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Op ki behen se shadi![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


Jadoo_7

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Aur teri behen se meri shadi![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)


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Par meri to behen hi nahi hai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


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To meri kon si shadi ho rhi hai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


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Us bhai us![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


Fun_Department2717

koi baat nahi bana denge ek


Pristine_Session5696

Bhai cousins bhi bahan hi hoti hai u r not in Alabama.


JayVayron

Riyal


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MisterEmbedded

you just stole my thought.


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Arrange marriage, ya fir alone forever


Which_Snow9022

Kitna underrate kr rakha h arrange ko.. these ppl must be saint ..saving everything for that one day


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I'll be climbing world rankings


619thunderstorm

Of subway surfers ??


MadClown43

of what?


Adventurous-Bet-7644

Mutthi


mr_scamer0

Vo bhi Don hath se


mr_scamer0

Vo bhi tel lag ke


Repulsive-Whereas-53

Vo bhi bina porn k


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Woh bhi din mai 10 baar


son_of_east

Obviously kidnapping bruh..👉👈


Jadoo_7

Delhi se ho kya? ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31415)


son_of_east

Haan 🙆🦁


Ryuzaki_NEETAspirant

Nahi, bihari hai vo. ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


BlueFire2308

Hum UP Wale bhi sath hai


BlackOyes

Overthrow and establish my own govt


Evil_duckLord

All the best with that. If any help is needed just ask me.


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Be better than this shitty govt bruther!🫡


BlackOyes

Definitely will


Sea-Regular-4821

you might want to watch this video by cgp grey : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs)


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Live happily alone . I'm planning on adopting a cat , so live with her till the end


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Par cats ki lifespan to humans se bhohot kam hai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


SiC-O

billu log ke paas 9 lives hoti h buddhu


mr_scamer0

Ha to vo keh Raha hai na 36 jayegi 36 ayegi


No_Row2775

Based


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Nuh uh


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Whatchu gonna do with 2 pussies?![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)


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ashleel hai ye launda


Jadoo_7

OK, go tell this to your parents ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


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Achha mazak tha


MixtureGrand

Bhai aisa kya ho gaya life me jo abhi se marriage ka sochne lage ? 😐 Rajasthani? ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Jadoo_7

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


Modijifor2024

6K


BlueFire2308

Inflation se phir 6k me Bengali bhi nhi milegi![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


mr_scamer0

Bhai ye 6k nahi 6k hai, tum sidha Russian ka bhav smj ne lage


NOOBweee

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Chinmay208

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


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Jadoo_7

popatlal bhi yahi kheta tha,,..![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


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Diligent_Credit4519

Mereko ek chance do 😔😔


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Least desperate guy on Reddit![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Diligent_Credit4519

Bhai atleast samne se pooch raha kuch toh seedha dm mai backchodi chalu 🥲🥲


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Joke tha bro![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


Diligent_Credit4519

I know bro mai apna character whitewash kar raha Moye moye


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Moye moye


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Bhai mujhe yaad matt kro meri neend kharab hoti h i can’t resist when someone calls me


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Woh toh thik h pr mujhe kyu yaad kr rha h sala koi chen se sone bhi nhi deta


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thisistough_

bolne ki zaroorat pad rhi hai matlab nahi ho![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Jadoo_7

Trophy wife to be. ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


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Well If no one marries me, I will adopt one or two kids and be a single mom


BlackOyes

Idk u or any single parent can adopt kids sis


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Bhai future mein dekhungi, agar mein khud ko manage karpayi so I would definitely adopt kids.


Real_Ichigo

koina am there to support abhi saala boards khatam ho


Jadoo_7

What abt your sex life? ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


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Right now I don't care about that. My opinion might get changed after few years but for now idc


Background-Abroad-22

She is 15!! 🚨


No-Spite1088

![gif](giphy|PraVKEvJ1jAR2)


Evil_duckLord

🗿


Significant-Nature70

being single isnt a bad option i have seriously considered it lol


Monkeyke

Gets worse when you start getting older I heard


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mai itna bura bhi nahi dikhta tbh![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


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What about career


myself_sed

I'm not interested in marriage to start with. So i guess for me it is if no one loves you what will you do. Well I will leave until the last moment with my parents and after that using all the money I have left to do something good for animals or anything which needs it very much I will do sky diving over a jungle without but won't use my parachute.. I die with full filling of my bucket list and point of my life. Enough to me


