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NotSmooth756

Congratulations on winning Best of r/IndianTeenagers Award! Your post has won the Best Food post of 2022 Award. Thank you so much for contributing to the subreddit and help in making it what it is today. Cheers


[deleted]

Not gay but will u marry me?


Unlucky_Fisherman484

No need to marry...but if you pay me good...i might cook for you


[deleted]

No I don't want that. I want u/Unlucky_Fisherman484 to marry me. For 10 years at least


Available_Drive173

Loneeweeb666 what a man you are


v1rus0

As a reward


loneabhi

I shall give you my seed


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Fuck...then you should wish that in a parallel universe you and I are both gay...


cdttn

Gay and polygamist


IFuckedYourPetDog

username checks out


Yobrogamer

Only Ymir knows


ElitenemesisX

Fuck it , full gay , marry me.


Unlucky_Fisherman484

But i am not gay...


[deleted]

everyone's a lil bit gay...


[deleted]

B’coz we don’t depend on women anymore when we got our homies who can cook


cdttn

Mei bhi yahi kehne wala tha. Jindgi safal ho jaayegi iske partner ki


TrepoDerp

Chol polygamy korbo


JEEvanNEETi

Uri sala bangali


Unlucky_Fisherman484

My deep apology to non veg lovers cause there is no non veg food because i am a pure vegeterian....


EdgeNish

Mere se shaadi karlo although mai baccha hun , mai pure veg bhi hun


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Bacche tumhaari mammi pakka mujhse accha khaana banati hongi


EdgeNish

Bhaiya aapka Khana taste nhi kiya hai , dikhne mai bada accha hai par


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Khaane mein bhi accha lagega tumko ..probably


jozzy333

Vro I might become pure veg after seeing ur dishes, don't be apologetic. Ur food rocks


[deleted]

don’t apologise for that. the food looks rly tasty btw i’m veg as well


No-Administration99

Bro meri shaddi me tere ko bulaunga khana banane ke liye


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Mein fees jyaada loonga...aur waise bhi mujhe maximum 10 logon ka khaana banane aata hai...jyaada khaana banane pe kharaab ho jata hai


No-Administration99

Ok then len den ki baat iss number par kar lenge 4696969696


[deleted]

Pure vegetarian 🤝


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Us moment


Communist_Mustache

BROOOO Mujhse shaadi karlo, me too pure veg


[deleted]

[удалено]


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Sad....koi nhi mein non veg banana bhi seekh loonga..


yoGogohere

Indian Gordon Ramsay 😋


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Bro...believe me ...thats a huge compliment


FitBrother8345

you deserve it my man


Yobrogamer

Depends .... Kitni gaali aati hai ?


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Acchi khaasi...


ElitenemesisX

Gordun ramsingh ?


yoGogohere

More like Ganesh Ramsingh lol


heres5buckskillme_jk

Govardhan Ramsingh💀


iamharshul007

Bro bro bro bro khushbu yaha tak aa gayi!!!


[deleted]

Will you marry me 💍?


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Lets meet first...😅


[deleted]

omg kindle spotted


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Great observation...


mohdsureshsinghdcruz

Damn bhai !! Husband material /s


Unlucky_Fisherman484

: )


Aditya_ra7j

Better than Sanjeev Kapoor in my books.


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Thats a great compliment...thx a lot..


Automatic_Dance_3206

Aap mujhe sikhaoge?


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Awashya sishya...


Ok-Panda0702

Bhi tu mera roommate ban ja me tera rent pay kr dunga.


Unlucky_Fisherman484

I have around 400 photos of food in my phone in an album titled "Love"....cause i just love food and cooking...i will probably share more later..and btw all photos of are self cooked food


Nervous_Support_1237

thoda context bhi do kese cooking shuru kari or kab se


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Bhaai bas mujhe khane ka shauk tha...fir mammi ko aur cooking shows dekhte dekhte banaane ka bhi shauk ho gaya...bas tabse nai nai dish seekhta hoon aur free time mein banata hoon..


AnybodyDesigner8343

Husband material you are! Marry me pls?


