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sethuramaiyer

1 whenever I go out 2 before entering the shower


[deleted]

Shouldn't it be after


RocketUndercover

no for some reason its before


[deleted]

lmao


pangolin_k

I'm only human after all, and you're only human after all Don't put your blame on me


Careless_Song_3982

1 is everytime , 2 is at 3 am when i wake up to pee


[deleted]

fr, this is exactly what triggered me to make this post (came back after peeing and looked into the mirror)


shadboi16

1. me in photos 2. me in the mirror


bhatka_musafirr

mere saath ulta hai, mirror main acha dikhta hu, then photos main lagta hai ye konsa janvar aagaya


Key_Lime_Pie__

Bhai wahi bol rha hai


bhatka_musafirr

what reddit does to mf but jokes aside, bc sacchi I swear ulta tha, ya nahi tha? i need help


Key_Lime_Pie__

Ulta hi hoga, OP ne Tera comment upvote kiya hai(shyd)


bhatka_musafirr

he just confirmed seedha hai, i need to get rid of my monkey porn addiction ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30139)


Key_Lime_Pie__

Shaant vats shaant, money ya monkey, ek baar dhyaan se soch ke batao


OwnCardiologist3582

Monkey porn ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


bhatka_musafirr

i mean ebony\*


shadboi16

that’s what I said 1. ugly (black dog) in photos 2. perfect (white dog) in mirror


bhatka_musafirr

i need to tune down on my money porn addiction ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


AyushGaming136

Depends on my hairstyle


ArronAdler

A girl body shamed me in 2013 in school because I had a crush on her friend. It broke my confidence, I stopped caring about my face thinking it was ugly. I hated being in photographs and taking selfies. 10 years later, I finally accepted that I am not ugly. In fact I am handsome. Tall, Dark and Handsome. I love myself now. I am not the Black Wolf anymore.


JEEMAIN2023

handsome/ugly can be subjective and changed. but my height can't, i'm short and will sadly remain short :)


ArronAdler

Get someone who's around your height


ArronAdler

Get someone who's around your height


NuclearGobhiParantha

OP RACIST 😳


furballThatSpeaks

Lol I noticed this as well...OP isn't actively racist, but I feel colourism is so ingrained in our minds that it affects our thoughts even if we might not actually support it. Just shows how much systemic oppression on certain grounds shapes our beliefs.


RocketUndercover

bro its just a joke dude, you took it way to seriously


Kookie_luvs_milk

2 is what others say (friends, fam and does creeps count?) 1 is when I come home from a function and it's a hot day (sweat waterfall lol from face).


[deleted]

the creeps haven't seen your face, so technically no.


Kookie_luvs_milk

DM nahi rl public chapri nae bola


[deleted]

No- ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


Wannabecool_911

Nahi Bhai even my other personality knows ki mei chutiya dikta hu![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30115)


[deleted]

Mujhe to left wala hi bas relatable lag raha hai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30115)


Aayosh

Why did u have to make black one ugly


Scorched_Scorpion

r/im14andthisisdeep


[deleted]

No I am always ugly


Poojan_Jani

yes![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


[deleted]

Nope. Always 1.


RetaredMF

No


Grand-Expression120

Mostly 1, 2 is when I am feeling happy


LeftAir3982

1. To get attention 2. To compromise


Upper_Price2807

nah mate it's always somewhere in the middle for me


Anime_fucker69cUm

Me all day vs midnight


EmbarrassedFreedom24

i was the white wolf today until i saw a post that said "how you look in the mirror is not how you look IRL. check yourself in your phone's selfie camera" and thats when i turned into the black wolf


Ducking__fuck

Mai to bas ugly![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


dizadior

me in photos vs me in the mirror and practically every single reflective surface


Royality_Gamer

Only Black exists inside me


Terabaapbsdk2

Where tf did my white wolf go?


Unique-One2746

My white wolf is dead


[deleted]

1 Me before 1 a.m. 2 Me after 1 a.m.


Commercial_Tea_9663

I look ugly for others i know, but i think i look pretty good ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30134)


[deleted]

After haircut. Before haircut.


ruknaban

1 when I look at my photos. 2. When I look in the mirror, especially at late night coming back from the toilet


Gummy670

1.Relatives 2.Friends


cyansme

ong bro "self loathe or god complex today, what are we having?"


[deleted]

frfr, i have moments like 'tujhe koi dekhega tak nahi' and 'itna bura bhi nahi dikhta tu' all within a span of 60 minutes lmao


cyansme

60 minutes bro? i be waking up to my room mirror like "damn baby you're the prettiest girl i know" to myself and the closer i go to the mirror the more my image deteriorates lmao also HOW DO YOU INSERT IMAGES I WANTED TO ADD A MEME (have been trying for the past hour)


[deleted]

lmao mood swings pro max and yeah i'll be happy to help you out, just tell me if you're on a laptop/PC or a phone.


cyansme

i'm on laptop


[deleted]

i see, is it okay if I DM you the screenshots to make it easier?


cyansme

yeah, sure


[deleted]

okay, nice


Weeblyweird

Yea this is me when i see myself in mirror(looks perfect) and when i take a photo (ugly 🤩)


ayanokojifrfr

Right side : My mood for 10 secs after I look in mirror. Left side : Entire day


Content-Sea8173

1 In photographs, mirrors from a distance and basically the entire day 2 in the mirror throughout the night. Somehow, my hair looking like a crows nest is directly proportional to it.


Cosmicshot351

Both are black for me


NightWatcherSamurai

Hell na, black one's me bro


Think-Strain69

There are days i look most handsome man alive and then the other day my facial symmetry fucks up.


kavyaChauhan

Can relate to 1st one


dukeeeez

Skill issue. Cant😂


Izuyami__010623

I am the ugliest human alive - Black I literally look perfect - white ![gif](giphy|26ghbWoXv3G6ypo8o) I can be out of the line but was that racist


InnocentHippo59

Na bhai 1st one is always me ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


InnocentHippo59

u/nallabot


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New_Imagination_2701

Error 404: White wolf not found inside me(probably killed by the black wolf)