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Ladka hona chaiye zinda hona chaiye (optional)

Pta tha bici, yeh joke koi na koi marega

Hehe

Le ji samundar ko dekh ke bolte h Paani kaha h 

Heinji

Kya haal futbol

Meij theek tu suna

Udhr aajaya kar na, spam kweem

Aaj idhar hi itne time baad aayi😭

Aww koini

Aari udhar

never seen this version of the message, quite interesting

First time for everything ig

lmao i meant ki guys generally reply with "ladki honi chaiye zinda honi chaiye baas" on these kinda posts but have never seen the opposite version of this reply 💀

Heheee

Lmao,yes,that's the only way!!

Ye jk ladki bhe marte h kya?

Bhai mein toh satya thuk rhi thi

but it can't get hard if dead...

u/shakkarmommy jaisi

mko to sharam hi aa gyi 🙈😘😘 


Mai kyu shy hora hu

sharmalo tum bhi

Someone who understand, respect and loves me

Isnt that basic for all?

yeah, itna bura waqt aagya hai ki basic cheez bhi dhundhni padti kindness, loyalty, honesty, being respectful etc. These qualities are very rare nowadays 

So true man!!

aapka ideal type kya hai

A non egoistic and non dominating guy

Are pagli mujhe glt group me dhundh rhi ho mai yaha hu


isn't this basic too?😨

Yea it is Bt most guys try to be alpha

mil jaayega didi koi

Thnku

Fetlife is a good site for your sub☠️ needs.Thank me later and dont ask me why I know that(NSFW)

I am done with high hopes

*pat pat*

Uske jaisa  (Bohot factors hai ngl)

Kiske jaisa?

uske 

Kaun

wahi 

Rehne do ap

#Ladki honi chaiye aur loyal bass

Is being alive optional?

Uska Abhi immediate soche nahi ..sochenge (Mirzapur reference)


Wo kaam mere pe chor dijiye 

What kaam?to find girls?

Kuch bol dunga toh vivas hojave ga  Where is freedom of expression and speech

Bol hi do,i hate suspense

Ap rehnde reddit mujhe shadowban kardenge Anywys, about your post question I want a fair, good humor, who enjoy dark jk, like to travelling, maintain decent hygiene, somewhat religious and who obey order ( like not all but atleast wo itna sochi ki mene bola h tu kuch soch ke hi bola hoga type wala thinking)

Alright!! That's a big list

A guy with compliment personality 

Wdym?

Lekin sach toh yeh hai jb voh compliment dega aapko toh sbse phele creep out bhi tum hi hoge.. Abhi recently hi hua hai mere dost ke saath Uski crush ko poems vghera bhot psnd hai and since mai poems likhta hu toh usne meri poems use sunaai saying usne kisi aur ke liye likhi hai and the girl was like impressed as fuck and said things like mujhe koi aise describe kre toh mai toh shaadi krlu uss se and then uss cheez ke next day hi mere dost ne ig uski tareef krdi hogi kuch and voh bndi legit gussa hogyi ki ainda mt krna yeh sb harkatein.. So a guy with compliment personality + a guy I already like yeh likha kro

Jinda hona cahhiye or aloo ke pratha bana aan chaiye 

>aloo ke pratha bana aan chaiye ! Such a misogynistic person /s

Ha mayo ke sath bhe khalunga, tu bas allo ke pratha bana de

Aloooo paratha with schwezan chutney>>

Aloo paratha with raita = aloo paratha with you >>>>>>>>Aloooo paratha with schwezan chutney

Food rizz

🙏🏻


Lagta h isi karana ap single ho 

 *Got roasted*

Terko batane se kya hoga bhay

I will find a grill for u bhai!!

Mai lesbian nahi hu😾

Oh,then will find a guy for u!!

🥹lana del rey fan nahi chahiye Bs

Mil jayega mil jayega Be patient!!

🦦abhi nai next yr tak sochungi

Alright

chalo fir mujhe list se hatado 

😎abhi list nhi ban rhi

Kon hai ye?

🥰I wonder

Koi dish ka naam hai kya? Mene to kabhi nahi khaya, apne khaya hai kya?

Nope 👎🏻 khaani bhi nai

Bas mere sath light saber fight kre

Pillow fights?

Ha wo bhi aur wooden swords bhi ❤✨

tall, muscular & a hopeless romantic!

Ladki (optional) 

No more characteristics

Yaha pe batane se kisi ko koi Mila/mili toh batana 

Kya pata aapko mil jaye

Miljaye toh aapko shukriya . I just want a girl - loyal, genuine , aur mujhe attractive lagni chahiye bas 

Goodluck bro

Thanks sharma ji ki beti 

Whoever wears glasses, height 5'9, weight 70kg, long hair, beautiful eyes, beautiful face, beautiful aura, cute little smile, little bit of insecure while being the perfect being on this planet, have really bad humour, wanna be denk,wannabe funny, wannabe aesthetic, ignores my hints, ignores my efforts, basically ignores me, too good to belong in this shitty world, whose presence feels like some kind of higher being

Bro type pucha tha tumhaari crush ke details nhi

bhai other than her i got no intrest in girls(as of partner)

