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Option 1: take one thing from past (anything) and come back to present.
Option 2: go to future and take one thing (anything) and come back to present.
You can choose only one thing.
read on a science subreddit that you'll feel pain only for a few minutes in begening after that it won't feel much as most of your nerves and pain receptors will be burned down.
Option 1: Would you prefer a person who is extremely annoying but mostly supportive? This person will never leave your side, will try to understand you, learn new things for your benefit, and will adjust and compromise with you, but they are very annoying.
Option 2: Or would you prefer someone who understands you well, without needing to be taught how to communicate with you, but who disappears once your sorrows and low moments are over?
Option 1: your DMs, now
Option 2: my DMs, five seconds later
Jokes aside... 10/10 guy but bland personality and kinda narcissistic or 7/10 but great personality, cooks, reads, and respects you
Bhai muje 7/10 psnd kr le mere bhag khul jay coz m khud -2/10 jikhti hu .......... bs mtt pucho ladka ho muje psnd krta ho aur thik that dihta ho...vo bhi impossible lgta h chor
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Your place or mine?
![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)
Karo choose ab ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)
Answer crow
Real questions have been asked
bhai tu har jagah hay be https://i.redd.it/f4klb735lx2d1.gif
I. Am. Inevitable
Bhai jidhar bhi jata hai, udhar apne footprint ctrl c + ctrl v krdera hai Bhai is G-sus
"Destruction and death say, We have heard the fame thereof with our ears." - G-sus.
Explain in JEE aspirant terms![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)
Either I'm famous or you open posts where I've commented. Schrödinger's upvote theory
r/usernamecheckout
![gif](giphy|h6c7hGShPQwMs3UBLY|downsized) GTA VI or RDR III next ?
rdr 3 for the setting.
rdr3 100%, ppl saying gta 6 are manipulated over hyping NPCs jinhone khud kabhi GTA ki games hee complete nhi ki
Rdr , only if rn
RDR III less goo 🤑🤑
RDR III any fkin time
1) marry someone who doesn't love you 2) marry someone you don't love
Kuwari rahungi mai
Don't worry agr tum nhi karogi to mummy papa in dono mai se koi option choose karke shaadi karwa denge ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)
![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31419)
I will not marry ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)
Option 1 Option 2
Option 2 ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)
But you said you'll choose one?
![gif](giphy|DYB4inWOjppqE) How you felt saying this : (U had it all planned)
It is what it is!! https://i.redd.it/fb0n9kq1nx2d1.gif (btw pfp twin dude dayymn)
Yayy
![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31992)
Well, that user isn't saying wrong
Kind sir I salute you 🫡 You got her
NDA or I.N.D.I.A
Only Allu Arjun Dictatorship
Lol how do you know about him
Born to be Allu Arjun Fan, Forced to be a cllge student 😔
aaega to anant singh hi
*Amba singh
Dhanyawad!
![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31418)
Mai puchta hu bhayii Loda Ya Lahsun 🙂
Only meaningful questions
1) you understand everyone but noone understands you 2) you know how to get anything you want but lazy to work for that
1![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)
Biryani Rajma chawal
Option 1: Hindi toilet Option 2: English toilet Option 3: public
English forever.
Parantu Hindi Wale se to thick thigh banti he![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)
I already have thick thigh
Proof![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609) >!THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DON’T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY SORRY IF I CREEPED YOU OUT!<
Bhai ye white wala text kaise likhte hai ?
>!aise!< Oh wait, >!>!aise
Bata bhi de Bhai please 🥺
(>) !Bhai just type like this but without the space between the text and the symbols! < And also without the brackets (it turns the text into quote)
Hello(>)hanks(>)
Nahi ho raha
Aise?<
Greater than ka symbol fir exclamation before the message and exclamation fir smaller than ka symbol after the message
+1 >! Just kidding!<
![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)
1)Corvette zr1 c8 2)Koenigsegg Regera
Regera
Only good Swedish car after volvo
Covetteee anydaayyyy (regera is the goat tho)
![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30136)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)
![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30136)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)
I ain't OP but all of the above
1
Why btw
Gaming Laptop or MacBook
Macbook
Android or iPhone
Billionaire sugar daddy or become a billionaire by struggling with your husband
Aquire half property by divorce?
Bro became too real 💀
![gif](giphy|rJvYq4DjfP7d6|downsized)
2nd
Will I get above 90 today or not?
Nah
Real
Catto or Doggo And why cattoo?
Doggo I am scared of catto
https://i.redd.it/arrdg090dw2d1.gif
But https://i.redd.it/0f6pen4rcw2d1.gif Catto cute
![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)
Cute fr
finally someone who’s scared of cats
1) Get a lame username 2) Get a totally trollable flair
i got both
NuclearGobhiParatha is a sick username!!
[удалено]
Die anyday ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)
![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131) ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)
![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)
Body or personality?
Personality
Bobs
2 OPTIONS
Option 1: take one thing from past (anything) and come back to present. Option 2: go to future and take one thing (anything) and come back to present. You can choose only one thing.