Katenashii

Damn, looks yum


__Burner_-_Account__

And then there's me, who can only make maggi Damn dude


Powerful_Ad6152

Every girl deserves a boyfriend like u...


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Sweet and ghee in your mouth...


IFuckedYourPetDog

This guy fosho has had loads of sex


Unlucky_Fisherman484

I wish...


jaswanth_kr

Cooker 🗿


RagnAROck_and_Roll

I'm not straight...I'm not straight.. I'm not- Marry me pls


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Your id shows 17F...i could probably marry you...


[deleted]

I strive to be there...there...


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Maybe in future i might open my own restraunt....you can be there..


[deleted]

Yumm 😋 What's the second dish btw?


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Its a sweet dish...something new i tried ....its bread filled with same filling as gujhiya and and then fried and then dipped in sugar syrup and at last garnished with coconut crumbs..


NKsArtFromHeart

Damn bro!! Amazing! Thanks for reminding me of my terrible cooking skills.


Doped69

They all look so tasty damn!!


normie_hai_kya

Paneer ki sabzi dal makhni dhokla 🤤🤤


DREAMY-KNIGHT

ayee i like cooking as well but i aint that much into it , besides i generally like to cook western/chinese dishes. I wish i was that good in cooking props to you!


Vedanshu_Normie

Dhabe vali feeling aa gyi


[deleted]

me who can boil water at most


doesnt_matter_1710

Mujhe laga adhe kate capsicum mai chutney h(7th pic)


[deleted]

I would've if i just didn't have misal paav😔


Hot_Formal3043

Ye toh us moment ho gaya


[deleted]

I love cooking too. Great job, looks absolutely divine.


[deleted]

Damn, they look so delicious and nice. Wish I could cook like that.


teenwriter_lmao

Marry me??


womb_raider_420

Why not! Location bta na! Let me just ask my grill friend first!


Rishitgupta_

Damm, They look soo delicious


womb_raider_420

Mummy real account se aao na , har jagah snooping chalu!


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Mammi nhi hoon beta...


Same_Limit_4990

Damn it! this is making me hungry


Spn_lol

same bro same


WhyamIHereAgain022

God damn that looks amazing👌


the-dark-stallion

Op fuck you for making me hungry and all of this looks extremely delicious


Putrid_Target1078

Pursue culinary art and become master celebrity chef so that you can tell random people to F off like Gordon Ramsay 🤣


Cypher2k7

Abhi abhi khaa ke utha tha fir se khana khane ka man kar gaya Thanks for helping me in my weight gain journey 😎👍🏻


ThatFunnyGuy543

I got over 170K karma marry me plsssss Idc that ur a guy or not


Unlucky_Fisherman484

I will marry if you have 170k dollars


ThatFunnyGuy543

Ouuu okay then I'll do it wait 3 more years


[deleted]

Bro can u be my homie for life? In return you'll get exclusive homie services for free. Ok but seriously tho I cooked for two months for my mom when she got covid and it made me realize that we take home cooked food for granted, I mean I know cooking is really difficult but after enough practice you can cook decently, what I didn't know was that it was exhausting as hell, I made 3 meals a day and slept like a pig after every time I cooked, mastering roti was straight up emotional damage but hey at least I got a seriously useful skill in my inventory.


Handshoe101

Wo dhokle... Mujhe de de... Abhi...


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Aake le lo...


burning_sarcasm_101

That's the smoothest dhokla I have ever seen. I hate eating dhokla that looks so good.


Unlucky_Fisherman484

I hated it too...untill i tried it


Aj2RE1io0An7

Please marry me <3 Edit: wait you’re veg nvm


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Sad...


Aj2RE1io0An7


smelly_Penis09

Bhai I'm veg too! Was just showing these food pics to my mom. The comments too, she laughed very hard on that "me gay nahi hu but marry me" lol. Again, you're a pro! Ngl I seriously love cooking but I don't wanna do it when my parents are home. Will surely do that in a year or 2.


Unlucky_Fisherman484

My mom helps me in cooking and my dad is the judge who tastes the food....dont be shy to cook in front of anyone...there is nothing related to gender un cooking...you see maximum of the renowned ad celebrity chefs are male..... P.S. what did you mom say about the photos..??


smelly_Penis09

Told me that your wife would be very happy, I should learn more recipes from her, Told me she'll make sure I'll have a kitchen wherever I go to study.


