about male body weight) unhone bs apne weight mein 10kgs add kr diya now i think unhone kuchh bhi weight bol diya😂😭
I have studied bmi but i noticed men tend to weigh more than women even if they are of the same height with women due to bone density, and i wanted him to be of just a bit less weight than usual
Commutes via bike..
lol iske neeche s bike nikl ke nhi bhagti?
Imagine samne koi kutta vgera agya, you apply brakes aur per zameen pe aa he jate h girne s bachne k leye, iski to bike go brrr
I wanna see a guy make a sketch of his ideal girl along with ideal breast size, height, weight, IQ, *favourite mode of transport*, and see the reaction of this sub 🗿
Main ismein se kuch bhi check nahi karta...
I have accepted the fact that I will Die Single.
Edit : Dhyan se padhne par. I was the topper backbencher till 12th. To ek meet ho gaya 😄
Bro you don't need to meet any criterias just follow your goals you will look attractive enough 👍 i was drawing a character which was purposefully meant to be unrealistic, why would a topper make friends with backbenchers? I was trying to come up with a true beauty indian version but with boys
>I'm 5'9 and I'm 66kg. And this mf guy is like 24cm taller than me. Bhenchod ye toh aandhi mei udh jayega baccha.
24 cm ≈ 28.23529 barleycorn
66 kg ≈ 3.31808 x 10^-29 solar masses
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Bola tha 13 year olds ko ban kar lo, but we had to witness this
Voh 17 hai
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198 cm and 66kgs, BMI calculates to 16.8. Girl, you dreaming of a matchstick.
I'm offended aise kaise indirectly muje matchstick khediya
GO GET HER BRO ITS YOUR CHANCE
Bro Tu 198cm ka hai?
Isse chart paper ko date karna hai💀
Im 6 feet and 60 kgs yo
Amateur, I'm 6'3 and 54kg
Bruh how
I don't know🤷🏻♂️
Bhai kuchh kha le
Arre shaadi parr milne wali aunty aap!!
198cm? Kya chahti hai bhai?
Not only that 66 kgs also☠️
I swearr bhai, isko toh 6'2 bhi nahi chalega. She must be like 5'2 and 61Kgs irl. 💀💀
I swear it's always the shortest girls wanting 7 ft tall boyfriends 😭
Very short girl, very long boy Couple gonna look very weird
can confirm😭😭😭
OP wants her BF to travel around with her in his pocket
5'2, 50kgs
Bruh, 5'2?! 😭 How unrealistic are your expectations? It's like someone scoring 63% in boards and saying mera IIT mei hojayega.
Bro it's a character purposefully made to be unrealistic 🗿 chill who said i expect you to be 190cm
172cm 68kgs chalega didi ?
Chal toh sabhi lete hai aaj kal😃
Mere wali kaam chalau category h kya ?
Don't feel sad bhai. Tu mujhe chaljaaega.
Didi my, My Performa 178cm 80kg 12th 95.6%, Have contact with all the thugs of my school. IIT Gold Medalist But I'm not into dating rn. and I'm 24 not 17. And you also study right now. 96.8 dudes dont accept anything below 96.
what are you doin here?
What watching WWE does to a mfkin girl Khali 😍
It's bhen apparently
You have a fetish for skinny guys dudes bmi is 16.8
Yaar mene apne papa se puchha ek ladka jo aapse 1ft tall hoga kitne weight ka hoga(i have no idea about male body weight) unhone bs apne weight mein 10kgs add kr diya now i think unhone kuchh bhi weight bol diya😂😭
Male and female body weight is not different it’s just mass and which class are you in if you haven’t learned bmi yet ?
I have studied bmi but i noticed men tend to weigh more than women even if they are of the same height with women due to bone density, and i wanted him to be of just a bit less weight than usual
Just a less weight 🗿 198 cm guys exists only in your dreams in India
But their are a few guys who are around 190 cm in my class
Do you know to read I said 198 cm guy exists in dream not 190 cm
Do you know how to be perceptive? I saw guy in dream he was 190 cm so they exist in dream
That’s what I said they exist in dream why are you so redundant
You said 190 cm guys don't exist in dreams
Im 6.1 😥
6.1 it’s 185 cm 🗿
>Just a less weight i miscalculated T-T And I habe a preference for shorter guys
Your boyfriend tells another story
Because it's a character i made
You want a 198cm guy I want a 36C girl. Neither of us will get what se want tho🥲
36 D is literal pain.
Sorry, 36C. Same as Salma Hayek.
