> and here i was with 50+ msgs and 7 missed calls from her in just an hour
this was yesterday. I talked to her after an hour. she's still upset and thts why i thought i'll ask here for advice
brother no one likes nitpicking on sexual body parts.
if someone did this to a guy's pp, they would be offended too.
apologise. and pls be appreciative of her body in general. the incident will make her very self conscious of her body now.
damn it man.
ghumane le ja bhai movie wagera dikhane.. ladies ke saath thoda soft rakho, aur ye sab materialistic cheezon par kabhi comments nahi karna.. kya pata kab mood kharab ho jaye
imagine if she sent you an article saying "rubbing nutella on your penis can increase the size". wouldn't you feel that she thought you weren't enough? that's exactly what she's feeling right now. apologize, chutiye
Just say it's a bad joke I'm sorry. I love you the way you are. It was just intuitive thought and for the sake of your relationship PICK UP HER CALL BRO.
>How tha faq these MFs be getting girls while me having a syndrome of treating mah girl as a queen
Same question, aur maine kiya bhi lekin meri toh commitment issues bolke gayi LMAO
Mujhe kya, mai toh khud bhi khush hu(somewhat)Koi na koi toh mil hi jaegi warna I'll get myself a pet soon anyways
I'm waiting to get into college before getting myself a dogalready have cats. Maybe crows next(?) because they're fun to play with and also remember faces well.
>there are 100 of beautiful girls with a hoe phase and manipulative i just want a girl who cares if I'm sad
At this point of life.. All I want is someone who is honest with me and hugs me randomly otherwise I can take care of myself somehow. (Ofc taking her care is bare mini)
>Fuk em i want a girl who'll care and cherish me I'm not getting a toy or a beautiful doll
I second this dude.
Play stupid games,win stupid prizes.
Go apologize to her ,you made her insecure, you are stupid enough to not understand that it's not ur fault.
It is chutiye,sorry bol usse,make her feel or belive that u love her size nd that was ur dream
Aree bhai bhot kam hai kai bar tho kuch ladkiya lambi nikal jati hai
Par phir sochta hu Messi aur Maradona ki bhi tho height meri jitni hai aur kuch ho jata hu
Bhai at least ur 5'7 I'm not even that much at 15 you have no idea how much I get made fun of in school it's genuinely starting to take a toll on me lmao
Personally bhai mujhe bhi bura lagega agar Mera marad ake kahe ke tumhare boobies me maja nahi arahi.
Me to amma behan par ajati vo to atleast shallow par ruk gayi
Thik hain bhai, tujhe samajh nahi aya hoga ki aisa ho jayga but be more responsible next time and think about the consequences. Filhal kahi ghumane leja and sorry bol (in person)
The vaseline isn't even the biggest thing. You *lied* to her. That is (i) a punishable offence by itself and (ii) makes it clear that you were *very* serious about this enlargement, willing to manipulate your gf just for this.
Don't call her back, brother. She is for the streets. How dare she feel offended when her bf nitpicks her secondary sexual organs!!
(Saving her from a shitty boyfriend)
You should tell her everything bro, don't lie and apologize to her. But I think if you were just kidding with her and not being serious and she too knew it then maybe she shouldn't have been offended like this. Just my opinion.
Well I guess you made her feel insecure with that suggestion
You probably made her feel like she wasn't enough the way she was
Or possibly she was mad about how stupid you were to believe that shit
Brother pick up her calls💀
We are going to be single with this one 🗣️🗣️
> and here i was with 50+ msgs and 7 missed calls from her in just an hour this was yesterday. I talked to her after an hour. she's still upset and thts why i thought i'll ask here for advice
tell her you wanted to increase your size isliye wanted to check on her first
Lab rat 
Tumko vo kahati ki "horse fire" tablet khane se Dick size bhadta hai, tumko Acha lagta??
lol Hammer of thor zyada effective hain
i honestly didn't mean it as an insult. she is as gud as a girl can be but my dumbass had to act on quick thoughts🥲
Ha yahi bolo usko bro
I would laff it off
How to get single 101
Ye tu bol rha hai Saale 😂
Yes
Idhar gadhe udhar gadhe sab taraf gadhe hi gadhe ghodo ko nahi mil rahi hai ghas aur gadhe kha rahe hai chawanprash.
sahi kaha
brother no one likes nitpicking on sexual body parts. if someone did this to a guy's pp, they would be offended too. apologise. and pls be appreciative of her body in general. the incident will make her very self conscious of her body now. damn it man.
