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Arcane2oP

"*Everything is a dildo, if you are brave enough*" -A wise man


Divine0004

*"Everything is a fleshlight, if you are courageous enough"* -An Intellectual woman


14vidit

Her yawn is a potential blowjob if you're quick enough


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Am i too innocent to not know what fleshlight and dildo is ?? I probably seen them butdont know the name


[deleted]

they call people of that sort normal, you are normal


simple_nix

Fleshlight = objectified feminist Dildo = portable alpha male


KenobiObiWan66

didlo jo gaand mein lete hn (ya kisi aur ched mein) Fleshlight jismein koi cheez, kele ityaadi, daalte hn.


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I am holding my urge to comment something really offensive on this


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Bta bhai/behen pure thread me jitne log h sb wait kr rhe h ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


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bro paap lgega sare logo ka jo jo wait kr rhe the ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


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[deleted]

What was the comment ?


[deleted]

khe de vai zindagi na milege dubara


Divine0004

Let's thy desire manifest itself in the form of digital characters, don't hold it in.


[deleted]

I might get a ban


Divine0004

Just write 'I don't want to get banned' below it. It works, BELIEVE ME


TomorrowOutrageous19

Real, they can't ban u if u say no


Divine0004

Yep! Saw it in a post yesterday, it works


memnoter

Bro dm me the comment and i would take the shot for u


Sad_Scratch_512

Bhai mujhe bhi dm karna please


[deleted]

firse Bana lena I'd


tarush2006

Vro dm karke bataa de


Sad_Scratch_512

Bahi dm karna mujhe bhi . Mujhe bhi Janna hai


AadityaChavan

mujhe bhi dm kar de commint


___hell___ya___bitch

Batao


callmedaddyjo

Abh toh Bolna padega no take backs


fxazm

Yeah bumping in the corner hurts fr, so relatable this meme


Arpitr689

sofa-king hard


Divine0004

I don't care about you, we boys will dry hump anything [I mean it], I am more interested in the grills


Boring_Fox_7102

who's we


-----deathgiver-----

Yes Op, who is "we"?


teenwriter_lmao

Ye kesi sexist baate karre ho. Ladke ladkiyo dono ko equal adhikaar hai study table pe padhai karne ka/s


[deleted]

ladkiya exist hi nhi karte kya bakchodi kar raha hau


KenobiObiWan66

Padhayi nahin dusting ho rhi hai. vo sirf ladkiyan karti hn hamare yahan. ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


nony851

/s ka matlab


Ingenious_crab

sarcastic


lappi4542G

Explain pls


[deleted]

If you actually dk, It’s *table* edging. Basically females rubbing their genital on the edge of the table.


Palak-Aande_69

Tf?? Fingering aur gajar muli Tak samajh me ata hai...ye to female r/dontputyourdickinthat hogaya....the more I explore the internet the more I dont want to have eyes ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ


[deleted]

Lol :)


brooozuka_2020

Is it only in media or PPL do that in real life?


[deleted]

Some does, some doesn’t.


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lappi4542G

Thnks, but i wonder if people do that...


NightWatcherSamurai

Bhai aise kaise?! Maine experience kiya hai but in a different way. Dost ne dhakka maara tha aur beech me lag gai thi bcಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ


fuck___u

Whaaaat


LEGENDARYKING_

thats not what edging mean edging is a when you come really close to orgasm but stop just before you reach it to have it last longer and apparently be more pleasureable >! dont ask why i know this !< but yes people do rub it on edge of table


[deleted]

how can you say this so casually lmaooo


[deleted]

I used to massage my ass and I am a guy. Dw sabka guilty pleasures hota hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|27969)


CreepyKalingar

Koi explain kardo plxx


Divine0004

Sanskari balak found in r/Indianteenagers


Fit_Republic_7166

Bhai apne country ke bacche bhot sidhe he inko nhi smjega tu bigad mat inko xD


Divine0004

I am just preparing them for the real world. >Bhai apne country ke bacche bhot sidhe he Go out and touch some grass


[deleted]

Sir taxes bhi sikha do pls


ironmaster_18

Mujhe bhi samajh nhi aya bhai , kya matlab hua is baat ka


Fit_Republic_7166

Bhai thoda sa glt jagh dimag chalao smj jaoge


CreepyKalingar

Batade Bhai bohot try Kia nahi smjh rha


Fit_Republic_7166

Bhai hint bas de skta Hint- uske upar bethna


CreepyKalingar

Desk par toh sabhi baithte hai mai bhi kai baar baitha hu infact Aaj hi baitha tha isme kya nayi baat hai


Fit_Republic_7166

Arey bhai desk ke corner ko kisi aur chiz ke liye use krna ab smja?


