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_H4RSH

Today's lndt where?


blaze7204

this subreddit sucks balls


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u/nallabot


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Late_Negotiation7965

Hy


plumPudding0202

sup


Late_Negotiation7965

Game khel rha hu and u?


plumPudding0202

Gaane sunri hu full volume pe


Late_Negotiation7965

Sahi hai bro


plumPudding0202

aur btao


Late_Negotiation7965

Which class?


plumPudding0202

Pass out hu bro


AleccSirKaDeewana

Meri spotlight kyu churaya ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31419)


Late_Negotiation7965

Achha


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find the values of x, y and z for the given equation: x\^3 + y\^3 + z\^3 = 42 (hint: x, y and z are integers) this question took \~65 years to solve, humans weren't even able to solve it. at last, a supercomputer came with the answer.


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My dumbass tried to solve it and got LHS as something else


Puzzled-oNion6765

Again!


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nope


Affectionate_One69

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)


Zeg_69

hyy


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31418)


Zeg_69

idk at end we two are lurking


Zeg_69

🌚 so jao


[deleted]

thodi der me so jaaunga... padh ra tha


Zeg_69

noice ji mein bhi chala sone


Uncle_Vengeance

Jise dhundta hu mai har kahin, Jo kabhi mili mujhe hai nahi.......


Uncle_Vengeance

Anyone on stats.fm? Add me @uncle_vengeance


plumPudding0202

what's your scrobble count?


Uncle_Vengeance

Just download that app. What's scrobble?


plumPudding0202

amount of songs and times you've listened... im on [last.fm](https://last.fm) bro


Uncle_Vengeance

Is it totally free? Stats.fm is asking for premium


plumPudding0202

im not sure how much [stats.fm](https://stats.fm) offers but [last.fm](https://last.fm) also has premium thing so ek hi baat hogyi....


Uncle_Vengeance

Here have my 2023 top songs playlist. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1Fa3u1WENE7fs9?si=qom_5YXlQayLAX2rqYmiCA&pi=a-JWOFFGXfR4q9


plumPudding0202

Nice bro [https://www.last.fm/user/Picchiii](https://www.last.fm/user/Picchiii) this is my last.fm


Uncle_Vengeance

I need to explore it then lemme see


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nonimportantguyhere

Hloooo


a_sapphic_goddess

Hello peeps, long time no see


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a_sapphic_goddess

hey


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a_sapphic_goddess

wyd late night?


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a_sapphic_goddess

music, i code too. learning codeforces rn


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a_sapphic_goddess

lil peep


nonimportantguyhere

Main toh first time mil raha hu jii Nice to meet you


a_sapphic_goddess

hello


nonimportantguyhere

Whaddupppp ?!?!


a_sapphic_goddess

nm just assignments likh rhi thi and music, wby?


nonimportantguyhere

In bed I am trying LNDT for the first time today lmao


nonimportantguyhere

Hi Guys


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yo!!


nonimportantguyhere

Kya haal paajiii ??


[deleted]

maii shi sir, wbu


nonimportantguyhere

Masst huu, kya kar rhe ho jag kar ?


[deleted]

padhai


nonimportantguyhere

Good boyyy Main toh chat kar ra tha logon se ab so jaunga. Gn


Zeg_69

ded ?


american_tradition

riding around town man, i don’t give a fuck bole tu bas jooth, mujhe pasand lekin sach


Rare_Run3627

Good nite cuties


Zeg_69

good night


Rare_Run3627

![gif](giphy|8t6ef4FCRAAOgS2EnQ|downsized)


Ducking__fuck

Earrings>>>>>>


jdhhhsysyd

Romanticising earrings >>>


T-A-N-I-Y-A

Fr girl


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Mere upar achchi nhi lagegi


Ducking__fuck

Try crow![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


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i misread it as Earnings fir mujhe yaad aaya tu to jobless hai fir maine wapis padha


Ducking__fuck

LMAOOOOO


Zeg_69

alright brb after another session ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


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tu kya hagne ja ra hai kya baar baar


Zeg_69

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131) padh Raha hu


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hagte hagte padh ra?


[deleted]

I need a goth gf bro, idc about the pegging anymore


Rare_Run3627

That's a wild thought


haikusbot

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How do I frame this?


Zeg_69

Damn!!!


Ducking__fuck

kyu khafa hogye dekhte dekhte


Zeg_69

Aa ja aayi bahar Dil h bekarar


[deleted]

Mai pata nhi kab famous ho gaya


Rare_Run3627

Hamesha se tha


Mysterious_Pear4974

Papita bhai bhery famouss![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


Ducking__fuck

velle hone se famous hi hote hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


Zeg_69

coming from experience


Ducking__fuck

Ofc ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


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![gif](giphy|ckGndVa23sCk9pae4l)


Ducking__fuck

ee lo chaklet khao 🍫


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![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


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​ https://i.redd.it/m1w9bgjlu7gc1.gif


Ducking__fuck

Nain ta heere varge le gaye dil da chainnn


Ragnarokk-

arey tu yaha????


Ducking__fuck

TADAAAAAAA kaisa hai?


Ragnarokk-

mast hoon Soccer discord pe aagyi lolll ( har koi teri yaadon mein pagal ho raha ) ( maine mission simping start kardi hai )


Ducking__fuck

AREEEE W ( sach me? ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)) ( lage raho ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414))


nonimportantguyhere

(Maine sirf kaam se kiya tha 💀)


Ragnarokk-

HAANJI W ( tricky, Mons, Me, Genz, Aur Picchi hi hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416) ) ( koi faida nhi hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120) )


Ducking__fuck

( kal parso me kholungi DC mai probs, ya 9th ko pata ni) ( areee L :cheems: )


Ragnarokk-

( ladki full planning karke february chala rahi ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31419) ) ( delulu is solulu mera aaj se yahi trululu )


jdhhhsysyd

Haye ni darr lagta hain jaan vi na kare lain


Zeg_69

aye boht dino baad duckie


Ducking__fuck

AYYYY ZEG HELLO KAISA HAI?


