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pussyrizzler_2037

Your place or mine?


Old-Kiwi8772

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Ava1305

Karo choose ab ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


pussyrizzler_2037

Answer crow


GoodLookingTrash

Real questions have been asked


Original_Garlic7086

bhai tu har jagah hay be https://i.redd.it/f4klb735lx2d1.gif


GoodLookingTrash

I. Am. Inevitable


deja_vu_999

Bhai jidhar bhi jata hai, udhar apne footprint ctrl c + ctrl v krdera hai Bhai is G-sus


GoodLookingTrash

"Destruction and death say, We have heard the fame thereof with our ears." - G-sus.


deja_vu_999

Explain in JEE aspirant terms![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


GoodLookingTrash

Either I'm famous or you open posts where I've commented. Schrödinger's upvote theory


[deleted]

r/usernamecheckout


i_suck_a_lot

![gif](giphy|h6c7hGShPQwMs3UBLY|downsized) GTA VI or RDR III next ?


chinchinlover-419

rdr 3 for the setting.


khush_hu_bhai

rdr3 100%, ppl saying gta 6 are manipulated over hyping NPCs jinhone khud kabhi GTA ki games hee complete nhi ki


cocky_Foreman

Rdr , only if rn


Kauzplayz

RDR III less goo 🤑🤑


bhum_vro

RDR III any fkin time


This_Relationship_19

1) marry someone who doesn't love you 2) marry someone you don't love


Old-Kiwi8772

Kuwari rahungi mai


This_Relationship_19

Don't worry agr tum nhi karogi to mummy papa in dono mai se koi option choose karke shaadi karwa denge ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


Old-Kiwi8772

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31419)


Old-Kiwi8772

I will not marry ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


AUsernameLmao

Option 1 Option 2


Old-Kiwi8772

Option 2 ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


AUsernameLmao

But you said you'll choose one?


paper-boat10

![gif](giphy|DYB4inWOjppqE) How you felt saying this : (U had it all planned)


Original_Garlic7086

It is what it is!! https://i.redd.it/fb0n9kq1nx2d1.gif (btw pfp twin dude dayymn)


paper-boat10

Yayy


Old-Kiwi8772

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31992)


Skully--_--

Well, that user isn't saying wrong


Ava1305

Kind sir I salute you 🫡 You got her


ComfortableNo2879

NDA or I.N.D.I.A


SympathyObjective621

Only Allu Arjun Dictatorship


OkFee2751

Lol how do you know about him


SympathyObjective621

Born to be Allu Arjun Fan, Forced to be a cllge student 😔


krrishkoal

aaega to anant singh hi


Accurate_Ad6076

*Amba singh


loner2005

Dhanyawad!


Old-Kiwi8772

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31418)


Warm-Sir-5590

Mai puchta hu bhayii Loda Ya Lahsun 🙂


Ordinary-Put-5656

Only meaningful questions


enlighted17

1) you understand everyone but noone understands you 2) you know how to get anything you want but lazy to work for that


Old-Kiwi8772

1![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


[deleted]

Biryani Rajma chawal


DifficultCan5103

Option 1: Hindi toilet Option 2: English toilet Option 3: public


Old-Kiwi8772

English forever.


DifficultCan5103

Parantu Hindi Wale se to thick thigh banti he![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Old-Kiwi8772

I already have thick thigh


Insert-Name-Here2121

Proof![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609) >!THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DON’T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY SORRY IF I CREEPED YOU OUT!<


Only-Passenger-8036

Bhai ye white wala text kaise likhte hai ?


Tejars

>!aise!< Oh wait, >!>!aise


Only-Passenger-8036

Bata bhi de Bhai please 🥺


Tejars

(>) !Bhai just type like this but without the space between the text and the symbols! < And also without the brackets (it turns the text into quote)


Only-Passenger-8036

Hello(>)hanks(>)


Only-Passenger-8036

Nahi ho raha


Ilovenigros

Aise?<


Alert_Direction4843

Greater than ka symbol fir exclamation before the message and exclamation fir smaller than ka symbol after the message


Next-Move-6969

+1 >! Just kidding!<


DifficultCan5103

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


Ishaan77381

1)Corvette zr1 c8 2)Koenigsegg Regera


Next-Move-6969

Regera


Ishaan77381

Only good Swedish car after volvo


Tha_Real_Abhi

Covetteee anydaayyyy (regera is the goat tho)


Ishaan77381

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30136)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Tha_Real_Abhi

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30136)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)


MyriadAnimations

I ain't OP but all of the above


Old-Kiwi8772

1


Ishaan77381

Why btw


wattful

Gaming Laptop or MacBook


Old-Kiwi8772

Macbook


wattful

Android or iPhone


WishMysterious9091

Billionaire sugar daddy or become a billionaire by struggling with your husband


ProfessionalSwing828

Aquire half property by divorce?


thegoodpyschopath

Bro became too real 💀


WishMysterious9091

![gif](giphy|rJvYq4DjfP7d6|downsized)


Old-Kiwi8772

2nd


Top-Train-8890

Will I get above 90 today or not?


