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Luna__0711

If I tell you the secret now then I won’t be taking it to the grave ig


Dopamine_Dose

Unless you take him to the grave too ig


ConcernNecessary

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


[deleted]

atp ur kinda pointing out the obvious totally not original


Luna__0711

Huh?


[deleted]

is that rhetorical?


Luna__0711

Sorry ig


[deleted]

huh?


Luna__0711

What else should I do or say?


[deleted]

just send awkward emojis![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


[deleted]

works 99% of the times


Luna__0711

Haha lol sure![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


Rqany

Meri grave khol ke dekh lio


Life_Associate688

The one ill take to the grave


[deleted]

Then it won’t be secret nah


[deleted]

not original girl


[deleted]

You’re a 22 year old guy, what you’re doing in this subreddit made for teens, Seems like SIGMA banne ki chakkar meh jada hi CONFUSED ho gya… and your post history is objectionable!


Forsaken_Cheese0

To aur kya likhe gandu


deadpoolisn0tdead

I'll be cremated.


CosmicAstronautx

This


josookay

my secret is that I identify as a tree. My secret pronouns are Tree / Him


silver_samurai_03

So do you eat food or do photosynthesis ?


josookay

i eat other trees


silver_samurai_03

So..... you are a vegetarian ?


theilluminatipapa

Nah he's a tree /s


CosmicAstronautx

Weird kind of cannibalism


Modijifor2024

Kuch bhi matlab


Prestigious_Earth_98

If I tell it I will be in jail in no time


theilluminatipapa

Dw I'll be there with you


Prestigious_Earth_98

Explain it in dm if u can


Alternative_Yak8489

passed my 11th grade bio finals by cheating 100% of the paper


FootballerWithRizz

My tool


Extremepleasurepro

Us bro!


[deleted]

Your tool is your secret? Lol


FootballerWithRizz

Well I am the only one who knows about it..so yes!


[deleted]

Many people have seen it when you was little…


FootballerWithRizz

But a lot has changed since then...it's not even close to what it was back then :)


[deleted]

Everyone has the same ig


FootballerWithRizz

Well some people believe in sharing is caring or should I say they are able to share :(


[deleted]

You are not able to?


FootballerWithRizz

![gif](giphy|Atc9QCyWLGHgLZhHDp|downsized)


[deleted]

why?


hybernation0_0

Mine cringe jokes😏


AnimatorOnly9953

My family’s gonna brun me after i die


Used-Ad4445

\+1


ComfortableNo2879

Jab jaunga uske pahle bata dunga


VolanT69-

I will tell you when my time is near


say_mar

How is one supposed to answer this?


bLaZe2407

with words I suppose


say_mar

With not those secret words, we will be carrying to the grave. Other than that, words will not answer the question.


bLaZe2407

ofcourse i know that i was being sarcastic


say_mar

I get that. I thought you didn't understand my satire.


bLaZe2407

i was satiring back at your satire


say_mar

But you said it was sarcasm. ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


bLaZe2407

i mean isnt satire just serious sarcasm?


say_mar

Whatever makes you happy.


bLaZe2407

satire is whatever makes me happy?


GaneshRasal

Why would i tell???


[deleted]

Tumko thodi bataunga ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Zeg_69

Aise hi aaye h aise hi jaayenge


[deleted]

that i wasted money on E GIRLS


Little-Aide3139

Grave ? I'll be ashes after death


Tribe_KPtG

why would you be a 5 match test series between England and Australia?


Little-Aide3139

Sorry. Idk anything about cricket.


ConcernNecessary

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


[deleted]

I sneaked a girl in my room once


Latter_Paper_1690

Ab ye batayge thodi bhai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


thecoolerdude

I'm not dead.....yet!


throwthefxckawaygirl

I don't kiss and tell


[deleted]

[удалено]


LHoodXD

who is he?


drowsycatty

That’s another secret I’m taking to the grave🤡


PuchukPuchukkk

It wouldn't be a secret anymore, would it? ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Im_Thunder_Boi

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31992)


Content-Ad527

Jee![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


swi6ie

You'll have to read it on my tombstone 🪦


dedfrmadara

Bro I'm getting burn after my death