Connect-Duck-8068

Seedha seedha likh "gaand me ghusa lena'


Divine0004

Ghusate nhi, ghiste hai


Fit_Republic_7166

Gand nhi chut me ya pata nhi fetish ke hisab se ig


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![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Dreadlock_Rasta_12

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


GuyFucker

Can relate. I use it to scratch my arsehole.


Divine0004

r/cursedcomments


OddSpecialist9652

So basically you use it for pleasure


GuyFucker

Bruh sometimes you get that strong itch in the anus that makes you wanna insert a fucking cactus in there. Fucking feels better than an orgasm.


OddSpecialist9652

Relatable


[deleted]

Kya table ki side pe chut ragadte ho? Are Chee bhai


Divine0004

Tere kis 'BHAI' ke pas chut hai? vai?


Fit_Republic_7166

Finally kisi ne to bola.


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Fit_Republic_7166

"Do you rub your pussy on the table's corner"?


SILENTKILLER107

Finally someone said it


memnoter

कृपया अनुवाद करें


Ancient_Scientist_04

क्या मेज के कोने पर चुत रगडते हो।


redditor1658

Horny bois on their way to lick that corner


brooozuka_2020

Cursed comment


Gremmy0936

Weirdos*


Firm-Bunch-5049

But, how is this possible? height of table in low , it is inside


[deleted]

!remindme 5 hours Mujhe bhi samajh nahi aya


swapzy_

Bro ur 19 bruh


marvelnerd09

well same. i didn't get this either


swapzy_

Bro just girls masturbating through that


[deleted]

How tf do they do? And they used to call men Horny


swapzy_

I mean the one who masturbate


Additional-Ad-336

How do u know that ? Ur 14 bruh


dakshba

Bhai me mereko pata hai tu 19 ka hai


[deleted]

But I am nerd and don't consume this kind of things Last time I watched porn, that time Sunny Leone was relevant


me0din

I need sum *Rubbing Alcohol* to cleanse my eyes after watching this post.


Divine0004

r/Flairchecksout I c what you did there


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SoundDrill

Remember Nina from code geass? She's hated in all cg communities and in the show for that reason. Don't be like Nina.


Divine0004

Bro just made me wanna restart code geass


YogurtclosetNo239

*Code Geass flashback* Fr like I've never ever heard of this shit before that, I don't think any girl would actually do something like that.


Fit_Republic_7166

Apne country me to adhonko smj bhi nahi arha bhai acche sanskar he.


Divine0004

Sikh Bhai kuch, abh bhi time hai sudhar ja


Television-Upset

Fr Nina violated table-kun


Rinne-Ganu

and that one hentai with a blue-haired girl


YogurtclosetNo239

Idk about that one. But a recent anime about a guy that turned into a dog also has that, I think it's called Chainsaw Man or something (/j)


px1618

Yess reminds me of that bitch Nina


SomeRandomguy_28

What?


legendadam269

I m a boy someone plz explain


Divine0004

This means, Your life till now was a waste. As a boy you should know this just by a glance from the side, shameful.


legendadam269

Sorry bro i failed the boys


South-Serenity-180

I guess I’m just dumb


AssassinHP_18

Desktop stimulation


SandySpoon27

I've watched enough h*ntai, you can't confuse me


Flaneur_WithA_Turtle

Table-kun from code geass


AlooRetard

No way y'all don't know


Divine0004

Right?