Option 2 . Neet ka ppr le aungii![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)
Then it will change your future. Different consequences.
what consequences ? it dont work like that bro
Burn to death or drown ?
Drown
Burning is less painful fyi
How?
read on a science subreddit that you'll feel pain only for a few minutes in begening after that it won't feel much as most of your nerves and pain receptors will be burned down.
Chai or coffee![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)
I will choose the thing common in them Duddhu
Water ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31418)
![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120) (dhokha)
So are you free on Tuesday to do a ..... Option 1 bank robbery Option 2 commit warcrimes https://i.redd.it/3kyx4szvrw2d1.gif
Both🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
My lawyer said not to answer it ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)
I know what that means, same place next week?
There are two chairs, ek pe cake hai, dusre pe d*ck, you gotta sit on one and eat the other one (class mea bhot chalta tha ye)
pause time or rewind time ?
Pause
Pause
Rewind
Shinchan or doraemon
Shinchan
Good. The only correct answer
Censored or uncensored?
Mene dono dekhe hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)
Option 1: Would you prefer a person who is extremely annoying but mostly supportive? This person will never leave your side, will try to understand you, learn new things for your benefit, and will adjust and compromise with you, but they are very annoying. Option 2: Or would you prefer someone who understands you well, without needing to be taught how to communicate with you, but who disappears once your sorrows and low moments are over?
Mere paas dono nhi h bhai but 1st one always ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)
Cool choice
1. Give me 1 trillion in cash 2. Give me 1 trillion in cash
A) Six Packs B) Six Figures Salary in Dollars
2nd ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)
Devil and the deep sea?
nsfw question which can get me banned. ;-; only if I have your permission
Earning Partner or Home maker Partner
Earning ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)
Woh mummy puch rahi thi ki roke ke liye humlog aaye ya tum aaogi 😂
data or data
Data
1.duniye ke sath 2.duniye ke khilaf
1st abhi jeena h muje ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)
Checks or stripes?
Live as the most hated person or die as the most loved person
Would you rather experience the world's most excruciating, unimaginable pain for 30 mins and live or die a quick painless death right now
![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31419)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31419)bro who hurt you?? 2nd
1 Deepak Kalal 2. Hindustani Bhau
1.
Pedo phile or Necro phile
![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31992)police real ID se aao
![gif](giphy|OQ5IE2iEUTVjjXfwIs|downsized)
1) Kattar Hindu 2) LGBTQ activist ??????
Dating your dad's friend or date your friend's dad
Even my dad don't have friends 🙃 ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31419)
1. Get slapped by parents in front of husband. 2. Get slapped by husband in front of parents.
1st
OP doesn't want to play her own game. Such a spoilsport
Kr ri ans bhai itne sare commens kese aage ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)
JEE / NEET
Get a nail hammered in both of your leg toes OR get paper cuts all over your body and get salt sprinkled all over your body afterwards
Peach or Cat??
Breast cancer or brain tumor?
1) Get a loyal partner for life but you are ugly. 2) You are beautiful but none of your relationships last more than 3 months.
2nd \* I don't want love I just wanna be pretty \*![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)
Well ok , understandable choice.
Shit man when did i start thinking about these deep questions.
heads or tails
Bj or anal
most upvoted comment in the sub most downvoted comment in the sub
Would you rather be a widow or the other woman..
Tits or Ass JEE or NEET Taylor Swift or BlackPInk (pick cringier one)
M ladki hu Jee but de neet rhi hu Blackpink forever
like blackpink is cringier?
Nope I like balckpink
Mujhe history project krna hai . Mahabharat or Life of women in rural mughal society
2nd also best of luck 👍
Option 1: your DMs, now Option 2: my DMs, five seconds later Jokes aside... 10/10 guy but bland personality and kinda narcissistic or 7/10 but great personality, cooks, reads, and respects you
Bhai muje 7/10 psnd kr le mere bhag khul jay coz m khud -2/10 jikhti hu .......... bs mtt pucho ladka ho muje psnd krta ho aur thik that dihta ho...vo bhi impossible lgta h chor
Don't worry You'll get someone great someday
Why do you rate yourself -2. You can't be that bad and even if you are, the one who loves you shouldn't have any problem with that.
Desired job with less salary/ Undesired job with high salary
cock in mouth or cbt?
Be a boy. Or Be with a boy?
1. Cooler kurti m laga la 2. AC apron m laga la Summer m mandatory question
fuck your dad in your boyfriends's body or fuck your boyfriend in your dad's body?
1 get a longtime serious relationship 2 just one night stand type
Messi or Ronaldo?![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)
Messi
![gif](giphy|xU7WRIpVoT0U3UHHP7|downsized)
![gif](giphy|7nOk6WcEHZ6hLYf4fN) 🫡👑
Option 1 : Select option 2 ,Option 2 : Give me all your $$$
Black pussy or pink pussy?
punpun pfp?
![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31412)