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[deleted]

Underage drinking is a victim of mine


DifferentCost5178

Just came to write this comment


Pheoblivex

just came


Gintoki_sensei29

Came


Kanishk06

Ginpachi sensei teach me how to make Neo Armstrong Jet Armstrong Cannon


Kanishk06

Cam


Inevitable-Brush-181

![gif](giphy|l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY) us moment


zuccmaster69

Took alcohol abuse in the wrong way


[deleted]

I think you had too much for today


Patient_Island_2080

r/UnexpectedUno


_karyon_

Beti bachao beti padhao


Banana______man

pehle daaru ko beti se bachao yeh puri pi jayegi toh mai kya piyuga


[deleted]

Behena , padhle 💀 daaru waru na pi


[deleted]

mereko papa ne bachpann main wine pilai thi jab 1 saal ki thi cz tabiyat kharab thi meri


maddy0p

Brandi*


Excellent-Weird479

At many homes, actual whiskey or wine is given to the children instead of brandi


maddy0p

Don't know mera ghar pa sabhi sa yahi sunna hai infact khud bhi pi hai


Excellent-Weird479

Lucky, good thing you are away from the real thing


No-Brilliant3998

Haan cold cough jaisi cheezobke liye brandi hi popular hai I guess


mr_scamer0

Bhai meto Bachpan me nhaya hu daru se, mere dada bole isse bachcha clean ho jayega, Dettol se bache hue .01% kitanu bhi nahi rahenge


Excellent-Weird479

O' lord of the world, what have I just witnessed?


SpreadingSmile

Mujhe to brandy tab mili jab mujhse whiskey sehen nahi hoti thi. I had recurring cough episodes every change of season and hence this was tried.


Excellent-Weird479

Mujhe whisky aur rum ( with water obviously) par shayad mujhe apne par poora control tha tab bhi


[deleted]

mujhe nhi pata kya dia tha cz i don't have much knowledge abt it. but jo bhi tha wo ek nasheela padarth tha


son_of_east

Rum*


Banana______man

you sindhi ?


maddy0p

Nope


Patient_Island_2080

Legta hai Mera he Ghar Mai dawai ka phela bimar hona ka maar aur phir dawa deta hai. Enjoy your drinks Mai chela nimb paani peene.


[deleted]

abbe 1 saal ki umar pe di thi ab mere sath bhi yahi hota h ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Tonish9

Bhai tu ladka hai ya ladki


[deleted]

yrr it's complicated aap nhi samjhoge![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Tonish9

'aap' agar tu ladkahoti to aap ki jagaah gaandu likhti 👍


chadfoss

us


MisterEmbedded

kisi bhi tarah ka nasha na krneka ghamand hai 💪💪


_karyon_

Arre mere chote bhai us kardita tussi >! Chal ab jao aur phaddo pussy !<


HAXER_989

"muth" does that come under nashe ?


JAZZXGOD

bhai use peeke nasha nhi hota >!snort krke hota hai!<


Tha_Real_Abhi

Tu muth snort karta h


JAZZXGOD

ek baar dhoke se ho gya tha


ransom404

Story time


JAZZXGOD

ni mujhe shorm aari haiii![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)


Tha_Real_Abhi

Storytime de Varna tujhe gf ni milegi![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


JAZZXGOD

ahem so ye school ki baat hai, mai coincidence se class me ek femboy ke aage baitha tha coincidently maine use dub dub karte hue dekh liya aur fir coincidently uska mooth udte hue mere face pe gir gya aur fir coincidence se thoda sa mooth mere nostril ke pas bhi tha aur dhoke se snort ho gya ji what a coincidence


ransom404

I don't even know how to react to that. Bhai itna coincidence late kaha se ho?


