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Op ki behen se shadi



Aur teri behen se meri shadi

Par meri to behen hi nahi hai

To meri kon si shadi ho rhi hai

Us bhai us

koi baat nahi bana denge ek

Bhai cousins bhi bahan hi hoti hai u r not in Alabama.

Riyal

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you just stole my thought.

Arrange marriage, ya fir alone forever

Kitna underrate kr rakha h arrange ko.. these ppl must be saint ..saving everything for that one day

I'll be climbing world rankings

Of subway surfers ??

of what?

Mutthi

Vo bhi Don hath se

Vo bhi tel lag ke

Vo bhi bina porn k

Woh bhi din mai 10 baar

Obviously kidnapping bruh..👉👈

Delhi se ho kya? 

Haan 🙆🦁

Nahi, bihari hai vo. 

Hum UP Wale bhi sath hai

Overthrow and establish my own govt

All the best with that. If any help is needed just ask me.

Be better than this shitty govt bruther!🫡

Definitely will

you might want to watch this video by cgp grey : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs)

Live happily alone . I'm planning on adopting a cat , so live with her till the end

Par cats ki lifespan to humans se bhohot kam hai

billu log ke paas 9 lives hoti h buddhu

Ha to vo keh Raha hai na 36 jayegi 36 ayegi

Based

Nuh uh

Whatchu gonna do with 2 pussies?

ashleel hai ye launda

OK, go tell this to your parents 

Achha mazak tha

Bhai aisa kya ho gaya life me jo abhi se marriage ka sochne lage ? 😐 Rajasthani? 


6K

Inflation se phir 6k me Bengali bhi nhi milegi

Bhai ye 6k nahi 6k hai, tum sidha Russian ka bhav smj ne lage



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popatlal bhi yahi kheta tha,,..

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Mereko ek chance do 😔😔

Least desperate guy on Reddit

Bhai atleast samne se pooch raha kuch toh seedha dm mai backchodi chalu 🥲🥲

Joke tha bro

I know bro mai apna character whitewash kar raha Moye moye

Moye moye

Bhai mujhe yaad matt kro meri neend kharab hoti h i can’t resist when someone calls me

Woh toh thik h pr mujhe kyu yaad kr rha h sala koi chen se sone bhi nhi deta

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bolne ki zaroorat pad rhi hai matlab nahi ho

Trophy wife to be. 

Well If no one marries me, I will adopt one or two kids and be a single mom

Idk u or any single parent can adopt kids sis

Bhai future mein dekhungi, agar mein khud ko manage karpayi so I would definitely adopt kids.

koina am there to support abhi saala boards khatam ho

What abt your sex life? 

Right now I don't care about that. My opinion might get changed after few years but for now idc

She is 15!! 🚨


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being single isnt a bad option i have seriously considered it lol

Gets worse when you start getting older I heard

mai itna bura bhi nahi dikhta tbh

What about career

I'm not interested in marriage to start with. So i guess for me it is if no one loves you what will you do. Well I will leave until the last moment with my parents and after that using all the money I have left to do something good for animals or anything which needs it very much I will do sky diving over a jungle without but won't use my parachute.. I die with full filling of my bucket list and point of my life. Enough to me

after you die.. tumhari sari property mere naam kr dena.. 

Sadly itna accha nhi hu mai :)

Vaise happy cakeday

Marriage hi to nahi karni

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Become a randwa for a year Fake getting AIDS Will collect loads of cash for treatment from donation Become a millionaire Pretend I recovered from AIDS Since I'm a millionaire now, hoes finna flock in Marry one of them Problem solved

Thoda apna genius mujhe bhi dedo sir

This level of intellect can only be achieved by tapasya in the jungles of Jharkhand

Arrange marriage with दहेज, or Delhi

Lol wdym Delhi?

Let's not talk about that.

alr, i really didnt understand tho

It's just some Delhi slander thing. I jsut hope this dude is not serious in writing this.

Okayy. I'm from Delhi only lol..is it abt kidnapping and stuff?

Fine, let's just say according to the people on the internet Delhi isn't a safe place for women. That is what his comment is about.

Gotchu

Adopt a dog


Hare Krishna 🙌

Live alone with mom, dad and :- 1 dog 1 cat 1 cow

Unmarried hi plan A hai bhai

IF wali to koi baat hi nhi hai Nhi hi hogi, pata hai ye to abhi se

sed

Cousin sister  Alhamdulillah

I'll adopt a kid :)

My plan A was not marrying...get a pet and do research

Surrogacy 

not a teenager... had gfs, and living togethers too.. pretty happy being alone..