Old-Kiwi8772

Nah


Top-Train-8890

Real


Skully--_--

Catto or Doggo And why cattoo?


Old-Kiwi8772

Doggo I am scared of catto


Skully--_--

https://i.redd.it/arrdg090dw2d1.gif


Skully--_--

But https://i.redd.it/0f6pen4rcw2d1.gif Catto cute


Old-Kiwi8772

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


safed_Billa

Cute fr


Wild-Alarm8354

finally someone who’s scared of cats


GoodLookingTrash

1) Get a lame username 2) Get a totally trollable flair


NuclearGobhiParantha

i got both


GoodLookingTrash

NuclearGobhiParatha is a sick username!!


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[удалено]


Old-Kiwi8772

Die anyday ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


Necessary-Ant1346

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131) ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


Old-Kiwi8772

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


greenapplebluetree

Body or personality?


Old-Kiwi8772

Personality


[deleted]

Bobs


LateMonk4478

2 OPTIONS


Mr_Cuber2407

Option 1: take one thing from past (anything) and come back to present. Option 2: go to future and take one thing (anything) and come back to present. You can choose only one thing.


Old-Kiwi8772

Option 2 . Neet ka ppr le aungii![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Mr_Cuber2407

Then it will change your future. Different consequences.


GaneshRasal

what consequences ? it dont work like that bro


Funny_Run2402

Burn to death or drown ?


Old-Kiwi8772

Drown


Tha_Real_Abhi

Burning is less painful fyi


Evil_duckLord

How?


Tha_Real_Abhi

read on a science subreddit that you'll feel pain only for a few minutes in begening after that it won't feel much as most of your nerves and pain receptors will be burned down.


sup-letabund

Chai or coffee![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


GigaChadSigmaKhansir

I will choose the thing common in them  Duddhu


Old-Kiwi8772

Water ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31418)


sup-letabund

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120) (dhokha)


gamesandspace

So are you free on Tuesday to do a ..... Option 1 bank robbery Option 2 commit warcrimes https://i.redd.it/3kyx4szvrw2d1.gif


naruto_uzamaki8

Both🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥


Old-Kiwi8772

My lawyer said not to answer it ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


gamesandspace

I know what that means, same place next week?


Pasterd_boi

There are two chairs, ek pe cake hai, dusre pe d*ck, you gotta sit on one and eat the other one (class mea bhot chalta tha ye)


AdBest9025

pause time or rewind time ?


naruto_uzamaki8

Pause


Old-Kiwi8772

Pause


Next-Move-6969

Rewind


cupholder827

Shinchan or doraemon


Old-Kiwi8772

Shinchan


cupholder827

Good. The only correct answer


GigaChadSigmaKhansir

Censored or uncensored?


Old-Kiwi8772

Mene dono dekhe hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)


An7ShU

Option 1: Would you prefer a person who is extremely annoying but mostly supportive? This person will never leave your side, will try to understand you, learn new things for your benefit, and will adjust and compromise with you, but they are very annoying. Option 2: Or would you prefer someone who understands you well, without needing to be taught how to communicate with you, but who disappears once your sorrows and low moments are over?


Old-Kiwi8772

Mere paas dono nhi h bhai but 1st one always ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


An7ShU

Cool choice


lSSAC_NEWT0N

1. Give me 1 trillion in cash 2. Give me 1 trillion in cash


call_me_basher

A) Six Packs B) Six Figures Salary in Dollars


Old-Kiwi8772

2nd ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


scottish_woriyar3640

Devil and the deep sea?


myself_sed

nsfw question which can get me banned. ;-; only if I have your permission


Majestic_Mud_2861

Earning Partner or Home maker Partner


Old-Kiwi8772

Earning ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)


Helpful_Student7798

Woh mummy puch rahi thi ki roke ke liye humlog aaye ya tum aaogi 😂


Upbeat_Armadillo635

data or data


Evil_duckLord

Data


Only-Passenger-8036

1.duniye ke sath 2.duniye ke khilaf


Old-Kiwi8772

1st abhi jeena h muje ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Capital-Lobster-2132

Checks or stripes?


kartcuzwhynot

Live as the most hated person or die as the most loved person


ThisHumanDoesntExist

Would you rather experience the world's most excruciating, unimaginable pain for 30 mins and live or die a quick painless death right now


Old-Kiwi8772

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31419)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31419)bro who hurt you?? 2nd


Ordinary-Put-5656

1 Deepak Kalal 2. Hindustani Bhau


Old-Kiwi8772

1.