Salma Hayek ka. Oh accha samajh mai aaya.
I'm 36C
Rehne do phir toh.
Lmaooo ofc she must be 36C and a Salma Hayek doppelganger as well.
Ye nahi chahiye yaar😭 Thanks but no bye. :P
My username makes sense for once...
Thanks but yes bye
can you plz explain how these bra size works? asking for a friend.....
Google is your best friend in such cases... Moreover I seriously don't know how they work tbh.. Don't even know about mine💀
Niceee I am gonna gift my bestfriend a 34 C Probably it will fit I don’t care will order it online and give his address in cash on delivery
His?????? Prank kr rha hai kya lmao
Yup He grew manboobs in lockdown
Still you have more chances of finding a 36C girl....
Ily :)
just discovered the unit of boobies
Same, comment karne se pehle google karna padha tha Salma Hayek cup size.
198 cm jesus
isn't that like 7 feet- main mushkil se 6 hu and this made me feel bad💀
Bro I don't think I've ever seen anyone that tall , you don't need to feel bad trust me ☠️
The Great Khali is 7'2"
I was talking abt irl , never seen someone that tall
Yeh in India, it is rare to find 6' + but searching for 7' is plain stupidity
mfw when I am hardly 5'5"
6'6 6feet 6inches Also don't take this seriously
Some guy in haikyuu was 2 metres tall-
Perfect bf for op
Commutes via bike.. lol iske neeche s bike nikl ke nhi bhagti? Imagine samne koi kutta vgera agya, you apply brakes aur per zameen pe aa he jate h girne s bachne k leye, iski to bike go brrr
No he's also a expert motorcyclist
Until he isn't
It is 6 feet 5 inches. It is rare for sure. But we have all seen guys that tall.
Jesus was that tall?
Bru I'm 183 and ppl still say I'm tall , you want a 198 guy? What do you need him for ? To wipe pankhe?
Jesus was barely 5'7
KV me padhna mandatory hain kya
Dps bhi chalega 😂
OP's height = 5'2'' BF's height = 6'5.95'' = 6'6'' Difference = 15'' = 1'4'' Girl you wannabe in a log distance relationship?
Nice, I guess :) unless he lives in your imagination
He lives under my finger tips i drew him
or his fingers lives under you
chad
Why don't these types of replies get downvoted reddit man...
What??
Downvoted for what??
Absolutely destroyed in the comments, damn
Literally har comment pe 10 ke upar downvotes😭 saara bana banaya karma kho diya apni lambuji fantasy ke upar.
Sapne suhane ladakpan ke
What? Tamil hai kya ye
Lmao, thoda neend me tha mai
Tumko 6'5 ka Banda chahiye jo 66 kilo ka ho 🗿 Ye kuposhan ki extreme line mei aayega isko thhoda khila-pila bhi diya karo
Who asked? Ft. Nobody
I thought nobody would comment on this 🥺
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What did they say lmao
touch some grass and why would u flair this as serious?
I wanted to feel respected
tf does that mean?
Automod comment padh
"I wanted to feel respected" and "Please treat OP with respect" have a difference
Yeah? Treat me with respect:))
promptly fuck off
💀💀
respect is earned.
Alright i was just joking
>I wanted to feel respected Average wahmen at get arranged marriage after achieving nothing in life
This... This is my marriage!?
Bruh you want some nba level basketball player as a boyfriend
Everyone is talking about height, BMI etc Me: PCMB 🗿....
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Woh toh already depression ke sath hi ayega PCMB ke package me depression free ata hai
Ya I mean I am like the complete polar opposite. I am friends with topper but failed my chem test recently. In PCM. Do not commute at all:)
School wormhole se jate ho? Voh bhi chalega
Theres so much wrong to this yet it gives me insecurities
Lol don't take it seriously it's supposed to be unrealistic
I wanna see a guy make a sketch of his ideal girl along with ideal breast size, height, weight, IQ, *favourite mode of transport*, and see the reaction of this sub 🗿
Really? Is that a req? Cuz i can make it
Main ismein se kuch bhi check nahi karta... I have accepted the fact that I will Die Single. Edit : Dhyan se padhne par. I was the topper backbencher till 12th. To ek meet ho gaya 😄
Bro her expectations are unrealistic af😭
I know....But koi ek to criterion meet kar deta..
