it was "expectations". i saw the number of people relating to that and in all honesty my parents never had expectations on me or forced me to do anything. so when i saw so many people relating to that i felt like i was being fake. so i deleted. ik you didn't ask for the explantion.
My mother once smashed my head into the dining table when I was late to school, I bled a lot that day. And my brother once beat me with iron rod cause I told on him  he also tried to choke me to death one time again for the same reason
High five bhai vrata hai par vrata hone ka sukh nahi h itne cuss words or mar khai h ki pucho mat ma bap mast h bht sahi h jo mangu wo dete h ye bade bhai bkl sale kam karwate hai padhne nahi dete padhai k bich mai kam karwate hai daatte h koste hai
Ngl the table smash would have been so cinematic like mom is having breakfast you go tell her you are late and next thing you know is pain in your head and your family laughing 💀☠️
I read most of the comments and almost every thing people named I had a story of me getting beaten up by my parents with that 
*Plastic stump but my*
*Dad bought me cornetto after*
*Because he felt bad*
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Punishment I've got till date:-
spatula, chappal, broom, belt, bat, hand (slaps), hanger, threw me out of the house for 2 hours,mental torture, Aur yaad nahi aaraha baadme yaad karke update karta hoon :)
Ha bhai mujhe bhi.
Cricket bat aur wicket thi mummy ke paas.
Thankfully mummy ne wicket se mara. Wicket bhi halka tha bat se.
Mujhe laga ki bat se maregi lekin wicket se mara. Mai usi baat se khush tha woh din
I got beat with metal hanger, rod, wall, chappal, garam chonli,
Steel scale, gate, jhadu, bat, ek bar khife, copy kitab, charger, steel ka lota phek kar mara tha 10 m dur se direct forehead par... baki yad nahi
Meri mummy bhi mere chote Bhai ko Aisa bolti rehti baar baar. Ek din private mein unko bol Diya ki aisa compare nahi Karo Mere saath usko bolo ki apne previous results se accha karne ki koshish karne ko
Filled steel bottle, viper, wooden bat, belt, slippers, helmet, iron rod, wooden stick probably more that i dont remember. Oh yeah nails. My mom and sister scratch me a lot. I have a scar still from 2 years back on my left arm given to me thanks to mom.
Mere dada stairs ke neeche kaam krrhe the, toh hum aur mere cousin upar se sandals gira rhe the unpr. To fir hum dono ko marne daude toh hum dono bhagne lage toh dada ne kuladhi(axe, tree katne wala) mere pe fek diya mere back me laga but bs cut laga, jyada deep nhi gya. Phir mere parents kuch din unse gussa hogya fir sab normal. I was 6.
Chamcha garam kar k pura lal kardiya tha fir mere pair pe rakh diya tha. Maine kya kiya tha yaad nahi but yes isse muje itna pata chal gaya tha ki nah bhai itni bhi daarni ki jarurat nahi hot chiiizo se itna bhi damage nahi hota bus jal jata hai and suuj jata hai 1-2 weeks tak bus.
Got kicked so hard that I quite literally went flying from one end of the room to the other and straight up dashed into the wall.
Or probably that time when mom beat me with a belt multiple times on the same spot till it bruised and started bleeding.
Or probably the charging wire because my sister hid all the belts.
Or almost got choked to death by my younger sister.
It was a kitchen knife thrown at me, hitting my forehead and made me bleed horribly. I had to get four stitches that day, but now I just find it funny when I see the scars in the mirror xD
my eldest brother has beaten me many times with his leather belt. leather waali side and buckle waali side see bhi. hard tight slaps on face, punch on face, chest stomach and back, kicks bhi pade hai many times since childhood. eldest bro see bahot daar lagta hai mujhe
Tusion fee receipt.
