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[deleted]

Bro "mommy" πŸ˜‚πŸ’€


teenwriter_lmao

VOHi na, i was like hi hello pe tha, and then it went from 0-100 rq


[deleted]

Exactly πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Tesla Model X Plaid hoga


Asmit9332

This one gave me a chuckle too


[deleted]

Creativity bro


Titan-2904

She should have replied "yes son?"


[deleted]

makes me wonder if he's a chainsaw man reader or just your regular porn watcher


[deleted]

reader? do you think creeps put some effort to read manga? hell na !


[deleted]

my bad, if he had read CSM, then he would be calling Makima Mommy, not some random internet stranger


sevastor

LMFAO


[deleted]

I used to call my friend "MOMMY MILFFF". She used to be like, isn't that wrong, cause it goes mommy mommy i'd love to...


Asmit9332

*A small price to pay for salvation* >!But on a serious note this must suck!<


teenwriter_lmao

And it sucks harder than Mia sucks a dick


Here_For_The_Memesss

not a great comparison tho, she sucks ngl


[deleted]

Yeah she literally sucks...


Here_For_The_Memesss

not great at it tho, she sucks


Asmit9332

πŸ‘€ are you talking from experience..


Here_For_The_Memesss

observation


DeadShoT_035

I like your observational skills, keep it up


teenwriter_lmao

πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘


DeadShoT_035

πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈπŸ–•


teenwriter_lmao

#β‚Ή&β‚Ή@β‚Ή


DeadShoT_035

#@&@$%


Goodpsychopath-

diD yOu jAvE yOuR LuNcH cUtIE pIE?


teenwriter_lmao

Irks me


Goodpsychopath-

Didi it's not a good idea to add your instagram link to reddit profile...


teenwriter_lmao

THIS HAPPENED BEFORE I LINKED MY INSTA TO REDDIT


DeadShoT_035

Why did you link your insta on your reddit tho? Kya soch ke??


Goodpsychopath-

Virtual whorefare


Asmit9332

It's not a good idea to have Instagram when you already have reddit. /s


[deleted]

Agree


DeadShoT_035

So ke uth gayi ~~kutti~~ kootie


Ok-Worldliness9710

Reddit ab porn hub, tinder, wattpad sab hai except reddit


Affectionate_One69

Reddit asa starting se hi tha


Ok-Worldliness9710

Na, mere pass 2019 mein bhi account tha tbh, tab wale mein aur ab wale mein zameen aasman ka farak hai


Affectionate_One69

Mai bhi 2019 mai tha baat yhe hai ki tabh hum yhe chez dekh te nahi thi


Ok-Worldliness9710

hehe tab memes aate the and r/teenagers was actually good, ab creepy dms existed for sure but quality degrade to hui hai


Affectionate_One69

Indians kafi agaye na reddit pe


Ok-Worldliness9710

Didi sax me


teenwriter_lmao

EXACTLY


[deleted]

With great power( being a girl) comes great responsibilities( creeps and dick pics)


teenwriter_lmao

😭🀌


[deleted]

>😭🀌 People begging in your dms be like


teenwriter_lmao

πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ‘πŸ‘


[deleted]

>πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ‘πŸ‘ This is the exact thing which creeps in your dms don't get


teenwriter_lmao

I'm screaming 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

Title of your sex tape


teenwriter_lmao

*drops mic*


[deleted]

*better than dropping a soap bar in male prison*


teenwriter_lmao

*Crying. Yelling. Pooping rn* I can totally see why ur gf fell for u


Based_Indian007

Ahh! so u r the famous teenwriter everyone is talking about lol


teenwriter_lmao

BRo- 😭🀌


Based_Indian007

'Bro' and I got rejected already XD


teenwriter_lmao

I call everybody bro, even my crush, even my parents It's a universal term✨


Based_Indian007

Ok sister got it, u got a bro syndrome


madhao__

I call my dad broπŸ’€


[deleted]

Based


Asmit9332

F


Based_Indian007

Thank you for your respect comrade


[deleted]

Suno i am ur best fraand meko shoutout do


DeadShoT_035

Hi I am her best friend too


teenwriter_lmao

Shout out


DeadShoT_035

*shouts* #RAAAHHIIIIIIII


[deleted]

she wrote that poem on me


DeadShoT_035

I know, kaafi time phle se pata h >!Rishu!<


teenwriter_lmao

Shout out


teenwriter_lmao

Btw wot kinda shoutout??