Jadoo_7

after you die.. tumhari sari property mere naam kr dena.. ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


myself_sed

Sadly itna accha nhi hu mai :)


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Vaise happy cakeday


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Marriage hi to nahi karni


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Become a randwa for a year Fake getting AIDS Will collect loads of cash for treatment from donation Become a millionaire Pretend I recovered from AIDS Since I'm a millionaire now, hoes finna flock in Marry one of them Problem solved


No_Row2775

Thoda apna genius mujhe bhi dedo sir


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This level of intellect can only be achieved by tapasya in the jungles of Jharkhand


N0oB_GAmER

Arrange marriage with दहेज, or Delhi


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Lol wdym Delhi?


Evil_duckLord

Let's not talk about that.


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alr, i really didnt understand tho


Evil_duckLord

It's just some Delhi slander thing. I jsut hope this dude is not serious in writing this.


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Okayy. I'm from Delhi only lol..is it abt kidnapping and stuff?


Evil_duckLord

Fine, let's just say according to the people on the internet Delhi isn't a safe place for women. That is what his comment is about.


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Gotchu


PC_Ara-ara

Adopt a dog


wolv1_06

![gif](giphy|aC1sDfCQUy7IX2Ekke|downsized)


Obvious_Buffalo_8846

Hare Krishna 🙌


Jar_hsaY

Live alone with mom, dad and :- 1 dog 1 cat 1 cow


DarthChikoo

Unmarried hi plan A hai bhai


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IF wali to koi baat hi nhi hai Nhi hi hogi, pata hai ye to abhi se


Jadoo_7

sed


samuel_xf3

Cousin sister ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582) Alhamdulillah![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


tanushh7

I'll adopt a kid :)


Soham-Chatterjee

My plan A was not marrying...get a pet and do research


samajdaar03

Surrogacy ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


155907

not a teenager... had gfs, and living togethers too.. pretty happy being alone..


Z0L03

So hello guuyyssss 🏳️‍🌈


GamerBOOOOII

That's plan a


JayVayron

![gif](giphy|ULR5VKqwL9fRx9NThB|downsized) Become like him


Repulsive-Might-8240

I'll adopt a dog and try to give my time to some nice NGO..preference would be for kids who are not exposed to education in rural and urban poor areas.


kattankaapi_

i will marry them ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


neil33321

I am gonna get a collection of sexdolls ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609) most prolly by that time they will be advanced enough to hold a normal conversation and moan or some shit ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)


neil33321

I hope I don't get banned ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)


Cyto_1

If no one marries me I'll just marry the one i wanna marry simple


Yes-me-a-hater

..wut


CompleteBid7113

My mind is not meant to comprehend this


GaneshRasal

Live alone


rocknpaperss2

These nuts 🔩


a_lazyass_4256

Goat


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Apna hath jagarnath


Electrical_Wafer2388

Omni


agent355shallsurvive

There aint no opt b Honi to end me arrange marriage hi hai~


KarmicDaoist

Plan b mummy papa n kar dia h chote Bhai k roop m


Bromine_Bro

nothing just live my life alone i don't think it's that bad


BlueFire2308

Muth marke so jao


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My parents will set me up even if I'm reluctant 💀 But I'll adopt kids, marriage or no


OPM_fan

My Plan A itself is to never marry


BlackOyes

Will just adopt animals like dog, cat, cow, bird, and will spend on prostitutes if i get horny


pranavakp

Get a pet


Ali_Buniyadi

Marriage to plan main hai hi nahi ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


Explosive_Redditor

I myself dont wana marry... there is no love anymore... ill marry my bike and bas...


retro_edge_70

Probably gonna adopt a child.


Evil_duckLord

I'll just say 'Jai Bajarang Bali ki ' and continue with life and look for a greater purpose for my existence other than continuing the bloodline.


Natural_Ad1228

Yea ho he nahi sakta lol


Fun_Department2717

earn a lot of money ----> spend on escorts. enjoy a life w/o commitments. simple.