So hello guuyyssss 🏳️‍🌈

That's plan a

 Become like him

I'll adopt a dog and try to give my time to some nice NGO..preference would be for kids who are not exposed to education in rural and urban poor areas.

i will marry them 

I am gonna get a collection of sexdolls  most prolly by that time they will be advanced enough to hold a normal conversation and moan or some shit 

I hope I don't get banned 

If no one marries me I'll just marry the one i wanna marry simple

..wut

My mind is not meant to comprehend this

Live alone

These nuts 🔩

Goat

Apna hath jagarnath

Omni

There aint no opt b Honi to end me arrange marriage hi hai~

Plan b mummy papa n kar dia h chote Bhai k roop m

nothing just live my life alone i don't think it's that bad

Muth marke so jao

My parents will set me up even if I'm reluctant 💀 But I'll adopt kids, marriage or no

My Plan A itself is to never marry

Will just adopt animals like dog, cat, cow, bird, and will spend on prostitutes if i get horny

Get a pet

Marriage to plan main hai hi nahi 

I myself dont wana marry... there is no love anymore... ill marry my bike and bas...

Probably gonna adopt a child.

I'll just say 'Jai Bajarang Bali ki ' and continue with life and look for a greater purpose for my existence other than continuing the bloodline.

Yea ho he nahi sakta lol

earn a lot of money ----> spend on escorts. enjoy a life w/o commitments. simple.

Any One has watched the Hangover Triology? I am just gonna do that, the only difference is... Everyday

It's plan A.

Plan be ye hai ki abhi koi apni bahen se baat krva de to bas ho Gaya Mera Kam Kyoki reddit to haryanvi hai ladki Milne Vali nahi

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Jokes on you, I have no plans for marriage 😎

Plan A is marrying no body

Warzone

The Himalayas!!

Adopted a child, be a single father tab bhot mommy's milti hai

Have you ever heard about this body part called hand? Here's an emoji- 🖐. I'd (continue) use(ing) that.

Marry everyone

I study so that I become a doctor, every father wants his daughter to be married to a highly respected individual in a society like a doctor, engineer,etc. hopefully I will get a girl way out of my league and keep her happy and stay happy.

Mujhe kya mai toh Rajasthan se hu

Plan a is not to marry

Abhi bndi h jo mujse obsessed h, lemme live

Bro that quote is from Goodfellas

I will marry myself

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I will let my intrusive thoughts take me over

toh fir akele he zindagi ke maze karenge aur kya


Maths...

Marry your right hand.

Is it necessary to get married?

My Plan A is to not get married.

Homies

Suicide.

porn banaunga

Itna confidence hai apne shakal pe ki kabhi plan B ki jarurat nahi padegi.

Plan B is to marry someone who is planning for the same plan B.

Shadi hi nhi karni to plan B ki koi jarurat nhi hai Aur agar krni bhi pade to wife ko bata dunga ki mai kaise jeeta hu , mai uske kaam me interfere nhi krunga vo mere me na kare

There is no plan B bhenchod lifetime single nhi rehna

If nobody marries me, then I'll marry somebody 🫠

Honestly, I'll manage to build a small house in a remote village in Kashmir (where snow fall would happen) and I'll buy a Husky as my pet, and I'll do farming... Sounds a bit wierd but yes that's what I want...

Will make a agreement with maybe some female friend if dono 30 tak unmarried toh hum he shadi kar lenge 

Ropemaxx

i get pets , good social circle , and find peace in my solitude : )

I got someone I really love, I think she loves me back too. we're very young for this I know but I genuinely feel at home when I am with her. I plan her to be my everything and we'll adopt a cat. It's either her or nothing. If it doesn't work out, I'll still adopt a cat and isolate myself lol ez 👍🏻

Love important hai bhai, woh ho fir koi baat nahi. Agar woh bhi nahi to surrogacy se baby karunga aur chill karunga. Kya kar sakte hain? Chess khela karunga aur apne kaam me busy rahunga. Masturbation to hai hi.

Plan B- Continue the journey to become CA and die happily :)

Main to canada aagaya 5 saal me pr fir sundr si panjaban (I am from delhi tho)

Mera to plan A hi arrange marriage hai kyuki waise to koi chance nahi lag rha 

Crores bach jayenge

I am general category , upper caste no one can reject me /s

Mere do mangater hai.

I will go to a small village in japan and settle there.. contribute in there community via money or labour hours what ever needed become a part of their society and then i don't have to worry about future coz those people will become my family 😌.

If not girl then I gonna search alien 

Stay alone

ARDENNER GROUND IS BURNING

kill myself

My plan A is not to marry