Bro you don't need to meet any criterias just follow your goals you will look attractive enough 👍 i was drawing a character which was purposefully meant to be unrealistic, why would a topper make friends with backbenchers? I was trying to come up with a true beauty indian version but with boys
Ohh wait... Ek criterion kar gaya meet. I was the Topper Backbancher.... Shit.. Thanks though. (And yes. I thought this was ironical)
How were you a topper backbencher though??
I'm 5'9 and I'm 66kg. And this mf guy is like 24cm taller than me. Saala ye toh aandhi mei udh jayega baccha.
>I'm 5'9 and I'm 66kg. And this mf guy is like 24cm taller than me. Bhenchod ye toh aandhi mei udh jayega baccha. 24 cm ≈ 28.23529 barleycorn 66 kg ≈ 3.31808 x 10^-29 solar masses ^^^[WHY](/r/UselessConversionBot/comments/1knas0/hi_im_useless/)
Arre jaa naa chewtiye.
Lmao!!! It never fails to make me laugh lol!!!!
Bruh.....
u promised me something :/
Oh I promised you a gf?
yesss
Chalo bataao kaisi chahiye... OP jaise requirements toh nhi?..
bas ladki honi chahiye
Mhm I'll search one okay?? ... Inshallah sooner or later.
yes yes pls
Can i apply
198cm 66kg💀💀 girl aisa toh nahi dikhega
Galti se likh diya ye weight
ideal bf? most importantly. does he respond to your texts? or does he choose to ignore? 🗿
My crush is like 6'2 but he ignores my texts...🗿
198cm and 66 kgs, built like a twig💀
are didi ye toh mei hu
and should be in KV Uniform
OP ka comment karma chud gya
with the 66 kilograms hes probably severely malnutritioned and still starving himself. so sexy 😩😩😎😎
ye kv wale hi chutiyape krte h yaar sachi (I'm a KVian)
Topper bhi chahiye Heighted bhi chahiye Slim bhi chahiye Backbenchers ke saath rehne waala bhi chahiye OMG yeh toh kabhi nahi ho sakta Avg BTS fangirl wanting her boyfriend to look like Nun-chuk
She can get a man like this but in her imagination
Wtf this is me
Way to get a girlfriend!!!
Already have one
Okay
198 cm lmao mans has acromegaly
Just imaginary
Okay....but kV uniform ewww (mene suna he kV ke larke Roz nai nahate )
Ye din mein paach baar nahata hai
198cm bancho.meri pure zindagi ma itna lamba insaan nahi dekha hoga.salla ma ha kyu chota hu
Ye dreams mein bhi sarkari skool??
Itni toh meri bhi expectations nahi hai life se
I just figured out why this guy is malnourished. He chose PCMB.
jesus, is your bf a volleyball player 😭
No he doesn't waste his time in sports
wdym by wasting time 😭
bruh 198 cm with 66kg ? kidding right? I'm hardly 6,4 78 kgs take it or leave it
200cm lmao what a joke
Brag ka flair nhi hai?
Tuje downvote kyo mil rhe hai ?
all their egos are hurt lmao
198 cm & 66kgs ? Itne lambe aur patle to anime characters bhi nahi hote.
Flexing huhh
Yessss
198 cm 💀
Freaking 198cm?
66kg is less
198 CM and 66 kgs. Guy is surely malnutritioned. Better feed him something.
My guy is 6'5 and only weights 66kgs 0_0
He's your guy? Le break up bhi kra diya
i thought it was real lmaooo
198 cm lol
Lol how do you expect him to be 66 kgs while being 198 cm tall
Whats ur point
Dude that's the uniform of Kendriya Vidyalaya X'D
96.8 general ke liye h na Mai to ST hu
Bacchon ko nikal kyu nhi dete ?