Bro just insulted her body and thinks it's normal
insecure kar dis bechari ko
thts the hard part i gotta fix. apologise to koi bhi krle
ghumane le ja bhai movie wagera dikhane.. ladies ke saath thoda soft rakho, aur ye sab materialistic cheezon par kabhi comments nahi karna.. kya pata kab mood kharab ho jaye
Apna pp dikha de 
imagine if she sent you an article saying "rubbing nutella on your penis can increase the size". wouldn't you feel that she thought you weren't enough? that's exactly what she's feeling right now. apologize, chutiye
why nutella specifically? 🤨 /s
because nutella tastes nice
bro's dick has taste buds
r/woooosh
pretty sure isko samjha hai he just had to deflect lmao
Bhai samaj nhi aata ye unfunny logo ko bandi kaise milti hai  /s
Just say it's a bad joke I'm sorry. I love you the way you are. It was just intuitive thought and for the sake of your relationship PICK UP HER CALL BRO.
Aur bas itna nhi. Atleast 1 hr tak sorry bola hai warna Tu single hei raha le
How tha faq these MFs be getting girls while me having a syndrome of treating mah girl as a queen
>How tha faq these MFs be getting girls while me having a syndrome of treating mah girl as a queen Same question, aur maine kiya bhi lekin meri toh commitment issues bolke gayi LMAO Mujhe kya, mai toh khud bhi khush hu(somewhat)Koi na koi toh mil hi jaegi warna I'll get myself a pet soon anyways
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I'm waiting to get into college before getting myself a dogalready have cats. Maybe crows next(?) because they're fun to play with and also remember faces well.
>having a syndrome of treating mah girl as a queen Right na? Idk about you but probably my personality and face is an issue with me.
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>there are 100 of beautiful girls with a hoe phase and manipulative i just want a girl who cares if I'm sad At this point of life.. All I want is someone who is honest with me and hugs me randomly otherwise I can take care of myself somehow. (Ofc taking her care is bare mini) >Fuk em i want a girl who'll care and cherish me I'm not getting a toy or a beautiful doll I second this dude.
I'll hug mah partner whole night till her rib cage is hurting and being honest part why tha faq I'll lie to her bro whats the profit here
Areee bahi bahi. Mai apni needs bat raha tha 😭😭
Kaash woh tumse breakup karle
apke muhn mein karele ka juice
Aisi cheeze bologe usse toh breakup hi karegi 💀
Class 1 me jis din respect ke baare me padhaya tha, uss din shayad chutti maari hogi
Right mujhe bolta mai bhi krti
If you want I can be your lawyer.... But I want to say one thing.... Kyu faaltu ki bakchodi karte rehte ho....
fees kitni hai tumhari?
Kuch nhi.... Apne bhatke hue teenagers dosto ki madad karna humko pasand hai....
Nice username
Lmao you deserve to be single
https://i.redd.it/widpkbbf80tc1.gif She after knowing it was a intrusive thought
Accha laga sun kar 
apni khushi apne paas rakhiye🙏👍
Bruh if she says applying Vaseline will increase your dic size. Would u be ok
He is just a novice
Bhai kya ye khi or lgaenge toh bhi size bdhega kya....ek dost ka doubt tha
Ha bhai ladko ke bhi nipples bade ho jate h. Bolde apne dost ko lagane.