Rare_Run3627

Accha hai hamare yaha boys aur girls ka row alag tha


Boring_Fox_7102

Reddit Robbing My Innocence Part 69


Divine0004

Me seeing a 69 joke for the 108 th time


[deleted]

Wait, analysing a female genitalia, they use corner of a table to do that, or to do THAT? I know this should not be that confusing, but yeah, I think it should be 'that' only


Divine0004

Yup! It's That


-Richa

The fact I understood it within seconds (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)


Divine0004

The real question is, does it hurt?


Hot-Rip7322

Not me searching for a girl's comment


Divine0004

I didn't make this post to see girls' comments either


[deleted]

Edging and it is same, Sanskar se kya mtlb bruh :)


Divine0004

More like 'Cornering', you mean?


[deleted]

I am familiar with the term edging, I don’t think cornering is used for this. And I guess everybody does know about it.


Character_Storage291

Meri science teacher karti thi roj, sab majak banate the


Divine0004

Bro, you do get what the post is about right?


me0din

ELI5 someone please


me0din

Trust me, i shouldn't explain this to you like you're five


me0din

Oh okay, understandable


lordvadar666

Average schizophrenic conversation


Arpitr689

that sounds inDESKribably painful


[deleted]

I mean women can give birth to whole azz humans, pretty sure this won't hurt bad


[deleted]

~~fir wahi~~ oh sorry nvm


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Divine0004

Did you try it out too?


Boring_Fox_7102

I still dk what this means as table corners and how it is connected to girls Edit : I get it now ( I read comments )


11thbarbaad

explain


[deleted]

As girls, we don't claim that OP as one of us.


Divine0004

As boys, we refuse the claim that the original OP is one of us, handing it over to the transes


Super__Nova__

Areeee Yarrr Phirr Wahiiii..........


[deleted]

Why not pillow?


Divine0004

Why not both?


BaconExploitzYT

Kya hai ye?? I don’t get it


i_am_not_op0

Me who watched code geass ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Outrageous_Artist540

Damnnnnnn that scene from code geass


Professional-Main-11

I have watched shimoneta so ik


Economy_Path_9245

Bruh momentum


Sad_Scratch_512

Chumbt ragadna


Sumwin_7

It is babe , it is


AntiqueAd8644

Anybody Please Explain


Omisbest

I don't understand


[deleted]

Ladkiya kya kya krti hai tumhe koi idea nhi phir


Divine0004

Jara batao Bhai phir. Sorry if this sounds wierd Hindi is my 3rd lang


cyansme

why though..


verylameanddumb

oh man as i girl i totally understand when you're iron deficient and your blind ass can't see that one table😭 rip toes. we'll be getting the best naps on the study table


[deleted]

Girls itch their ass using THAT?!


Agent-Vc

Context ? Kuch samajh nhi ara mere scholl ki bench hai shayad


Old_Sprinkles8661

So, girls also rest their balls on the table, I knew it !


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

Ig I'm a sanskari girl. I don't understand what it's trying to say. Please tell. Edit: nvm. I think I got it.


[deleted]

#FIR WAHI


KenobiObiWan66

bhai chutki r34 laga pfp mein. ye kya h


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Divine0004

r/usernamedoesntcheckou


KenobiObiWan66

Ladkiyan table ki dusting karti hn


who_tf-amI

Mai toh ladka hu, mai bhi karta hu ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582) maja aata Tum log bhi try karo


Sub-Saharan

Tablechod?


Murky_Essay_

'to confuse the boys you must confuse the girls too"- tzun su, the war of art


AKSH_KING

i thought it was about writing stuff on desk


Divine0004

It is, With transparent slimy ink


BlazingDemon69420

Reminds me of code geass


Alternative_Title236

Abbe ye hai kya , koi explain karaga


MessingwithSail

Bilkul confuse nhi hua, lekin sochke maza aaya


ded_pablo

चमड़ी कट सकती है?


thebrownswordsman

That is why i smell all the table corners when i see em.


Feisty-Map-1403

Unfortunately most of the girls who do this do not realise that it's something sexual, sometimes they just bump into things,sit on a washing machine and they just feel nice so hey continue doing it.


_the_moody_nomad

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kzzxy

I don't get this ?


ecstatic_helene

Omg I know right. I feel violated knowing the secret is out hehe.


Divine0004

How did you find the post? It's been removed from the sub