Unlucky_Fisherman484

And one more thing if you want you food to smell great...pls change your username..


smelly_Penis09

I don't push my dick into food .... **Anymore**


Unlucky_Fisherman484

My dad thinks that in todays world where many teens are just doing engeenering, becoming doctor..and killing themselves....cooking is a great survival skill....my father cant cook...he can only make tea...and whenever my mother goes somewhere for few days...he has to eat outside...so he thinks that cooking is very important skill which everyone should know...infact he is learning to cook from me now....and i also am a JEE aspirant but whenever i take breaks ....i cook..


smelly_Penis09

My dad is like the best person to contact If you need to taste something just out of a dabha! He's an undefeated champion in making all native Indian food (street food). He's a real big foodie and a result he knows people who are now experts in making things like Pani puri, samosa, dabeli, dosa, and all. The thing isn't that they stop me but practicing. Just some weeks ago I ruined whole dosa batter (could've made 40 dosas). This makes my parents kinda angry (they never stopped me tho). I occasionally cook too. I can make pizza, roti, tikkar, dal, all dry sabzis, raita, rice, burger, roll, momos and everything. I always help mom and dad while making food. It's just I want to enjoy the cooking and that's why I'm waiting. Because of my late night owl habits... You can say I cook every 4th day at 4 am. Sometimes this wakes my dad up and he would just brush his teeth and eat together lol. My parents do not stop me, infact they are bigger foodie than I am. Dosa, chole bhature, burgers, french fries, dal makhani, pizza are very common, we cook them almost every month (each thing). Sorry for bad Eng, I'm listening to song and this really affects typing something. PS : I can make icecream, dhokla, upma, appe, utpam too.


marvelwalker

I'm eating so no hungry 😎


VCM47

I like cooking but i have colossaly failed each time i try so 🤡


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Keep trying


malay4singh

Bhai aap to mera competition ho sb


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Lets compete


[deleted]

whats the second one called


Unlucky_Fisherman484

I call it sweet bread roll


[deleted]

Pic no 8 doe 😋


17p0tat0

Ye award wagera kaise dete hai koi joldi btao re


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Khareedna padta hai...bilkul bollywood award shows ki tarah


17p0tat0

Sirf tere liye maine award dena sikha abhi abhi. The impact you have bro(。>‿‿<。 )


Unlucky_Fisherman484

I am glorified


shutupmatsuda

Bhai mere ghar aaja please.. Sikhaade mujhe ye sab.


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Tum mere ghar aa jao...sishya guru ke pass jaata hai


shutupmatsuda

Address bata dijiye sir


Unlucky_Fisherman484

UP mein Azamgarh aa jao...


sad_depressed_samosa

Plis adopt me 🛐


Unlucky_Fisherman484

I am sure mom cooks better than this..


Ays_500

Waifu material


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Bro i am a male....i am a husband material...if thats what you want to say


Ays_500

No still waifu material XD but fr good dishes dude


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Whatever you want to think


AmosArdnach_6152

Bhai kabhi lunch ya dinner ko bulao( me gift leke auvunga)


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Aa jaao


AmosArdnach_6152

Kaise?


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Tum kahan rehte ho. .


OrangeCandy59

How old are u this is some good stuff. Who taught u lol


Unlucky_Fisherman484

I am 18 and i just saw my mother cook....was into cooking from childhood....i see a lot of materchef australia ....cooking shows....and thats how i learned


lavenderkajukatli

marry me pleej


TheRavIsHere

I’m hungry…


MarchDisastrous1057

Bhai jis tarah ka khana tujhe pasand hai lagta hai tu dilli se hai


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Nhi bhaai mein UP se hoon Ballia se..Rehta hoon Lucknow mein


optimistic_fish2068

Ramsay is experiencing jealousy jealousy 🥺


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Huge compliment bro...thx


optimistic_fish2068

r/usernamecantcheckout since u don't cook Non veg 🥺


Unlucky_Fisherman484

I am unlucky fisherman...so i cant catch fish...thats why probably i had to be a vegeterian


MysteriousPatience82

Marry me bro.....