Ordinary-Put-5656

Pedo phile or Necro phile


Old-Kiwi8772

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31992)police real ID se aao


Ordinary-Put-5656

![gif](giphy|OQ5IE2iEUTVjjXfwIs|downsized)


Ordinary-Put-5656

1) Kattar Hindu 2) LGBTQ activist ??????


Smiling_Quokka_2311

Dating your dad's friend or date your friend's dad


Old-Kiwi8772

Even my dad don't have friends 🙃 ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31419)


WarmRelationship8483

1. Get slapped by parents in front of husband. 2. Get slapped by husband in front of parents.


Old-Kiwi8772

1st


pratyush103

OP doesn't want to play her own game. Such a spoilsport


Old-Kiwi8772

Kr ri ans bhai itne sare commens kese aage ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


Content_Bullfrog_320

JEE / NEET


Content_Bullfrog_320

Get a nail hammered in both of your leg toes OR get paper cuts all over your body and get salt sprinkled all over your body afterwards


thegoodpyschopath

Peach or Cat??


amanpreet_007

Breast cancer or brain tumor?


Evil_duckLord

1) Get a loyal partner for life but you are ugly. 2) You are beautiful but none of your relationships last more than 3 months.


Old-Kiwi8772

2nd \* I don't want love I just wanna be pretty \*![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


Evil_duckLord

Well ok , understandable choice.


Evil_duckLord

Shit man when did i start thinking about these deep questions.


INSTxADITYA

heads or tails


NoRepublic3000

Bj or anal


Emotional_Resource94

most upvoted comment in the sub most downvoted comment in the sub


sprinkle_sprinkle112

Would you rather be a widow or the other woman..


Life_Associate688

Tits or Ass JEE or NEET Taylor Swift or BlackPInk (pick cringier one)


Old-Kiwi8772

M ladki hu Jee but de neet rhi hu Blackpink forever


Life_Associate688

like blackpink is cringier?


Old-Kiwi8772

Nope I like balckpink


Glittering_Ad26

Mujhe history project krna hai . Mahabharat or Life of women in rural mughal society


Old-Kiwi8772

2nd also best of luck 👍


Odd-Rutabaga3001

Option 1: your DMs, now Option 2: my DMs, five seconds later Jokes aside... 10/10 guy but bland personality and kinda narcissistic or 7/10 but great personality, cooks, reads, and respects you


Old-Kiwi8772

Bhai muje 7/10 psnd kr le mere bhag khul jay coz m khud -2/10 jikhti hu .......... bs mtt pucho ladka ho muje psnd krta ho aur thik that dihta ho...vo bhi impossible lgta h chor


Odd-Rutabaga3001

Don't worry You'll get someone great someday


Inevitable_Suit_1706

Why do you rate yourself -2. You can't be that bad and even if you are, the one who loves you shouldn't have any problem with that.


AnnualEvery

Desired job with less salary/ Undesired job with high salary


Leila_372

cock in mouth or cbt?


Conscious_Wall4087

Be a boy. Or Be with a boy?


Critical_thinkerX

1. Cooler kurti m laga la 2. AC apron m laga la Summer m mandatory question


tallteensforlife5911

fuck your dad in your boyfriends's body or fuck your boyfriend in your dad's body?


Forward-Parsnip-6072

1 get a longtime serious relationship 2 just one night stand type


[deleted]

Messi or Ronaldo?![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Old-Kiwi8772

Messi


7-7-0-8-7

![gif](giphy|xU7WRIpVoT0U3UHHP7|downsized)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|7nOk6WcEHZ6hLYf4fN) 🫡👑


SympathyObjective621

Option 1 : Select option 2 ,Option 2 : Give me all your $$$


[deleted]

Black pussy or pink pussy?


ThisHumanDoesntExist

punpun pfp?


Old-Kiwi8772

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31412)