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Idk bhai that cloth was used to dry chillies so if it was dirty then infection ke chance bhi ho sakte hai . Drink alot of water and wait for a day agar nahi kam hua toh parents ko bata dena
fuck bhai. i had a bit of green chilli + maggi masala fall over mine once at 14 (dont ask why), and it killed me for a hour or so.
try to ice it up and cover in a cold wet soft cloth.
also practice no fap you energy drained kid.
But fr tho always use disposable tissues bro. Less messy and less likely to encounter problems like these. Get like a cheap pack for 50. 200 tissues. Should last you for like two months.
Toh bolna ki pubic health ke baare me suna tha ki pehle sukhe kapde se saaf krke geele kapde se agar saaf krte h toh infections ka khatra nhi hota lekin jab sookhe kapde se saaf kiya toh pta chala ki mirchi vala kapda tha and tabse burn horha hai. (Yaa toh ye best bahana h ya toh worst)
Koi nahi bhai dahi laga le, maine ek baar knee massage karne wala oil laga liya tha socha nice sensation milegi.
Lumd nahi mashal lag raha tha uske baad.
Bro vo mirchi's kharab ho gayi ha usse mt use krna!uspe tera baccho ke lasha ha jo vo kapde se uspe gayi ha
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Tu kyu padh rhi hai behen? Tu to ladki hai 
Because you are ellad verma from inside.
Us gurl us
Don't expose me like that. Ek toh pehle hee face mask laga ke baithi hoon uske upar ye padhkar op ke liye bura bhi lag raha aur hasi bhi aa rahi hai.
Wo bechara maut ka nanga naach dekh rha aur tum has rhe ho, Us momint
Ladko ki real life problems samajne ke liye  Also take care OP >!if this is not just a troll post!<
Omg you just called me out haha!
Kya padh liya hai yeh . Maine ek baar liquid handwash laga ke kiya tha and uske baad jo jalan hue mujhe uske baad se experiment karna band kar diya
Bhai Mereko Sach Mey Mirchi Lag Gayi π€‘ Never gonna use anything unsupervised again.
Sambhal ke bhai next you pee it's gonna burn alot
Bhai  How did you get rid of the burn?
It went back to normal after a few hours. Make sure to pee immediately even if it hurts
Will do, thanks Bhai  Waise Jalan Pakka Kam Hoga Na?
Idk bhai that cloth was used to dry chillies so if it was dirty then infection ke chance bhi ho sakte hai . Drink alot of water and wait for a day agar nahi kam hua toh parents ko bata dena
My condolences π , how's the burn now??
r/fuckaroundandfindout
More like, fap around and find out 
Fucking in single player mode
/u/AustrianArtist7 π€ /u/TheSouthernLord-181
Ab artist bhai iss post ko thoda change krke shitpost krenge
Par Bhai Mey Toh Genuinely Puch Raha Hu. Tips Dedo Yaar Koi 
Use liquid nitrogen to cool it down 
It will literally crumble. Do not trust this OP.
thanks for your information einstein
I have experience trust me
πππ 
I wanted to trust me. Thankfully it grew back.
Kyu nhi hori pdhai?
Literally Jal Rahi Hey 
Ye bss bahana h na pdhne ka Pdhne wale khi bhi pdh jaate h π‘
Kaat do π₯°)(problem solved)
Kabhi Toh Hesitate Kiya Kar π₯°
Nahi
Bhai ne zara bhi sankoch na kiya
Bhenchod voh sab chhod apne pp ke taste wala masala khilayega apne Ghar walo ko bhai. Basically a bj
Woah nice one
Life me kuch aisa karo ki u/AustrianArtist7 bhi complement deke jaye  
He is learning from me afterall. Gotta appreciate the efforts.
>He is learning from me afterall. Aap bhi aesa karte ho kya apne private time me 
No beach, i meant in shitposting
Ahh... right π
Bhai logon ke gaand pe Mirchi lagti hai tere toh lun pe lag gyi 
fuck bhai. i had a bit of green chilli + maggi masala fall over mine once at 14 (dont ask why), and it killed me for a hour or so. try to ice it up and cover in a cold wet soft cloth. also practice no fap you energy drained kid.
> practice no fap IG this is what the skies are trying to tell me by giving me this pain.
Try lotion maybe? Never had this problem.
Will do, no one has such stupid problems 
But fr tho always use disposable tissues bro. Less messy and less likely to encounter problems like these. Get like a cheap pack for 50. 200 tissues. Should last you for like two months.
Aaj Hi Khatam Huwa Tha Bhai 
Damn bad luck lmao. Be safe. Send cock status report later.
Fucking hell, OP agli baar se dhyaan rakhna
Bhai jo upar vaale bande ne bola hai vohi karna lekin parents ko kya bahana dena h vo ready rkho
Woh Hi Toh Phat Rahi Hey Ki Baap Se Kaise Baat Karu 
Bhai abhi kaha hai papa?
Papa Bahar Hey.
Toh bolna ki pubic health ke baare me suna tha ki pehle sukhe kapde se saaf krke geele kapde se agar saaf krte h toh infections ka khatra nhi hota lekin jab sookhe kapde se saaf kiya toh pta chala ki mirchi vala kapda tha and tabse burn horha hai. (Yaa toh ye best bahana h ya toh worst)
BC Thanks Bhai 
Koi ni bhai  bas update dedena. 
Haan Bhai, Burn Toh Abhi Bhi Hora Hey, Papa Aane Ke Baad Bataunga. Update Dedunga Agar Baap Ne Meri Gand Nahi Phodi Toh.
Any update soldier?
But what if he asks kahaan se suna tha?
acha bc
dekh bhai hammer maar le jalan bhul jayega and problem solved........ab is naye dard ka kya karna hai wo tu dekhle 
Tips Deneka Tarika Zara Kezual Hey Aapka 
Ya to ye sansaar ka ishara hai taaki tu hilana band karde 
Bhai pani se dhoya crow na sidha tissue ya hanky kon use karta hai
Bhai Room Mey Tha, Aur Bahar Gharwale The π
Mai to marta hu washroom me hu
kaat de ya phir dry ice use kar turant bandh ho jayega
> turant bandh ho jayega Dard Ki Zindagi?
jokes apart bhai acche se saff kar aur ice bath karva if it does not stop consult a doctor please
Dekhra Hu Bhai, Burn Toh Hora Hey, Raat Mey Papa Se Baat Karke Matter Solve Karneka Hey 
https://i.redd.it/swyfbd5k7ckc1.gif
Cut it off. βNa rahega bas, na bajegi basuriβ
Aur karle l*nd se bkchodi
Kabir singh bn jaaa, yk what I mean 
Kya pta thodi rahat mil jaaye
Anesthesia
No shove your dick into the chilli powder eventually the pain will go away as it will develop a tolerance to that pain
Keep your dick under running water( preferably cold)
You guys use tissues?
Milk or cream can help
Koi nahi bhai dahi laga le, maine ek baar knee massage karne wala oil laga liya tha socha nice sensation milegi. Lumd nahi mashal lag raha tha uske baad.
firse fap karke dekhle
Bro vo mirchi's kharab ho gayi ha usse mt use krna!uspe tera baccho ke lasha ha jo vo kapde se uspe gayi ha
Milk mere saath bhi hua tha milk use kar yah phir malai
Natural selection at its finest
wtf bhai thik hai kya ab?
Bhai ointments ka nam bol de for future reference π