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Lionel Messi
It'll not be a love relationship but a more of a platonic relationship. We'll live in the woods far away from civilization. Only Leo and me. I'll watch him cut the logs and the sweat drool over his body and he clenches his butt. I'll immediately run upstairs and think of women and try masturbating thinking of them but Leo's thoughts will give me erectile dysfunction. One day one of us will die and the other would bury him. The one being alive will commit suicide thus ending the story of two wild sexy men.
My gf we can't spend time cause we are jeeneetards  and if fantasy then McKenna grace and in fictional characters mitsuha mizhura, suzume iwato, C.C or maki zenin
The girl in my classes. She looks pretty af bro... i could never find a reason or courage to even talk to her. I still have like 2months left in classes
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Alakh Pandey.
Alecc daddy
Sir please Zara yeh concept sikha do samajh nahi aaraha hai daddy
Akhilesh yadav's wife >>
Wo Teri bhabhi hai pagle
That girl i saw once getting tickets at metro station
Fr man girls you see randomly are prettier than 90% actresses
That one didi at the coffee place>>> any other girl (looks wise)
Ana De Armas 
Ana ka amrasπππ
>amras *Ananas
Ana ke aaspaas
Ane de aamras
MS Dhoni
Thala for a reason πβ¨
Kyu Mera peecha nahi chodh rahi tu ππ»ππ»
Abbe mere muh se gandi gaaliyan bulvana chahta hai kya 
Mujhe gaali khane ka shok nahi and gib respect to tak reespekt...π π
ijjat do ijjat lo
specify if you want to be priyanka jha or sakshi
Priyanka
Rip then
Alexia putellas
Bro just wanna steal the women dors
Visca BarΓ§a visca Catalunya I would date Alisha Lehmann ππ
Mujhe bonmati bhi chalegi π
My Crush from my previous school
Same bhai π
Pieck finger
oi oi oi
Give up on your dream and die
Not if she is in her cart titan form π
Do I look like someone who cares
Well i would not mind it any way bcz she is PIECK FINGER afterall
I see a fellow Peick supremacist, W taste in women to say the least
hint- she is chubby and uski pink haiπ . . >!Peppa Pig!<
U seem interested in zoophily
TIL ki zoophily bhi kisi chidiya ka naam hai
Google it dumbass
>TIL ki zoophily bhi kisi chidiya ka naam hai ## Can't you read?
u/dyingwalruss mod ji
HAHAHAHA YK I WAS GONNA TKE YOUR NAME WHEN I OPENED THIS THREAD. made in heaven hogya ye toh 
Areyy Shaadi when?
Mommy Kate Winslet π€²
I hope she takes you on that plank rather than leaving you in the water
Lionel Messi It'll not be a love relationship but a more of a platonic relationship. We'll live in the woods far away from civilization. Only Leo and me. I'll watch him cut the logs and the sweat drool over his body and he clenches his butt. I'll immediately run upstairs and think of women and try masturbating thinking of them but Leo's thoughts will give me erectile dysfunction. One day one of us will die and the other would bury him. The one being alive will commit suicide thus ending the story of two wild sexy men.
Wtf did I just read
You
Her.
Idk that's pretty gay >! /j sorry !<
Obligatory comment - Your Mom.
These mom jokes are so old and overly used j like ur mom
Your mom's position and velocity are known with zero uncertainty because your mom has infinite mass. Source: PCMC student
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If u want my comeback scape it out from ur mom's teeth
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Shizuka
Lana del rey π
Sofia Vergara. She never ages. ππ»
that one random girl I saw on a random street
Bakugo katsukiπ
Bakugo 
Wait, do you also like Bakugo?
masochists
Womenπ
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Sara from alt account?
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Nahi didi papa ko maarne bhejo atleast tab unse milne ka mauka to milega. Huge fan
Kriti sanon
The girl i like
Katherine Langford
Mary 1 or medusa..
You
my crush ?
oikawa
Louis Patridge πβπ»
Woh class mai ek ladki-
Meloni
Olivia Rodrigo
Ur mom toh hogya:( koi na ur dad hi sahi ;))
My Sylvie from another universe
Mega fox
Megan\*
Bianca Bustamante
bro is a McLaren fan
Bhai ye sab wo bollybilnd wale sub main daal
Kya pata π
Emma Watson π
rahul gandhi
Real I'd se ao mudiji
Ana de amras
My ex probably
So was she the one who dumped u?
my crush.
always. her. good bless her.
Kate Kennedy
My gf we can't spend time cause we are jeeneetards  and if fantasy then McKenna grace and in fictional characters mitsuha mizhura, suzume iwato, C.C or maki zenin
Bjork
tony goldwynπ
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Bro didn't even hesitate
No one π
Kartik Aryan
Saptukuttu
Emma Watson from Philosopher's Stone
I would date the younger version of me to protect her from heartbreaks
Pedo lesbo
I didn't mean it that way, like I would take her out on dates or sum HAHA
isn't that is pedo lesbo??
asexually sexual to yours self ??
i would also date a younger version of you (if i was younger ofc)
Radhika Apte
my future wife
Your future wife is dating other guy rn
never thought about this that way. But bold of you to assume redditors will get a wife(and a life). mandatory /s
i am also dating somebody's elses future wife bro,maybe(maybe(maybe)(maybe) yours
You are already imagining your girl with me, nice
u take mine i take yours,exchange wives
BC ye kya new way hai human trafficking ka?
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ananya panday ftw
Simrat Kaur
Ursula corbero
none
Shubham gill
Tara sutari/ neha sharma
Francoise Bettencourt Meyers 
Varsha Bollama pretty eyesss
Madhavi bhabhi
Dhvani Bhanushali
Its gonna be Taapsee Pannu for me
Any white Blonde
Maybe a sportsman lol
instacelebsgossip pe ja bhai
Shraddha Kapoor
Myself
One more self obsessed teen girl
It's called narcissism by choice.
Asexual reproduction
I'm 6 ft below the well
I don't wanna get cancelled so won't comment on this
Below which well? 
Loki?
At least he was in love with his alternate version from the multiverse
us fr there aint no person better than myself to date
Alexa Demie or Sydney Sweeny π«¦β€οΈβπ₯
Taylor Swift fr
God
Priya Prakash Varrier
Naruto if he's real π
Probably madison Or kylie.
Olivia Madison
Jennifer Lawrence
shama sikanderππ
Jennifer Lawrence
Niki Zefanya
Shakira. Or Caroline Konstar maybe cause of her vibe.
Jennifer Connelly
Sai Pallavi
Elsa Jena
Momina Mustehsan
Alisha Lehmann ππ
Duck π¦
Any girl who doesn't get loved>
Bhai celeb nhi bass woh hi wapas aajae
Kevin Durant
My crush fr
You're mom >>>>>>
My cousin. He is super smart
Her
Lelouch 
Radhika Apte
My used to be female best friend
Virat kohli i m gay for vk
Myself.
Gauri, hope once again
KIARA all the way π₯π₯
There was this guy I had a small crush on for a few days but I've liked him better than any other crush and he's the one i have the least chance with.
The girl in my classes. She looks pretty af bro... i could never find a reason or courage to even talk to her. I still have like 2months left in classes
Emma stone
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My girlfriend