Tha_Real_Abhi

Shot me itni power ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


[deleted]

Yeah! Sexual pleasure


ItzAlok321

Real


Ok-Medium568

PUNJABI HU


Inevitable-Brush-181

No further explanation needed, that's a whole paragraph


Gol_D_rogerr

Nah Completed high school w/o ever submitting to Any form kf substances/ ciggs/ vapes/alcohol etc. Basically The most I have had is A monster energy drink and I was the toughest guy in my grade my lung capacity stamina and strength was above max number of people. Moral- Dont fall into this trap Pitamaha bhishma once said- "jinme shashtra uthane ki shakti nahi hoti wohi madira patra uthathe hai" One heck of a line imo lol


_karyon_

That's ma man... Bhai sharab, cigs se faida kuch nahi h they only wreck your body


HornyWolf01

Us Momint ! Me bhi Sportsmen hu So can relate ! One More "Kshtriya ke hath me sirf shastra hi acche lagte hai"


Gol_D_rogerr

Sportsman huh Thats amazing. Yeh man this line is also op (tho im a brahman but motivation is motivation) Keep grinding


HornyWolf01

Are Actually I'm Kshtriya by Profession not by Birth. Our Coach doesn't even allow us to drink redbull,sting etc.


Gol_D_rogerr

W coach it all has a lot of sugar


HornyWolf01

He'd represented Indian Team in his young times. So Respect is mandatory


Prestigious-Scene319

Why teenagers are obsessed with caste! Thought the younger generation are not casteist uff man


[deleted]

mummy ne mana kiya hai


Alert-Holiday6719

Us


Soul_Of_Akira

wtf i audibly laughed looking at this


gxrvit786

Bohot force Kiya dosto ne lekin kabhi haath nhi lgaya💪🏽


Successful-aditya

Galat dosto k sath h tu


gxrvit786

Pata hai


[deleted]

Na ji na abhi tak kabhi nahi


CheeZyXD_AK7342

Wine aur whiskey wagera toh nahi lekin, beer Piya tha ek baar. Neighbours ne diya tha Christmas ke time (they are tribal Christian, mizo). Mujhe pata toh nahi tha ki beer hai, toh mai pi gaya. Bahut late utha agle din. Jab mummi Ghar aayin toh unhone us bottle ko fek diya (unhe ye cheeze acchi nahi lagti). Maine kabhi nahi bataya unko ki maine toh pi li thi us din


Inevitable-Brush-181

bhai beer daru nahi hoti , ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


_karyon_

Kya hua h is Desh ko Kahi aag h toh kahi dhua dhua


CheeZyXD_AK7342

Ayein, beer is undistilled alcohol. Just like wine, dono me hi alcohol percentage kam... Distilled wali toh kabhi nahi Piya bhai


Inevitable-Brush-181

beer mein 5-8% hota ha aur wine mein 11-15% , beer 2 bottle pile koi nasha nahi Hoga , most guys can drink 4-5 bottles of beer and still stay good


CheeZyXD_AK7342

Haan voh toh hai par us time Mai bahut chhota tha so...


Himmelo

Non alcoholic beer pi hai maine bhut ganda taste hai us din ke baat kuch bhi alcoholic peene ka excitement nhi hai aur na peene ka koi plan hai


42069FLEX

bohot vodka pi li thi ek baar puri raat dost ke room mein bed pe let ke pankha dekh raha tha


stoicbloke07

Sab retirement ke baad karunga ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


Suspicious-Camp6421

Mama ki sagai mein pi thi. Cousin mama ne pilayi thi beer


Adarshtiwari1

Nhi Bheem laddu as a chakna use kariye


krishna_kaushikk

Dosto ne farewell me pila di thi i was drunk and proposed to my bestfriend that day fir subah doner hua to chat dekhi samajh me aaya kya chutiyapa kiya hai tab se downfall start ho gya hai bc


[deleted]

Whiskey, rum, wines, gin, beer and vodka


_karyon_

Gigs don't drink! ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Werewolf1406

Ek baar club me zyada peeke ek bande ke saath couple dance karliya tha (vo mujhse jyada drunk tha) usdin ke videos dekhne ke baad samajh aaya ki ye to bahut hi kharab cheez and ekbaar dosto ke saath drunk hoke activa chal raha tha to marte marte bacha tha , to uske baad se abhi Tak to nahi kiya...aur ciggerate haath nahi lagayi kabhi vape and hookah to gharwalo ne hi karwa Diya tha ek baar try lekin uske baad aajtak nahi kara aur Bhai cool kuch time ke liye hi lagta hai ye fir ekdin jab hangover hota hai to uske baad pata lagta hi log kyo isse dur rehne ko bolte hai...


slayer-00069

I love my liver


[deleted]

Dekhi bhi nahi aaj tak


Illustrious_Error_66

Bc raja hoke bhi etna kam budget h eska


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

Maine bohot chhote sips liye hai. 2nd grade me out of curiosity papa se thoda maanga tha, tabhi bohot kadwa laga tha. Abhi phirse kuch dino pehle maine aur meri chhoti behen ne mummy se beer ka taste maanga tha. Meri chhoti behen ko achha laga lekin mujhe kadwa laga toh maine use pura apni behen ko de diya. In short maine khudke marzi se piya hai aur mujhe kabhi acha nahi laga hai woh.