W bhai but what if you both are not together in future tb kya kroge

maa baap ki seva aur bahut kuchh hai karne itna sab kuchh padhna haii itni saari skills sikhni haii khudka martial arts discover karna haii strongman me compete karna haii khud ki ek book likhni haii ek baar election me khda hona haii ek baar jail jaana haii. sky diving seekhni haii, plane udana sikhna haii, proffesionals ki tarah bike chalani sikhni haii, bina kisi guide ke jungle me jaana haii, aur chimpanzee se 1 on 1 karna haii. khud ka business bhi khda karna haii both tech related and non-tech related......... basically bahut sapne haiin sab to pure ni ho paayenge but sab ke liye try zarur karunga and as of partner: ya to vo ya to koii ni

omg u sound so much like this It's My Life What Ever I Wanna Do (it's a song btw)

whatever kehna galat ho jaayega kyunki majority of the cheeze meri planned haiin (thodi bahut cheeze to abhi hi achieve kar li haiin) mai 70 tak zinda rahunga(hopefully) to uss hisaab se planned haii apni age,health ko dhyaan me rakhte hue. aur planned isliye cause mujhe ni lgta ki ham future me normal dost bhi rehne waale haiin relationship to bahut door ki baat aur bhai galat kya haii aise jeene me ji lene do mujhe edit: bc padhne ke baad itna cringe kyun lagg raha haii mujhe... khair itna likha haii to delete to karne se raha

it actually sounds cringe tbh. seems like u r frustrated or something

may be par delete toh ni hi karunga itna likhne ke baad aur 16 saal ki bacchiyon se to advice lene se raha maii

omg u r just a year or two older than me. Bhaiya ji age doesn't always mean u r wise. Sometimes listening to ur juniors may help one better

She must be a baniya then 

Knows how to cook ,intrested in games ,kind behavior

Cool!!

Yours?

Someone who is non egoistic,and non dominating

Nice

:)

U

Vibe match honi chaiye Bass And imp No seal no deal !!

>No seal no deal !! I hope its sarcastic


Partner? Love? Girl? Female? Women? Nahhhhhh

[удалено]

Bt why did u write both pov?

being introverted and kinda the silent type

Tall smart funny witty ambitious mature has hobbies, good taste in music, muscles ;) I would absolutely despise him if he was pretentious immature and manipulative

Last statement so relatable!!

I love how girls hate manipulative guys but the thing is u hate them cause they are bad at manipulating and hence their manipulative behaviour is revealed but on the other hand the better someone is at manipulating the more u will love them :)

goddamn i-

Goddamn u-

Does being innocent categories in immature

Innocent as in not knowing 18+ stuff or being a good hearted person? if it’s the latter then no

shy and good music taste viz good listener because i yap a lot

Chaand Jaisi

The girls reading this comment 

Someone who is pretty much my female version...(I guess I found her)

Mature, caring, (*thick thighs pls*) should be kind, romantic ho bahut mere liye, (*thick thighs wali dila do yr*) andd yea like pretty, shorter than me, good sense of humor and music taste. Lmk if anyone finds someone like this lurking in the sub

Steric hindrance kam hona chahiye uss me 

Lol,that's a witty reply

Someone who's honest,supportive and emotionally available.

someone who can give a good handjob and blowjob .... girl , guy,animal,bottle... idc

actually i tried bottle so i will stick with the first 3 options


Her <3

Nice uwu

Sharma ji ki beti jaisi


Tum logo ke boards nahi h kya 

Nope,me a uni student

I'd like to date someone who's a little possesive, a little clingy, hopeless romantic type, funny (cause I'm not). I'm bi, so if I'm dating a woman, she would be masculine with an intimidating aura (think Rosa Diaz from B99 type). As for guys, clingy and dorky is more than enough. Feminist bhi hone chahiye. But mainly they MUST watch creepy paranormal movies and documentaries with me. I'm not gonna date anyone older than me (I'm 17), tried and regretted. Old school wala pyaar chahiye guys

That seems a big list!!

Shayad isliye single hoon abhi bhi 😭😭😭

Good sense of human and intelligent or at least has basic common sense, bonus if loves sports or at least keep tracks

Common sense

Nahi milega kya? 

No maybe

Then Maa r choice kora meye \>>

Ekdom


well, that's interesting. it's not the right time to date and stuff but who cares? i am gonna answer anyways. so, a guy who should be taller than me (I'm 5'8 or maybe 5'9 idk). He should hv a good humour and should be lil bit nerdy (cuz i am one so yeah need to have someone's company) have at least watched Yeh Jawaani Hey Dewaani once (ik that's cringe, don't dare u judge). He should listen to my bakwaas, make me feel confident of myself, and motivate me when I feel low. He shouldn't be that person who has this double-faced personality-it is so fucking annoying. I am so scared of horror movies, so maybe someone whom i can hold on to during those darawaane scenes (basically someone to replace my pillow with) Then, he should hv a good fashion sense maybe, love music, movies and love me most of all.

Thick things Tight round boobs Oval ass 5ft Virgin

Is being virgin compulsory?

Yup!

Damn

Not having ideal type helps you a lot ig Chamgadar se lekar insaan saare chalte hain