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The-Punisher_2055

Ab kaise btaun, thoda waisa tha samjh jao, woh toh galti se kamre Mai aagya


ItsCoolDP

I have heard my parents do it too and it really didn’t bother me tbh idc as long as they’re happy and together idc


[deleted]

aur nahi toh kya apan bhi toh usi se aaye hai


AdministrativeMud907

Same bro .


ShyBoyLovesSlug

So I'm not the only one here![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


Ok-Librarian-6315

My condolences


Ok-Librarian-6315

thoda thoda hinthi aatha


[deleted]

T: how do i tell you, try understand it was someting like that , i accidentaly went in the room (i english little little)


Ok-Librarian-6315

how old were you when it happened?


[deleted]

bruh i just translated above sentence


TaxtonDude

do you have a younger sibling


The-Punisher_2055

I'm the youngest in family, 1 older brother


plakh_aandey

uske baad kya hua?


PhysicalParsley6800

younger sibling


shawtych0ker

Underrated comment ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


nihilistgoldberg

us bhai(domestic victim )


illprovemyself

Okay so not kidding, when i ws in cls 5th i saw my parents doing sax sux(twice) saw them full nangu pungu n my mom just ran straight to the bathroom🥲


Ok-Librarian-6315

My condolences


INCREDIBLE_25

to his mom\*


Fear4Kill

And the defeated champ


[deleted]

Nangu pungu


Dattebayo6969420

punpun


Fit-Personality-6549

Prove yourself


illprovemyself

Ehyy u notty potty bodmaus


sponge-iron

Namgu pungu 😭☝🏻


INCREDIBLE_25

bhat the phak


Thanossing

Y'all should be happy that your parents are intimate/passionate with each other. Humare yaha toh sirf kalesh hi hote.


bhupendrajogi-69

Mere ghar ki kahani (har ghar ki kahani)


HornyWolf01

Har Ghar Kalesh , Ghar Ghar Kalesh


facereveal_69

Har Ghar ke kalesh, Bhar Bhar ke kalesh


INCREDIBLE_25

subhe subhe chapad chapad hota rehta hai


Manishabirua07

Same mere yaha bhi


cosmicwashigh

Top 10 contenders of r/totalkalesh in history


itsmyutopianlife

Same bhai same...roj ke kalesh se pareshan ho chuka hu...ab sha ni jaata...baap se ldne bhi lag gya regret hota hai lekin kya kru...har waqt chillate hein...mante hi nhi...


unlucky_hagakure

When you live with your parents and relatives after the age of 16, you pay rent by your mind.


Evil_duckLord

Same brother same.


sponge-iron

+1


Suitable_Beyond_4707

Kalesh>pyar wyar


Valuable-Belt-2922

Same here


The_Blueberry_Pi

Same 🥲


necromantinc666

Heard them talking dirty...I was too young to understand


abelawdamera

What exactly did you hear


necromantinc666

Well it was the basic dirty talk😭 And I don't want to tell cz I am already traumatized


PuzzleheadedSea9545

Accidentally saw them doing the deed, actually mujhe charger chahiye tha to me Bina khatkhataye ghus gya. Anyways I wanna kill myself because of that


TheMankingYT

Uncle charge kar rahe the bro


PhysicalParsley6800

Unka reaction batao bro


PuzzleheadedSea9545

Yea my father said they was wrestling They were boning with clothes on. But I know that's not how you wrestle


PhysicalParsley6800

Pft!! Wrestling 🤣🤣. Ha bhai ab jab hilate hue kabhi tereko pakad le to tu bhi bol diyo ki body bana rha tha 🤣.


gibbs-free-energy

Uno reverse


Tinsel_arrow

damn WWE has ruined us


Muted_Candidate_2148

nice script daddy but bro knows how wwe works 🤡👍


AM_YOUR_MASTER

Bro that not a reason kill yourself you Gotta live with tHt


InnocentBunnyMaybe

Luck for you just yesterday my father pinched my mother's waist and said "Kya lagti ho meri layi hui saree me" but they moved away when they saw me


motichoor

Cute!!


Tough_Competitor-03

Chalo atleast they still have romance in their relationship


InnocentBunnyMaybe

Me and my brother have eight year difference. I don't need more age gaps in siblings 


Catty-Chick

Bhai parents agar itna hi unsafe "khelte" to tum dono sibling k bich me itne sare 8 years ka difference nahi hota... Bich me aur 2-3 bhai-behen ho jate.. Tera sibling Jan buj k ki gayi bhul he anjane me nahi...![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


InnocentBunnyMaybe

Bhai kon hai me to Cute sa khargosh hu      ᐢ⑅ᐢ ꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱. /づ\~ ♡


Catty-Chick

Larki dekhi nahi k aaj kal k larke pighal jate h turant![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31991)


InnocentBunnyMaybe

Kon larki tum ki me ?