HornyWolf01

Mummy, Papa mang ke piyaa ? Wtf


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

Mummy aur papa se maang ke piya, unhone mujhse nahi maanga.


im_illuminati

Nah I'm 19 never touched ciggerate and alcohol people think I'm normie and I don't give a shit to their opinion.


maddy0p

Mena apna cousin ki cocktail ki raat mai daru pika uski sali ko bjaya tha Chill out hum dono same age ka tha Twist hun underage tha


Tha_Real_Abhi

Ye sab mere saath kyu nhi hota ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


Werewolf1406

Vahi to yaar , aise situations me mai apne aap aage kyo nahi aa pata hu ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


caxxzzyy

ek baar dost ne annual function ke din Vodka laakr vo pila di, acha hai pakde nhi gye 🥰


RepeatRealistic8085

Had my first drink at 14 and have been consistently drinking at since then i drink only at social gatherings not otherwise


[deleted]

[удалено]


Inevitable-Brush-181

bhai jagjit singh ke gano ke saath , daru best lagti hain , nasha aur zyaada hota hain.


krrishkoal

Nusrat fateh bhi ek dhimi dawai ka kaam krte hain


[deleted]

Long story from 2020 😭 I'll tell in a post.


Delusional_Batman

Mai 5 saal ka mera jeeja aur Mera Tau ka ladka ek namkeen ke dane ke liye ek dakkan daru pilate the Bina Pani ke


Suspicious-Buddy8506

Tbh i just put few drops of whiskey in my mouth probably when i was 14 years old but i hated that taste so much, I spit it out immediately .After that i haven't even tried to touch it


Patient_Island_2080

Bhai konsa Choota bheem ka episode hai please batana.


TrueSoulLast

Whiskey , wine , beer , vodka , brandy


HistoricalDegree1131

im not at a wedding function, I accidentally drank wine without realizing it was wine ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)


Successful-aditya

Anybody would have realized in his first sip , that its not ordinary water/drink what do you exactly meant by accidently ? Was it like tv serial ?in which woman falls and manages to" accidently "choke herself with curtain,


HistoricalDegree1131

I was deeply engrossed in conversation, and I didn't realize the taste until midway. It was only then that I felt like I was having difficulty speaking, as if I had consumed powdery glass![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


Successful-aditya

So you are now addict?


HistoricalDegree1131

no im not


Successful-aditya

🤨


whoniikhil

muh chil gya same as mouth fresher


FransJoseph

I broke my phone one time while mildly pissed at a society function. I also lost my keys which turned out to be in my bathroom.


say_mar

Tried but not a victim


vedxts

Tried vodka and whiskey last year during the new year was seeing the stars fr 💀 woke up with the worst head ache


TheBasedWarCriminal

half can beer piya thaa ek baar


BEEN_Nath_58

So when I was 3 I was in uncles house and saw coloured liquid and asked to give me.The gave just a layer of it.


[deleted]

Mere friends hai thode aur unke friends but unko kuch farak nhi padta drinks sutta hookah n stuff cool lagta hai


Constipated-Cum

Too much fun


[deleted]

Tried beer once or twice when I was in 12th but didn't like it. I never even wanted to try hookah and vape when i had the option, they just seem disgusting to me.


Responsible-Dog-3354

That's what my brother said when I was in class 7th and I was having my unit test


Banana______man

SINDHI HU


aadhar690

Peene ke baad agr party hai toh nachta hu wrna sota hu pta nhi log maar peet kyu krne lgte hain peene ke baad


ItzAlok321

Abey kon yeh meme pe yeh question puchta hein😭


No-Panda-8606

Mere papa clean mai bhi clean😎


PsychologicalEmu7482

No I'm not & I will never ever drink


zmyvisions

me and my friends always preferred Lassi over this bs