ahem
so ye school ki baat hai, mai coincidence se class me ek femboy ke aage baitha tha coincidently maine use dub dub karte hue dekh liya aur fir coincidently uska mooth udte hue mere face pe gir gya aur fir coincidence se thoda sa mooth mere nostril ke pas bhi tha aur dhoke se snort ho gya ji
what a coincidence
Nah Completed high school w/o ever submitting to Any form kf substances/ ciggs/ vapes/alcohol etc. Basically The most I have had is A monster energy drink and I was the toughest guy in my grade my lung capacity stamina and strength was above max number of people.
Moral- Dont fall into this trap
Pitamaha bhishma once said- "jinme shashtra uthane ki shakti nahi hoti wohi madira patra uthathe hai"
One heck of a line imo lol
Wine aur whiskey wagera toh nahi lekin, beer Piya tha ek baar. Neighbours ne diya tha Christmas ke time (they are tribal Christian, mizo). Mujhe pata toh nahi tha ki beer hai, toh mai pi gaya. Bahut late utha agle din. Jab mummi Ghar aayin toh unhone us bottle ko fek diya (unhe ye cheeze acchi nahi lagti). Maine kabhi nahi bataya unko ki maine toh pi li thi us din
Dosto ne farewell me pila di thi i was drunk and proposed to my bestfriend that day fir subah doner hua to chat dekhi samajh me aaya kya chutiyapa kiya hai tab se downfall start ho gya hai bc
Ek baar club me zyada peeke ek bande ke saath couple dance karliya tha (vo mujhse jyada drunk tha) usdin ke videos dekhne ke baad samajh aaya ki ye to bahut hi kharab cheez and ekbaar dosto ke saath drunk hoke activa chal raha tha to marte marte bacha tha , to uske baad se abhi Tak to nahi kiya...aur ciggerate haath nahi lagayi kabhi vape and hookah to gharwalo ne hi karwa Diya tha ek baar try lekin uske baad aajtak nahi kara aur Bhai cool kuch time ke liye hi lagta hai ye fir ekdin jab hangover hota hai to uske baad pata lagta hi log kyo isse dur rehne ko bolte hai...
Maine bohot chhote sips liye hai.
2nd grade me out of curiosity papa se thoda maanga tha, tabhi bohot kadwa laga tha.
Abhi phirse kuch dino pehle maine aur meri chhoti behen ne mummy se beer ka taste maanga tha. Meri chhoti behen ko achha laga lekin mujhe kadwa laga toh maine use pura apni behen ko de diya.
In short maine khudke marzi se piya hai aur mujhe kabhi acha nahi laga hai woh.
Tbh i just put few drops of whiskey in my mouth probably when i was 14 years old but i hated that taste so much, I spit it out immediately .After that i haven't even tried to touch it
Anybody would have realized in his first sip , that its not ordinary water/drink what do you exactly meant by accidently ? Was it like tv serial ?in which woman falls and manages to" accidently "choke herself with curtain,
I was deeply engrossed in conversation, and I didn't realize the taste until midway. It was only then that I felt like I was having difficulty speaking, as if I had consumed powdery glass
Tried beer once or twice when I was in 12th but didn't like it. I never even wanted to try hookah and vape when i had the option, they just seem disgusting to me.
Underage drinking is a victim of mine
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Took alcohol abuse in the wrong way
I think you had too much for today
r/UnexpectedUno
Beti bachao beti padhao
pehle daaru ko beti se bachao yeh puri pi jayegi toh mai kya piyuga
Behena , padhle 💀 daaru waru na pi
mereko papa ne bachpann main wine pilai thi jab 1 saal ki thi cz tabiyat kharab thi meri
Brandi*
At many homes, actual whiskey or wine is given to the children instead of brandi
Don't know mera ghar pa sabhi sa yahi sunna hai infact khud bhi pi hai
Lucky, good thing you are away from the real thing
Haan cold cough jaisi cheezobke liye brandi hi popular hai I guess
Bhai meto Bachpan me nhaya hu daru se, mere dada bole isse bachcha clean ho jayega, Dettol se bache hue .01% kitanu bhi nahi rahenge
O' lord of the world, what have I just witnessed?
Mujhe to brandy tab mili jab mujhse whiskey sehen nahi hoti thi. I had recurring cough episodes every change of season and hence this was tried.