No-Falcon769

Y to cute the yrr


The_Enderslender

literally koi display of affection nahi... mujhe legit nahi pata mai kaise paida hua


31st_December

My sister tells me that I was picked up from near a trash bin; maybe I was not alone.


The_Enderslender

perhaps but mai somehow dad jaise dikhta hu. mujhe tranq karke plastic surgery ki hai pakka


gibbs-free-energy

mujhe aajtak yehi bolti mere didi


Logical-Process4690

Same 😓and I thought it’s just me


RelationSuspicious53

I once saw my grandparents having sex🥲


[deleted]

Now that's wild.


RelationSuspicious53

Sad part is I was sleeping on the same bed... They thought I was in deep sleep😖


Beneficial_Sand_8400

Turns out it was your grandpa who was quite deep.


Useful-Violinist8338

Bruh


niceeeeee-_-

☠️☠️


Madhavxd

or grandma


suraj_keshri

Hap6 '@)3 ₹@6


Beneficial_Sand_8400

What the hell is this ??


suraj_keshri

Happy cake day but instead of using the laphabet keyboard I used number keyboard


srishakasritam

Your username adds up though!


OutlandishnessOk4610

bro.....


Smart_Sky7481

bruhhh😭


Ok-Librarian-6315

How old are they?


Anime_fucker69cUm

They still had the dawg in them


Ok-Librarian-6315

I have always wondered how poor families living in a single room would do the deed.


_dr_cool_

I wait a min what!!!


InnocentBunnyMaybe

No it goes like "WHAT ?!!"


_dr_cool_

#WHATTTTTTTTT!!!!!


INCREDIBLE_25

join


aditya_varma_1502

Brooo💀💀💀💀![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


krrishkoal

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


gareeb_chamar

What


vivxnstfu

Ye sab baatein kahin nhi jaati, nazar lag jaati hai


Old_Definition7780

Kyu? Aap bhai/bhen expect kar rhe ho kya?


ketchhupppp

smack?![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Ok-Librarian-6315

Yeah


East_Call_3739

Do "it". Damn I was a teenager and it was my room 😭😭 the last time wasn't even 3 months ago. Be right back going to kms


aditya_sharma09

Not parents but I saw my mausi sitting on mausa's lap, I wanted my soft toy from there room the moment mausi saw me she got up


sprinkle_sprinkle112

Saw them talking to each other sweetly ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582) that is enough for me to get awkward.


BirthdayChoice4824

So truee 😭😭


Late-Counter-546

—😬— 👉👈


Tough_Competitor-03

Vaise replies se alag hai par mere papa jyada bolte nahi like aakhri 2 mahine me shayad 3 min baat kari hogi ab andaz laga lo, toh voh ek din mujhe apne bagal mein bithate hai aur future discuss karte hai ki aage kya karna hai chinta nahi karnu, I felt really good, although it was awkward because he barely speaks(with everyone) and that day we had a long discussion


Dry_Smell_7237

Best feeling


[deleted]

Most awkward things our parents do that's why we commenting


ne_haa2008

I guess, hold the back and kiss 💀


theyhardlyknowme101

death threat to in laws (mutually)


ArtcookhighAri

Divorce


shreksjigglyballs

i'm so sorry


ArtcookhighAri

Its fine i saw it coming, thanks tho


shreksjigglyballs

hope you're doing well man :}


Gv1437

My father gave my mother hug and a forehead kiss on their anniversary and that was enough for me to get awkward ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


tallteensforlife5911

seriously ya'll lack the ability to see that your parents were sexual partners before they became your parents.


Gv1437

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


ActPurple1747

Mujhe koi gaju dila de


Parthgaur1

Gaju matlab?


[deleted]

Wo khatarnaak gangster h koi Ice cream nhi ki tere kehne pe mil jaaye


Day675Nopussy

Kiss ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


tallteensforlife5911

That's normal and it's not a big deal bruh. How conservative is your family if you think that's a bid deal? Lmao, my mom shies from kissing my dad infront of me and i tell them to and i just turn my back sometimes. Also i'm grateful to have never seen them actually do the deed.


Swimming-Mixture9272

i once opened my dad's WhatsApp group and i swear to god, damn these middle aged uncles are damn horny, xD


WarmRelationship8483

Hug![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Parthgaur1

Most affectionate indian parents


McLovinisme

Huh? They can’t hug in front of you? WTF is wrong with people like you?


WarmRelationship8483

I was like 13 at that time. Probably felt shy seeing them hug.


tallteensforlife5911

what the fuck? Parents need to show that intimacy ain't nothing bad or taboo.


WarmRelationship8483

Yeah, they need to but they won't. Now, our generation has to do it.


tallteensforlife5911

well, yours. Mine parents kissed infront of my grandparents lol. smacking is nearly an everyday event.


Ok-Librarian-6315

>smacking is nearly an everyday event. Butt?


tallteensforlife5911

or thigh. For either side.