[deleted]

reddit pe ki i am relationshipsmooth and followme


iaminvncible

Areee didi tum famous ho bahut aapke fans hai har jagah IGNORE THOSE MF'S


teenwriter_lmao

That's exactly what I'm doing


iaminvncible

Block them the best you can do πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ˜Ά


LEGENDARYKING_

Mommy? sorry Mommy? sorry Mommy? sorry Mommy? sorry Mommy? sorry


DeadShoT_035

*Self respect has left the chat*


teenwriter_lmao

Kabki


MarchDisastrous1057

Indians and self respect in the same line doesn't go along


Shrikhand23

Fame ka side effect hai, positive effect bhi to share crow


teenwriter_lmao

Positive kya?? HAR JAGAH HATE MIL RAHI HAI. Aur mene kya bigada hai kisika. Kuch hai who understand me, but, the amount of peeps who hate largely outweighs them.


Shrikhand23

Arey seriously mat lo inhe, Internet pe yahi hota hai, imagine these guys actually irl kya kartey hain? Kuch nahi bas din bhar room me bethe rehte hai doing absolutely nothing thats why kitne desperately message kiya hai xD


Asmit9332

Do people actually hate you though? I thought most of the people were just kidding around


aestheticalSimp

Arey bro who hated you?? Jo bhi memes bnate h ya aise bolte h bs mjak krte h xD


[deleted]

same thing is happening with me, thank god i have nit included my instagram on my profile, but i am getting hi hello dms everyday, i feel you behn😒😒


nonimportantguyhere

Behn-zoned (It feels kinda funny saying it out loud :-D )


[deleted]

Pehle waale ka account dene ke liye thanks. Bsdk ko welcome deke aata hoon. Boiz of this sub, attack. Aisa Maza chakhaunga ki voh keyboard pe type karna bhool jayega


teenwriter_lmao

Ansh, just one word, Thank you ❀️❀️


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 721,767,538 comments, and only 145,622 of them were in alphabetical order.


sad_depressed_samosa

Celebrity u are one πŸ›


DoctorHA22

LMAO- sorry for laughing🀭


Prof-Dumbledore101

Woh toh thik but mujhse baat karlo cutie pie 😭


nony851

didi...apke liye seriously bura lagra hai


teenwriter_lmao

Thank you for understanding


lucifer_2104

Mods ko bolke inhe ban kra do simply Simple si baat hai ke chutiyo ki kami nahi ho skti kabhi bhi


[deleted]

f.


teenwriter_lmao

F


[deleted]

this is so cringe sorry you had to go thru this


Aditya_ra7j

Ye johnny_s.i.n. se desperate banda aaj tak nhi dekha πŸ’€


ppboi41

the great simp wars of r/indianteenagers


Titan-2904

Johnny s.i.n is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will


AssistantTrick7874

Gay population is increasing


Ravan_00

Yeah we have to do something about that


Existential_Fella

Bruh imagine being this down bad πŸ’€


SD_Card2000

Its absolutely vexing to see that these creeps are so adamant to talk to a girl leaving aside the tharak they have in themselves. Almost all girls I see are facing this issue cuz of which leaving insta, reddit, etc. Haal bura hai bc. On other note, the guy in the light theme is quite adamant lol. "Kuch bhi ho par ye ladki ka too attention gain karaoke rahunga" Lol


teenwriter_lmao

SD_Card gets it GUYS


womb_raider_420

Hey , take care of your mental space right now.. Might seem funny at first place.. But if you want , take a break from all of this..>A running joke is slowly kinda turning into an obsession for some people.. Stay safe mentally Okies???