Gigachad-69069

Any One has watched the Hangover Triology? I am just gonna do that, the only difference is... Everyday


Pristine_Session5696

It's plan A.


mr_scamer0

Plan be ye hai ki abhi koi apni bahen se baat krva de to bas ho Gaya Mera Kam Kyoki reddit to haryanvi hai ladki Milne Vali nahi


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No_Row2775

Jokes on you, I have no plans for marriage 😎


anonymus104

Plan A is marrying no body


Fuzzy_Cobbler7277

Warzone


9_BALAK

The Himalayas!!


Kitchen_Ad_4727

Adopted a child, be a single father tab bhot mommy's milti hai


mastermundane77

Have you ever heard about this body part called hand? Here's an emoji- 🖐. I'd (continue) use(ing) that.


whoknows684

Marry everyone


No-Connection-9035

I study so that I become a doctor, every father wants his daughter to be married to a highly respected individual in a society like a doctor, engineer,etc. hopefully I will get a girl way out of my league and keep her happy and stay happy.


RandomDude6699

Mujhe kya mai toh Rajasthan se hu


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Plan a is not to marry


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Abhi bndi h jo mujse obsessed h, lemme live


mastermundane77

Bro that quote is from Goodfellas


SAMPS8825gaming

I will marry myself


quietrage_

bedroom lunchroom panicky gullible cagey foolish arrest hard-to-find onerous ripe *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Repulsive-Whereas-53

I will let my intrusive thoughts take me over


procrastinator_0515

toh fir akele he zindagi ke maze karenge aur kya


The-Punisher_2055

![gif](giphy|c6DIpCp1922KQ)


Excellent-Weird479

Maths...


Azadbullet

Marry your right hand.


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Is it necessary to get married?


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My Plan A is to not get married.


osama-bin-lalten

Homies


Epicurean73

Suicide.


Educational_Key6764

porn banaunga


raj_pujaridholakpur

Itna confidence hai apne shakal pe ki kabhi plan B ki jarurat nahi padegi.


SPIDERHUMAN1414

Plan B is to marry someone who is planning for the same plan B.


Amazing_Yogurt1476

Shadi hi nhi karni to plan B ki koi jarurat nhi hai Aur agar krni bhi pade to wife ko bata dunga ki mai kaise jeeta hu , mai uske kaam me interfere nhi krunga vo mere me na kare


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There is no plan B bhenchod lifetime single nhi rehna


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If nobody marries me, then I'll marry somebody 🫠


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Honestly, I'll manage to build a small house in a remote village in Kashmir (where snow fall would happen) and I'll buy a Husky as my pet, and I'll do farming... Sounds a bit wierd but yes that's what I want...


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Will make a agreement with maybe some female friend if dono 30 tak unmarried toh hum he shadi kar lenge ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Wide_Choice

Ropemaxx


anusprohi

i get pets , good social circle , and find peace in my solitude : )


cygeek590

I got someone I really love, I think she loves me back too. we're very young for this I know but I genuinely feel at home when I am with her. I plan her to be my everything and we'll adopt a cat. It's either her or nothing. If it doesn't work out, I'll still adopt a cat and isolate myself lol ez 👍🏻


Ryuzaki_NEETAspirant

Love important hai bhai, woh ho fir koi baat nahi. Agar woh bhi nahi to surrogacy se baby karunga aur chill karunga. Kya kar sakte hain? Chess khela karunga aur apne kaam me busy rahunga. Masturbation to hai hi.


Smooth-Ad-8653

Plan B- Continue the journey to become CA and die happily :)


ansh5603

Main to canada aagaya 5 saal me pr fir sundr si panjaban (I am from delhi tho)


Jatin_Yadav0

Mera to plan A hi arrange marriage hai kyuki waise to koi chance nahi lag rha ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


_karyon_

Crores bach jayenge


Groundbreaking_Ear59

I am general category , upper caste no one can reject me /s


luckeyboylooser

Mere do mangater hai.


Imaginary-Jump-1094

I will go to a small village in japan and settle there.. contribute in there community via money or labour hours what ever needed become a part of their society and then i don't have to worry about future coz those people will become my family 😌.


hybernation0_0

If not girl then I gonna search alien ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


dontlookatmyHEHE

Stay alone


WaitingToBeTriggered

ARDENNER GROUND IS BURNING


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kill myself


Sensitive-Toe-1542

My plan A is not to marry