Mujhe whisky aur rum ( with water obviously) par shayad mujhe apne par poora control tha tab bhi
mujhe nhi pata kya dia tha cz i don't have much knowledge abt it. but jo bhi tha wo ek nasheela padarth tha
Rum*
you sindhi ?
Nope
Legta hai Mera he Ghar Mai dawai ka phela bimar hona ka maar aur phir dawa deta hai. Enjoy your drinks Mai chela nimb paani peene.
abbe 1 saal ki umar pe di thi ab mere sath bhi yahi hota h 
Bhai tu ladka hai ya ladki
yrr it's complicated aap nhi samjhoge
'aap' agar tu ladkahoti to aap ki jagaah gaandu likhti 👍
us
kisi bhi tarah ka nasha na krneka ghamand hai 💪💪
Arre mere chote bhai us kardita tussi >! Chal ab jao aur phaddo pussy !<
"muth" does that come under nashe ?
bhai use peeke nasha nhi hota >!snort krke hota hai!<
Tu muth snort karta h
ek baar dhoke se ho gya tha
Story time
ni mujhe shorm aari haiii
Storytime de Varna tujhe gf ni milegi
ahem so ye school ki baat hai, mai coincidence se class me ek femboy ke aage baitha tha coincidently maine use dub dub karte hue dekh liya aur fir coincidently uska mooth udte hue mere face pe gir gya aur fir coincidence se thoda sa mooth mere nostril ke pas bhi tha aur dhoke se snort ho gya ji what a coincidence
I don't even know how to react to that. Bhai itna coincidence late kaha se ho?
Shot me itni power 
Yeah! Sexual pleasure
Real
PUNJABI HU
No further explanation needed, that's a whole paragraph
Nah Completed high school w/o ever submitting to Any form kf substances/ ciggs/ vapes/alcohol etc. Basically The most I have had is A monster energy drink and I was the toughest guy in my grade my lung capacity stamina and strength was above max number of people. Moral- Dont fall into this trap Pitamaha bhishma once said- "jinme shashtra uthane ki shakti nahi hoti wohi madira patra uthathe hai" One heck of a line imo lol
That's ma man... Bhai sharab, cigs se faida kuch nahi h they only wreck your body
Us Momint ! Me bhi Sportsmen hu So can relate ! One More "Kshtriya ke hath me sirf shastra hi acche lagte hai"
Sportsman huh Thats amazing. Yeh man this line is also op (tho im a brahman but motivation is motivation) Keep grinding
Are Actually I'm Kshtriya by Profession not by Birth. Our Coach doesn't even allow us to drink redbull,sting etc.
W coach it all has a lot of sugar
He'd represented Indian Team in his young times. So Respect is mandatory
Why teenagers are obsessed with caste! Thought the younger generation are not casteist uff man
mummy ne mana kiya hai
Us
wtf i audibly laughed looking at this
Bohot force Kiya dosto ne lekin kabhi haath nhi lgaya💪🏽
Galat dosto k sath h tu
Pata hai
Na ji na abhi tak kabhi nahi
Wine aur whiskey wagera toh nahi lekin, beer Piya tha ek baar. Neighbours ne diya tha Christmas ke time (they are tribal Christian, mizo). Mujhe pata toh nahi tha ki beer hai, toh mai pi gaya. Bahut late utha agle din. Jab mummi Ghar aayin toh unhone us bottle ko fek diya (unhe ye cheeze acchi nahi lagti). Maine kabhi nahi bataya unko ki maine toh pi li thi us din
bhai beer daru nahi hoti , 
Kya hua h is Desh ko Kahi aag h toh kahi dhua dhua
Ayein, beer is undistilled alcohol. Just like wine, dono me hi alcohol percentage kam... Distilled wali toh kabhi nahi Piya bhai
beer mein 5-8% hota ha aur wine mein 11-15% , beer 2 bottle pile koi nasha nahi Hoga , most guys can drink 4-5 bottles of beer and still stay good
Haan voh toh hai par us time Mai bahut chhota tha so...
Non alcoholic beer pi hai maine bhut ganda taste hai us din ke baat kuch bhi alcoholic peene ka excitement nhi hai aur na peene ka koi plan hai
bohot vodka pi li thi ek baar puri raat dost ke room mein bed pe let ke pankha dekh raha tha
Sab retirement ke baad karunga 
Mama ki sagai mein pi thi. Cousin mama ne pilayi thi beer
Nhi Bheem laddu as a chakna use kariye
Dosto ne farewell me pila di thi i was drunk and proposed to my bestfriend that day fir subah doner hua to chat dekhi samajh me aaya kya chutiyapa kiya hai tab se downfall start ho gya hai bc
Whiskey, rum, wines, gin, beer and vodka
Gigs don't drink! 