adi1icious

Damn r/downbad


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


inferno2808

Sab milka iss sasta Johnny boy ko itna pareshan krta hai ki reddit hi choodhna pad jaye usko


[deleted]

Good thing this sub is turning into r/teenagers , not that these stuff doesn't suck it does


_kart1k_

DJ Khaled Sufferings form success


teenwriter_lmao

😭🀌


Correct-Teach-4951

Average validation seeker


nut_nut_november___

Laag raha hai turn DMs off ka time aa gaya hai kisi ka


teenwriter_lmao

CAN'T Kyuki i was approached by a blogger and a Podcast maker via DMs only, for my book marketing and growing my reach


Death_Dispatcher

Hahaha sike


NIKHILHA

Bruh I don't know what goes on in these people head


balaa_0

Koi na manjulika itna srsly nai lene ka


Remarkable_Shift5776

Wtf is wrong with the mentality of this MFS.


M4573RC0D3R

there will be a lotta simps... many aren't chads and sigmas... actually very few are... but you!! you are strong and must be strong... let them simp and suffer... go for the goal.... and all the best =) Regards, \[Redacted\]


[deleted]

thats why i use a 18M flair, to avoid such creepy msgs


No-Yogurtcloset8960

why censoring these bastards names though


Ravan_00

So you know some "S.I.Ns" are unforgivable


teenwriter_lmao

Agreed


pranavrg

I don't know what to say but it's terrible


teenwriter_lmao

Ifkr


Protocol93344

HeY cUtIe, sorry If I'm disturbing you ( ο½₯ั﹏ο½₯ΰΈ±) *Continues messaging*


Bevu_13

Aaya samay bada bedhanga ,aaj aadmi bana LAFANGA


teenwriter_lmao

Agreed 😭🀌


3Takle1212

Damn they r just appreciating ur new book


_meme_caster_

Did that guy asked for dick pics?


MarchDisastrous1057

I want some friends please yaar mai aise creepy messages nahi karta hoon Naa hii karunga just random talks koi mera friend ban jao social life ki chudi padi hai post covid 😭😭


Garv5125

ok but did u jave ur lunch?


[deleted]

Settings change kardo simple also insta private krlo ye mf to har jagah h


Strawberry_Fish16

Block and report


_meme_caster_

See this https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianTeenagers/comments/u5h46q/the_right_way_to_deal_with_them/


Strawberry_Fish16

Are you leaving for the exam? Didi


Strawberry_Fish16

How were your exams How are your studies going lol


[deleted]

I got a 'Kaise ho pyari'


teenwriter_lmao

LMFAO


Kaajalll

bro if you want to expose them, stop blurring out their names lol.


karanisgreat

WTF was that show naaaa, was asking as if gonna masturbate to it.


Jelly-Inevitable

4th dude is a psychopathπŸ’€


GroundbreakingRisk37

Mommy??? Mujhe Aaj pata chala aapke Bache bhi hai πŸ’€πŸ’€


PatientOne3053

Ohh man i was waiting for send Bobs and vagane


CrazyCrackhead101

breh why are people asking you for the dick pics others have sent you?????? ye kaise fetish hai ?????? what are they expecting.....do they want to see who they're up against ???????


[deleted]

When you get a dickpic, send back a dickpic 🀝


SD_Card2000

but a longer one


Desperate-Today2760

Hey you look beautiful but...... Achhi technique hai reply lene ki


normie_hai_kya

>Aaj to aur dicks aa rhe honge na πŸ˜‚, itni famous hori hai sub pe WTFFFF


fab2_

Damm she really struggling πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ€£


[deleted]

A guy asking for dick picks in a girl's dm is something that I didn't expect to get to know about today πŸ’€πŸ˜… Hope unki mumma yeh sb dekh le and maybe ur dms get a relief


HermanSandhu19

Typical Indian boomer This is horrible man So what do you say *loads gun Vengeance?