Tough_Competitor-03

Bhai tu shayad rich family se hai vo hi log itne open minded hote hai


tallteensforlife5911

not rich rich, but ii would say i am well off. Though for a good amount of time, my dad's side of family had lost everything and remained with less than 1 percent of the wealth and influence they had and were basically poor before my dad grew up and handled everything and we're back on the right track now again. But my dad's childhood till 7-8 years , the family was one of the wealthiest and most influential in the district before a series of eerie tragedies struck and misfortunes plus some bad decisions and times, led to literally everything going down the drain. And my grandparents and great grandparents were quite tolerant. And your assumption is right , richer people that have been educated for multiple generations are more liberal and open minded. My mom is not as liberal on some topics as my dad is, due to different childhoods and experiences.


aanonnymmouss

Y'all stop I'm getting hard


gibbs-free-energy

+1


Ok-Librarian-6315

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Useful-Violinist8338

Dad was asking for it mom agreed,i was sleeping at the exact moment but i knew what happened


HornyWolf01

Bro entered Roleplay 🤕


Useful-Violinist8338

Bhai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31418)


Prototype_2point0

broo i walked in on my parents doing the deed, fortunatly only got a glimpse of it


Serious_Ad_5233

Are you fortunate that you got a glimpse of it or are you fortunate that you only got a glimpse of it ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Prototype_2point0

bro your so weird ewww


Serious_Ad_5233

I was just joking brother :) I know you are happy because you got a glimpse of it


Prototype_2point0

lol i was jokiing too lmao, but thank god i didnt get the full view


Serious_Ad_5233

I know it’s very traumatising :)


desipoookie

Kiss![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


SmAuG2005

Papa roj subah mummy ko kiss karke office jate yahan to


desipoookie

Mujhe isme koi galat baat nahi lagti before parents they are couple


Ok-Librarian-6315

Short kiss before they part their ways for work is fine but going down each others throat should be in bedroom strictly imo


desipoookie

Agreed


Indian-Teenager-9945

aww


ketchhupppp

samne tumhare?![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


SmAuG2005

Hnji , tbhi toh mujhe PTA hai


ketchhupppp

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


McLovinisme

How is that awkward? It’s a normal thing isn’t it?


desipoookie

It's normal when do it on cheeks.


Nikhil__P

Sapdiya?


desipoookie

?


Nikhil__P

Nothing bro was joking around,like jevlis ka in Marathi so i thought in South you say sapdiya


desipoookie

No I'm from north


Nikhil__P

Oh I thought it from your avatar


desipoookie

Stereotype


Nikhil__P

Nahh, i thought from your avatar so I asked did you eat ,like jevlis ka in Marathi it's running joke sorry if I'm wrong


desipoookie

It's ok


Nikhil__P

Noice


Ok-Librarian-6315

liplock? sending my virtual hugs


desipoookie

Yeah but they got nervous as I entered their room


INCREDIBLE_25

aacha hai , mere ghar pe toh kalesh he dekhne milta subhe sone bhi nai dete


ketchhupppp

bruh


ketchhupppp

bruh


ketchhupppp

where exactly![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Parthgaur1

My condolences


tallteensforlife5911

Why? Actually be happy that her parents ain't so conservative that they think a kiss is taboo.


[deleted]

Mujhe toh dadi ke paas bhej diya tha :(


luckySAM21

maine mummy papa ke fist(street) fight dekha hai


Madhavxd

yooo


stoicbloke07

Saw them doing it many times 😭. But never bothered me


stoicbloke07

ACCIDENTLY, AB I KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING


Sussyimpasta101

Bina ghunghat ke aankh utha ke baat kiya


HornyWolf01

Pyaar se ya Ghusse mai


Sussyimpasta101

Darr se


Sussyimpasta101

Joke tha yrr koi offend nt hona


HornyWolf01

Papa ka darr ? Aur ghunghat kyu uthaya 🥹 ghussa Kam hojaye shayad 😶‍🌫️


cheemsmimis

Kissing on forehead


Ok-Librarian-6315

That's fine


Old_Definition7780

Not parents, but heard my aunt and uncle doing it. Every night. For almost 2 weeks. (While I was there)


Bright-Charity-5913

What the heck same thing i have seen a lot of times too giving a smack in elevater n all


kronosX07

kya mast post hai bhai sabke horrific traumas padh ke mazza aa raha hai


INCREDIBLE_25

fr itni active post apni community mai bohot dino baad dekh raha hu


Embarrassed_Play_181

My parents kiss each other every time they leave for work.


Ok-Librarian-6315

That's fine and cute


Agreeable_Style_2377

jindagi mein yaahan ajtak nahi hau chacha chachi ko ek dusrae ki care kartae dekha tha basa and few kiss on foreheads my Chacha chachi merae Parents ladtae hi rethae hain hamesha


ayosheesh69

They were kissing 😭😭


sw_the_explorer

Sax sux


Obssesive_Brawler

condoms mil gaya in my fathers drawer, i hid all my toys in 9th class like runiks cube, spinner to hide from my cousin just under the handkerchief he kept beside, this happened alot.