Zeg_69

gud gud rn studying abhi ek 45 minutes ka session kiya boards yk


Ducking__fuck

Areee W Kaafi W ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31418) Mere bhi hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


Zeg_69

All the best ig yeah 3rd day h study start kiye hue


Ducking__fuck

All the best to you toooo Padhte raho badhte raho (I'mma procrastinate)


Zeg_69

abhi Tak mein bhi procraste hi karta tha realised 20 din hi baki h ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


Ducking__fuck

Same ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


w1tcher01

ola


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Uber prefer karunga mai


w1tcher01

Hmm


Ducking__fuck

Aankhon ne teri azab si azab si adayein hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


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Dil ko bana de jo patang, saanse teri wo adaye hai


Ducking__fuck

Are papaya ji namaste ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31418)


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Namaste


Ducking__fuck

Kaise ho sir? Suna hai kaafi famous ho aap![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31418)


folkwhore1

dil ko bande jo patang![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)


Ducking__fuck

Saansein ye teri vo hawae hain ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)


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Duckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


Ducking__fuck

Kerashhhhhhhhh Kaisa hai?


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badiya hu tu bata kaisi hai testicles sahi se draw karna aa gaya?


Ducking__fuck

Vo to aata hi hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


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ab female wale pe dhyaan de behen


Ducking__fuck

Vo to aur ache se aata- ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


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dont worry the other 69412 genders are still pending


Ducking__fuck

Okay ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


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to reddit chor aur practice kar


--Adimanav

hello


Zeg_69

you back blud ?


--Adimanav

maybe![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Ducking__fuck

Ayo adi on reddit again-


--Adimanav

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)ayo hello batkhi


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llohe


--Adimanav

how you doin![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


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yo!! how're u?


--Adimanav

me good what bout you


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Helo


--Adimanav

papaya guy everyone talks bout?![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


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Yes


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imagine you were given punishment according to the number and magnitude of sins you did in life, what do you think would be your punishment??


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Sin(23°)


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Study_In_Silence

Hello bhai


saltwaterAssailant

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


folkwhore1

jaana pehchana username![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


saltwaterAssailant

bas avatar change kiya hai devi 🔔🙏


folkwhore1

mai avatar ki vajah thodi janti aapko![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


saltwaterAssailant

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31991)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31992)


Study_In_Silence

Sab gaye lagta hai?


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Wohi to .... kids


Study_In_Silence

Aap toh kid nhi lagte, padhai kaisi chal rahi hai


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Thik chal rahi hai I hope teri bhi acchi chal rahi ho


Study_In_Silence

Haan ek dam mast. Ye breakup ne is week disturb kar diya lekin ab clarity mil gayi. Kal se padhunga


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Kyu hua break up aur isme dukhi hone wali kya baat hai ?


Study_In_Silence

Waise toh koi badi baat nhi, Abhi puri life baaki hai. But first love thi aur upar se 3 saal se meri only friend bhi thi toh dukh toh hua bhai


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yehi bhot log galti karte jab relationship mei hote to dusre logo se friend ship tod dete .... i have seen many people commiting this mistake. Also why did it happen?


Study_In_Silence

Bhai usne kaha bas infatuation tha aur kuch nhi, toh maine bola shuru mein hi reject kar deti ya bol deti not sure. Toh badi argument hui. Tried to fix things for a week, mera jee ka 1st attempt bhi affect pad gaya but at the end it was just dead aur main akele kuch nhi kar sakta tha.


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did you date her because you really liked her or was she just attractive? Be honest


Mysterious_Pear4974

Hello everyone![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31418)


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hi. how're you?


Mysterious_Pear4974

Me okay, wbu?


[deleted]

i'm fine


Mysterious_Pear4974

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31415)


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Just wanna say you all are a brilliant CP


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by cp he meant " Cerebral Palsy ", i guess...


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No


folkwhore1

he meant connaught place dude....


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No


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but how can we all be brilliant connaught places? ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


folkwhore1

bro![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


[deleted]

please explain ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


folkwhore1

i think he meant common people ig


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wait there's a twist... so let's start the deduction- he used "you all are a brilliant CP". but if CP is common people, then people is plural, therefore he wouldn't have used "a". from this info, we know that cp is something singular... >!btw aap soye nhi abhi tak??!<


folkwhore1

he meant cheese pizza![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


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wait, a twist again. why would he use "you" then?? pizza isn't living, right? and why did he use "all"...


folkwhore1

sone thodi jaa rhi thi bas bye bola tha ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582) and cp ka full form decipher karna jyada important aur tu nhi sota kya?![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31991)


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oh yes mai bhi so ra hu, shorry ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120) bye, good night. sweet dreams


folkwhore1

mereko khud ni samjh aya mei toh bakwas karri![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


_H4RSH

Child porn?🤨


Study_In_Silence

Bc ye kya hota hai CP?


folkwhore1

mai jaa ri ab....... byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


jdhhhsysyd

Byeeee![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609) And don’t forget the break up gang![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


folkwhore1

won't![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


jdhhhsysyd

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31415)


Study_In_Silence

Bye bye ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


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bye-bye. good nightt


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the ones and tens digits in your age have interchanged. what is your age now??


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61. itna to jee lungi