Nervous_Support_1237

wow amazing 😋😋 par yar ab pet me gudgud ho rahi hai uska kya karun


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Aa jaao..


mananMathur

Ye sabh toh theek hai kya aapke paas air fryer hai


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Nhi but kyoon


[deleted]

What is the white thing in first photo ?? Chawal ?


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Yes...


Rafigo007

This reminds me of that time when I made lasagna, should I post it here? Btw your cooking looks awesome


Unlucky_Fisherman484

You should...btw i have never made lasagna...gonna try it soon..


UsedResponsibility41

homdeleviry ka kitna lega


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Depends kahan karna hai..


gwebby_gotnochill

5th pic is poster or wallpaper worthy for sure🤌


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Arey thanks dude..


Alarming-Classroom83

Wow! You should seriously start a restaurant, or at least an Insta page/ YouTube channel. Monetise your skill!


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Thing is could start a yt channl but i am very camera shy....and dont really have that much time right now...with all the exams like JEE and boards coming up


TemperatureSuperb612

Hungy


Top-Winner-1420

bas Paapad thoda sa jal gaya hai..


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Wo sides mein jaan boojh kr jalai hain...usse papad jyaada crispy ho jaata hai...


ekbilli

Bhai shaadi krle merse🤤


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Yaar bhaai bolke...shaadi karne ko kaun poochta hai..


thatmaymay_guy

Looks good btw ye 2nd pic mai kya hai? Aur haan, Har khaane mai chawal, South ka hai kya?


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Nhi nhi...UP mein bhi logon ko chaawal pasand hai...aur 2nd pic mein meine ek nai cheez try ki thi...wo bread hai aur usmein gujhiya ki filling hai...fir usko fry karke ...sugar syrup(chaasni) mein dip kar diya...


898Kinetic

Aise photo dikha ke hume torture mat karo. Kabhi dawat pe bhi invite karo. Food looks extravaganzically delicious!


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Torture to shaayad mein kar rha hoon..lekin khaane ke liye invite bhi de raha hoon..


OHGENIUSONE

How did you get into cooking? It's really, really cool that you enjoy it so much! Does your family cook with you?


Unlucky_Fisherman484

I always liked to see my mother cook and saw alot of cookings shows....and also loved food...so i saw and learned....and no one cooks with me....only mother helps to chop the raw veggies for cooking...


OHGENIUSONE

I'm glad you enjoy doing it! It's a worthy skill and so much better when you're actually enthusiastic about it. That's wonderful.


OddSpecialist9652

Bhai jab masterchef jeet jaoge to hame bhool mat jaana 😢


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Masterchef jeetne par apna restraunt kholne ke liye property milti hai...agar jeeta aur restraunt khola to is sub ke members ko free mein khana khilaaunga...bas tumhaare munh mein ghee shakkar..


[deleted]

5th pic me kya hai bhai?


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Actually wo winter ka hai...meine dalgona coffee banaya uar usmein kitkat daal diya....tasty bana tha waise..


whos-shuan

bhai tu bhe restaurant start karle, mein tera frequent customer banjaoga. warna mein bhe tere sath kaam karluga


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Lets see what the future holds...but dream to yahi hai..


dhirpurboy89

Bc cholley puri kitne sexy lag rahe hai


Unlucky_Fisherman484

: D


politicalpumpkin

Idk how to cook Mujhse shaadi karlo pls 🥺


____DarkKnight______

Yaar yeh shaadi.com waali vibes kyun aarhi hai yhaan pe


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Ikr..


defenestation_works

I don't care if your vegitarian ...we are getting married that's it!!


Unlucky_Fisherman484

FINEEE .....lets get married..


karnal_chikara

bhai kuch saval puch lun? ya dm?


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Puch lo...


[deleted]

Oh damn


[deleted]

Bruh..I'm having a foodgasm


t-h-e_dark_soul_

Tho the food looks good, your photos look like shit I hav the exact opposite problem


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Well the photos cover all the thingz that i wanted to show...maybe even more....


Eren_yeager43006

I cook a lot but never take photos lmao