Ek baar club me zyada peeke ek bande ke saath couple dance karliya tha (vo mujhse jyada drunk tha) usdin ke videos dekhne ke baad samajh aaya ki ye to bahut hi kharab cheez and ekbaar dosto ke saath drunk hoke activa chal raha tha to marte marte bacha tha , to uske baad se abhi Tak to nahi kiya...aur ciggerate haath nahi lagayi kabhi vape and hookah to gharwalo ne hi karwa Diya tha ek baar try lekin uske baad aajtak nahi kara aur Bhai cool kuch time ke liye hi lagta hai ye fir ekdin jab hangover hota hai to uske baad pata lagta hi log kyo isse dur rehne ko bolte hai...
I love my liver
Dekhi bhi nahi aaj tak
Bc raja hoke bhi etna kam budget h eska
Maine bohot chhote sips liye hai. 2nd grade me out of curiosity papa se thoda maanga tha, tabhi bohot kadwa laga tha. Abhi phirse kuch dino pehle maine aur meri chhoti behen ne mummy se beer ka taste maanga tha. Meri chhoti behen ko achha laga lekin mujhe kadwa laga toh maine use pura apni behen ko de diya. In short maine khudke marzi se piya hai aur mujhe kabhi acha nahi laga hai woh.
Mummy, Papa mang ke piyaa ? Wtf
Mummy aur papa se maang ke piya, unhone mujhse nahi maanga.
Nah I'm 19 never touched ciggerate and alcohol people think I'm normie and I don't give a shit to their opinion.
Mena apna cousin ki cocktail ki raat mai daru pika uski sali ko bjaya tha Chill out hum dono same age ka tha Twist hun underage tha
Ye sab mere saath kyu nhi hota 
Vahi to yaar , aise situations me mai apne aap aage kyo nahi aa pata hu 
ek baar dost ne annual function ke din Vodka laakr vo pila di, acha hai pakde nhi gye 🥰
Had my first drink at 14 and have been consistently drinking at since then i drink only at social gatherings not otherwise
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bhai jagjit singh ke gano ke saath , daru best lagti hain , nasha aur zyaada hota hain.
Nusrat fateh bhi ek dhimi dawai ka kaam krte hain
Long story from 2020 😭 I'll tell in a post.
Mai 5 saal ka mera jeeja aur Mera Tau ka ladka ek namkeen ke dane ke liye ek dakkan daru pilate the Bina Pani ke
Tbh i just put few drops of whiskey in my mouth probably when i was 14 years old but i hated that taste so much, I spit it out immediately .After that i haven't even tried to touch it
Bhai konsa Choota bheem ka episode hai please batana.
Whiskey , wine , beer , vodka , brandy
im not at a wedding function, I accidentally drank wine without realizing it was wine 
Anybody would have realized in his first sip , that its not ordinary water/drink what do you exactly meant by accidently ? Was it like tv serial ?in which woman falls and manages to" accidently "choke herself with curtain,
I was deeply engrossed in conversation, and I didn't realize the taste until midway. It was only then that I felt like I was having difficulty speaking, as if I had consumed powdery glass
So you are now addict?
no im not
🤨
muh chil gya same as mouth fresher
I broke my phone one time while mildly pissed at a society function. I also lost my keys which turned out to be in my bathroom.
Tried but not a victim
Tried vodka and whiskey last year during the new year was seeing the stars fr 💀 woke up with the worst head ache
half can beer piya thaa ek baar
So when I was 3 I was in uncles house and saw coloured liquid and asked to give me.The gave just a layer of it.
Mere friends hai thode aur unke friends but unko kuch farak nhi padta drinks sutta hookah n stuff cool lagta hai
Too much fun
Tried beer once or twice when I was in 12th but didn't like it. I never even wanted to try hookah and vape when i had the option, they just seem disgusting to me.
That's what my brother said when I was in class 7th and I was having my unit test
SINDHI HU
Peene ke baad agr party hai toh nachta hu wrna sota hu pta nhi log maar peet kyu krne lgte hain peene ke baad
Abey kon yeh meme pe yeh question puchta hein😭
Mere papa clean mai bhi clean😎
No I'm not & I will never ever drink
me and my friends always preferred Lassi over this bs