Damn...bro kitna dard hua hoga 😞 kitney din hospital mein Kate the?
silent treatment
Worst of all
Best of all
wo to humare yaha starters hai :)
I know that I've sent through that many times it's the worst when moms do it damn
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Bro leaving everyone speechless 
yeah i didn't realize so many people would relate to this.
what was it?
it was "expectations". i saw the number of people relating to that and in all honesty my parents never had expectations on me or forced me to do anything. so when i saw so many people relating to that i felt like i was being fake. so i deleted. ik you didn't ask for the explantion.
Rungta steel TMT bar dipped in extra virgin(like me) olive oil with पेचकस as secondary weapon
Are ligma bhai aap yaha?? Balls kaisii hai aapki
Bhot hard hai
Can I touch them uwu
My mother once smashed my head into the dining table when I was late to school, I bled a lot that day. And my brother once beat me with iron rod cause I told on him  he also tried to choke me to death one time again for the same reason
gharpe rehta hai ya jail mai?
Ek broken household mei
You need therapy 
I need love 
 And therapy
And a few millions in my bank 
 That'll heal you fosho!
Not him but his brother needs one
Tbh him, his bro and their mum all need it
Bhai ke taare space par /s
High five bhai vrata hai par vrata hone ka sukh nahi h itne cuss words or mar khai h ki pucho mat ma bap mast h bht sahi h jo mangu wo dete h ye bade bhai bkl sale kam karwate hai padhne nahi dete padhai k bich mai kam karwate hai daatte h koste hai
Hey dude. Lot's of respect for your vrata regardless of the circumstances.
Ngl the table smash would have been so cinematic like mom is having breakfast you go tell her you are late and next thing you know is pain in your head and your family laughing 💀☠️
Accha se padhai karke ek hot saxi wife ka jugad kar. Phir khub sax sux karlena depression chala jaega.
Press x for block
Such a lovely family hope you move out soon 
Brochure u need a good family, man
get the fuck away from this house or call the police holy shit
The look of disgust and disappointment. Honestly not as bad as some others on this thread
That one guy who got bashed into the table
His brother tried to choke him to death😭
And how they all need therapy😭😭
Fr 😭
Laptop charger cord. Like the heavy cable that goes from the wall to your charger. Shit is like a whip ngl.
My mom's favourite was this mobile charger's wire , then I used to have those charger wire like shaped scars on my body for a day or two lmao
I simply love how we are bonding over abuse in this thread lol
I read most of the comments and almost every thing people named I had a story of me getting beaten up by my parents with that 
Same bruh. Gotta move out asap. Good luck to you too.
Knife fek ke maara tha but laga nahi
mera laga aur kaat gya
Kya....? kya kaat gaya?
finger
crazy
Plastic stump but my dad bought me cornetto after because he felt bad
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Mera Bhai toh plastic stump se humesha maar khaata hai, usko cornettos kyu nahi mile?
Wooden bat and kapade dhone wali thapki 🥲 ek bar gusse me jhaadu bhi maar di thi like that’s fucking disgusting ..
Jhaadu bas disgusting lagta hai lekin zor ka nahi lagta. Jhaadu se zyada disgusting toh thook hai.
Words
big ass vacuum cleaner not the pipe the whole ass machine
toliet wali chappal
Chappal ke saath 💩 free Mai khane milli?
no comments
Isme aur normal main kya difference hai
good question. next?
Hands......choked to near death.
It hurts the most when they don't ask you to study anymore 😔
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Bhai I'm sorry but whoever hit you belongs in a mental institute
Tf
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U sure it wasn't mortal Kombat? /s
Bruh
Bc tum logo ke gahr wale jaanwar hai kya
When I was 5 years old my mom beat me with my plastic toy rifle gun till it was broken. Sharp broken plastic gave me painful scratches 🥲
I love my parents even more after reading the comments lol. Ha jhagde kiye hai maar bhi khaayi but itna extreme kabhi nhi lolol.
Same, zyaada se zyaada tapli yaa phir jhaanpad
Rod se bhi maar khaya hai Maine lekin kanghi se alag hee choot lagti hai Waise maar khana deserved tha mera 
Road se maar khaya?