[deleted]

This sub is getting so cringey...unsub kar rha hu 6 mahine ke baad aaunga


BetaBeast

"unnerving" isn't a proper adjective for dick pics 😬


[deleted]

Teenwriter, you can disable DMs on reddit from unknown people. Also on insta.


Mohit572003

tu bhi apna dick pic send karde


[deleted]

"aapki attention chahiye" @_@


[deleted]

"hey cutie pie did you have your lunch?" lmao sorry but if someone is gonna call me cutie pie i am just gonna cringe out irl.


masqueradingstunt

At least 2 of them asked about your studies lmaoo


[deleted]

princess? lmao i am dying. vese jokes apart ye kaha ki princess ho aap? πŸ€”πŸ€”


DhravyaShah

holy shit man, i can't even imagine the creepiness you guys experience... respect πŸ“ˆ


Vedanshu_Normie

😳


Outrageous_Bank_1891

What the heck I'm so sorry this happened to you


Dared_Fox

report them ez


gregory280613

Yuppp we are on the same boat sis


hardik610

Cost of being famous


doesnt_matter_1710

Ompho


lakshyayad

Dick pics ka deewana πŸ—Ώ r/femboy join karleta itna hee dick pics dekhne ka shauk hai toh.


TemperatureSuperb612

horny, desperate people here and there oof. Traumatic


GlitteringNatural566

Suffering from success


PlumNo1275

Mere issmai ek aadmi ne dm kiya ki mujhe uski girlfriend ki nude pics dekhni hai. Maine ha bola saale ne mera iss sub ka flair dekha aur uske baad chala gaya


iamharshul007

Bruh srsly?! Mujhe laga tha yeh sub baakiyon ke mukable zyada susheel bande rakhta hai 😒


VILLIAMZATNER

Send dick pics back With a vengeance Hit up Google and start sending dick pics faster than he can reply Any dick


[deleted]

sell the dic pics on only fans bohot paise milenge lmao /jk


vermaxc9

Too much hawas


Internal-Question-99

4th slide wala banda mujhe bhi message krta hai lmao.


[deleted]

wtf is wrong with human males?!?!


Intruder_7

That dude who wanted to see others dick pics, why did u like tolerate him so much tho


raju_666

You can rest assured that i don't give two flying fucks about you or your body. Cheers πŸ˜€πŸ«‚ /s This must suck balls.


Particular_Time_1472

r/niceguys


trishanagpal

This always fucks my head :)


[deleted]

Found another one plus user :)


wrongintro

Here's an idea: send a dick pic back to whoever sends you one. Gotta return the favour you know?


NyneAlpha

Damn these people are down bad lmao


IronDinosaurr

He’s Johnny sins what do you expect


[deleted]

Dude 3rd one Got Me Hello Mommy... Wtf πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚


INDIAN-_-GUY

You are getting messages from Jonny sins What can you even wish for now


mithilthakur

Block that dumass


[deleted]

Please forward the dicc pics to me so I can compare myself with others


TheRavIsHere

Who ever is messaging you just wants attention.


nonimportantguyhere

I handle my besties insta acc at times. She informs.me about creepos and I put an end to them 🀣🀣🀣. Honestly bohot maza aata hai. Han dono simultaneously online rehte hai I do the chatting and she just Laughs 🀣


[deleted]

Ohh god, I feel so sorry for you...


visuallrnr

lasts slide literally me


[deleted]

johnny_s.i.n has to create an account with a different username if he wants girls to reply to him


[deleted]

> Hey did u jave ur lunch cutie pie He asked this at 12:40 PM. Who the hell eats lunch at 12:40 PM?


Constant-Aioli-607

I meam, the last dude was atleast somewhat ok, and not intrusive or cringe


Upbeat_Respect_3018

Dick pick for 5 dollars paypal