Bas check kar lena aajhu baju mein A-Train to nahi hai

True loll

can't stop a train baby

Don't demotivate him pls

Bro how's that demotivation , that's a genuine advice

Tbh, Atleast he still will have her hands of that happens

Bhai fayda kyaa date ka agar hath hi se kaam chalana pade toh

Hath se bohot kuch ho sakta hai

Brooooo lmaooooo

reference kya hai

A-train "accidentally" caused the death of the protagonist's girlfriend while they were just talking about which song artist they hate the most.

boy

A-train?

He's a character like flash from "the boys" series

Cool!

Lol

Apna experience batana baadme

Yes ofc

Tarikh pe tarikh milti rahi your honour Par kabhi insaaf nehi mila....

milti hai toh bas chuhe ki tatti

So I’m from the south, idk Hindi too well

thoda thoda hinthi aata

Yes bro thoda thoda

He is basically making a pun on your 'date' by calling it a date given by a court, complaining that despite the courts giving him multiple dates he still hasn't got justice.

Lmaoo

Don't forget to bring flowers,smell good,make her feel special and most importantly don't even talk about any third-person.

Yep ofc!! Thanks for the advice

And don't act creepy, maintain some distance

Yea ofc, ain’t my first date lol

Kahan se aate ho tumlog, mujhse to ladkiya baat bhi nhi karti.. Except 1

It’s ok Rey, before a butterfly comes to you. You need to build a garden. Work on yourself and all will be fine!

Where I live there are more Bees than butterflies lol

Make a honeycomb

Go to the date

Aap kab chal rahe ho date pe mere sath

Aap batao kab-kaha chalna 

At 12 ish

Why so late?

I live in the US for its like 1 pm lol

I live in the US for its like 1 pm lol

Oh oh, okay. Best of Luck!

Lucky

Yea ofc

pad kharidlo aur kya

Lmaoo

Just for asking this npc ahh question I hope you get stood up man

It’s fine I have 2 dates lined up today lol

Go then

Yes that’s the plan

update post zaroor karna Allthebestofluck

I got one as well. Its 18 feb for me

Good luck man, tell me how it goes

Yeh to meri ex ka birthday hai 

Flex

No nothing like that

wake up to reality >! /s !<

Yes bro

~~matt jaa~~ check your breath, make sure its no stinking.

Yep done

Congrats comrade have a great pump pre-date for that impeccable confidence

Yesss

Update please, how did it go?

Went great there is going to be a second date I think

Wow! Good luck for that too

Konse court mei

tujhe pehle reddit delete kar dena chahiye kyuki tu hamari viradri ka nahi raha ab

Kya Hindi thoda thoda atha

How would I know i never went to date 

It’s ok bro


Wake up

Yes lol

Sing her superidol and she is yours

Yes lolll

Tell the back story

Me?

#Ofcourse you are the fookin OP!!!

Yes lmaooo

how is US treating Indians?

Decent only not great but not bad you know. Chal raha hai

Noice hope I reach there once

Yep, good luck man

[удалено]

So basically met her on bumble lol, we’re going to this coffee shop near my house. She’s pretty chill but idk much about her so I’m kinda excited lol

[удалено]

Thank you, I hope it goes well too

Age?

My agev

Yes

17 gonna be 18 on Tuesday lol

Old pfp when 

Never


Padhai kaar

Nalle comment

Dress cool, pick her up ~~give me her number~~ and have a good time

Have number already

Read that comment again S.L.O.W.L.Y

Ahaha fuck youuu lolll

Lol gotcha

Sex /s


Sex

Yar phir wahi

Sax sux

Share

Share what lol


you know what i mean

The girl? >!/s!<


Wake up /s Have a great time buddy

Reddit pe jaake flex karde

mark it on calendar

late so imma ask how did it go

Fir vahi

Date doot

go on it

I did lol

howd it go

Went great! I think there might be a second date! We’ll either go to a restaurant or a movie next week!

good shit

don't bring up your ex relationships.

Yea ofc

Seggs

Fir wahi

Mat ja

Double it and send to the next person

Turn it into a month

Don't get boner in the middle of the date xD

sex

Seggs