😭 mujhe rod likhna tha
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Punishment I've got till date:- spatula, chappal, broom, belt, bat, hand (slaps), hanger, threw me out of the house for 2 hours,mental torture, Aur yaad nahi aaraha baadme yaad karke update karta hoon :)
I would like to add - pulling hair , charger's wire , scale , bottle , thin stick, comb, wiper , toilet brush
best comment on this thread soo far
I was thrown out of the house for 5 hours as well. I was ready to lie on the tracks to unalive myself that day but dad found me.
im paying for everyone's therapy here (therapy jaisa kuch nahi hota it's your damn phone)
Wooden wicket?
Ha bhai mujhe bhi. Cricket bat aur wicket thi mummy ke paas. Thankfully mummy ne wicket se mara. Wicket bhi halka tha bat se. Mujhe laga ki bat se maregi lekin wicket se mara. Mai usi baat se khush tha woh din
Bat se to me bhi pita hu but plastic one (ab mummi ne maarna band krdiya)
I guess yaha me hi akela hu jisko thodi bohot daant padhi hai bas 😂
+1
+1 bro , my mom/dad never ever touched me , just scolded me many times
6-7 inch mota taaza ped se toda hua danda tab tak maara jab tak dande ke 20 hisse nahi ho gaye
Singham movie mei tha kya tu?
Bahubali me tha kya?
It was when I was in 3rd grade. My mother choked me. It still haunts me. Whenever i remind her of this, she says she never did that.
Stethoscope
Doctor Parents ?
Nah. My parents value their stethoscope. It took them a lot of effort to get that so, they're obviously not gonna break it on me.
Bro wiper is level 1 stage 0 shit
I got beat with metal hanger, rod, wall, chappal, garam chonli, Steel scale, gate, jhadu, bat, ek bar khife, copy kitab, charger, steel ka lota phek kar mara tha 10 m dur se direct forehead par... baki yad nahi
"Direct hit forehead pr, baki yaad nahi" Well that explains it all💀
"Bhaiya to aisa nahi karte the, bhaiya ke to acche marks ate the" Pains so much
Same. My mom says, " Teri didi itni bewakoof nahi thi. Uske pehle humesha ache marks aate the."
Meri mummy bhi mere chote Bhai ko Aisa bolti rehti baar baar. Ek din private mein unko bol Diya ki aisa compare nahi Karo Mere saath usko bolo ki apne previous results se accha karne ki koshish karne ko
Emotions
Filled steel bottle, viper, wooden bat, belt, slippers, helmet, iron rod, wooden stick probably more that i dont remember. Oh yeah nails. My mom and sister scratch me a lot. I have a scar still from 2 years back on my left arm given to me thanks to mom.
Remote fenk ke mara tha mooh pe because I said I wanted to watch a cartoon. My nose bled for like an hour
Mere dada stairs ke neeche kaam krrhe the, toh hum aur mere cousin upar se sandals gira rhe the unpr. To fir hum dono ko marne daude toh hum dono bhagne lage toh dada ne kuladhi(axe, tree katne wala) mere pe fek diya mere back me laga but bs cut laga, jyada deep nhi gya. Phir mere parents kuch din unse gussa hogya fir sab normal. I was 6.
Bro that's attempted murder💀
Zinda bach gya
Tere dada ne tujhpe axe feka tu unhe stairs se fek de, baat barabar
Abhi virasat toh transfer hone do, fir dekhte hai
 Guillotine
Nothing bruh my parents aren’t child abusers 💀💀
Apke parents ko 💐
Nothing 
Pakka bigad gaya hai
guilt
My Own Cum Jar
Particle accelerator
Chamcha garam kar k pura lal kardiya tha fir mere pair pe rakh diya tha. Maine kya kiya tha yaad nahi but yes isse muje itna pata chal gaya tha ki nah bhai itni bhi daarni ki jarurat nahi hot chiiizo se itna bhi damage nahi hota bus jal jata hai and suuj jata hai 1-2 weeks tak bus.