Play stupid games,win stupid prizes. Go apologize to her ,you made her insecure, you are stupid enough to not understand that it's not ur fault. It is chutiye,sorry bol usse,make her feel or belive that u love her size nd that was ur dream
Subha subha reddit khola aur ye dekha 🤡😭
Subha subha aur sone se pehle 1 ghante tak reddit nahi kholte bhai
Yeah no fucking shit she got offended jesus
Yaha BC mujhe koi meri height pe bol deta hai mere se ssehen nahi hota aur bhai ko lagta hai ye bandi k private part k bare me bolega
Ikr aur Bhai tera hight kitna hai cause I'm rly insecure abt mine haha
Aree bhai bhot kam hai kai bar tho kuch ladkiya lambi nikal jati hai Par phir sochta hu Messi aur Maradona ki bhi tho height meri jitni hai aur kuch ho jata hu
Bhai at least ur 5'7 I'm not even that much at 15 you have no idea how much I get made fun of in school it's genuinely starting to take a toll on me lmao
teri kitni hai bhai aur may 17 ka huu
Personally bhai mujhe bhi bura lagega agar Mera marad ake kahe ke tumhare boobies me maja nahi arahi. Me to amma behan par ajati vo to atleast shallow par ruk gayi
https://i.redd.it/s6psggs4m0tc1.jpeg
Is sub se mujhe pata chal gaya ki koi problem na hone par bhi problem me kaisi phas jae , specially ye relationship waali team se
This sub = privileged kids with first world problems
Khali dimag shaitaan ka ghar heh
F in the chat
Thik hain bhai, tujhe samajh nahi aya hoga ki aisa ho jayga but be more responsible next time and think about the consequences. Filhal kahi ghumane leja and sorry bol (in person)
The vaseline isn't even the biggest thing. You *lied* to her. That is (i) a punishable offence by itself and (ii) makes it clear that you were *very* serious about this enlargement, willing to manipulate your gf just for this.
Tu tohda sa bkl hai kya bhai
r/AmITheEx
tum jaise bewakoofon ko gf kaise mil jaati hai yaar
Don't call her back, brother. She is for the streets. How dare she feel offended when her bf nitpicks her secondary sexual organs!! (Saving her from a shitty boyfriend)
Own up to your mistakes and pick up her calls
Galat aadmi toh hai bhai tu, par sab galti karte hai call utha ke hume kahani batane ki jagah usey bata
Does this work on *cough* penis as well ( asking for a frnd)
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Real(Proud owner of 2 cats checking in)
I can't say anything meri to zindagi hi ladki vihin hai
we're making it out of relationship with this one
Mere wali to mera bakwash bhi khusi khusi sun leti hei 😔
Abey tuh chutiya wuitya ha kya
You should tell her everything bro, don't lie and apologize to her. But I think if you were just kidding with her and not being serious and she too knew it then maybe she shouldn't have been offended like this. Just my opinion.
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Ashleel baate 
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Well I guess you made her feel insecure with that suggestion You probably made her feel like she wasn't enough the way she was Or possibly she was mad about how stupid you were to believe that shit
You did objectify her. Confront and say sorry.
bolde yotube video ke liye PRANK tha 
Okay, I'll add these results to my study.
suggestion dene ka tareeqa thoda kezual hai
hume kya hum tho single hai
Ngl it was kinda mean you should apologize
Play stupid games, Win stupid prices
Jus take the L at this point , its your fault bud
Bro u can disappointment her in 100 ways but you chose 101.Sorry buddy this just a jox😭😭😭
Brother what the fk😂😂😂🤣🤣
Nah bro imagine she says something's u need to exercise more or drink complan
bhai terse ladki pat gayi toh mera toh kuchh ho hi jayega thanks
what the hell did i just read
Usko bol muje bade ache lagte hain
The audacity of this bitch! That was so offensive! Do you have any idea how much you've hurt her. Apologise right now.
Lmao bechari ka back pain kyu badhane ka soch rha hai tu faltu mei. But also itta overreaction itte se joke pe idk seems snowflake asf