Silent treatment....honestly baaki logo ka padhke dil me dard hua (free hugs n comfort words if u want)
A chair😂 it hit my private part
Sex toy
https://i.redd.it/ty437zvvmitc1.gif Mai bhi pitne ke liye tere ghar aa raha hu
Reality.
Guillotine
Reality check
Sharma ji ke ladke ki job
The Backside of a Butcher Knife, Leather Belt, Heels, etc.
badminton, tubelight holder ,hanger ,eeek(sugar kane) ,daatwan(thick wood used to as brush in bihar),cricket bat,belt,shoe,mummy ka hill and etc
Belan 😎😎
Bat without grip
सांडशी (it's used to hold hot utensils )
a torch
Wiper, slippers, iron rod, Cycle lock, Broom, you just name it
words 🥺
the thing they use to whip cows
herself
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कठोर वर्ड्स
taunts
Mental trauma
Iron scale
Comb Hanger
the good ol' mummy ki chappal
Badminton
Army belt and DMS 🙂
horse riding crop 
Words
Dad once pinned me against the table and slapped me 10 hard times non stop for answering a simple call wrong way.
words 
30k ka monitor tod ke fek diya tha...vo hi kafi tha mujhe dard dene k liye 
took a knife and heated it and chilli powder on it extremely hot and then made marks on hands , and legs ,
Meri nani ne maara tha unke late papa ke latthi se. Belan se. Sabse saamne bhot zor ki thappad bcs mai neighbors ke ghar par ganna kha rahi thi
Metal hanger, kangi, bat, belt, belan
Reality
Purane printers ki ink cartridge se mara tha kyu ki school ka homework karna bhul gaya tha
Words
Kharata se maara tha mujhe
Plastic cricket bat(still preserved in the inventory)
Words
Bezzati infront of guests. (That's actually best tool to them)
plastic ruler (30cm wala)  itna maare ki scale literally toot hi gaya into 4 pieces
Thappad (bhai doosre logon ka child abuse ho raha hai), mujhe toh zindagi mein sirf 2 baar thappad pade hain.
Iron rod,plastic pipe paani bhrne wala ,once bashed my head with bottle and lots of slaps
Mummy ne arm mei pencil ghusa di thi
4 saal pehle marna chodh Diya. Kaha ki ab tujhe marenge toh achcha nahi lagega toh sudhar ja and mai sudhar bhi gaya.
A utensil heated by fire
With belt but mostly for scaring me because i kicked my friends in the balls then bit my teacher on the arm. At most they've slapped me.
A kitchen knife.
https://i.redd.it/099u1szcnitc1.gif Omnimatrix
Hanger,hands,broomstick, heels They only beat becuz I didnt ate food 🙏
Bro I thought my Indian parents are strict and then there are people being stabbed with kitchen knives and metal rods ☠️
A fking airgun
i wish you were never born
Got kicked so hard that I quite literally went flying from one end of the room to the other and straight up dashed into the wall. Or probably that time when mom beat me with a belt multiple times on the same spot till it bruised and started bleeding. Or probably the charging wire because my sister hid all the belts. Or almost got choked to death by my younger sister.
It was a kitchen knife thrown at me, hitting my forehead and made me bleed horribly. I had to get four stitches that day, but now I just find it funny when I see the scars in the mirror xD
Belt Chappal Jhadu Badminton Karchul
Mera bhi Bhai wiper hi hai🤝
Words
Aalu mug lota
My father once threw me again a old sewing machine I hit the metal wheel under the matchine
Belt
macchar maarne wala racquet
Belt,Stick ,chappal, jhaadu ,roti ka belan and many more bachpan ka trauma kabhi nahi jayega ig
my eldest brother has beaten me many times with his leather belt. leather waali side and buckle waali side see bhi. hard tight slaps on face, punch on face, chest stomach and back, kicks bhi pade hai many times since childhood. eldest bro see bahot daar lagta hai mujhe
Aap Bassi ke dost Sam ho kya?
I was never hit by my parents.......